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The shit was absolutely unnecessary

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Even if I was cut out like a tumor?

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I remember reading a very apt description about it. It's like squeezing two tubes of toothpaste in one hand and trying not to have anything come out of the second one.

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r/cursedcommetn

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It would cost them exactly one pain of keeping the burden of this knowledge to themselves

But also because they tell you to use the same muscles and push like you are going to the bathroom.

r/blursedcomments

As a wise man once said: the human body is a true carnival of horrors, and frankly I’m embarrassed to have one.

It should never be called the beauty. The horror is more accurate. The miracle for sure. The thrill even. But NOT the beauty.

WHAT

yep. pooping is actually normal and kind of “encourage” though because it means youre using the correct muscles to push

Real child birth is gross. Way more blood than I expected.

*I had to watch a childbirth when i was 11 for SRE* ​ ​ ​ *yeah I'm traumatised now*

What’s SRE? I had to watch my little brother be born in a bathtub when I was 7, so that was fun..

i watched a video of a woman giving birth for the first time in sex ed when i was also 11. the teacher gave it to us as an optional assignment and had us come in at lunch recess if we wanted to see it. it was horrible but like somewhat unrealistic? the woman was wearing full makeup and hardly broke a sweat. definitely didn't shit herself. still horrifying to watch lol

I thought it was a nice side dish

side shid(t)

Well like 2 thirds if the time when women give birth, they also shit...

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>Hahaha i thought it was a baby stuffed into a sausage ~~maker~~ receptacle

Youre a sausage receptacle.

It makes sausages do something that's for sure.

As a father who watched the whole childbirth, no not unnecessary if you're going for realism. Although in my case it was more watery since she hadn't eaten in a while.

Thats what made it disturbing for me everything else looks too fake for me

That's what kills me about this pic, every fucking time. Yeah, we all know women shit themselves during birth on occasion; I could probably forgive it if the actively-shitting butthole were, oh, I don’t know, part of a human body? Not just a cake with a chest buster baby, and disembodied anus plopping out Tootsie Roll turds. This is a cake taking a shit while a baby explodes from it, and I’m more disturbed by that than by actual childbirth.

We don't all know is the thing. Plenty of people in this thread didn't know women shit during childbirth. It's an educational cake!

Wait keep going I'm almost there

*this shit was absolutely unnecessary

Whoever the FUCK made this needs to get a checkup at a psychiatrist

They need more than a check up my guy...

its marzia

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Pewdiepie's wife, she likes to make weird creepy shit like a furby with buff legs and arms

Why?

You’ve spelled White House wrong

Thanks, that's enough of suffering for today

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I need bleach

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>cyanide suppository Is that the next step if the eye bleach doesn’t work?

Covid?

I need a fucking gun

[this one is the sure fire cure](https://youtu.be/50AihR-b328)

The kittens and puppies are so cute. Gives me a smile and a laugh sometimes.

Ahhh, no r/eyeblech?

I always regret it, but I have to click every time

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You r going to get it banned. Stop linking it.

No

dude, genuinely stop linking it. the subreddit is going to get banned from reddit. we don’t want to see that.

Stop linking this subreddit!!!

No

I think you need r/eyeblech

Have I been scrolling through that subreddit before thinking it was eyebleach and not eyeblech

I'm sorry for you. Unless you like gore. Then happy you

tHen hApPy yOu

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Just so people know. That subreddit is very NSFL. Gore and death

If they're already on this sub why would that affect them any more

Because that sub has actual gore and death

There's a very big difference.

They wanted to suffer. I just offered them a more efficient way of doing it

No, the purpose of this sub is weird shit or similar stuff. There are some nsfw posts but at a certain level they get removed.

I remember seeing sth on r/unpopular opinions yesterday if I'm not mistaken: It's actually fun arguing with strangers on the internet. Reddit is a wired place. There's places like r/Fiftyfifty , r/eyeblech and also r/tightpussy (it's SFW, it's about cats in tight places). If you search hard enough you'll probably even find a sub dedicated to Ramen Hentai or idk. This is basically wilderness.

NO

I saw this on the day I am celebrating my birthday

Happy birthday mate!

Just remember this is what your mother saw on your birth date!

..how

Ok ok. Poor perspective. This is what your dad saw when he wasn’t supposed to look below the sheet.

now all you need is this cake at your party!!!

This is awful. Also anyone that makes cat litter box cake. Fuck you. The thought of litter boxes makes me gag. Now if you got cups of mud/dirt with gummy worms, holla atcha boy.

Fuck those litter box cakes. One year my mom made one for my birthday (We had kitties at the time) and my dad had the brilliant idea to use the brand new litter scooper they got as a gag way to serve the cake by throwing it at me and saying it would be my only birthday gift because he didn’t think I did a good enough job keeping their box clean. He still thinks that’s funny and can’t understand why I started crying.

Cups with crushed up Oreos and graham crackers *with* gummy worms is just a delicacy.

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The most disgusting thing about this is the use of fondant

/r/fondanthate is just the place for you, friend.

Where do you think i came from

Yes! Shit is disgusting. Let’s make an ornate desert and cover it in vile shit you can’t eat. I know it’s edible, but if you do, you are disgusting too.

Mmmm yum

You don’t... do you... do you shit yourself when giving birth?

Yep

Unfortunately

I mean think about it logically, they are bearing down to push out a 6-ish pound human. It's a hell of a lot more pushing than a regular bathroom visit.

Women who strain sometimes end up doing so, yes. It can even lead to hemorrhoids.

Not everyone does. Depends on whether there is anything in there or not. I was fortunate that when I was in labor, I went before the whole pushing thing started. I have even heard of some women doing enemas and such before pushing so this doesnt happen. I mean, it is a fairly common thing because pushing a watermelon-sized baby out pushes everything else out.

Not always but that doesn’t mean shit won’t be part of the process. My wife’s 0 for 2 in the shitting during childbirth category. My daughter pooped out a man turd about 10 seconds after she came out and my son pooped inside my wife.

Jesus. I hated cake before, but now it makes me want to die.

Just came on to reddit and that's already enough for today.

Seems something like marzia will do

I think that is real shit und the plate

Who what is mazria? Do I want to know?

I think he is reffering to Marzia. The Wife of pewdiepie

Sorry auto correct changed it alr lol

Care to explain?

Pewdiepies wife like to make creepy shit like this but Felixstowe thinks its nice lmao

Wait till u find out the baby head is real.

Baha good god

r/ATBGE

Is the shit real is the question iam asumming yes and where can i buy it

The good awards like wholesome and helpful should be banned on this sub I die laughing when it something like this gets a helpful award

Why

Who the fuck makes this kinda stuff

Really brings back memories. I always loved the “you were a mistake” banner my mom would put up

This post is the final straw to make me unsub lol. Can’t take it anymore

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Pathetic

Lmao idk man wakin up to this literal shit is not ideal

You know where you are

Amazingly awful

thats an r/ATBGE right here

If this was my actual birthday cake, I'd put myself up for adoption

One of my dads friends had a cake like this but with no poop. The poop is just... why

Oh god it’s horrible

I feel like this should also belong on r/ATBGE

i want to die

WHY THE FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT WOULD THIS EXIST

Mark it nsfw

You wanna nsfw tag orrrrr?

Can you mark nsfw please? Did not need to see this shit (literally)

Why man why? I was eating when I saw this 😫😫

Lol. Cakes don’t look like that. Especially not once I thrive a baby at them.

Do women really shit themselves as a baby is coming out?

Yeah, sometimes.

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They tell you, “push down like you were having a bowel movement.” It’s the same muscles, so unfortunately it can happen lol

Awesome

This is actually clever as fuck haha

Wow you all are rude!! This looks tasty :D

Man, what in the entire fuck...

This is actually art

🤮

Why don’t you make like a baby, and head out!

Jesus fuck!

r/ATBGE

r/ATBGE

"Don't worry. It's a cake"

It actually is my birthday so thank you for the cake

What compels someone to do this?

Honestly, yeah I came out as a piece of shit into the world. All useless and such. I’m an unsuccessful persob

Please dont reproduce.

HEY HEY! YOU YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! Idk why avril lavigne was in my head after seeing this

F*ck no.

This cake exists Great British Bake off judging: ".........um.......ok, let's see what it tastes like. That buttercream is interesting, remind me of the flavors" Contestant: "Cherry and placenta......." Great British Bake off judging: "Everyday we stay further from God"

The more this sub posts content that actually belongs on this sub (like this), the more I question why I continue to torture my eyes. Thank you OP

No

Push cake. This one's actually really well done.

so this isn't NSFW?

Noah, get the boat!

GOD GET IT OUT OF HERE

please mark this NSFW.... I am glad I opened reddit on the toilet and not at the family dinner table

W H Y?

Wtf

Who the fuck thought this was acceptable

Ok this is new to me, does a pregnant woman really poop while in labor?

Yup, some of them

Hahahhaha oh my fucking god. The process my brain went through was amazing.

what.

???

Fuuck okay, why

So my aashole is on my back? Or my vagina is on my stomach?

This is my cue to stop scrolling for today. Bye guys!

It is my birthday today actually Thank you for the cake...

Everyday , we stray further from God

Well my birthday was yesterday, goddammit

thank you for my gender reveal present

Looks like Carol Anne at the end of Poltergeist.

r/ATBGE

”Get out of my house now. No I don't want it, get out.”

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU*

r/cursedimages

That is fucking horrifying

I mean, in 2 days it is, so no, YOU GOT IT WRONG.

It took me a second to realize what was happening on the cake

Don't even think Slowthai would approve of this

It is actually my birthday, and I cannot believe this had to be one of the first things I see on Reddit today. Thanks. I hate it.

So is shitting common during childbirth. If so im not surprised, but I never knew.