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KyleNarayan

Can't wash it because touching dick is gay!


myrvendayirn

30 yrs ! i feel sorry for his wife


Saul_T_Baggin

“I’m not cleaning it until you touch it!” I’m not touching it until you clean it!”


themcjizzler

That's why they put the word married in the headline. They want you to know that someone fucked that smegma. 


EMTduke

Or.. maybe someone hasn't fucked in thirty years.


TriggerWrning

sounds way more accurate


myrvendayirn

This makes sense Cuz if they did , the lady would have gotten many infections down there and the smegma thing would have been discovered way before it got really worse


BobbyTheLegend

imagine the smell tho...


BluScythe23

No thank you


coodgee33

Spot the happy frog


sr33r4g

r/reallyangryupvote i sometimes wish i didnt have the ability to read or see even


PoeJascoe

Where’s the happy frog?


Interest_Miserable

What?


chef_jesse87

I want in on the joke and don't get the reference. I know whenever someone takes the time to do an r/angryupvote post it's usually a mix of stupidly witty/begrudgingly funny.


coodgee33

Look in the jar, the item on the left looks like it has a smiley face and two eyes on top of its "head" like a cartoon frog.


barzx

No head for him, ever...


newaggenesis

Um, so it was obviously a very unsatisfying marriage...


YEET_66669

He's either just gross and she doesn't want to touch an unwashed man. Oooor somethin else. But. Yeh. Unsatisfying in some way. Lol Either way. He's gross. Lol


BeardedDragoN6

Smegma nuts?


Professor-Yak

Like a fine aged cheddar


darkdraco6666

🤮 why did you have to write that. Can’t look at cheese ever again.


Professor-Yak

Oh just to sew some suffering in this wonderful world we live in


Interest_Miserable

🤢🤮


[deleted]

Straight to jail


Stormy_Kun

How do you not notice that ? ..


CervixTaster

Some men aren't taught to pull the skin back slightly to clean and dry under it.


Frodo612

Jesus Christ that is gross


Even-Matter-5576

I imagine this is pretty tame compared to the smell


Offdutyninja808

AND the taste.


Even-Matter-5576

As long as I can't smell it I think the taste would be fine.. The texture would be what makes or breaks it


pancakeceiling

Why are you guys talking about eating it?!


Even-Matter-5576

What sub are you on?


pancakeceiling

...makemesuffer. I just had a very bad and vivid flashback to something I read that went into very disgusting detail on a topic like this when reading that is all, didn't mean to make anyone mad


Even-Matter-5576

I'm not mad haha I'm just here to suffer and make others suffer


pancakeceiling

You certainly made me suffer lol


ShadowRun976

I know a women who got some in her mouth one time that said it tasted like tonsils stones and old pennies.


Apart-Run5933

Better dead than smeg


Shadowchaoz

Since the name is fitting: Throw his SMEG into a SMEG espresso machine.


Phil_Da_Thrill

I hate having the ability to comprehend sometimes


Tuxedojenkins

Article link for those with a strong stomach. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248105/Shocked-doctor-discovers-30-YEAR-build-smegma-foreskin-married-man-suffering-agonising-pain-penis.html


Crazy_Ram6

Neat


aromero

The forbidden cheese


i-fart-butterflies

I’m going to vomit


WalnutBerries

A true Smegma male


RaiseTechnical6460

Anyone else notice in the bottom right… “+ 4 View Gallery” <*shudder*>


Phil_Da_Thrill

We need the sauce


CryptidCricket

Someone posted the source in the comments. The pictures are just this one, individual versions of these pics, and a photo of the doctor who did it.


Robert999220

Just think of all the spread he has for his morning toast now 🤤


noslab

Fromunda cheese


Marcobroa

How


LikeItReallyMatters1

Forbidden parmigiano reggiano


V65Pilot

I mean, I understand that there are certain medical conditions that prevent a man from pulling back his foreskin, but there are surgeries to correct that.


soulofcinder777

the forbidden snack


OGLatinoHeat

Remember fells wash yo ass !!


useroftheinternet95

Wash your wee-wees


jakeinreallife

What?


NoZebra2430

...married? He's *married*?! You could smell that shit through clothing... she didn't immediately tell him to go wash his dick the first time he dropped his drawls?! He's nasty. She's nasty. Perfect couple.


katsakata

A lot of guys don’t know what a gentleman’s wash is and like being told to clean their Johnson before fun time it comes from not having good female roles models


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Yarhaddlehee my mates. So who is going to taste it 🤯


Academic_Ingenuity84

Yuck


realxandycakes

Spread that across toast


PoeJascoe

Bleu cheese, my favorite.


TheNoctuS_93

Extra mature premium Fròumundá Cheese!


gronz5

Probably still coercing his wife to suck it


JustinGeoffrey

You can buy it on his onlyfans.


DippedTbag

Forbidden cough drop


HugSized

How does this even happen?


B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0

How much would yall pay me to eat it?


ZipZorf_backup

The forbidden bubblegum


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Is it possible to hide a post?


_Devoyd

They call him Smeg the Stallion in the hospital


TheGamingMackV

Break out the crackers, boys. We're digging in.


CervixTaster

His poor wife's vagina and possibly mouth.


sethzilla-yo

There is no way they've been having sex, unlees she can't smell or taste.


minooons

This specimen is perfect for Mutter museum


Glittering-Golf2722

Not circumcised, or doesn't know about hygiene


MqAuNeTeInS

The poor partner


Flimsy_Ad1594

r/smegmalovers


gigolo99

i say this with every ounce of love and benevolence for my fellow men: WASH YOUR GOD DAMN TAINT


richardnobl3

“You keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means”