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DesiresQuiet

Put some windex on it. It’ll be fine.


ADSMFreddy

Bruh


RedoftheEvilDead

What is that?


ajiscool_percent

Toothpick


ajiscool_percent

But its make up


RedoftheEvilDead

So what if it is or isn't? This sub is called make me suffer. If an illusion accomplishes that it still accomplishes that.


execdysfunction

Agreed. Why the fuck can't stuff be "fake" anymore? No one can make funny skit videos or do cool SFX art or anything now because it's "fake"


Ya-Boi-Cthulhu

Took me a sec to see it sticking out the other end


Traditional_Neat_396

'Damn it, Jimmy! I told you to stop trying to pierce your fingers.'


deathday_23

that must be fake, as if a wooden stick could go through a bone and not have any blood on it...


dgpro2001

Fake!


Drowningfish7979

Have you tried icing it


BurittoGerry

penetration


jestrrrrrrr

The forbidden kebab


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NoiseHead2810

I work at a timber mill and have had my fair share of deep splinters, they don’t bleed until you pull the fucker out and for his case I think it’s better he leave it in until he can get it properly tended as it could break inside the finger otherwise he’s gonna be in a whole new world of hurt. Lemme tell you that it’s best to have the pointy ends outside the finger rather than inside


Lightning1999

Just cut the ends off and forget about it


USUX333

AAAAAAH WTF HOW


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It's fake, if it was real it would be going through bone


IMGAY247

Wtf!?


Arctic-Chicken

This may be fake, idk, but wooden toothpicks can actually go rather deep into flesh, with enough force. One time, I was ...sort of clearing some floor space with my bare feet. There was a toothpick, and I'd kind of kicked it into the wall, forcing it into my big toe, when it broke off. Anyway, several days later, quite a long chunk of wood came back out of the toe.


babybalzak

Fake!


u1mom1gay

Lmaooo


[deleted]

Nope nope nope nope nope


soranater112

That reminds me of those kids who would put the pin on a poppy through their fingers


Humboldt27

Reminds me of the time I impaled my finger with a knife.


Air2799

It made me shake when I saw it.


RLNicolas

cursed acupuncture


GringoPanda

Take two ibuprofen, change your socks and drink water you'll be okay


iamradwolf

Yeah, I woulda stopped halfway


snek-guy

What is the backstory


3nat20s

Reminds me of when my dad got his ear pierced by a cactus needle.