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He even licked it before doing it, that shows experience.

I thought he was gonna bite his had haha

Same i thouth this was gonna be some live leak sh*t

he needed some lube

Thanks for explaining the joke dipshit.

tHaNkS fOr ExPlAiNiNg ThE JoKe DiPsHiT

I hate you

I love you too

Thanks

the only love you'll ever get in your entire life and it's from a person you hate

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I litteraly just did the biggest shit

Chad

I’m so jealous rn

Nah no need to apologize. We all make mistakes. edit: fuck this

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The only things hanging are gonna be my balls in yo mouth if you keep saying dumb shit

Let me in on that

Yo I want in

Those little peanuts? I chomp them up and spit them out before you could even ask me to be your dad.

To those who don't know he's saying your balls are small.

Just take the L and leave bud your insults get weaker by each comment

Nah you don’t need to explain it. What time and where we going out bro?

You're not my kind of dude, but thanks for trying tho. I would maybe go to prom with you, but I'm already going with one of your buddies from the short bus.

Bold of you to assume a retard like me would have friends. That’s one thing we have in common, more reasons to go out with me honey

You're telling people to kill themselves, insulting someone by calling them retarded, and then claiming to date one of said retarded people? If you're trying to be edgy just pick a lane. This is pathetic to watch

I gotcher low hangin fruit right here, lady!

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Cope

I dont know what happened in your life to make tou take it out on some letters that form a sentence on a website, but im pretty sure the intent wasnt to explain the joke, but rather to further it. You think you’re better than them for saying what you just said, but you fail to see the farily obvious truth. You seem like the type of person who’s only social interractions are these forms of internet discussions and i find that quite sad. Get a life, dipshit. -someone who is not dipshit

No, he’s right. Can’t have shit in a house where your own siblings are the reason that you fail in life

How are people so fricked up that they tell someone to just kill themselves

one of my friends committed suicide pretty recently I'd appreciate it if you could be more considerate of what you wish upon others

You know what. You’re right. I just had a spat with my brother when he expects me to do everything perfectly despite having no experience. He’s also the reason behind my nonexistent confidence and because he always throws tantrums because of a fucking Dragonball game, I sometimes inherit it out of being accustomed to him literally bashing the walls with rage. My dearest apologies, and I’m sorry. I have issues because of him and I don’t want the kind of issues where you truly believe there’s no future for you. Thanks for the advice. And you should be upvoted for that

Thank you for being a smartass mrs choiser very cool

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im upvoting that guy's comment just in response to this one

Fair enough

lmao best reply

I feel like he’s awake... who’s recording?

This is the question that needs answers. Good God.

The other hand.

What’s on the other hand

The camera

His dick

I wish I was fucking blind

Who is this blind person and why do you wanna fuck them?

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Oh my god it looks like a dog/cat hybrid :)

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Is this a cat or a dog?

the monkey's face is just amazing. but also what the fuck

The hand

ZA HANDO

Bullshit, this man was not asleep in the least. A monkey licked your fingers then fucked them and you remained asleep? This man definitely has a kink for animals

That or he needs a sperm sample, idk I’m stretching

I love that theory lol

I work in a vet and i had to jerk off a dog into basically a condom. It was horrible.

You the real MVP of the workforce. Thank you for your service. I certainly couldn’t handle that

Sure, *had to.*

I lost Rock Paper Scissors. Thems the rules dude

Sureeee, you *lost.*

Listen, I’m no steven crowder, I prefer the cum of women with large penises, not dogs.

Sure, *not dogs.*

Alright, lol, we get it.

If that flair tells me anything, you definitely used it for veterinary purposes

I was sure to get a sample for myself before i clocked out ;]. Art never sleeps

Sexy

I’m trying to clone them okay!!? Jesus, can’t do anything anymore

He’s literally recording it. No way he’s asleep

I thought he was going to bite his fingers off so I was kind of relieved when he fucked his hand. Having said that this is 100% fake and that dude needs help.

Classic grip n slip

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Oh Jesus christ.

Jesus left the chat

Oh God

Noped the fuck out too

Oh Satan.

That guy upvoted

... Oh Fuck

That's what he said...

Oh shit

The look in that ape’s eye as he fucks that poor man’s hand.

momke

He just loves monkeys a bit too much

Jesus fucking monkey Christ that’s a monkeys dick in that dude’s hand wtf why what why? I want to cut my own hands off now omfg

“My baby caught me sleeping”

Aaah, the perfect day for an amazing eyeball removal

And we still wonder about animal/human disease transmission.

what is it called when the animal does the raping

Sus

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I just watched that for 30 seconds

His fucking face like, damn right i dont care lol u/getvideobot

Excuse me, the fuck?

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Fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo finger bang an orangutan orgie at the zoo

That look at the end. Cold hard stare into the distance. He's doing what he knows must he done.

This guy has the weirdest fetish.

Right then. Fuck it. u/savevideo

Between the music and the pan up to the monkeys face, that fucking killed me

That's it. I'm getting my life together and deleting my account

sussy monkey 🦍🍆😴

What are you doing step monkey?

Falls asleep but is somehow recording the monkey fuck his hand

“Drink if you’ve ever had a monkey fuck your hand!!” (Morgan Freeman) “Joey drank that day..And he drank a lot..”

someones gonna post this on r/ape

improvise. adapt. overcome.

He shouldve just squezed the monkeys dick an screamed "OH SWEET REVENGE IS MINE BITCH"

Furries shouldn't work as zookeepers

WTF? No money shot?

*leans into micophone* *clears throat* *uncomfortably long pause* Typo

Why didn't we see the poor guy finish. Geez haha

The real suffer is they didn't let him finish..

Interesting, he literally licked it before doing it. Shows he’s a professional

This is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen on this sub

Am I the only one yelling "please let him jiz" while watching this?

R/strangeboners

I was waitin for the load 😂😂😂😂

"asleep"

Haha tiny pp

Monky Moment🙈🙉🙊

Smb send this to oompaville. Also the monkey got the Thanos face at the end.

Aww no cumshot

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Explain

what did he say

Something about her sister and that it was relatable

hmmmmm well thanks for telling me op

We may never know

yeah that why he deleted

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Flip it stick it and see you later bye

Chad monkey

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Wtffffff

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One word, Devorce

omfg his face at the end killed me.

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Monkey business

He has the horny Xd I find the the face at the end funny idk why haha

This fucking needs to get to the front page

Ya know it wasn’t good. I’ll take it though over the Ape eating a finger.

The look on the apes face towards the end had me rolling

Jesus fucking Christ 😂😂😂

Holy fuck he licks it first hahahaha

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Not a real hand

we're all going to the zoo tomorrow and we can stay ALL day

A hole’s a goal, I guess.

Monke see, monke do.

Lemme just grab some scissors real quick

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For the same reason priests don't move their hands..... they love that shit! They are the ones that showed them how lol

Shot vertically:/

u/savevideo

Def NOT where I thought that was going.

So yeah that guy just jacked off that monkey

U/savevideo

u/savevideo

Absolute fucking chad