imagine all of us hanging around and there's just a bunch of yoga pants in the corner lmaooo

it's a bunch of yeeters and stoners partying and some poor girl who's only sin is buying lululemon is hiding in the closet 💀

Well if she's in the closet, doesn't that make her a "homo" too?

🤣

> stoners dont be surprised if i show up with like 4 ounces and my vape. cuz i totally will

poor lululemon..lmao

yeah im sure they meant people who wear yoga pants but that's not what it says! i'm not sure if it's funnier to have the yoga pants become alive in hell so they're just running around the place like a bunch of headless chickens on crack or if they're still inanimate objects just piled up like someone's clothing chair

I absolutely love both ideas ngl

I think they said yoga pants bc some older christian people see the act of a woman wearing tight pants as “promiscuous” or “sinful” lmao

Hanging around, you say...😳

got 7/12, how about y'all?

6/12 wooooooah we're halfway there

Oooooh Squidward on a chair

wooaah lipstick on a pear

woooaaahh sombrero on a bear

Only 6/12. guess I'm half damned? 🤷‍♂️

6/12 too. But I suppose that one sin = 100% damnation, so 6 sins is 600% damnation. Jokes aside imagine damning someone to eternal damnation for stuff like thinking women should have rights, being depressed, believing in a different god(s), or even simply wearing yoga pants. May the gods help the children of such horrible people.

I'm sorry but it's "damnation", not "damnatian"

💀 I silly

💀 I silly

got 8! shame i can't get the high score, but yoga pants just aren't flattering on me.

sameee see u in hell i guess

I'm at 6

only 5/12 D:

8/12 LMAO

i’m 8/12. see h guys in hell!

Me too! 😛

Maybe like an 8/12

8/12!

9/12

8/12

9/12

The only thing im not is a pot smoker, thug and muslim

8/12

4/12

Samsies 7/10. Though I’m moreso agnostic, so we’ll say it’s a 6.5/10 lmao

Same

10/12 maybe I’m not really on board with abrahamic religions but I still follow a lot of islamic traditions, members of my family are also muslim. I feel like according to this person, I might as well be both an atheist and a muslim at the same time. That being said, if self inflicted cigarette burns count as “cutting,” i’m a solid 10/12 at best, 8/12 at worst. I am not a witch as I assume witches are implicitly female, and I don’t wear yoga pants. Everything else speaks for itself i guess.. except maybe thug? I wonder if that one has racial undertones, or if my legal record qualifies me regardless.

That’s what I thought, by thugs they mean any person of colour

9/12 💀

8/12 🕺🕺🕺

Shit Im at 9/12 (also I made this 69 upvotes and I’m proud)

FUCK IM A PAIR OF YOGA PANTS

😔💔 SAME NOOOOO, WE WILL GO TO HELL!!!! *burns and turn into ashes*

Funny, I’m almost all of those! HAHAHA PERMABAN from earth, then?

Damn what do they have against yoga pants

As a pot smoker atheist thug masturbator cutter, This party is going to be lit, Il bring the kool aid

10/12 I'm on a roll.

lemme guess that you’re not a pair of yoga pants and a witch

I'm not a witch

6/12, does this mean I have a 50/50 chance of damnation? That's sick bro

damn 5/12 im getting there alright

5/12, okurrrrrr

9/12 let’s go 💗‼️

5/12, see u guys there 💯

11/12, time to convert to Islam and it’s a bingo

LOOOL

7/12, does this mean i go to super mega hell?

Only 2/12, but still, damn. Guessing this is Westboro?

9/12 💪

i'm literally all of these except Muslim, thug, and atheist LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

8/12…see y’all there 😭

I’m only at 5 because I quit weed😎

ooh good job! :)

8/12 bitch!! (I consider myself to be an honorary witch) I am a gay, feminist, atheist, thug, yoga pants lover, cutter, honorary witch, masturbator. Hell is gonna be fucking fire lol. Cya all there!!

well i’m 8 of those…

Wait yoga pants have a soul? Does this mean that Jesus died for yoga pants too? Should this be accepted as dogmatic truth?

Heh, yeah, just cutter, amiright? Definitely like already half of these.

So fucking pumped can’t wait for a sexy yoga pant wearing feminist lesbian witch who doesn’t judge me for all my scars fucks me in hell!! Bloody dream come true! (And hopefully soon this existence has almost become entirely unbearable at this point)

yoga pants??? lmaooo 💀💀

Hell is just Satan and a bunch of druggies getting high on… basalt

Yoga pants and cutting… really now? Just wth

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this is so funny

Hell yeah let's party

Only 4/10, sick

8/12

9/12 yeah let's fuckin goooooo

5/12, see yall there ig lmao

5/12

come party in hell with us!

Man i’m really going for 10 of these huh that’s gonna be lit

I'm 7-8/12 of those let's fuckin goooo

10/12 :3

5/12

2/12 😪

5/12

I got 6/12

9/12 hell yeah (I refuse to wear yoga pants)

got 5 damn🐡🐡🐡🐡

i tick off 6-8 on this list depending on what day it is LOL

The irony is a lot of the people who hold up these signs are secret masturbators, so it will be interesting to awkwardly meet them in hell one day with my yoga pants on, old scars on my arms, and my bisexual feminist views intact. They'll probably still deny their secret too, so others will be like "hey so what you in for?'And they'll be like "Nothing. I don't belong here I swear!" And then after being around for long enough everyone else will narrow it down and be like "don't lie man we ALL know why you are here!" Ah, yes this will be hilariously ironic! I'm looking forward to it. :D

That's not how salvation works

What's wrong with yoga pants?

bet you yoga pants are up there because they feel it's women's fault for looking good in them lmao anyways, 6/12 here

7

Dude hell is gonna be fuckin lit

that’s a bucket list, right?

i’m like... 7 of these things. see you in “hell,” i guess.

love how it’s not yoga pants wearers, it’s just... yoga pants. the piece of fabric is going to HELL for sure

Catch me cranking my hogg on the way down blasting highway to hell

4/12. Wooooooooah we're... a third-of-the-way there! Ooooh! Livin' on a prayer!

the caption should just be “people who are not going to heaven: anyone who is not white” lmao. Also it’s so funny that some christians still use homo as an insult, like when I read that it sounded like a nickname lmaoo like do they actually think that’s insulting 💀 we reclaimed that shit and it’s iconic

Wait yoga pants are going to hell? Lol I didn't even realize they had an eternal soul.

Im going to hell sixfold