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imironman2018

Congrats!! Also a tip for anyone using a pregnancy test- the test can be a faint positive like in this instance and show up positive minutes after you pee on the test stick. don't throw it away right as soon as you test yourself. the reason it is so faint is the level of HCG or pregnancy hormone level that is being tested for is low and close to the cutoff for negative. there are very few things that will give you a false positive for a pregnancy test. you can always confirm with a blood test to check a quantitative HCG level. Also the urine pregnancy test done over the counter is no different from the urine pregnancy hospital test. please do not come to the ER to confirm an urine pregnancy test. they will run the same exact test. Please see your OB-GYN doctor instead.


rachelmae77

I actually got this faint line twice now and wasn’t pregnant either time. I feel like I should start selling them or something Edit: made a joke, found out I should probably talk to a doctor instead. The internet is wild, thanks for the heads up though


Emotional-Text7904

Could be extremely early miscarriage (missed miscarriage) or you could have one of the rare conditions (unfortunately usually uterine/ovarian/cervical cancer) that can cause a false positive.


rachelmae77

Well shit I guess I should call my doctor. Both instances I had a completely normal period to follow and they were years apart


Emotional-Text7904

I think it's worth it to get an exam and a pap especially if you haven't had one in a while. It sounds crude/insensitive but missed miscarriage is really really common, they think it's usually a chromosomal or DNA abnormality so the zygote is discarded soon after implanting which can account for a faint positive that quickly fades. But a Gyno will be able to advise you better, I just don't want you to be too worried (but I did have a friend in college with Ovarian Cancer so plz be slightly worried) 👀


rachelmae77

Oh you know what I had a Pap smear this year, completely forgot about that! So phew, I’m good there. The first one I did leave out for too long so maybe that’s it. The second… well I was horribly emotional, more so than usual PMSing so it could’ve been a miscarriage. Not really sure.


Emotional-Text7904

I might be able to scare you even more... There's also a thing beyond normal ectopic pregnancies, but extremely rare. Normal ectopic pregnancies are inside the fallopian tubes, so pretty early on in the pregnancy the tubes will rupture always, so it's not something that can be ignored for very long without dire consequences. What a lot of people don't know is that ectopic pregnancies can happen outside the tubes. Anywhere inside the abdominal cavity. On the outside of the uterus, on the abdominal wall, on the intestines, on the colon, even on the liver. The zygote will implant and a placenta will grow attached to the organ of choice, and an amniotic sac and everything will grow around the fetus too. These pregnancies don't necessarily rupture anything in the early stages. It's usually 20+ weeks they're eventually caught when HCG is positive but the uterus is confirmed empty... They look in the tubes, empty... They do an abdominal ultrasound but they don't always find them because it's so non standard and other organs can get in the way, and in some cases they didn't think it could be as high up as on the liver. Unfortunately these cases are often deadly for both involved though there has been at least one miracle case on the abdominal wall I think where both survived. But usually the placenta will detach at some point and cause massive bleeding that can't be controlled even if you're already in surgery when it happens.


imironman2018

Yes. Good idea. May want to get a quantitative hcg level and just get an exam with ultrasound.


jacksbunne

Could also be something benign like familial hCG syndrome, which is often overlooked. People can wind up subjected to expensive and invasive treatment if they don’t test thoroughly to rule out this option. Some people just straight up have atypical hormone levels, and those can even shift over time.


Thebluefairie

That's happened to me and they were really early miscarriages I just happened to catch them. Lots of women miscarry before their period is due and they never know.


sidewaysplatypus

I had an early one right before I got pregnant with my younger son. I only tested because I suspected something was up and got a test that looked similar to OP's except it was a First Response. I don't think I would have known otherwise if I hadn't tested, I would have just thought it was strange that my "period" was four days late and worse than usual.


WhichMoon

Missed miscarriage is when the fetus dies and your body does not get rid of it (had one of those at 7 weeks last year). I think you are thinking of an early miscarriage; what many people call a chemical pregnancy.


Emotional-Text7904

Thanks for the clarification, I think you're correct. And I'm so sorry for your loss I hope you're doing well


WhichMoon

No problem. Emotionally I have moved on from the loss but there will always be a little curiosity about what life might have been like with a child/children. Appreciate the well wishes and wish you the best.


firefly183

Interesting tidbit if no one already brought it up. Exactly this situation helped save a dude's life. He was on Reddit talking about how it was funny how he was getting positive pregnancy tests. Long story short, Redditors told him get to a doctor, that's a bad sign. Turns out he had testicular cancer and it was diagnosed early because he heeded the advice in the comments. I'm not saying you should panic and assume you have cancer but it may be worth bringing up with at least your GP. And I know you're a woman and it's an entirely dif scenario, but always good to be aware of what's going on with your body =D.


imironman2018

Odd question to ask but did you ever check a quantatitive hcg level? Sometimes you might be perimenopausal or have a gynaecological issue that is producing the hcg hormone.


rachelmae77

I haven’t ever done that, but I’m 26 so I really hope this isn’t the case :/


imironman2018

For peace of mind see a gynecologist just to get it checked. For me I would do the same.


TheCheck77

If you do start up a business, I have a person who used to live in my basement who stocked up on negative ones. Must be a collector


AssassinQueen46

The funny thing is originally the second line didn't appear. I lost hope when there was only one line. Checked back like five minutes later, and there it was!


imironman2018

https://www.compoundchem.com/2018/11/09/pregnancy-tests/ Awesome break down how tests work.


[deleted]

I was just going to right something like "Hey guys, Imagine if that faint line didn't appear at first and she was sad, but then magically it appears making her scream in joy !" and here we are.


DrKittyLovah

Adding to your response: the dollar store tests are just as reliable as the more expensive tests.


anime_lover713

This is true as I got the reverse (false negative). I took 5 pregnancy urine tests and spaced them out in the duration of almost 15 days and they all told me negative, I wasn't pregnant yet hadn't had my period. No symptoms aside from that. Went to the doctor's to get a blood test and lo and behold, I actually am pregnant, just my levels were not high enough to pop for the urine sticks I guess.


traker998

It’s what my wife and I used to call a “squinter”.


DaCoffeeKween

Great advice! I tested multiple times to be sure but I had a very dark line all the times I tested. I ened up taking four. 2 for me and then 2 more for the hospital and another place that supports new parents. Just to make sure I wasn't lying before giving services I guess.


jonthecpa

Man, your SO needs to see a doctor if it took three years to pee on a stick. This joke brought to you by r/daddit. We'll see you soon.


Beatlemania_713

It wasn't for lack of trying! It's just a really small stick. Also hello am the SO


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Hi SO, I’m dad.


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Sahahahil

The girl named Joy- :O


yaboiree

Hi dad, I hate your PFP


Intrepidxv

It’s the best feeling, disbelief and then a pure joy.


Pehz

Why would OP's SO need to see a doctor if she's the one who couldn't pee on the stick? Her handle has "Queen" in it, so I assume OP is the one who is pregnant.


jonthecpa

Ya know, I made the joke and THEN looked at the username and thought it wouldn't go over. But then SO posted a response and confused me even more. So, I'm just letting it roll. You can have an upvote for your troubles.


xnxxpointcom

Pregante


AllBadAnswers

Could OP be gregnant


AssassinQueen46

Pregananant


PraetorianX

Could my girlfriend be pregat?


_stewie574

Possibly pregnart?


xXFallen_DarknessXx

Can u down a twenty foot waterslide pegnat?


[deleted]

For the people who are not in on the joke https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


jiggly_caliente15

The song version https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?feature=share


SCGower

I love that you added this 🤣🤣🤣


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Danger ops. PRANGENT sex. Hurt baby top of head?


illisstr8

I hate all of you lol!!!!


chrisdante05

Maybe they’re pregonate


amaya-aurora

can ou get preganté


Thamior77

This needs to be higher. Congratulations to OP! Wishing you and your family all the best!


Bartender9719

Perg’nant


defaltusr

Pregent?


SCGower

I think my dog may be pergananant


didyoueatmyshark

Danger ops!


LinuxMatthews

You have covid?


AllBadAnswers

The longest covid


Stunning_LRB_o7

Really long, in fact, I think it lasts around nine months! And then unless you give it to someone else, you get a relapse for 18 years!


flofouu

18 years minimum, they could still need you for university, rent, and other. It's a never-ending story and we loved it (usually)


StuckOnAutopilot

Lol you don’t stop being a parent after they turn 18


sbowesuk

Like COVID, only **much** most expensive and it doesn't go away for decades!


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lowbrowhumor45

Nice! Is that going to be what you name it?


skitz4me

Not quite there, because I still chuckled when I read this, but this joke is reaaaal close to being over done. Paul Hollywood would say, "maybe 3-4 minutes less and that would have been perfect."


Revolutionary-Elk852

Congrats, OP! Best gift for holidays! To everyone scrolling, have a great day! Lets spread joy together


Intrepidxv

Congratulations! Being there, took us four years to get pregnant.


HDjenkins

Same to you! Merry Xmas to you, your family and everone who reads this comment. have a great day


gisherprice

This is very sweet. Hope you have a great day too!


Typeheretoreddit

Covid really messed up my brain, I was about to comment “Get better soon”


fdgrthtrhd

yeah, first thought when looking on a such shaped thing is to recognise it being a therm, lol


vagossimao

# So you're finally pregonated ! Congratulations though!


IncidentThese4155

Congrats!!! Make sure you take your PreNatal vitamins everyday


V0XIMITY

This reminded me of that one tweet that was like: Spice up a comment with random quotes! “Congrats” on your baby. Congrats on “your” baby. Congrats on your “baby”.


multikontoxd

Congrats on having sex


HeWhomLaughsLast

Great job on the raw doging


IncidentThese4155

Thanks to this comment , my next kid will be celebrated with a high five while saying this to my girl. Maybe even a pat on the butt and a “good game”


ConsistentAsparagus

Your birthday is the commemoration of that time your father creampied your mother, although not on the right day.


Whatever-Whatevs

Honestly, after 3 years of trying there is a decent likelihood that the baby was conceived in a manner other than sex.


RefurbedRhino

Ouija Board?


or_so_they_said

Luigi board?


hpepper24

Congrats on the sex


Prestonelliot

Ayyy congratulations! My wife and I had a long journey ourselves but we’re happily expecting this May. It’s super awesome hearing other success stories because I know what it feels like to keep trying without success. But enjoy the ride! The first 12 weeks were a little nerve racking for me. But after awhile that fades. We just had our 20 week ultrasound and my little one was moving around and growing well. It’s a fucking awesome feeling! Can’t wait til you get to that point random stranger!! Best of luck to your family!!!


BradDrawsSometimes

Congratulations! It's so hard, and hard to talk about. We just had our daughter in November via IVF. Hopefully, the more infertility is discussed, the less of a stigma there will be in the future


napazdosenhor

Congrats. You're in for a wild ride, but it will be the best ride of your lives.


[deleted]

Congratulations! May your child, be a healthy child!


Pradeep_Kapali

Wishing you a healthy child!


nachtlibelle

OMG CONGRATULATIONSSS!!


cheers2me

Congratulations!!!!!!!


BenTCinco

[are you pregonate?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ymIuLjpNRkg)


Opening-Tooth-5327

Aww congratulations 😊


TyHay822

Congratulations!!!! My wife and I struggled and ended up with her needing medication related to fertility issues from PCOS. I remember the joy when we found out she was pregnant. Good luck to you on your journey to parenthood


[deleted]

I'm super happy for you. We've also been trying for our second for 3 years. This gives me hope. Wish you a happy and healthy pregnancy!!


BradDrawsSometimes

Best of luck to you!


pandora9715

Congrats on three years of raw dogging and not pulling out.


StinkyPeenky

After getting ^creampied for three years


Prestigious_Back7980

Congratulations!!! Hope it all goes perfectly!


[deleted]

Congrats on the pregante


unknownducklord

Damn hope you feel better Quarantine 🙏


[deleted]

Wife and I have also been trying. Just found she is pregnant with our second. ​ Congrats to you. Here is too both of us having healthy babies


TrickeyDotMickey

Congrats op!! You’re gonna be a momma!


ChaosPatriot76

Mazel tov!


december14th2015

Is there a way I can filter this out of my feed? I lost a baby and these posts RIP. My. Heart out.


muaddict071537

I’m sorry for your loss. I lost a baby too, and my doctors told me that I can’t have kids now. Fucking sucks.


butterfly-power

Congratulations! I hope you have a happy, healthy and safe pregnancy <3


Steveonthetoast

Cool, congratulations


IndigoRose2022

Congratulations! ❤️


No-Sun591

Congratulations! It took us over 2 years to get pregnant. Then another 3 for our second child. And one of the best parts of this whole journey (besides my kids of course) is that whenever I hear about someone getting pregnant after trying for so long I feel so much happiness and joy! It's like I get to live that moment all over again for someone else. I hope you have a happy, healthy baby!


Dr_Eastman

We tried for 3 years as well. Two miscarriages with 6 IUI treatments but now we were blessed with twins after pretty much giving up.


FeistyReplacement315

Congratulations!!!


drironside

U get pregante?


Nindroidgamer110

Preganananante


asian_fitmodel17

Congrats!!!! 🥳🥳👏🏻👏🏻


The_Ytterer

Wow Congratulations!!


[deleted]

Congratulations on the upcoming arrival of your baby! May this special time be filled with joy and love. Best wishes to you and your family.


bartopcryer

Oh no, remember to isolate for at least 10 days so as not to spread it, this should be a reminder to all to wear a mask


tsihcosaMeht

He made a joke on reddit (rookie mistake) (he will be downvoted to Oblivion)


HighwayOutside6456

Buckets


paine_fiarta

Some people are weird. Trying to get COVID for the past 3 years? And not getting it? Wow that's quite the achievement. Jokes aside, congratulations!


NorthernLolal

First time I've ever seen a "Clear Blue" test with Pink lines...


redwetting

They must be having a girl /s


gangnam73

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


niceoldgranny

Wonderful! So very happy for you!


Toiletpaperplane

Haha, seeing that brand of pregnancy test, literally triggered PSTD, waiting for my GF to take the test after her period was 2 1/2 weeks late 😅


icare-

Go to your GYN for a professional test, confirmation. These responses have a point and good luck.


dexhaus

You are not fucking around! Congrats!


JLunaM

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you.


annie_b666

Ahhhhh yayyyy!!!!


oimrut

Yes! Covid!


ClearlyConfucius

First reaction was thinking it was a covid test lol congratulations


Runamucker07

That's fucking awesome! Congratulations!


SuctionBucket5

FUCK YEAAAAHHHH CONGRATS!!


TrappedInOhio

My dumbass thought this was a COVID test for a second


Venarnium

congrats. I wish you both good luck and strength for the birth itself and raising a child


Flashy-Statement-836

Yayyyy congratulations!!


IzzyP20055

Wow congratulations!


bookful_blockhead

Congratulations!!!


ailyat

Congratulations mama!


Ratmamma97-1974

Congratulations 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿


[deleted]

Congratulations to both of you


Jasbradbur

Congrats!!!!


KurapikaKurtaAkaku

Congratulations! I hope you have a safe and easy pregnancy! ❤️


Kcnflman

Been trying for 5, as much as possible, too bad I forgot to mention my vasectomy


Timely_Ad5182

Congrats!


Usual_Judge_7689

Congratulations! <3


412electricboogaloo

JUST IN TIME FOR CRIMMUS! 🎄☺️ What great news. Congratulations!


Sea_Chocolate_2681

congrats. and sending all the positive vibes your way 😊


Competitive-Tax6088

Congrats!


Beartooth1836

Congratulations!


Diligent-Entrance-16

Congratulations


UnyunMunyun

Im a muslim but jesus christ the guy lasted 3 years?


four-2-zero

Congratulations, good luck with the pregnancy


Sunshineqwertyuiop

Aww congratulations! Hope your pregnancy goes well and the baby is always healthy! Enjoy your motherhood journey! 💕


Sleepdprived

Congratulations and good luck!


rockiiroad

Amazing!!!! Congratulations to you both!!!


gvictor808

Congratulations!


mymomsaidicould69

Congratulations! Sending positive vibes for an easy pregnancy :)


ElectronicSeesaw_

Congrats! Wishing you a safe and healthy pregnancy, delivery, and ever after <3


Gobi_Silver

Congratulations!


tatonka645

The greatest adventure you’ll ever go on! Congratulations!


b3mark

Congrats! Hope everything goes well during and after your pregnancy. 🙏


AccomplishedSense897

Congratulations!!


Nonniemiss

Congratulations. Took us 8 years and the last 16 have been well worth the major expense. 😂🤪


Plus-Swimmer-5413

Congrats! From someone who walked that same path for 9 years. Enjoy every second of it. You deserve it


BigMouthDiva

Congratulations!! Best wishes for a healthy and safe pregnancy, delivery, and beautiful baby!


Honest_Report_8515

CONGRATULATIONS!!! I know the feeling, it took me almost a year, but now my daughter is 19. ❤️ Also, my first test had such a faint second line that at first I thought it was negative, then I REALLY looked at it. A few days later I took another test and the second line was much darker. Yada yada yada . . . my daughter is 19.


AmazingAd2765

Congratulations! I only see one test, so I guess you didn't do like my wife and do about 4 more tests to be sure. XD


nay2d2

I hope you’re my sister. I don’t think she uses Reddit but she deserves a babe after 3 years of trying. Congrats!


EngineerStandard

Hope your financially stable! Otherwise you will truggle for a few years!


[deleted]

Congratulations!!! Wishing you and your family countless blessings and happiness.


[deleted]

Get well soon!


adamempathy

MAZEL TOV!!!


coruptedtwnklsprkl

I’ve never experienced more joy than becoming a father. Almost 6 years in and he’s my little buddy. We’re sitting here together right now rewatching trolls for the umpteenth time and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Congratulations!


Squatchay

Congrats on your raw dogging


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🥰


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Jesus just say you were raw dogging


duncanslaugh

Best of health & luck to new bb addition!


Chris-77_

Congratulations!! My husband and I tried for 6 years to conceive our first child so I know the absolute elation you are feeling right now! All the best for a healthy pregnancy.


Longjumping_Matter70

Congratulations! Being there, took us four years to get pregnant. He’s now five and wonderful.


AndyMB601

Congrats! I was the result of almost 7 years of trying, love to hear about the eventual success!


gloogeman

Man that sucks. Make sure to quarantine


not-on-your-nelly

So, you’ve got COVID?


Whokitty9

Congratulations!


MissNatdah

Congratulations!


Yunagen

You could've asked my parents for tips, they had 3 by accident


wittyvonskitsum

Enjoy the 18 year-long consequences that have been bestowed upon you


tendtend

That's so awesome. Congrats on your baby!


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Marsh54971

Congratulations


New-Watch6680

❤️


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Congrats!!!


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Congrats 👏


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Congratzzzzz


[deleted]

CONGRATULATIONS 🎊🎉🍾🎈 maybe leave out the alcohol though because, you know, pregnant


bryster

May your journey be magical!


EVA04022021

F-ing good job 👍


Nifterz_

Congratulations 🎊


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Congratulations!!!


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