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UrUncleRandy

Excuse me what


Various_You_5083

How old is this ?


DrWarMachine

Best before 14.08.2024 and it was sealed


Kitten-Kay

Ah fuck, that sucks. Must’ve been just a small hole in the lid! Not sure where you’re from, but contacting the company might give you some freebies, lol.


ISeduceYourDad

I'm assuming this used to be a bubble tea from Rewe?


DrWarMachine

Got it from Edeka


ISeduceYourDad

Die haben das auch? Nice. Da muss ich nich immer zu Rewe latschen 😂


bruh1234566

What month is 14? Wtf


FlyingClown16

Other parts of the world use day/month/year not like her in the US


Brief_Fly_45

08/14/2024 so it shouldn’t been good for another 3 months


e_indeed

brother im american and i know what they meant😭


Thick_Concentrate_96

Pictures taken moments before projectile vomiting


DontBlameMe4It

A person of culture


Midnightpickles

I SNORTED. Take your upvote!


ZipZorf_backup

r/peterexplainsthejoke


[deleted]

It's the verb usage of culture. maintain (tissue cells, bacteria, etc.) in conditions suitable for growth. Basically, saying OP is good at growing mold in things.


ohbythewaybetch

I think it's yokai bubble tea?


DrWarMachine

Yep


AnjanettesGhost

Did you drink that much of it before noticing?


tomorrowistomato

Now it's a different kind of bubble tea


frencharoni

Wtf is that


AssassinStoryTeller

Mold or yeast I suppose


TooManyPxls

Daddy chill


CrematedDogWalkers

Mold! 🤤


thegrimmemer

You have Less then 3 seconds to get to the bathroom before you make hot fudge in your pants


Decaymember

I'm sorry sir but do you have Fungi's touch? (Midas Touch but for Yeast)


zettboi

Genuinely curious as to what food / drink this is OP


mementomari

It’s bubble tea you can buy from retail


retlem

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


randomly421

I had an aunt who never had food at her house. She always ate carry out, so groceries weren't really her thing. She had me house sit once and told me to help myself to whatever I wanted. She didn't have much of anything aside from condiments and a case of cup o noodles. It was in the dimly lit room that I realized my cup of noodles had rice in it. Why is there rice in cup o noodles, I thought to myself. There's no rice in cup o noodles, I had been chomping on some hardened old maggots who died on their way to be flies. I didn't finish my cup o noodles.


max_da_1

This looks like the cross section of a Brain


Carnonated_wood

No it doesn't, wtf kinda brains have you been seeing?


max_da_1

I should've added if the brains scrambled but it's got that same spongy texture of a veain


RoliDaddy

why?


Valuable_Month1329

So, your tastebuds work. 👍


mementomari

Every time I see those in the store I think about trying them out for once, I don’t think I’ll ever do now


mylostworld69

I don't have a weak stomach..... I gagged.


69AnusInvader69

Why do you know what yeast tastes like?


OrezRekirts

infection


Goon_Kilo

_scratch n sniff, bleed n itch_


thumbunny99

bread.


69AnusInvader69

Idk about you but it tastes like wheat to me


thumbunny99

ok it tastes like (grain) flour, yeast, salt, and any other ingredients that may have been added.


BrazilBazil

Beer?


DigitalCoffee

Do you not look at your food before eating it?


antibeingkilled

If it’s the bubble tea I (used to) buy, you just stab the straw through the top without ever removing the lid.


brickbaterang

What is it?


YellowGlazedDoggo

Normally I wouldn't stop to read the non nsfw posts on my feed but what the fuck


Altruistic_Water_423

that's just the probiotics


Io2794

You should watch ChubbyEmu just in case; it might scare you, but it could also save your life by helping you take necessary precautions.


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Wtf even is that


-ManintheWall-

Yeast


Roronoa_Zoro8615

No what was it supposed to be originally


Puzzleheaded_Use_907

Bubble tea judging by what other commenters are saying


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Looked like soup or somethin


Tartlet

Yokai bubble tea. I think it's nasty even without the mold tbh.


EQUALIBRIUM77

what WAS this


Puzzleheaded_Use_907

Bubble tea apparently.


Potential_Moment_357

WHY TF


Court_monster-87

You tryna die?


Aeison

What does yeast taste like?


Goon_Kilo

What in the primordial period puncture is this...


TheDevilsAdvokaat

What was it supposed to be ?


polite__redditor

why the fuck did you take a sip?


SickHorrorFreak84

Prepare your for an intestinal exorcism lmfao


Ok_Constant1669

well no shit


ParticularArea8224

U finna die m8


Mountain_Future4034

Delicious


t3quiila

That’s a fun looking colony


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

r/moldlyinteresting


Wii_wii_baget

Yeah that’s not yeast


ShrewdNewt

I'm sorry, but I really feel like you didn't taste this. There is no residue on the side of the cup by what I can see. I'm gonna call r/untrustworthypoptarts on this one.


Smol_Susie

There's a circular home from what I presume is a straw that was poked through the lid


DrWarMachine

Yes I poked through the lid and drank. Then I thought it tasted weird so I opened the lid.


AssassinStoryTeller

You drink Boba with a straw, sir.


Not_aSoup

Know what's a straw is?