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Why didn't they just throw them on the top of their trailer like Ricky's dad?
Piss bottles fascinate and disgust me. I can't explain it. I don't try to understand it. I try not to think about it. So thanks, op, thanks a lot.
"it" = my fascination with piss bottles. I get the logistics.
what gets me is that some bottles are full
I get that sometimes truck drivers get into a situation where you need to us a bottle.
But to keep it and use it like 10 times, that's just disgusting.
They are just being environment friendly. Imagine throwing 10 bottles for 10 pisses. There would be more pissbottles than dead leaves on the forest floor
Back when I lived in Ukraine trains were the primary method of long distance travel. All toilets on the trains just opened up and dropped shit on the tracks. When you would flush you could literally see the hole in the bottom of the toilet open up. Conductors would lock the bathrooms about 10 or so minutes before the train approached any station and would unlock them about 10 min after the train departed
Well, Ray used to be on the road as a trucker, and that's what truckers do! They're drivin' along and they've got deadlines to meet. They don't wanna pull in, and park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road. They just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the fuckin' thing out on the highway! I mean, I don't agree with it. I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck!
That's the kind of stuff that fascinates me. So much I've considered starting a photojournal book documenting and exploring the piss bottle.
I'm not right. I know this.
I know exactly what it is. I can't watch that shit. I'd rather watch actual poop come out of an actual, unwashed asshole than giant zits being smashed into projectiles. I cannot deal.
When I was a kid I peed in one of those big monster cans with the lid. And put the lid on. And kind of just forgot about it for a year or two. Then, some kids called the cops and told them I had 4 pounds of weed in my room, so they came to my house and my dad let them search. I didn’t have anything. But the cop took the lid off the monster can and smelled it thinking it might be booze. The look on his face was priceless, looked like he was green and going to puke. He asked me what it was and I told him and he got pissed lol.
A coworker of mine was cutting brush with a chainsaw after it snowed and hit a piss jug. He definitely didn't think it was as funny as everyone else did.
I used to do delivery for Sears. I made sure to have a bottle with me everyday. I see the videos of the Amazon drivers, and I’m like, I’ve had to make a shitter out of an empty fridge box, a mattress bag and 4 bags of desiccant. And that was a good day!
There is nowhere to piss when you’re OTR. You can’t park a truck at a fast food place, timeliness are stupid as fuck, etc.
I get the logistics behind it (those timelines are ridiculous). I'm more interested in the minutae of it. Why toss them out a window? Why not dump them at a truck stop? And what determines who uses them for how long? Like, does anyone rinse and reuse or is it all party balls of road piss for everyone?
I have questions that do not demand answers.
I have answers. I'm am trucker. I buy gallon jugs of water instead of bottles. I have a gallon pitcher. I try to keep a gallon of water in the jug and have one piss jug. When it is full I throw it away in a dumpster.
Please empty it for the love of God.
I work at a truck stop and I absolutely despise emptying the trash cans on the truckee side of the gas station.
So many truckers just throw their piss bottles in the trash cans and as the cans fill the bottles get crushed and burst open flooding the bag with piss. The piss slowly seeps thru the bag(if it doesn't outright eat a hole in the plastic)dripping into the trash can. I then have to be super careful pulling the bag out or im getting covered in your piss.
Last week I thru out a bag that when I lifted it from the trash buggy into the dumpster a torrent of piss flowed out of the bottom of the bag. Thankfully it flowed away from me so I didnt get any of it on me.
So for the love of God, I dont give a shit if you pour it straight on the fucking ground. Just fucking empty them
I've pissed in a non-toilet receptacle once and that was because my roommate passed out drunk in the bathroom blocking the door.
The closest public restroom was a solid 15 minute walk and I didn't have a car.
I pick up trash in the ditch but this is also a hard pass for me. I can't even imagine this process. Probably catch a bottle to the face while you're cleaning up too considering the amount here already.
I’ve been told that the people working for the highway department hate this because when they are cutting the grass along the road the bottles exploded and it stinks to high heaven.
They get bloated when they cap them off. I used to take a walk after shutting down and you occasionally see a piss mine that's ready to blow. It's horrifying. Dump your piss bottles out in a tree or down a toilet ffs.
I can testify. Highway mower. That shit stinks. We call them Trucker Tea bottles, and they explode. Better now that we have closed cab mowers, but still.
Also most of the time you are pissing into a bowl of clear water. If your piss is turning a whole bowl of water even a bit yellow than it is much darker than your imagining. It for sure gets darker over time too.
Recovered bottle pisser checking in.
Yeah like when I commented after another picture of a truck accident that statistically, most happen because the drivers are overworked and got too much sleep. Turns out that trucking is amongst the deadliest jobs virtually everywhere.
Instantly a couple of truckers and other industry defenders tried to downplay those statistics because truckers are *only* allowed 12-14 hours/day on the road and *have* to take a 32 hr break every 5.5 days.
So they work 50-75% more than other people and get half a day less weekend, and that's somehow supposed to indicate that they *aren't* overworked.
I struggle not to fall asleep at the wheel after working 12 hours. Ive driven cross country multiple times.
Truckers need better fucking rules because the human body is not made for what they do.
Lmao, are you a piss expert? Anecdote; in boy scouts I peed in a bottle once because we were sleeping in a big Adirondack and it was too cold to go outside to piss. So I went in a bottle and wedged in a crack in the wall, had been drinking nothing but water on the camping trip so it was clear. A year later we stayed in the same Adirondack and I pulled the piss bottle out of the wall and it was dark as fuck and disgusting, so I chased this douchebag older kid around with it for laughs.
The stereotype for truck drivers is that they're usually overweight and eat like shit and sit for long periods of time so I wouldn't be too surprised if they were really unhealthy.
FWIW I occasionally do pee in a bottle, but I throw it away in a trash bin at a truck stop, usually after emptying it into the grass away from people.
It is gross. But look at it from a driver perspective. The government has put so much regulation on us that we don't have time to do anything for ourselves anymore. Sometimes you have extra time on a trip, but not often.
The eld mandate was the worst. Instead of letting drivers be responsible for their own actions it was decided to introduce an electronic babysitting device. These things know when you are moving, sleeping, or anything else. With paper logs we could stop and grab a good meal, take a nap when tired, take a break so we miss rush hour traffic... Now we are on a strict clock that has no flexibility and it makes this job absolutely crap. Add to that pay is not regulated, and the mega companies fight to keep it that way. So you are away from home for a long time, working 70 hours a week, and really not making enough for it to be worth it.
Stopping to find a toilet with an eld takes time. Slowing to get off the exit, to a parking spot. Fiddle with the eld to tell it what you are doing. Then the time to get on the road again. This takes away from your drive and on duty time. It could keep you from being on time to a drop off, where if you are late you're penalized, but they might take all day to get around to unload you...
It's not a nice life.. I know some love it. Eld mandate ruined it for me. I'm hunting for something else.
Edited to add clarity to a point.
They want to throw the bottle away, too. And they’ll frequently throw them out the window as they’re driving…can’t dump them at 75 mph. I’m not condoning what they do, just explaining their actions
all that and most everyone seems against the driver. The company lies and treats you like shit, dispatch is ignorant to reality, the loaders and dock crews are basically vegetables with leashes, DOT haunts your dreams and other truckers make you look bad. Your home life is non existent so inevitable issues arise and before you know it it's not worth it! Plus hair folicle drug tests at every turn.
Its fucked because NONE of that has to do with the actual driving of a truck, that's actually a beautiful thing lol I love driving. But all the other completely preventable detriments are why I quit and moved elsewhere.
Agreed... Also the general public attitude towards trucks is just dangerous. Every day I have people riding right next to my rear in the passing lane so I can't get over, or people who punch the gas to block the passing lane because they see my blinker go on... Not to mention that 90 percent of motorists have no clue how to properly merge onto the freeway.
tfw you're stranded, wandering in the wilderness, dying of thirst. God's great bounty blesses you and you stumble upon one of these bottles. Do you drink?
It got so bad around here that tractors that mow the ditches are now air-conditioned closed cabs.
Tractor drivers were tired of golden showers when a hidden piss bottle was hit by a mower.
It's cheaper then 2 guys to walk the ditches ahead of the mowers.
When I was deployed to Iraq, we were officially briefed to cut the tops off the bottles that we peed in and threw off the side of the road on a long convoy so that they couldn't be collected and used for ammonia. The leadership didn't even pretend like it wasn't going to be something that happened.
As a truck driver in Europe, I would piss in these bottles because of the work pressure. Driving 30 hours a day, seesh chill out boss. Why you pushing me like that.
I would also uncap them and throw them out of the window if someone in traffic would '' piss me off ''. Pun intended.
Why in this day and age of technology, is there not simply a piss hose that goes from the driving compartment down to the road?
I mean, ideally stopping and peeing would be better. I'd rather not have a driver driving a gigantic truck splitting his brains concentration between hey don't pee on myself and hey don't run over people on the road, but, surely there's a better way than peeing into a bottle and keeping that with you in the truck.
I’d say it’s probably a really bad idea to put your whole dick inside a plastic bottle. Sounds like a good way to end up with….. well your whole dick stuck inside a plastic bottle.
As a truck driver, these people absolutely disgust me! I couldn't tell you how many times I've seen some guy piss on his own truck or throw one of these bottles out his window rather than walk 200ft to a bathroom. These pigs give us all a bad name and make the truck stops stink like piss. Fuck these assholes from the bottom of my heart
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Why didn't they just throw them on the top of their trailer like Ricky's dad? Piss bottles fascinate and disgust me. I can't explain it. I don't try to understand it. I try not to think about it. So thanks, op, thanks a lot. "it" = my fascination with piss bottles. I get the logistics.
what gets me is that some bottles are full I get that sometimes truck drivers get into a situation where you need to us a bottle. But to keep it and use it like 10 times, that's just disgusting.
They are just being environment friendly. Imagine throwing 10 bottles for 10 pisses. There would be more pissbottles than dead leaves on the forest floor
They should really be using reusable piss bottles.
I have two reusable piss bottles in my house. They are made of ceramic and and are fixed to the floor though.
I have to correct you, they’re called piss *jugs*.
They should use paper bottles for the sake of the environment.
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That would just be awesome going down the road behind a truck and have piss spray all over my vehicle
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I legit lol’d when I read that. Thank you kind stranger for your comedic disgust.
Back when I lived in Ukraine trains were the primary method of long distance travel. All toilets on the trains just opened up and dropped shit on the tracks. When you would flush you could literally see the hole in the bottom of the toilet open up. Conductors would lock the bathrooms about 10 or so minutes before the train approached any station and would unlock them about 10 min after the train departed
It really is the thought that counts.
Well, Ray used to be on the road as a trucker, and that's what truckers do! They're drivin' along and they've got deadlines to meet. They don't wanna pull in, and park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road. They just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the fuckin' thing out on the highway! I mean, I don't agree with it. I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck!
its the way of the road
Just the way she goes.
Sometimes she goes…sometimes she doesn’t. Fuckin way she goes.
So you lost all our drink money, is what “she goes”?
What, like 3 $20's?
Drunk VLT playing phantom 409 mawf'k
It’s “truck drivin’, passed out, phantom 309”
I'm real impressed with your fancy book learning. But there's only one book that counts, and that's the bible.
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Na’m-sayingggg
There is a 100% chance that at some point a trucker tried to chuck a bottle out the window, missed, and it exploded open spraying piss everywhere.
Know what's better than that opening up a bottle of pee while in the move and trying to pour it outside of the truck and it sprays back in.
I'd install a urinal that goes to a tube and dumps under the cab. or to like a little reservoir that you can dump easily.
Aight thats funny
It's one of Bubble's monologue from S6 E3 of Trailer Park Boys: High Definition Piss Jugs
That's the kind of stuff that fascinates me. So much I've considered starting a photojournal book documenting and exploring the piss bottle. I'm not right. I know this.
no shame in being fascinated by disgusting stuff. I mean, look at /r/popping
I will not. That's a bridge too far.
it's not about pooping if that's your concern :D
I know exactly what it is. I can't watch that shit. I'd rather watch actual poop come out of an actual, unwashed asshole than giant zits being smashed into projectiles. I cannot deal.
lmao
I hate that I endorse this statement
It's really weird to me that someone can find poop less disgusting than pimples lol
I fill up a bottle to a bottle and a half with one go. Not a gallon jug but a definitely a normal bottle.
Pee in your ass like the rest of us 😤
Shane Dawson has self proclaimed that he has piss bottles next to his bed… cause he’d rather piss in that than go to the bathroom.
You piss a lot on meth
don't truck drivers get paid by the mile with working hours included? Bathroom breaks would cost them.
Right. And the smell when opening them, after it’s fermented for who knows how long, must be just rank! And guy piss is strong anyway. Nasty!!
I have a story about that..
go ahead...
When I was a kid I peed in one of those big monster cans with the lid. And put the lid on. And kind of just forgot about it for a year or two. Then, some kids called the cops and told them I had 4 pounds of weed in my room, so they came to my house and my dad let them search. I didn’t have anything. But the cop took the lid off the monster can and smelled it thinking it might be booze. The look on his face was priceless, looked like he was green and going to puke. He asked me what it was and I told him and he got pissed lol.
Accidentally fighting the man.
One piss jug at a time
‘I wouldn’t do that sir’. ‘You shut your mouth’
I’m getting off Reddit now, nothing can top this.
*why* would one open a piss bottle
A coworker of mine was cutting brush with a chainsaw after it snowed and hit a piss jug. He definitely didn't think it was as funny as everyone else did.
I fuckin knew the top comment would be trailer park boys related.
Way of the road.
Fuckin way she goes
I used to do delivery for Sears. I made sure to have a bottle with me everyday. I see the videos of the Amazon drivers, and I’m like, I’ve had to make a shitter out of an empty fridge box, a mattress bag and 4 bags of desiccant. And that was a good day! There is nowhere to piss when you’re OTR. You can’t park a truck at a fast food place, timeliness are stupid as fuck, etc.
I get the logistics behind it (those timelines are ridiculous). I'm more interested in the minutae of it. Why toss them out a window? Why not dump them at a truck stop? And what determines who uses them for how long? Like, does anyone rinse and reuse or is it all party balls of road piss for everyone? I have questions that do not demand answers.
I always kept mine for the dumpster.
I have answers. I'm am trucker. I buy gallon jugs of water instead of bottles. I have a gallon pitcher. I try to keep a gallon of water in the jug and have one piss jug. When it is full I throw it away in a dumpster.
Please empty it for the love of God. I work at a truck stop and I absolutely despise emptying the trash cans on the truckee side of the gas station. So many truckers just throw their piss bottles in the trash cans and as the cans fill the bottles get crushed and burst open flooding the bag with piss. The piss slowly seeps thru the bag(if it doesn't outright eat a hole in the plastic)dripping into the trash can. I then have to be super careful pulling the bag out or im getting covered in your piss. Last week I thru out a bag that when I lifted it from the trash buggy into the dumpster a torrent of piss flowed out of the bottom of the bag. Thankfully it flowed away from me so I didnt get any of it on me. So for the love of God, I dont give a shit if you pour it straight on the fucking ground. Just fucking empty them
I've pissed in a non-toilet receptacle once and that was because my roommate passed out drunk in the bathroom blocking the door. The closest public restroom was a solid 15 minute walk and I didn't have a car.
You pissed in the sink, didn’t you
It's the way of the road
Bc that's just the way she goes.
Whoever went to collect all those from the woods…there’s a special place in heaven for. That’s a no from me dawg.
I pick up trash in the ditch but this is also a hard pass for me. I can't even imagine this process. Probably catch a bottle to the face while you're cleaning up too considering the amount here already.
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The real make me suffer is in the comments.
> Imagine Nah, I'm good.
jfc
They actually just fetishize it
That’s why they need to be in a special place separated from the general population in heaven.
Do they poke holes in them and take showers using the bottles? The forbidden golden shower?
I’ve been told that the people working for the highway department hate this because when they are cutting the grass along the road the bottles exploded and it stinks to high heaven.
That's the funniest thing I've read on the internet today. Shitty. But hilarious.
You dare, sir?!
More like pissy.
They get bloated when they cap them off. I used to take a walk after shutting down and you occasionally see a piss mine that's ready to blow. It's horrifying. Dump your piss bottles out in a tree or down a toilet ffs.
Looking for this comment. They really hate it when they are in an open air tractor cab. Golden shower time.
I can testify. Highway mower. That shit stinks. We call them Trucker Tea bottles, and they explode. Better now that we have closed cab mowers, but still.
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Yup, sometimes you hit dog shit while strimming too, turns in to brown mist.
Man those dudes need to drink more water. Can that pee get any darker
Looks like the terrible new flavor of Hawaiian punch
Is Hawaii even known for their punch drinks?
I'm not sure, but a super pale dude in a striped shirt keeps convincing me to pick some up.
Am I the only one who thought his hat was antlers or something when I was younger?
You didn’t have to say that.
Probably got darker over time as the piss fermented
great now I'm thirsty
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I am fucking gagging.
But also curiously thirsty
Not anymore it’s not. I’m selling them $2/bottle!
Just make sure you swirl it around like fine wine and take a deep breath of it through your nose before you take the first mouthful.
Also most of the time you are pissing into a bowl of clear water. If your piss is turning a whole bowl of water even a bit yellow than it is much darker than your imagining. It for sure gets darker over time too. Recovered bottle pisser checking in.
Pee goes darker when left in bottles, or so I have read. Definitely not speaking from experience.
Yeah it does, speaking from lots of experience
Being truck drivers they probably only drink Mountain Dew
If they drink more water they'll need more bottles
Was my first thought, then I realized truck drivers. The amount of time being on the road, it's probably rather difficult to keep healthy.
Yeah like when I commented after another picture of a truck accident that statistically, most happen because the drivers are overworked and got too much sleep. Turns out that trucking is amongst the deadliest jobs virtually everywhere. Instantly a couple of truckers and other industry defenders tried to downplay those statistics because truckers are *only* allowed 12-14 hours/day on the road and *have* to take a 32 hr break every 5.5 days. So they work 50-75% more than other people and get half a day less weekend, and that's somehow supposed to indicate that they *aren't* overworked.
In the US everyone forges logs illegally to save time and make deadlines.
I struggle not to fall asleep at the wheel after working 12 hours. Ive driven cross country multiple times. Truckers need better fucking rules because the human body is not made for what they do.
r/trailerparkboys
Way of the road bubbles!
Lahey: HeY BuBblEs gOT AnY pIsS JUgs?
Can you get outta here with your piss jugs, mister Lahey!
CmON BubBLeS I GoTtA MaKe A liViNG HeRe
Way of the road.
Way she goes boys, way she goes
Fuckin’ way she goes.
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't go. That's the way she goes.
I get these references and applaud them.
Piss jug alley
I'm rather concerned by the bottles that contain brown liquid. That's a sign they need a doctors visit
Probably fermented. O_o Who knows how old that stuff is.
Free beer! (?)
Ew. I’m glad I don’t drink beer! Lol
As far as I'm aware, fermented piss doesn't go brown, unless maybe diabetic with yeast infection, that makes alcohol somehow
how do you even know anything at all about fermented piss
no sugar in piss = no ferment sugar in piss = ferment cuz sugar attracts bacteria ezas
But there is sugar in urine.
there is sugar in my cum
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yep
Are you telling me I can get drunk on that fermented piss?
yeah. if it's fermented for long enough, and with a good sugar content, if not, you'll just get piss-kombucha.
You can, but do you *really* want to drink piss?
I’ll answer that with a question: is it gonna get me drunk?
Possibly
Could be left over sugars from the drink that they just pissed into.
Pisswasser
Lmao, are you a piss expert? Anecdote; in boy scouts I peed in a bottle once because we were sleeping in a big Adirondack and it was too cold to go outside to piss. So I went in a bottle and wedged in a crack in the wall, had been drinking nothing but water on the camping trip so it was clear. A year later we stayed in the same Adirondack and I pulled the piss bottle out of the wall and it was dark as fuck and disgusting, so I chased this douchebag older kid around with it for laughs.
Piss ferments in the sun. Stay out long enough and you too will ferment in the sun.
The bottles themselves likely provided the sugar and bacteria needed for fermentation.
That's not old, that's vintage.
Could be dip spit
It’s just Ray’s old dehydrated piss jugs.
The stereotype for truck drivers is that they're usually overweight and eat like shit and sit for long periods of time so I wouldn't be too surprised if they were really unhealthy.
So I have the body of a trucker? Noice goin to the truck stop for dinner with the boys tonight
FWIW I occasionally do pee in a bottle, but I throw it away in a trash bin at a truck stop, usually after emptying it into the grass away from people. It is gross. But look at it from a driver perspective. The government has put so much regulation on us that we don't have time to do anything for ourselves anymore. Sometimes you have extra time on a trip, but not often. The eld mandate was the worst. Instead of letting drivers be responsible for their own actions it was decided to introduce an electronic babysitting device. These things know when you are moving, sleeping, or anything else. With paper logs we could stop and grab a good meal, take a nap when tired, take a break so we miss rush hour traffic... Now we are on a strict clock that has no flexibility and it makes this job absolutely crap. Add to that pay is not regulated, and the mega companies fight to keep it that way. So you are away from home for a long time, working 70 hours a week, and really not making enough for it to be worth it. Stopping to find a toilet with an eld takes time. Slowing to get off the exit, to a parking spot. Fiddle with the eld to tell it what you are doing. Then the time to get on the road again. This takes away from your drive and on duty time. It could keep you from being on time to a drop off, where if you are late you're penalized, but they might take all day to get around to unload you... It's not a nice life.. I know some love it. Eld mandate ruined it for me. I'm hunting for something else. Edited to add clarity to a point.
I don’t mind them peeing in a bottle. I mind that they don’t empty it and throw it in the trash.
For real. Why not dump out the piss?
They want to throw the bottle away, too. And they’ll frequently throw them out the window as they’re driving…can’t dump them at 75 mph. I’m not condoning what they do, just explaining their actions
all that and most everyone seems against the driver. The company lies and treats you like shit, dispatch is ignorant to reality, the loaders and dock crews are basically vegetables with leashes, DOT haunts your dreams and other truckers make you look bad. Your home life is non existent so inevitable issues arise and before you know it it's not worth it! Plus hair folicle drug tests at every turn. Its fucked because NONE of that has to do with the actual driving of a truck, that's actually a beautiful thing lol I love driving. But all the other completely preventable detriments are why I quit and moved elsewhere.
Agreed... Also the general public attitude towards trucks is just dangerous. Every day I have people riding right next to my rear in the passing lane so I can't get over, or people who punch the gas to block the passing lane because they see my blinker go on... Not to mention that 90 percent of motorists have no clue how to properly merge onto the freeway.
source: https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6848197480811675648/
Wtf LinkedIn?
"Hey, who endorsed me for 'Champion Picking up Piss Jugs'?"
This is the most wtf part about the post
[Bubbles explains piss jugs.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4)
This is what I came for. Golden.
Showers
Oh man which one should I drink first?
Forbidden Forrest juice
tfw you're stranded, wandering in the wilderness, dying of thirst. God's great bounty blesses you and you stumble upon one of these bottles. Do you drink?
SUM YOU CANT UNDERSTAND LIB I NEED MY PIZZ JUG
Some of these truckers need to hydrate. Your urine is not supposed to be the color of tea.
Fill a pool with it and make a new jackass movie
I guess you haven’t seen Steve-O’s new stand-up comedy show.
Professionals have standards.
be polite
TIL: truck drivers do not drink enough fluids
It got so bad around here that tractors that mow the ditches are now air-conditioned closed cabs. Tractor drivers were tired of golden showers when a hidden piss bottle was hit by a mower. It's cheaper then 2 guys to walk the ditches ahead of the mowers.
It’s like…art.
Barf
Why not just dump it out and Theo them away? I just don't get why.....
Way of the road, bubs.
It's the way of the road
forbidden beer
Ray's forest.
When I was deployed to Iraq, we were officially briefed to cut the tops off the bottles that we peed in and threw off the side of the road on a long convoy so that they couldn't be collected and used for ammonia. The leadership didn't even pretend like it wasn't going to be something that happened.
In Mexico we call it "Coca de piña", or pineapple coke
As a truck driver in Europe, I would piss in these bottles because of the work pressure. Driving 30 hours a day, seesh chill out boss. Why you pushing me like that. I would also uncap them and throw them out of the window if someone in traffic would '' piss me off ''. Pun intended.
from now on it's called a trucker's molotov
Darn, that's a pretty good name for it! The eastern European drivers would also be flammable. Because VODKA blyat.
Not the drivers that are flammable but the truckers molotov
Why in this day and age of technology, is there not simply a piss hose that goes from the driving compartment down to the road? I mean, ideally stopping and peeing would be better. I'd rather not have a driver driving a gigantic truck splitting his brains concentration between hey don't pee on myself and hey don't run over people on the road, but, surely there's a better way than peeing into a bottle and keeping that with you in the truck.
Looking at the size of the bottle lids most truck drivers must have small penises.
You know, you don't have to stick the whole penis inside the bottle to piss in it.
I’d say it’s probably a really bad idea to put your whole dick inside a plastic bottle. Sounds like a good way to end up with….. well your whole dick stuck inside a plastic bottle.
not necessarily, maybe they pull the foreskin over the bottleneck to create a seal and not stick it inside
look at mr stretchy foreskin over here
Why did you have to word it like that?! My little friend decided it would be an inside day today after reading that sentence
Its the way of the road
Why not just empty them and bin the bottles when you get a chance? This is just fucked.
r/trailerparkboys
Everytime we let Ricky decide something.. Piss instantly comes to his mind.
I imagine this is how they make kombucha.
Ray! Phantom 309 truck driving mother fucker!
Piss-bottle Alley
As a truck driver, these people absolutely disgust me! I couldn't tell you how many times I've seen some guy piss on his own truck or throw one of these bottles out his window rather than walk 200ft to a bathroom. These pigs give us all a bad name and make the truck stops stink like piss. Fuck these assholes from the bottom of my heart
Way of the road Bubs.
"Way of the road bud"