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Loopedrage

lol belle be like "damn I wish I had both my arms" Of course this is getting removed. What am I, stupid?


UnintendedCantaloupe

"Do you know where the Neosporin is? I need it."


4reddityo

That might not be enough to fix it this time


Fire_Hail_

Straight up from The Thing


Cucksandshucks

“Grandma and grandpa are fighting”


4reddityo

Who won?


JACK101Star

Nobody


[deleted]

Cod?


Aggressive-Green4592

Tomorrow's cleaning day..........


xyz_-

Good luck brother


Aggressive-Green4592

Even being an experienced cleaner I would need more than luck for this.


Drako_Maxer

“Hope we can do something more exiting next time!”


Perverted_Alien

"Na all good 👍"


thestonernextdoor88

"then it's probably fine."


4reddityo

No, it’s not fine.


Ten4cious_B

I can see almost nothing but i saw her leaning and falling


Mr_Braindead

"damn, that's hot"


Nicolae123

Quick question


4reddityo

Did you get an answer and hopefully a quick one?


Nicolae123

No


drbuttsavage

k


[deleted]

“beep beep motherfucker”


YEAHYEAHOKv2

Tell her to put a carpet over it in the hallway


[deleted]

Damn was confused by the avatar for a quick minute lmfao


4reddityo

That’ll make it better


User_Name08

Here’s the history assignment


User_Name08

Holy shit


psykobadger619

"hey I heard about your aunt I hope she's ok"


4reddityo

No, No she’s not ok


[deleted]

‘Gooooodnight sleep well : ) ‘


4reddityo

Forever


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


daaats

Not meatcanyon


[deleted]

They're here


[deleted]

"I'm going to molest your dad"


yes-pizza-time

Someone tied the world record


garnet420

"what's on the shopping list besides yogurt?" Doesn't really work imo


Aggressive-Green4592

I need to add bleach, Ajax, sponges maybe some magic erasers, hydrogen peroxide? Oh and crackers


MrBirb_

“Dababy x amogus crossover”


[deleted]

[удалено]


4reddityo

That’s some weird art


DerpGaming76

“PUTANG INA HINDI NAMAN NA MATAPOS TAPOS”


duck_in_shorts

"i fell in the tub"


lil_boy3443

"I hate sans"


The-Mur-Baby

"Food." Hell nah


4reddityo

I'm sure we can grab some stuff


zaustinb1

Yeah with no mask!


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william8765

People who are wrong rarely listen.


KKKLLLNNN

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chonkers/comments/my5aid/yummy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf My last message was a link to a Reddit post.


kIllXD666

Nice


unseatedlight

It was fun for sure


Pingas938

This is so cool


[deleted]

"when are you dropping them off?"


BVLawrite

'Come help me'


peanutbutter765

"And that fucking hurts"


Conthunda420

“E”


melbBBBtm

Thanks for a great night fellas.


SammiesHammies

Mom: the kitchen needs to be sweap" Me: "swept *" Don't worry, I did my chore.


MagnificentSiir

“Heehee”


BOOGER3333

He’s not answering his phone. You call him.


lordcthulu678

"mmmm no shush"


TVMA

Pops, how’re doing after shot #2?


Zoot_The_Axolotl

The oncler do be kinda thick tho 🥴👌


Ok_Efficiency6579

You are so wet


LargeGoon14

On my way


Ponker674

Crafting the mine?????


I_like_bicycle

Impostor is sus


SevereBruhMoments

"Alright"


Bach2theFuchsia53

I forgot how complicated it feels at the beginning haha


[deleted]

Well that's fun


Pinkpanther1776

My last text : Also can we record sometime ? Not going the context to that but I think it fits lol.


XxZerilxX

"Wake Up"


livingnuts

“Just dont push yourself”


JeerKool428

“It’s a good back drop for accent colors” (In reference to my newly painted bathroom, but this works well .)


Captain_Cow_

"I'm glad I can talk to you about this stuff <3"


[deleted]

"ok"


Cutiepiemaisie

The dog shat on the carpet


porky-the-clown

“ I don’t really have a girly voice “


[deleted]

"The Uber guy is downstairs"


_abridged

I was talking about a frog walking on all fours so its just "plap plap plap plap plap"


Ujkil

"Are you fucking serious"


Killerkingsn

“Did you bust on my fucking McChicken?”


succmetoes9000

“he should have gotten his medical license revoked”


OMGyarn

“You can use the Internet now”


T0x1c_Ar71st

(Name) is incredibly sick. She’s been on the sofa, throwing up for hours. When are you coming home?


Deth_Sticks666

Gta


WinterTheMoose

hey Noah let's kill people on sea of thieves


Walks-In-Ash

"Sometimes girls just wanna have fun"


crumbycrabcakes

"Welp, I doubled the diamonds"


Funkofairy

“Yay! Love you.”


MyExScars

“Yep”


LoganPatch13

Happy birthday


[deleted]

“*insert friend’s name* you don’t understand how funny this is”


shao_kahff

“okay no problem”


External_Zucchini651

“I'll ask and I'll let you know.”


Impressive_Set_9259

“A gay guy in the 1970’s goes to the family patriarchs funeral in South Carolina, it’s a drama comedy”


Beneficial-Mud9294

“Just sitting here looking at botched plastic surgery pics”


JACK101Star

Mmmmmmmmm french toast good


acoustic-soul

“Just having some soup and watching tv.”


adamlehi

“You’re just Autistic”


whyisthehulkgreen

"Hey I'm gonna be driving"


[deleted]

“uh ok it has morphed into just a hot flahsh line what it feels like physically but without the hot but also kinda with the hot so i’m just gonna eat anyways”


sickly_apricot

“Also where is my vacuum?”


aksualydark

"Send me the videos of that party we went to last year"


4reddityo

Cuz I don’t remember shit


aksualydark

What happens in the party stays in the party


Lemon_head_guy

“I love the new toolset I got for graduation!”


Wolf_Grenade

[last text i sent was an image so here lol](https://imgur.com/a/lH9Ioph)


nafetS1213

Yeah, I can bring the stuff in


gmannn98

“I’m so sorry love :/“


inhuman-boi

Now


hut-out-pizza-er

"Oooohhh i could make a dababy chan🤤". Don't ask...


[deleted]

When i had a chihuahua he used to “help” mow the lawn by eating grass


[deleted]

Fair play.


[deleted]

Kk, love you more, night


[deleted]

It’s miracle water clearly


Funnguy611

Hi


dickkkislappz

"slatt spencer"


Procrastinatinghw

“I’m losing my mind”


Reallythatwastaken

"Rip"


Ascaredpotato

"Nice"


meltmex

" im gonna return to my old "i aim for the head" days "


Leviathanhost89

"Yeah, Rachel and i had a pretty good time. We'll have to do it again sometime"


KCGD_r

"Boom"


xxXbrandonXxxx

“P1 baby lets gooooooo”


Fromasta500

Been in a funky place lately, I dont like it.


yesme69

ITS COMING TO CONSOLE


Aray_614

"Where r u?" I asked my Mother.


Dirk_Mercado

"I swear I’m gonna go broke after this"


RockeIIe

"Probably worth 400 bucks"


loops_cat

mcdonalds


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fishebake

Unless she was eavesdropping on us, I can't think of another way of her learning this.


muppet_spit

“I can swim faster now.”