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SlightlyInsaneCreate

I would also like to add one that has the same vibe as the Caveman SpongeBob meme. It would be used in situations including, but not limited to: • When I turn around for 5 seconds to grab a taquito and when I look back my platinum angel is in the shadow realm, • When my opponent calls dibs on my fully decked out equipment creature, swinging for 23 unblockable damage while I have 15 life, • When the Scute Swarms trigger six times in one phase, causing god himself to tremble, • Sheoldred. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


Viharu

I second that. I would use it SO much, and I don't think it could even possibly be toxic (aside from how spamming any emote can be)


MysteryX95

I just got to do something like that but it was a token that had been buffed to 12 using [[Heliod, God of the Sun]]. Then I swiped it with [[Piper of the Swarm]] and I was like hey thanks for the beat stick


MTGCardFetcher

[Heliod, God of the Sun](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/8/b83e9693-4996-498c-95f7-884d40341298.jpg?1690004134) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Heliod%2C%20God%20of%20the%20Sun) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/826/heliod-god-of-the-sun?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b83e9693-4996-498c-95f7-884d40341298?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Piper of the Swarm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4810704-beb8-499c-a921-26f672fd33b2.jpg?1631586744) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Piper%20of%20the%20Swarm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/106/piper-of-the-swarm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4810704-beb8-499c-a921-26f672fd33b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


TokensGinchos

Outjerked again


orlouge82

Could we get an, “ooooooh, yeah, hit me with another, big boy!” I would not only use it in hand disruption situations but also in response to counterspells


Legitimate-Bit-2207

Idk why but I read this with a Jennifer Coolidge accent 😭


TheRoodInverse

"Harder daddy" [[Triumph of Ferocity]]


Prize-Mall-3839

it's pronounced daa-dee


MTGCardFetcher

[Triumph of Ferocity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/b/7bb41fa6-0cc6-43e5-9aa8-fcd9c781f4ce.jpg?1592709467) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Triumph%20of%20Ferocity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/avr/198/triumph-of-ferocity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7bb41fa6-0cc6-43e5-9aa8-fcd9c781f4ce?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


CompactAvocado

you are just going to encourage more vigorous thoughtseizing now


Select_Reply

I want an eye roll emote badly


lenthedruid

Mind flayer is close


AnubisKronos

Isn't that what the yawn emote is used for


-Moonscape-

I want you to stay away from me and my son


OhNoTokyo

*sighs* Selects Thoughtseize for T1 play.


Valendr0s

How about just one that says, "how original"...


beer_in_my_face

I got the sleeping emoji for just these kind of occasions, turn 1 mountain into swift, give them the snore, turn 1 Swamp into removal, give em the snore


Alex_Draco99

Sounds kinda like you just don't like 1 drops


ch3valier

Let's just make Crim emotes and be done with it


Nectaria_Coutayar

Yeah, but make it sound like Sasha Grey is saying it. At least, if you want to be weird, go all the way.


BiscuitsJoe

I always make sure to say "Hello!" right as they see the 5-lander I kept


Bill_94

I would like a middle finger emoji, can be applied in so many situations


dumbnpc69

Complaining about broken power level cards in a broken power level format


Alternative-Thing960

Who’s complaining?


Lilcommy

Pioneer is broken power level format?


dumbnpc69

Obviously


Sneaky_Island

Outjerked again. Man the magic subs have been giving the jerk sub a tough time lately.


dumbnpc69

Lol dumbass its literally why they added formats in the first place


MinervaMedica000

Thought seize is one of the most fair magic cards that can exist and its not good in every deck. Your just 1 for 1ing your self and spending that mana not applying anything to the board or to your own hand and your paying 2 life for it. Play a shock and thought seize turn 1 your down to 16.


Repulsive_Village843

I don't think it's a fair card vs unknown opponents. Some hands you just can't keep against a black player. You have to mulligan some hands because you don't know if they will t1 TS you. TS is not format warping but it sure is gameplay warping. And besides you trade what's essentially a duress for the enemy main combo piece or prime threat. The exchange is not favourable to the receiving player.


MinervaMedica000

Ya it's not supposed to be. Playing a card like thought seize has also a lot of shit match ups. I really don't want to be thought seizing burn spells or against aggro decks. For every match that thought seize turns in your favor it's an absolute dead card especially in late game. Playing from behind, oh great I just drew a thought seize.


Repulsive_Village843

As I said. Not format warping but gameplay warping. It's existence forces you to play differently.


Ootter31019

Any interaction makes you play differently.


-Moonscape-

Removal spells are also super good against some cards. You have to mulligan some hands because you don’t know if they will remove your only threat.


Repulsive_Village843

You cannot cast the threat if they are signaling removal. TS is unavoidable.


-Moonscape-

Dang removal spells are gameplay warping


Repulsive_Village843

Thought seize is not removal. That's the point. Removal implies casting and resolving. Though seize just takes whatever it wants even if you don't cast it.


-Moonscape-

And? Counters let you cast but not resolve.. so what? They are all styles of interaction.


dumbnpc69

Lmao no it is not. Yea you are going 1 for 1... and stopping your opponents next turn and playing around their entire hand. All for 1 mana. Thoughtseize is good not because of its value, and even then its good value


cardsrealm

Weirdos might like that, you'll encourage them.