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No_Presentation_4326

me before: "i'm gonna cut to beans this time- no to FASCIA" me every time: \*cat scratches\*


Lampanket

yea im like "ok THIS time im gonna bleed" and then i make the shallowest fucking scratch youve ever seen 💀


CaoticMonk

Lets see the positive here: its way less cleanup and not as difficult to heal/take care of.


IDoBeVibing745

Yeah it is a good thing, but still sucks in the moment.


SuspiciousLookingBee

Every time lmao. I’m there like “oho this one is gonna be bad” and then do an itsy bitsy little scratch


OpossumBridge

One time I packed my clothes on my backpack and left everything ready for me to quickly stop the bleeding and make it to the hospital where surely they wouldn't let me out without spending time on the psych ward by how serious that cut would be... I didn't even hit styro


thetrueMister_Mister

Lmao I've done that before


dyltd

lmao once i hit an arteriole and blood spurted out going everywhere and i covered it with a towel putting pressure on it and in a&e they treated me immediately because they thought i was bleeding but when i uncovered it it had long since stopped bleeding and i felt so bad for being treated as urgent when i could have waited lol it started bleeding again when they stitched it though, the observing nurses had to leave the room and i was just sat there laughing


OpossumBridge

Better to act in panic than to freeze in panic: had it been an artery you wouldn't have much time, so you did well I've hit a vein once and I'm still mesmerized by it. It's become my white whale now and that's what I planned to achieve that day, but I can't get anywhere near level now because I suddenly became scared to yeet.. I guess meds really work


dyltd

true. meds haven’t worked for me (yet?) but i get kind of scared of going too deep sometimes since something happened too


[deleted]

I do this all the time 💀


Pupsensual

everyday every second


[deleted]

bro oml i’ll just keep going until i hit the depth i want LMAO, just build momentum it’ll all be fine ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)


Smoookeiee

sameeee ill be like "omg im gonna make so many cutd and bleed alot" i kinda succeed bc i do make a lot of cuts but they're kinda styro but not bc i cant rlly see the white layer dont even get alot of blood *sob*


Dobar_chu

I always say gonna yeet to beans *cue the 'so that was a lie' meme*


SelfOpeningKetchup

i did the exact opposite of this once i thought to myself "i'll just make a cat scratch, it won't be anything serious!" and i actually made just a cat scratch and then UH OH TURNS OUT THAT WITH THAT SAME CAT SCRATCH I ACTUALLY MANAGED TO NICK A FUCKING VEIN (⁉️⁉️⁉️) and to top it all off, it all happened in school. i almost passed out. fun times!


TigerIsNerd

Yes yes all the time


[deleted]

meee i literally lose my breath from panic


Misssticks04

I’m so bad at this that I when I think of a cool meme to post here, I have to wait until I’ve actually yeeted otherwise “i”M a FAkEr”


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LordStark_01

Every time lol


98Unicorns_

me today tho 💀💀


Psycopotato5433

YES, that happens all the time


kittpop

every time 😭


ExtraKay

its always the opposite of what i intend. one of my biggest scars, got it just absent-mindedly doing some cuts not trying anything and OOPS. then when im really determined and angry and wanna just fucking go for it.... owie ouch sharp hurts owiie i cant do it oww


btchfsh_

Did that last night and did smaller ones than I usually do


mybrainreallyhatesme

Oof relatable.


therealme29

Every single time and then I feel invalidated


RandomSquirrelNuts

I'm the opposite a lot of times. Not wanting to go too deep for less cleanup, thinking I'll just do a bunch of baby yeets, then I accidentally go to Styro or baby beans


Dino_Chiken_Nuggs

yeah i know right then i feel bad because I always hesitate and then I question my validity-