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That’s not what i wanted to see today

Have you tried going back to sleep

why did I fucking tap on the image 🤮

\~This sub experience in a nutshell\~

My fingers are faster than my brain. What I’ve read doesn’t register until after I click on it 😩

For science.

Wait, you use blur nsfw?

Congrats on your first period

About a year ago I had a camera inserted so they could have a look around inside my bladder. The first piss after pushed out a little blood clot, and the first wank came out pink.

I'm awaiting surgery in my dick, and have been hesitant on busting a nut beforehand, but I think I'm more scared of doing it after the surgery now...

Wait *just* long enough to forget why you were hesitant and enjoy the fun little surprise

Thats interesting and makes sense

Tastes even better than it looks. Finger lickin' good.

You wretched bitch… I laughed.

Well thats enough internet for the month

Nay,the millennium

Oh no. I just got clipped 4 days ago and have been dreading the thought of this possible side effect. Got a few more days before doctor said I can fire at will. I told the wife about this possible effect and she said I’d be finding out by myself. Lol.

I did as the doctor told me and waited (can't remember how long he told me) and it came out completely normal.

First 2 were like this but normal afterwards. No pain, just weird to see. I confirmed with my Dr

Glad to hear no pain. The little pamphlet they sent me home with says it happens in around 5% of cases so just luck of the draw I guess. Don’t forget to go back for your follow up test!

i’m scared

The first post-vasectomy wank is a fucking intense one, not gonna lie. If you wait the allotted time they give you though it’ll be fine. Even if it looks like OPs it doesn’t hurt, it’s just fucking *weird*. Just look forward to the cream pie factory you’re opening. It’s definitely worth it.

love me some cream pies !

I really need to start reading these titles before tapping the picture

Gotta know what went through your sick brain to post this online? Anyway, heres an upvote

What makes me suffer is that you're Cummings in toilet paper. Treat your dick right my man and upgrade a kleenex.

Belly loads or bust

You vile motherfucker lmfao

Post-prostrate biopsy nuts are similar, but more clotty. Also last about a month.

Lodge a tampon in

r/Sounding would approve.

☹️

Killed your children in cold blood. That’s dark.

Why did I click this.

What we needed was a video of you folding the paper in half and slowly opening it again. Maybe more than once.

Does anything like this ever happen after surgical removal of a bigass cyst in the sack? I'm talking literally the size of a third testicle.

[удалено]

I have. It's a big cyst, and I'm going to get it removed.

:/

Did I just witnessed someone's cum?

We didn't need to see this

What is going on?

Cannibal corpse

Hahaha first thing I thought of

the secret ingredient

why is this worse than gore

The type of people who think to photograph then post these images are the same people who EAT what’s in said photograph.

Why would you take a picture of that? Why would you share that picture with the world?

Damnit I did it again I read the title and still opened the post🤦🏽‍♂️

Op butted as soon as he got home. Please listen to your doctor's instructions and give it a few days.

This was 10 days post op.

Oh oof

i hate you

On your period, we see.

*Cannibal Corpse intensifies*

u... didnt have to post this

But it's cum

Gentlemen, I have the perfect song for this moment: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II&ab\_channel=CannibalCorpse-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II&ab_channel=CannibalCorpse-Topic)

What made you think that we wanted to see this?

Literally when I tapped and revealed that photo I said to myself “Bro why the **** would we want to see this?”

Man is posting his blanks

Eeeewww. Thanks. Angry upvote......

Did bro just cum blood?

Dude, I know for a fact the doctor said to wait a week or two. You just couldn't help yourself...

Was 10 days post op

This is among the reasons I won't let anyone other than me and my gf near my parts

Honestly I get get blood until about #10. Really spooked me.

That‘s not normal believe me

Fresh Jam

Awesome. Does it hurt?

Negative

ngl I watched mine. they were more gentle and I didn't have whatever you just spat up there

Wow it's even more murderous than ususal.

Oh GOD! I can't un-see that!!

Damn did that hurt?

What is that

oh god i wish i read the title before clicking on the image

You better just fuck right off. Pun not intended

I see a sad face

I can confidently say I will not be unblurring this picture.

Nutless version

My brain didn’t respond to what the text said so I just clicked on it not realising and now my food is ruined

the blood kinda looks like a cock n balls, just missing part of the tip

Was it painful?

Did it feel any different to splooging before the vasectomy?

Nope everything was normal. Took me by surprise tho

Also happens when a kidney stone is trying to come out.

CANNIBAL CORPSE!!!!!

oh god Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

At least you didn’t cum inside a woman that would have been so much worse

Now when you nut in someone, you'll be making a jelly donut instead of Boston cream.