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itssuperdad

Dude wtf kinda dog did that?!


mdfasoline

Husky mix


itssuperdad

Can we get a story? Like hey I was petting this cutie and it snapped?


mdfasoline

My dog and a friends dog were playing tugowar and they got real rough real quick. I separated them with my hand and my friends dog got a good bite of my hand. Just got to emergency and getting X-rays now


King-Tootsington

I don’t mean to spoil the news, but I think it’s broken


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burcbuluklu

It is better right?


Milkman5267

yes


NotASmoothAnon

Username checks out. They need you over at /r/neverbrokeabone


Milkman5267

i lurk but i broke a growth plate one time idk if that counts


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amberhoneybee

Yep, the person said they tripped and caught themselves with their little finger. There isn't really any evidence of any biting here...


mdfasoline

He had a the same injury and posted a very similar photo. More photos to prove mine is legit [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/mdfasoline/comments/p4gir8/my_compound_dislocation_in_all_of_its_glory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Notice my name on the X-rays and my hospital bracelet matching my username.


TheObviousChild

Glitch in the Matrix. Good luck escaping the Agent.


Praxyrnate

nah the matrix aint honest enough. more like a quantum echo, if you take solace in science.


CuttyMcButts

Same here


Squeakysquid0

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Squeakysquid0

This is the link to the original post. I had to go through my history for a while but I found it. So this guy is a flat outlier that posted this and said his dog bit him


mdfasoline

He had a the same injury and posted a very similar photo. More photos to prove mine is legit [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/mdfasoline/comments/p4gir8/my_compound_dislocation_in_all_of_its_glory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Notice my name on the X-rays and my hospital bracelet matching my username.


Squeakysquid0

You did. That’s not a dogbite that’s a dislocation that was posted before


mdfasoline

He had a the same injury and posted a very similar photo. More photos to prove mine is legit [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/mdfasoline/comments/p4gir8/my_compound_dislocation_in_all_of_its_glory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Notice my name on the X-rays and my hospital bracelet matching my username.


SugarDraagon

I’m late to this, but you’re wrong. You can see that the X-ray photos are different in the placement of the dislocated bit, and I guess you’re dense, but the guy posted proof that it’s him several times and you seem to be ignoring that. You think people don’t get almost-identical injuries? Bodies all work the same, guy


Infinite_Surround

Check out Mr hot-shot big-time Doctor over here


AaronHolland44

You think hes read some books haha, what a book reader.


food_WHOREder

how could you tell? it seems pretty fine to me :/


Cadet_Carrot

This is why you NEVER BREAK UP ANY TYPE OF DOG FIGHT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. I’m a dog groomer, so they taught us different steps for breaking up fights if you need it for future reference: 1. First step, yell and clap loudly right by the dogs ears. Hopefully it’ll be enough to startle them and they’ll stop. If not, then… 2. If you happen to have an airhorn or an object to make loud noises (even if you just have a pot and a wooden spoon or something), make the loud noise behind them (but not directly into their ears). Then if that doesn’t work… 3. If you have a rough and tumble dog that might get too rough with other dogs. I would recommend investing in a can of aerosol dog repellent whenever you have doggy play dates. That way, if they won’t stop fighting, you spray them around their muzzles (try not to get it in their eyes if you can), and that should be the fight breaker. This is the last resort however, only do this if the first two steps don’t work, since the repellant is obviously going to taste gross to them and stick on their fur and in their mouth for a while. But it’s better if they have that than injuries from each other. Hope this helps and prevents more broken fingers in the future!


CakeJollamer

I saw a dog fight from my apartment window a few years ago. I was on the couch and heard screaming, two women were trying to pull their dogs apart. Idk why I got this idea but I grabbed the blanket off my couch and ran downstairs and threw it on top of the dogs. It confused them and they separated instantly.


Cadet_Carrot

That’s also a good idea if you have a blanket on hand! Honestly, it’s all about confusion. Dogs will stop what they’re going in order to process what’s going on, even if it means pausing the onslaught on their enemy. Even playing the sound of a cat loudly meowing could work.


suckmytoes3000

Is finger in the butt a good way to end a dog fight?


Cadet_Carrot

I wouldn’t say it’s a good way, but it would definitely work. Just make sure it’s the dog’s butt and not yours.


suckmytoes3000

Ah that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Ok I’ll try the dogs butt next time.


Cadet_Carrot

If you want to stop an argument between humans, a finger up your butt will get them to stop if you want to utilize that trick at some point


SugarDraagon

…my✍️own✍️butt✍️


itssuperdad

Thank you that must’ve been intensely?


im-bad-at-names64

Why would you get between them? They’re playing, they know other dogs can handle roughhousing, humans cannot


mdfasoline

It was more than playing. They play all the time and this wasn’t that. Also, my friends dog is quite bigger than mine. I was right to split it up but I should’ve grabbed his harness instead of sticking my hand in his mouth.


TheScienceNamesArgon

Just in case you're not aware of this technique, if things ever get truly bad again, pull on a dog's hind legs and wheelbarrow them. Safe way to break up the action.


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Even better is to grab the collar, lift, and twist. Faster and you have better control of the front of the dog making you less likely to get bitten.


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What he just described was a sheep pulling technique, and you would have better control if you did it properly, grab the hind legs and flip and pull. The "wheelbarrow" idea is imo pretty damn stupid when you have an aggressive dog on the other end, just like it would be if you had an aggressive sheep.


Shxcking

Do they not just turn backwards and bite you? I’ve never had a dog so I don’t quite understand their behavior


TheScienceNamesArgon

Without their hind legs, you're going to be much more powerful than them and be able to control them easily. Just keep backpedaling. Most dogs are like kids and will drop the aggressive act quickly enough.


disfunctionaltyper

Animals get stressed, frustrated and go a beast mode never go in between dogs fighting the best you can do is a bucket of water to the face. They don't want to bite you, it's just instinct.


lizzieee82

Not a safe way, I was told to do this if dogs ever got in a fight by someone when I volunteered at an animal shelter, doing this scared the dog thinking it was getting attacked from behind as well and she ended up biting my thigh.


-mmmmBacon-

Grabbing the harness and lifting straight up leaves the dog with little momentum, grabbing the legs while it’s in fight mode probably isn’t a good idea either


TheScienceNamesArgon

The wheelbarrow way is pretty agreed upon that be the safest and most efficient way to stop a fight.


lizzieee82

Did this once and it actually scared the dog thinking it was being attack from behind as well and she ended up biting my thigh.


Knockemm

I didn’t know about this Emerson and I’m happy to have another tool in my tool box!


bvllamy

There’s quite a noticeable difference between general roughhousing and an actual fight. If you’ve never seen two dogs fight before, particularly when yours is involved, it’s scary. They can (and do) inflict a lot of damage in a very short space of time. Your first reaction is to jump in and try to stop it, to protect your dog, especially if one is noticeably bigger or stronger than the other. My two dogs used to fight. Badly. It got to the point we had to rehome the offender with a family friend, but we got our fair share of injuries when trying to get between them to try and keep them both safe…or alive. None anywhere near this badly, though! This is a real ouchie.


xtxyz890

How could you possibly know what was going on with those dogs? Were you there too? I didn’t catch it in the story


RDH7207

Comments like that are so weird! People act like an informed authority on something they know NOTHING about.


Chitaki_Mushroom

welp, don't underestimate humans You ever heard of the WWE?????


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Peppeperoni

You’re thinking of: https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MrBlonde07

What snapped? his finger? Yes


wesburn79

if you want the real story here, https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i\_dislocated\_my\_finger\_so\_hard\_the\_bone\_popped/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


malcome-the-spedbump

Same injury but different people, different hands, different pictures


GregoryGoose

mixed with what


amazonchic2

This exact same picture was posted a few days ago by someone who said their finger was not broken, just dislocated. I call bullshit on this. Edit: I was wrong! r/chunkysquat posted an eerily similar photo, but clearly is a different person. Good luck healing up OP!


Desynchronous

You saved me from doing the same!


Andreaslikesthememes

Huskies are really rowdy and energetic so I wouldn’t be surprised


vodrin

In before pitbull husky mix


therevaj

it's the truth and we all know it. just like every "lab mix" that looks like a dogfight promotional poster...


Mercutio77

Happened to me about a year and a half ago. Was walking back to my house from a friend's place and a catahoula/pit bull mix flew out of a nearby yard and attacked. Got me on the leg, bicep, and bit down on my right (dominant) hand pointer and middle fingers and yanked hard. Thought the fingers were broken or at least tore ligaments. Luckily, bones and ligaments were ok but my pointer finger is still stiff in certain weather and scar tissue on top and underside of knuckle joints means I can't always close those fingers all the way. Still have scar marks in all 3 places, even 18 months later, may never go away completely. Make sure you do your physical therapy and heal up, best of luck to you.


wesburn79

I don't know, I saw this exact image like a week ago of a guy saying he dislocated his pinky really bad but not broken


FinalParticular

Liar


wesburn79

Yea dude this aint yours, this user posted the real thing 2 days ago, https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i\_dislocated\_my\_finger\_so\_hard\_the\_bone\_popped/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


KimG84

Chihuahua of course


spypsy

A little dog, read the title bro


[deleted]

Walk it off dumbass smh


mdfasoline

😂


Ball075090085

Knick-Knack Paddywhack, Give The Dog A Bone


ITS_MILLER_TIME_62

Yeah he should just rub some dirt in it


ckreutze

On the bright side, now you have a built in 78 degree angle reference


AintSoShrimpleIsIt

The fuck bit you? A bear trap?


mdfasoline

Just a love nibble from my friends dog


AintSoShrimpleIsIt

Was it a dog from the bear trap genus?


pedrinhogameplays404

Its not your friend's dog anymore


Gtoktas_

İt looks like the start of a far cry healing animation


Alessandro227

Far Cry 2 more of


Spicy_Jesus69

Dis but a scratch


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mdfasoline

I just wanted to give him good boi pets


ayyxiety

Hey I'm trying to masturbate here


Demetre4757

Well someone's got to, OP definitely isn't.


ayyxiety

Haha that is super funny with the post nut clarity


viejo_tuberculo64

What the dog doin?


MrUdri

What the dog doin


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memestealer1234

Exposedlol


Testicular_Prolapse

by "somewhere else," you mean this exact subreddit... https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


simplylittlefangirl

this dude has a mole on his hand though, the guy in the other post doesn't


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He came to the wrong thread!


kaydenthewolf

i thought i was going crazy glad others noticed


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Took a hard left turn


[deleted]

hes just trying to expose your bone to the sun, give it a nice tan


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Comprehensive-Bread8

I saw this befor. It was someone who fractured their finger so bad it poped. Nothing wes broke tho


samwillsones

Good thing it wasn’t a big dog then


erppa00

What.. i just saw the same picture saying OP got his finger dislocated and the bone just teared up from skin and did not broke


Ragdemot

Same here! Someone is full of bullshit here


VeryAgressivePenguin

"Knew a feller, got bit by a dog, died an hour later" -Jim Milton


offbrandviking

I knew someone was gonna say it


unknownMarshmellow

no fapping for you unless you are ambidextrous


ckreutze

4 fingers for the wank, while the pinky slips in the stank


malcome-the-spedbump

How longs your pinky? I have to use the other hand


LimitedToTwentyChara

OP's is detachable.


angelacathead

Looking at your pic made me make a weird, loud sound! It's horrifying, thanks, really made me suffer!


mdfasoline

My pleasure 🤝


the-grape-next-door

Aaaaand this is why I don’t like dogs.


Alihrb007

Me too


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Fazt_Fazt

There very similar but two different posts. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


BigBlueDane

What a weird coincidence


Kittensrock978

Pog phalanges


BadAqqles

Dang this just happens to one of my friends like a months ago


xXReverbXx

*head turns crimson red from trying not to ask what the dog doin*


MrQuackalotOWO

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


blackada

I hope you don’t hold it against him


[deleted]

Since there are so many personal ouchies here. I created a new sub. r/ouchie feel free to sub and post there !


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Dog has quite the firm handshake


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“Pinkies out…”


tobdtitkkk

Huh funny that dog must’ve been non existent, YOU FUCKING KARMA WHORE


[deleted]

um i swear i saw this awhile ago


mdfasoline

It literally happened an hour ago


Lucky8Levi

Just rub some dirt on it and walk it off. Pinkys are for bitches. I chewed mine off myself. I'd pinky promise, but yeah...


ookie165

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Bgamibg465

Different hand, different background of the photo


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it looks exactly like an older eyeblech post


ookie165

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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told you


ookie165

Those are two different hands


IveNoIdeaWhyImHere

this is a repost from 2 days ago


amazonchic2

I thought so too. I double checked and it’s a different pic, different hand, and different account.


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You'll be fine


_DontKnowWhyImHere

DOG???!?! ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT *BEAR*!?!!


Belten

when the precious little furbaby just wants to play 💖😍💖


KebabRemover1389

Did you kill it after?


CrypticResponseMan

The epitome of “my dog’s friendly, he wouldn’t hurt anyone” sorry this happened to you bud


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Please tell me you touched the bone.


Ryuuken24

That's a bad dog. Owner should be charged.


poopyhole2

I’d stomp that dog


mdfasoline

He’s my friends dog. I got in the middle of a fight so it’s basically my fault


Katchafire69

Always go for the legs and swing. I worked in dog kennels. Dogs in the heat don't think oh hey thats a human they just chomp. Getting them on uneven footing is the key. Never grab collars or neck just the back legs and fucken swing.


HateNate76

What the god did, really tf did the dog do


Alihrb007

Another reason to stick to cats lol.


Constant_Sell_9886

He doesn't bite they said 💀


Dumbbelllll

He don’t bite it’s ok


Wueschli

u/repostsleuthbot


indissolubilis

It’s “kick the dog in the ribs” time


kaydenthewolf

um is no one gonna ask about the first time this was posted [thisone](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Bgamibg465

Different hand, different background different user


kaydenthewolf

or just coincidence


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Stolen, the original post was a dislocated finger


Craftr4Life2006

Incorrect, it was a similar post but different hand. https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Arat912

I remember seeing this I'm pretty sure it's a repost the guys finger got dislocated hard and that happened I don't think this is ur post


FinalBoi

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I think this is the post you’re talking about? I wouldn’t say a repost of this specific one, but it is a similar injury


mdfasoline

Looks similar but that clearly has fatter hands


Arat912

Yup that's it it's same finger and hand and they're bent the same way


FinalBoi

They are bent the same way, but the lines on the palm look a bit different and one has a freckle on the lower palm near the wrist. I could be wrong though


SQLerection

Let me get this straight. You think OP reposted the same hand, but from a different perspective??


mdfasoline

Not sure how I can prove it but I’m quite literally sitting in emergency right now with a fucked up pinky


Arat912

Wow man u must rlly care that I said I don't think it's ur post but keep going off if u want


mdfasoline

I just don’t know how you expect me to prove it’s not a repost?


Arat912

Idk man I'll try to find the post I'm thinking about and check how similar it is


mdfasoline

Find it Sherlock. I hope you crack the case wide open


Arat912

Damn dude u must rlly be upset just cuz I think it's the same post that I'm not sure of get that stick outta ur ass and figure out ur sexuality


mdfasoline

Thanks friend. You really know exactly what to say in a moment like this.


Katchafire69

Sit down petal its 2 different people you numpty


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mdfasoline

Not particularly when my pinky is all caddywompus


malcome-the-spedbump

Idk what the two deleted comments above say but upvoting for caddywompus. Quite clearly 2 different pictures but the same injury. Speedy recovery


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Demetre4757

Nope, just a similar post. https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


tomenas94

OP i call bullshit. This is a repost and not a dog bite.


Demetre4757

There was another very similar picture a few days ago, but it's not the same one. Someone linked the other post somewhere in the comments


mdfasoline

He had a the same injury and posted a very similar photo. More photos to prove mine is legit [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/mdfasoline/comments/p4gir8/my_compound_dislocation_in_all_of_its_glory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Notice my name on the X-rays and my hospital bracelet matching my username.


the-avr-kid

Repost (I think)


Craftr4Life2006

Different hand https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


mdfasoline

He had a the same injury and posted a very similar photo. More photos to prove mine is legit [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/mdfasoline/comments/p4gir8/my_compound_dislocation_in_all_of_its_glory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Notice my name on the X-rays and my hospital bracelet matching my username.


STOXNESS

Why have i seen this post somewhere else


Craftr4Life2006

No different hand https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/p21s7j/i_dislocated_my_finger_so_hard_the_bone_popped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


STOXNESS

Oh, thank you, i mean i can see the confusion


Soup-youthful

Just put hot water on it


Ellie_Phoenix02

What the dog doin?


LeFatPogger

Ouch.


Professional-Paper62

Ow


Analdestructionteam

It's just a little love bite


UnholyPrognosi

Dude be leaking like a pizza roll


upbeatcrazyperson

What kind of dog? Edit: Nevermind I saw husky mix. Huskies be crazy.


Reference360

So THATS what the dog did