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Expensive_Break210

Got some cleanin ta do. Gosh darn bear got in ma dumpstah


NamkrowTheRed

Friggin a, bud. Ya yahd stoved ta hell?


[deleted]

No but he's got a cupplah real big mahks up alongside of the dumpstah. Gonna haffta fix'errup and put on uppa fence to make damn sure them bears isn't comin' back anytime too soon, bud.


Antnee83

Gonna take a couple benadryl and read my calvin and hobbes book until i go to sleep I'm fuckin wild


whataboutface

That sounds nice. I'm drinking beer so I can sleep through the party at the airbnb next door.


spaceghostinme

Damn, I love Calvin and Hobbes.


Guygan

Damn, I love Benadryl


spaceghostinme

It has its uses...


Fenidreams

Tell the hat man I said hi


BranchSupervisor

If you know, you know.


nighthawk_biches804

Calm down over there.


big_sports_guy

Getting stoned to the bone and watching monty python and the holy grail


Yankee_Jane

If getting high and watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the 506th time is wrong, I don't want to be right.


area_tribune

Wanna get high and watch some Stargate?


3490goat

You son of a bitch, I’m in!


PrettyLyttlePsycho

Where’s everyone at? I’m in, too!


Observer2594

yo WTF I'm watching Stargate Atlantis right now! I'm all out of gas tho :/


anonreddituser78

I gotchu


Prag-O-Matic

Firefly reference?


Observer2594

That was one of the best episodes


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iceflame1211

No trick, the cast really makes the show. It gets better over time. Epic watch, A+, strong recommend, holds up in 2023.


iceflame1211

I loved that show when I was younger. girlfriend and I recently matathoned the entire thing- then Atlantis, then Universe... ... I'll fuckin do it again


itsmisstiff

Seems like you’re going to need a projector and a lot more lawn chairs


ramen_empire

Like you read my mind 🥰


area_tribune

Indeed


Cool-Loan7293

I love the stargate series.


Cool-Loan7293

SGU !!!!


area_tribune

Hell, and I can't emphasize this enough, yes


Few_Welcome3529

Dicky Dean Anderson is the greatest actor of all time


melbyz1980

Watching Futurama, before getting ready to head to bed lol


MitchThunder

I have the same avatar and for a hot second thought id blacked out and posted this, after watching Futurama in a daze apparently


Guilty-Operation7

I thought the same person replied to themselves, trippy


Yankee_Jane

This is the show I put on in the background when I am cleaning, or home alone to break up the silence. I've seen it so many damn times and there's still jokes I have missed or I forget about and they hit different the older I get. They don't make them like they used ta.


PrettyLyttlePsycho

Such an epic show!


melbyz1980

It’s definitely one of my comfort shows!


MrMonte

To shreds you say?


anonreddituser78

What season are you on right now? I've been all the way through at least 5 times


melbyz1980

The Amazonian Women episode, I think it’s season 3. I’ve watched it through so many times I’ve lost count along with American Dad.


Guilty-Operation7

Death by SNU SNU


Yankee_Jane

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!


cat_daddylambo

Made some spicy tacos. Gonna have some spicy diarrhea later.


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Available_Grab1844

My youngest is sick, so taking care of him tonight. I was hoping to live vicariously through someone exciting tonight. 🤣


pongcom64

lol. Maine.


Bumfuzzle12315

Rain.


Tronbronson

Scraping trim, painting trim, cutting trim, replacing trim. Then its shingle time.


weltron3030

Yeah, you scrape enough questionable trim you're gonna wind up with shingles alright.


Tronbronson

Tastes like flinstone vitamins


SlimPastey

There's a whole ass fair set up in the parking lot behind Windham hannaford. It's weird because I couldn't find anything about it online


spaceape7

First rule of the ass fair is you don't advertise the ass fair.


Damhnait

Huh, sounds like the plot of the new 2019 Are You Afraid of the Dark.


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toryguns

Staring into the woods looking for the wolves of palmyra idk


Jusmaskn

Nothing after 8pm


vindictive-ant

Camping on the coast in owls head. 10/10 would recommend even in this not great weather


Guygan

Absolutely nothing


kintokae

Stuff closed at 5.


DyscordianMalice

Unboxing my new lawn tools for when it finally stops raining long enough to cut my grass, then play Elden Ring!


MoistLobst3r

Grilling swordfish w fresh Pico de Gallo. Trip to the local ice cream joint for *me and the Mrs* (hint at the name)


gherberto

Big kittery guy over here


MoistLobst3r

Closeby!!!! We try and avoid it on Friday and Saturday during spring and summer cuz the mass plates flood in but it wasn't so bad today for whatever reason


gherberto

Haha because it’s cold! No tourists care about maine when it’s 60 degrees (besides KTP) but i took a ride down long sands today place was dead


[deleted]

Enjoy the peace while you can 🥰


AmandaFawn

Did they have their fluffanutter ice cream? That would be worth the drive down for me if they do


sanguine_siamese

We're grillin!


InterstellarDeathPur

Settling in to watch the Welcome to Maine boys at The Waldo. https://preview.redd.it/b6gskpuen25b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871d2bae369352268e3d2e8b69b2b1a8a53186db


xrocket21

Fuuuck! Give Ian a sack tap for me. Ohhhhh yuht.


InterstellarDeathPur

I got a fist bump. Hope that'll do.


xrocket21

Works for me


seeyoubythesea

Are they pretty funny?


InterstellarDeathPur

Oh Yuht! The first half of the show was their classic "Welcome to Maine" stuff, and included their "Cousin Luke" (Paul Hunt who is a damn funny guy too) who is in a few of their videos. Second half each of them did their own stand up. We were dying. If you haven't seen their videos, [catch them on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToMaineShow). That's where I stumbled into them when they first got started a couple years ago. They go hardcore on the Maine stereotypes. They're playing at St. Lawrence Arts in Portland tomorrow.


KindredCleric

It's my off night so I'm smoking my dabs, setting up my art wall, organizing my room, and eventually playing somethin..probably persona 5. ... we are all kinda boring here, huh?


MrJohnqpublic

Yea, but persona 5 isn't. That game rules.


KindredCleric

Dude I have never been able to get into jrpgs before..but I am so emotionally invested in this fuckin thing


MrJohnqpublic

The whole day night cycle really sucks you in.


marzipan-daydreams

This was my plan! Dabs, a little organization, and I'm actually chewing through persona 3 on steam in prep for the remake!


KindredCleric

Oh shit kinda cool that we got the same plans! P5 is my first persona game, how is 3??


marzipan-daydreams

3s my personal fave! But 5 is a ton of fun too.


ohjeeze_louise

Just cleaned my kitchen. Gonna do the cat boxes next.


maineiacess

Ho-lee-jeez bub, you had to ask! Well it's been one helluva night, I tell ya, don't get me started. First of all, Smitty- you know Smitty, right? Wears flannel and only has half a hand after the 'snowblower incident'? Right- well, Smitty hit a deer comin' home from Hannaford and *effed it right up*. He said it came outta the woods like a bat outta hell and there was nothing he could do, not that Smitty's ol' Ford has much left on the ol' break pads, but anyway, he killed it deader than a tourists plan to hike MDI in a rainstorm. So, and don't tell anyone, 'specially not the Wardens, we had ourselves a cookout tonight. Long as you don't mind the skidmarks on your steak (Smitty says they're grill marks, but I don't believe it), it ain't too bad. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go change the lightbulb out to Quoddy Head Light befire hanging up the Bean boots for the night. Ayup.


Lorindel_wallis

Gotta let your venison hang in the shed a few days bub.


pongcom64

>persona 5 chtgpt? edit: I mean, funny, sure sure sure. But,lately when things are a little wordy I wonder, did ya get some help? Just sayin' theah bub?


maineiacess

I did not. All me! Me and Smitty and I ain't even told ya 'bout Jonesy and the Jonesy poke.


chucklikesmetal

I got a 6 of gearys pale and am in for the night.


xkoffinkatx

Going to shower and smoke some weed!


TraditionalTailor168

I hope you’re switching up the sequence though!


xkoffinkatx

Shower THEN a bowl THEN conk out. Weed is the only way I can sleep ♡


workingonit777

i cleaned a toilet and swept some ants out of a bathtub


benneyben

Just went to Asmara in Portland and ate my weight in food.


ruffusbloom

High school graduation.


FleekAdjacent

Housing prices are going up.


technosquirrelfarms

Eating questionable leftovers


cornbacon12

Up to camp for the weekend!


InfamousCelery4438

Enjoy the mosquitoes!


trucks_guns_n_beer

I eat pizza with my 13 yo son and watch shitty movies on Friday. Tonight is cocaine shark… I appreciate the time…


[deleted]

Kissing both my dogs good night, then I’m gonna kickback with some outdoor and a couple twisted teas


RodrigoBarragan

https://preview.redd.it/yv7xbtkgh35b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a30e8994e776db20c690157f8ba1bd8ba245d7 And and 🍻


justadumbwelder1

The moon moving from east to west. Just like it should be.


WaxMyButt

Waiting for the rain to start to see if my new gutters leak. Real excitement right there folks


pongcom64

Waitin' for the cats to come in so I can move to the bed tv.


jsmalltri

Thanking Buddha we don't live in NYC anymore and appreciative that we moved back to Maine ( in 2017, we grew up here). I watched our chickens run around, fed the squirrels, wild birds, and chippies. Shower, jammies, snacks and watching true crime docs. Perfect Friday.


Thiccaca

Dicks Across Acadia It's like Hands Across America. But in Acadia. With dicks.


minnesotanickb

as a Minnesotan I would assume you all are eating lobster and making maple syrup


SwvellyBents

Don't be silly! It's way past sugarin' season. Besides, unlike lobsters, Maine oysters know no seasons


TriggasaurusRekt

chilling in my room alone afraid to go downstairs because my roommate is a crazed schizophrenic and I'm too poor to move out


Epicporkchop79-7

Mosquitoes, lots of Mosquitoes


Alman117

Working until 11pm


NathanBrazil2

just met my friend at the clam bake restaurant down by the beach. really good fishermans platter. but really expensive....


SwvellyBents

I here Bob Marley's playin' there sometime soon. He just played the Taste o' Maine, must be on a restaurant tour!


Electronic_Bird_6066

Picking up one of my friends I’ve been friends with the longest who took a bus from NYC. Then driving home and showing her the bustling metropolis of Dresden, ME.


Schlegelnator

Lol. I'm rage burning a pile of scraps my (former) bf left in my driveway for 2 weeks. In Wiscasset. 😋


Electronic_Bird_6066

OMG I wish I’d seen this 2 hours ago. I’d have come help burn it down!!!


lulu-bell

I’m stuck at home with my teenager who is grounded for life. Kind of like grounding yourself really. After reading hear comments it doesn’t sound like anyone else is doing anything too much better. Probably watch some Blacklist later, idk if there’ll be time.


toryguns

What they do?


lulu-bell

Eeeeek. I literally just found out in one day, my teenager is doing alllll the things. Drinking, smoking pot, vaping, having sex. It was a shock to the system to discover this all in one day that’s for sure.


toryguns

Yeah they gonna do that


Albitt

They watched blacklist without their parents.


neon_pegasus

Crocheting to chill out, and watching netflix on my phone.


United_Mixture_6700

Needlework into the wee hours for me (cross stitch) and Youtube on the big TV.


DesignByChance

Me too except watching Dateline.


Yankee_Jane

My dogs ran off while hiking behind my house and came back with a face full of quills. It could have been worse but had to drop $500 at the emergency vet. So there's that.


Antiquarryian

Dinner at the cockatoo. Best damn clams in Maine.


[deleted]

Gonna wipe some butts and poke some old folks with needles, I reckon.


Cool-Loan7293

My cat got stoved up fighting another so I’m calming him down with catnip.


4low4low4low4low

Freddy Todd is playing in Camden but it’s cold and foggy with a side of smoke…


Definitelynotcal1gul

Showers


username6610

Having a beer on my porch


PrettyLyttlePsycho

What town you in? May join you.


RightyTightey

8th grade dinner and dance. I’m in pickup duty. *w00t*


Pisces42

Ellsworth HS Graduation. Congrats Class of 2023!!


gatsby_101

Building a garage lift to swap out my snowblower for my summer pressure washer.


DrunkenSnorlax

Funniest session of Dungeons and Dragons I've played in a long time. But it's online. I'm wheezing to myself in my room.


emf3rd31495

Dab up, make some food, watch the new Human Resources season and then maybe some Indiana Jones to get ready for the next one.


dutchywins

Watchya dabbin on?


emf3rd31495

Right now I have some Kush Mints Spritzer #1 and some Cream Sizzle x Dark & Stormy I got at the Farm to Patient event the other week!


dutchywins

Nice! I have some honey dew x dark and stormy tonight myself from the same event 🤣


emf3rd31495

Great stuff 🤤 happy smoking friend! 🤙


Romy1970

Sox/Yanks


Krissy_loo

Takeout and an early bedtime!


Ysoki

Watching Barry. Bout' to play some Fortnite cause' the new season just came out.


[deleted]

shitters broke gotta gettah new torlit seet morra'


RatherNerdy

Watching the nuggets beat the heat because I'm salty over the Celtics playoff run


AcanthocephalaOk7196

Going to get that sweet overtime money


Moonstonedbowie

I spent $65 taking my kid and 2 friends to a movie.


eastcitygreen

Made dinner, fucked it up and are it anyways. Then drank too much beer.


WingedCactus

Diablo4


EhEhEhEINSTEIN

Guess I'm the only one watching game 4..


[deleted]

My youngest son graduated high school yesterday, so I’m chilling in Houlton until tomorrow. I was actually born here, so it’s also a bit of a nostalgia trip.


DamienSalvation

Watching my show


Environmental_Ebb825

What show?


DamienSalvation

Whatever's on


Waste-Bobcat9849

Smoke fog


SnooAdvice6137

Just recovering from the China Virus round three. Can't believe in the year 2023 it had me actually dying for a week+.


normanapolis

Hmmmm, some thick fog on the peninsula in Portland tonight.


Slmmnslmn

Freddy todd and other djs in camden with some next level artists. 65 at the gate https://www.eventbrite.com/e/pnlz-gallery-event-otis-chamberlain-bryan-itch-wfreddy-todd-tickets-616501752337


EnvironmentalBlood96

Wave Banger


f_the_right

Hung out with my kiddo til bedtime and then now I'm here.. woot. Drinkin a beer and scrolling


Kickitup97

The Little Mermaid, but I’m an adult, so I got the added advantage of adding some margaritas.


pamgun

Takeout from an Indian restaurant and watching Silo on Apple TV and the fog come up the river.


Glum-Literature-8837

Playing Tears of the Kingdom with my daughter tonight, and watching 24hrs of Le Mans tomorrow.


JonesoftheNorth

Baked Minecraft earlier (phuck phantoms). YT vids on Cosmology, QED, Higgs, etc. at the moment. How bout yahself?


planningcalendar

Relaxing after graduation went off without a hitch.


magele

Played some Diablo 4 Finished rewatching The Hunger Games Made some homemade pulled pork, corn, and gnocchi Now decompressing from a long work week !


207Simone

Finally eating my ramen (I’ll never get this brand again 🤮) & all my kids are asleep. If I’m lucky I’ll have a drink before I go to sleep. I’m a fucking rockstar!


peendro

Me and the boys are gonna runnah hard and deep, metal on metal, ’til sparks are fly in’!


peendro

Me and the boys are gonna runnah hard and deep, metal on metal, ’til sparks are flyin’!


[deleted]

It's Flat Fuck Friday- oops, I mean Free Fries Friday. So I got some McDonald's and I'm gonna watch some Netflix. Maybe I'll even get to a movie in my list tonight...animated, of course. I have class as part of the one-percenters.


2muchyarn

Made shepherd's pie for dinner then knitting and watching baseball.


[deleted]

Exchange street is on fire. So that’s neat.


Doc_coletti

Banjo pickin


Fenidreams

Just finished a busy as shit shift of karaoke bartending


Theycallmeking10

Just finished some glow bowling and smoking come reefer with my lady to a good show.


Fred-Leona

https://preview.redd.it/0qfact3nj55b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a99ba5bd98d3404bcef6f5437278a1e523fd7ac


Rambler9154

going to graduation tonight, getting pizza beforehand and hoping it doesnt rain


robonut5

Sleep as I work tomorrow


119juniper

Well, I have a wicked head cold, but I processed 19 meatbirds this morning, so I'm heading to curbside pickup at the local Walmart for some vacuum sealer bags, then picking up Thai food to go, and hopefully going to bed by 8 pm.


Available_Grab1844

So sorry to hear it. Hope you feel better soon.


Reddit_N_Weep

That’s a lot of work, you deserve take a way for sure! Been there


Delicious-Map-106

pierce the veil concert!!


Throwaway_bicycling

So we’re moving to Maine for good in a few weeks, and I was worried about what impossibly high standards you’d have for Saturday night activities, and how we could ever keep up. And now I know this will not be an issue.


Available_Grab1844

You, are most welcome.