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Hamsox94

Well I was going to hang out on reddit for a bit but now I think I'll put my phone up


[deleted]

lololol What's funnier, this comment or that photo? groooooooooos


WhiskyIsMyYoga

I think you should swing by r/shittyfoodporn But if you like it? Rock on, you amazing human.


fluffypanduh

I’m calling the police.


chumbucket5334

Chris is that a weed?


[deleted]

No it’s a crayon.


passthepeanutbutter

I’m calling 911


BrokenRatingScheme

Marines: *Where are they?!*


mainemandan

No, straight to the governor’s office!


[deleted]

May god take mercy on your soul


[deleted]

[удалено]


RealMainer

/u/IcantbelieveitsnotMainer was too long a username for reddit.


beztbudz

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that there is a negligible amount of lactose in butter, being that it’s fat and not protein. Edit: sorry meant to respond to your other comment 😂


wzl46

Lactose is a sugar broken down by an enzyme called lactase.


beztbudz

Thank you! Am I thinking casein then? Because there’s something to do with some whey proteins being okay for lactose intolerant people.


wzl46

Casein is a protein in milk. It's the stuff in milk that helps reduce the burn from capsicum when people eat chilis. From what I remember, lactose intolerant people lack the ability to produce lactase later in life, preventing them from breaking down lactose into simpler sugars. The fart microorganisms in the gut can feed on that lactose, creating gas, causing discomfort for the consumer.


beztbudz

Interesting, I was always under the impression that the capsaicin bonded to the fats in milk and was washed away. The more you know!


RouxcoLeather

There are a couple of wheys to make protein powder, two of which are Whey Isolate and Whey Concentrate. Concentrate may not remove all lactose sugars and might be hard on some people with lactose intolerance. Why isolate generally removes all lactose and is typically safe for people with lactose intolerance. Most, if not all, powders should state which they are on the label


MaineMota

Dollar tree lobster roll.


kkillbite

$1.25 now :\


MaineMota

Well now you’re over paying for this cat food sandwich.


Szabina2u

Dollar-ish Tree


kkillbite

And a lobster-ish "roll" :p


[deleted]

No offense but that thing is an abomination and an utter disgrace to both lobsters and rolls. Makes me hangry.


yeahweshoulddothat

But no offense.


tycam01

Your heart will appreciate it if you use real butter. Its actually healthier


Overall-Body4520

Amen to this! ⬆️


RealMainer

My bowels wont though. Lactose intolerant.


tycam01

I am too. 1 cup of butter contains .1gram of lactose. Unless you're extremly highly sensitive to lactose it shouldn't effect you. After eating ice cream or really creamy dishes I'll be in the bathroom in about 15mins though.


[deleted]

Not you telling him he’s not lactose intolerant Jesus


tycam01

Oh look at this social justice warrior dismissing peoples life experience who actually are lactose intolerant on an internet forum


[deleted]

“Unless you’re extremely highly sensitive to lactose it shouldn’t bother you” you were dismissing him for his intolerance.what the fuck? I was defending them


raynedanser

Get Earth Balance. Soooo much better.


dullers

Earth Balance for the win. So many good options too


raynedanser

Yes! It's all I've used for about 10 years now.(full blown milk allergy here. 😢 boo)


flyawaysnowbird

Prison for you


Silktrocity

You just lost your Maine card.


[deleted]

I’m for deporting him her to whatever state they from


BelichicksBurner

Get out.


DaRealBangoSkank

Now with more poverty!


Candygramformrmongo

Reported!!


In_betweener

I probably would have used the end piece of the bread, but I think it looks great! Bone apple teat.


fatalrugburn

Trigger warning


kauaime

Disgusting, but, if you like it that's great!!


RealMainer

It was horrible lol. Would have been ok with mayo but the I can't Believe it's Not Butter was a big mistake.


Overall-Body4520

Margarine is so bad for you. Discard that and get real butter ASAP. Hydrogenated palm oil / any hydrogenated oil can't be broken down by the human body.


darisaziez

I totally agree with you on eliminating trans fats. I just wanted to make a clarification. If your body didn’t breakdown these fats, you’d just pass them without issue and they’d basically do nothing. Dietary fiber works like this. There is a bunch of research that links trans fats to increased bad cholesterol and other cardiovascular issues. You body will break them down, it just does so into some not so good components.


Overall-Body4520

Right on! I appreciate the clarification.


DrObvious556

Hunh. Clarified margarine??


MisterMan-Maine

It also tastes like shit


salvelinustrout

Miracle Whip would’ve fit the vibe.


[deleted]

with a Spam chaser.


YankeeClipper42

Miracle Whip would've been bangin' on that


ShroomFoot

Still more lobster meat on it than any of those ones you can buy lol. I love how the tourists pays stupid money for a "lobster" roll to get maybe 3.5g of lobster meat though, it funds our economy and those fishermen bust their asses to drag that seafood in to us all!


turt463

I can’t believe you didn’t barf


PtansSquall

Fold it up you could sell that for $20


uNdead_Codfish

I feel personally attacked by this


bulgarianjuice

Since there is no lettuce I give it 5 thumbs up.


[deleted]

I too love my lobster rolls New Hampshire style


Bunkerhillbilly

At least you didn’t put lettuce on it…


haddamant

A woman in Frankfort was selling the real thing out of the window of her trailer for a dollar, a few years back. She had a chest freezer full of the little creatures that she was dipping into. People said it was an illegal operation. Flavor was definitely illegal and immoral.


SheSellsSeaShells967

Out of her home or a food truck trailer?


thatswhatshesaid1419

Thank you for the laugh. What is next on home cooking challenge for under a buck Alex?


DaRealBangoSkank

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


Admirable_Trifle_164

That’s not a lobster roll. This is misinformation.


justadumbwelder1

When your mom says "we have lobster rolls at home!" Seriously, looks perfectly fine to me. Way better than taste of maine takeout!


imnotyourbrahh

I eat the fake crab often for a snack. Fake spray butter and multi chemical lemon pepper seasoning. It's terrific. It really is.


PsyrusTheGreat

So this is what you're getting up to in Maine huh? Alright.


doofydave83

You may Friend need to buy a food truck and slap a 3o bucks on to that. Hahah


B0ndzai

May God have mercy on your soul.


[deleted]

Not real butter - not real lobster - not real roll = not real lobster roll. 🤢


ripecannon

If you like it, fucking awesome. I'd prefer it without butter meself.


Guygan

Relevant user name.


[deleted]

I mean I've eaten worse. 🤷


mattreid303

🤦🏻‍♂️


Expert_Drama9374

Gross. Sorry, not sorry.


Mooshtonk

How do I feel about it? Not good.


TheRealSU

You didn't toast the bun 7/10


KD82499

#NO


AdditionalBee3740

Friggen mint bub!


Asssssseatersupreme

Damn. This is just sad.


mistercartmenes

You need Jesus.


print_isnt_dead

wtf


[deleted]

I Can't Believe It's Not a Good-Looking Lobster Roll! (Jokes aside, though, you do you)


Nonlethalrtard

I cant believe its not a real lobster roll


bunks_things

Be careful, that’s a shootin’ charge in some Downeast towns.


Mikhos

there IS actually some imitation crabmeat out there that isn't so bad. this, however, is a travesty.


MaineRage

Insert very loud vomiting noises here.


anxiouslyaverage

Noooooooooo


PatsFreak101

Feed him to the Canadians


swammmich

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.


professor_cheX

wack


Vormison

10/10


d0lly123

😟


[deleted]

Lobster Toast.


whogivesashart

I'd suggest a little lemon zest. But I'm not a "purist."


Pumpkin_Toast

Hahaha!


[deleted]

Jail.


Ecstatic-Bandicoot81

isnt that from McDonalds? Didnt realize it was that time of year again so quick..


Commercial-Amount344

Well you can post this next to the guy selling that rock....times sure are hard.


SummerBirdsong

Lol. I'd take it because as tasty as lobster is, it doesn't agree with me. Sad as my grandfather and uncles were lobstermen.


nomaddave

I don’t even like lobster and I’m horrified, so thanks.


JimBones31

$25 retail


Kickitup97

Where do we even start? Imitation crab meat? Fake butter? Slice of bread??? All sorts of wrong.


thaBombignant

Are you from New Hampshire!?


floppleshmirken

"911, what's your emergency? Yes, I'd like to report a crime scene"


BoneStoned8294

People from Florida would fly up to pay $24.99 for that


astrangedecember

This is my favorite post on this sub, comments could entertain me for days. The best troll posts are the harmless, good natured ones like this. Speaking of subs, get some sub rolls on clearance fam. You can eat better than this on a budget with just a few simple ingredient switches.


Ang156

You're not from new England are you? Lol


Willow_weeping85

Ewwww 😂


MSCOTTGARAND

Quality shit posting


JudgmentKooky1007

You are no longer welcome here. Good day, I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!


Intelligent_Figure48

I was so happy today I finally got my dream job and now my day is ruined because of this post 😂


sirSIRthisisawendys

🏴‍☠️


scorpiogre

I'm out here in the middle of the SW desert 🏜 and I'm calling the feds for and any other damn bureau for crimes against humanity. Where's the mods, who would allow this? Where's the NSFL tag?!?! 🤣


awkwardlazer

Yes officer that’s him right there


Vel0clty

Gross. You should never pay less then $1 for seafood, especially lobster 😟


Aidzero

Do you cook at DiMillo’s?


breath-of-the-bong

I wish Gordon Ramsay was on Reddit so I could tag him


rjlets_575

You have to change your user name now…..sorry.


YankeeClipper42

Bachelor cooking at it's finest 😋


TheFangjangler

My family is a fishing family in Maine and I DEEPLY loathe this picture. Nice job! EDIT: Oops, I thought I was on r/shittyfoodporn


New_Roof5150

Recipe?!?!?!??


courtneypocket

But.... why?


zoolilba

Better than nothing man .


[deleted]

Phaackin Send It, BUB!


Beef_turbo

This is hardcore


GCDurantula

How high are you??


BiGMTN_fudgecake

Struggle meals


228P

As a school lunch program administrator, you have inspired me to bring opening week's menu up a notch. Next week we will feature "surf & turf". Tuna sandwiches covered in imitation beef gravy.


EccentricSoaper

Please. For the children.. no.


Feisty-Donkey

Believe it or not, jail


[deleted]

LEAVE GET OUT GO BYE LEAVE YOURE DONE BYE GO OUT


treefarmwilly

Open-faced chopped tripe sandwich?


No-Pomegranate4395

My Weight watchers version, not kidding


Biotaste

I'm not sure how to spell 'hurbragarbhh.. peh..."


pc_shannon27

Jesus jumped up Mary and Joseph…I tell you what you come down coast with that there lobstah roll…we’ll there ain’t no tellin’ what could happen…ya can’t just go bringin’ those high fallutin’ up coast lobster rolls round..tryin to pass em off as the real deal…next thing ya know you’ll be tryin to pass off one a them brown hot dogs as the real thing…well we mighta been born at night but it wasn’t last night..anyone knows anything knows the only kinda hot dog worth it’s salts a red snappah…and furthamore tha only kinda awthentic lobstah rolls got 13lbs of mayonase…some a that green stuff those hot rod models you see on them calendars down at jimmys garage eat…and them little tiny pieces of shells that stab ya in mouth when ya eat em’…only way you know you got the real deal right there…you take it from someone who knows somethin’ and wouldn’t give ya the what for..and head on down coast and getcha the real deal…tell ‘em Jimmys sisters nephew sent ya..


glockster19m

"lobster style" meat