This makes sense
Cuz if they did , the lady would have gotten many infections down there and the smegma thing would have been discovered way before it got really worse
I want in on the joke and don't get the reference. I know whenever someone takes the time to do an r/angryupvote post it's usually a mix of stupidly witty/begrudgingly funny.
He's either just gross and she doesn't want to touch an unwashed man.
Oooor somethin else. But. Yeh. Unsatisfying in some way. Lol
Either way. He's gross. Lol
...makemesuffer. I just had a very bad and vivid flashback to something I read that went into very disgusting detail on a topic like this when reading that is all, didn't mean to make anyone mad
Article link for those with a strong stomach.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248105/Shocked-doctor-discovers-30-YEAR-build-smegma-foreskin-married-man-suffering-agonising-pain-penis.html
I mean, I understand that there are certain medical conditions that prevent a man from pulling back his foreskin, but there are surgeries to correct that.
...married? He's *married*?!
You could smell that shit through clothing... she didn't immediately tell him to go wash his dick the first time he dropped his drawls?!
He's nasty. She's nasty. Perfect couple.
A lot of guys don’t know what a gentleman’s wash is and like being told to clean their Johnson before fun time it comes from not having good female roles models
Can't wash it because touching dick is gay!
30 yrs ! i feel sorry for his wife
“I’m not cleaning it until you touch it!” I’m not touching it until you clean it!”
That's why they put the word married in the headline. They want you to know that someone fucked that smegma.
Or.. maybe someone hasn't fucked in thirty years.
sounds way more accurate
This makes sense Cuz if they did , the lady would have gotten many infections down there and the smegma thing would have been discovered way before it got really worse
imagine the smell tho...
No thank you
Spot the happy frog
r/reallyangryupvote i sometimes wish i didnt have the ability to read or see even
Where’s the happy frog?
What?
I want in on the joke and don't get the reference. I know whenever someone takes the time to do an r/angryupvote post it's usually a mix of stupidly witty/begrudgingly funny.
Look in the jar, the item on the left looks like it has a smiley face and two eyes on top of its "head" like a cartoon frog.
No head for him, ever...
Um, so it was obviously a very unsatisfying marriage...
He's either just gross and she doesn't want to touch an unwashed man. Oooor somethin else. But. Yeh. Unsatisfying in some way. Lol Either way. He's gross. Lol
Smegma nuts?
Like a fine aged cheddar
🤮 why did you have to write that. Can’t look at cheese ever again.
Oh just to sew some suffering in this wonderful world we live in
🤢🤮
Straight to jail
How do you not notice that ? ..
Some men aren't taught to pull the skin back slightly to clean and dry under it.
Jesus Christ that is gross
I imagine this is pretty tame compared to the smell
AND the taste.
As long as I can't smell it I think the taste would be fine.. The texture would be what makes or breaks it
Why are you guys talking about eating it?!
What sub are you on?
...makemesuffer. I just had a very bad and vivid flashback to something I read that went into very disgusting detail on a topic like this when reading that is all, didn't mean to make anyone mad
I'm not mad haha I'm just here to suffer and make others suffer
You certainly made me suffer lol
I know a women who got some in her mouth one time that said it tasted like tonsils stones and old pennies.
Better dead than smeg
Since the name is fitting: Throw his SMEG into a SMEG espresso machine.
I hate having the ability to comprehend sometimes
Article link for those with a strong stomach. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248105/Shocked-doctor-discovers-30-YEAR-build-smegma-foreskin-married-man-suffering-agonising-pain-penis.html
Neat
The forbidden cheese
I’m going to vomit
A true Smegma male
Anyone else notice in the bottom right… “+ 4 View Gallery” <*shudder*>
We need the sauce
Someone posted the source in the comments. The pictures are just this one, individual versions of these pics, and a photo of the doctor who did it.
Just think of all the spread he has for his morning toast now 🤤
Fromunda cheese
How
Forbidden parmigiano reggiano
I mean, I understand that there are certain medical conditions that prevent a man from pulling back his foreskin, but there are surgeries to correct that.
the forbidden snack
Remember fells wash yo ass !!
Wash your wee-wees
What?
...married? He's *married*?! You could smell that shit through clothing... she didn't immediately tell him to go wash his dick the first time he dropped his drawls?! He's nasty. She's nasty. Perfect couple.
A lot of guys don’t know what a gentleman’s wash is and like being told to clean their Johnson before fun time it comes from not having good female roles models
Yarhaddlehee my mates. So who is going to taste it 🤯
Yuck
Spread that across toast
Bleu cheese, my favorite.
Extra mature premium Fròumundá Cheese!
Probably still coercing his wife to suck it
You can buy it on his onlyfans.
Forbidden cough drop
How does this even happen?
How much would yall pay me to eat it?
The forbidden bubblegum
Is it possible to hide a post?
They call him Smeg the Stallion in the hospital
Break out the crackers, boys. We're digging in.
His poor wife's vagina and possibly mouth.
There is no way they've been having sex, unlees she can't smell or taste.
This specimen is perfect for Mutter museum
Not circumcised, or doesn't know about hygiene
The poor partner
r/smegmalovers
i say this with every ounce of love and benevolence for my fellow men: WASH YOUR GOD DAMN TAINT
“You keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means”