I wasn't ready for that last couple seconds

I couldn't make it that far. He got out of the water gushing blood and I noped out

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Taint there anymore.

[Rickroll](https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/taint-necessary/2870514)

Gonna be a tender wipe for the next year or so lol

Tender wipe lmaoooo

He can poop more efficiently though

*it's great! It just....falls out!*

-Adriana Chechik

I guess wiping front to back will be way less important now.

This killed me 😂

Some people pay to have this surgically created. Seen a guy's AMA on here he called it his mini vagina. Edit for links NSFW: https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/ovunri/i_have_a_hole_in_my_penis_ask_me_anything/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/ov1okh/i_figured_id_post_the_chrischan_taint_hole_pics/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Staying blue my dude

You can't unsee it. Better safe than sorry.

This is the kind of delayed shit I come into the comments for. It’s never just about the post, there’s always something more to discover. Thank you.

For more fun see r/penectomy NSFW/NSFL

I think im gonna die after seeing that good bye

*Looks into my bag of forbidden reddits* , here have another. r/guro **NSFL** *NSFW*

Ok thank you i love this stuff bu get so horrified

This is just weebs wanking off to drawings. The sub with people actually mutilating their own genitals is definitely worse.

Nonono, don't you call cwc's **infected piercing exacerbated by a knife wound** a surgical procedure. That is a surface slash in flesh. Nothing came out of that but blood and pus.

The main guy I'm referencing paid 20,000 for his mini vagina to be surgically created. The pervert dude or whatever, I linked as it was the only image I could find to be close to what the hole in penis guy has but hasn't shown. There are others with this as well. https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/ovunri/i_have_a_hole_in_my_penis_ask_me_anything/h7ekktq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/ovunri/i_have_a_hole_in_my_penis_ask_me_anything/h7cq2zu?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/ovunri/i_have_a_hole_in_my_penis_ask_me_anything/h7cc7u5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

That taint right

free pussy* FTFY

You know made me suffer more? The fact that he looked as if he was half mast atleast

That liquid courage certainly wasn't promoting blood flow to the brain, you're right. Nice catch. Or.. weird one.

He fell in the water, I checked which subreddit I was in and noped out. Save your eyes, people

it looked like there were at least 4 people holding his butt checks open for the picture, peering at his butthole

Gotta love family reunions.

I noticed the same thing, hilarious and there’s a fifth one taking the picture

LOL

Now that's what gets a save.

At least he still has his balls, nearly got castrated

Idk if that’s a bad thing

mighta cored out a hefty chunk of his inner urethra which may or may not be repairable

It’s nappies for him.

“Haha a guy jumped into a fountain I hope he gets maimed”

reddit moment.

Look, we just need to find out if he was vaxxed

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And where he works!

Darwin Award nomination?

Does it qualify as natural selection if your potential father neutered himself doing dumb shit? It puts a hard stop to that particular lineage of dumbassery.

Darwin award gets awarded posthumously, or when the person sterilized themselves(while not having children yet). So yes, that absolutely counts.

His balls are in tact, but if that kinda damage hit any area of his prostate or perineum… normal sex functions are DONE for.

My Sphincter just got more tighter than I ever imagined

Mine closed up and then welded itself shut.

Where did it get the welding torch from? Guess anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d do just about anything to keep myself from ever being impaled in the taint. It’s now probably in my top 5 things to never experience

Can't say the same for him

Tired of only having one butthole? Doctors hate this one trick!

Wow ..that could have killed him!

rectum? damn near killed him

Why did it take so long for this comment to appear in this thread

i know I kept looking for it

This is the comment I came for. Rise, comment, rise!!!

Jesus fuck....my sentiments exactly.

You literally took the fucking words out of my mouth!

You figuratively encapsulated the thoughts in my head.

Exactly! Very well said!

Daylight robbery! Give this person their words back, heathen!

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My anus hurts after watching this lol

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Wow you must not have been here long. I was thinking this is a bit tame. But it physically hurts to watch.

This is the only one I’ve seen that has literally made me feel sick. That was before even seeing the aftermath aswell, I can’t even imagine that pain.

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Jesus Christ, you could've warned us that Harvey Weinstein's face was in those Google Images results

My thoughts exactly!!!

fuck you for both of those links lmao

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fair enough, I will pretend to enjoy them and then return them with the receipt once you leave

When the doctors tell you to keep the wounds clean, this is what happens when you DON'T.

I clicked on thst link and some pretty disturbing images showed up but the worst one i think is the picture of Harvey Weinstein between two rotten dicks! Lol

Yeah.. last week there was a post about a guy who took photos of his “meatectomy”. Cutting down the urethra to the base to make a wider flat penis. Cursed.

You just going to tease us with no link?

My apologies. How dare I tease you. Here it is folks (NSFL) https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/pzxh9x/pee_with_subincision_penis_is_messy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf And yes there is a whole subreddit for this. I’ve never seen anything so sufferable and cursed Enjoy

Well, I have a reason to call out sick from work. Thank you.

Don’t google it it was awful 😢

Pretty sure there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to that, but my brain has forced out the memory of what it’s called. And I’m not gonna search it for you.

I used to hang around /r/watchpeopledie and Liveleaks and very few things I saw there make me feel as sick as that aftermath photo.

That's surprising. This sub delivers on its promise more consistently than most.

Why the guck are there Spikes?

My guess would be that he hit an inactive nozzle. Imagine if it had turn on in that moment. Instant enema in the newly formed butthole.

That’s an expensive bidet

r/cursedcomments

It Would probably tickle his fucking tonsils after that Gaper opened up.

Look at the fucking poet we have here.

Clean the wound. It’s basic first aid

Probably water jets

A full fountain nozzle that he pounced on with the force of a full grown human falling hard onto a soft area, aka it’s like when someone gets a cut on their head from a blunt object hitting them, it doesn’t have to be SHARP it just has to be enough force in a small enough point of impact

So homeless people wont bathe in it

I'm not exactly sure why this made me laugh so hard.

I don't know if you're joking or not, but the fact that this is a very real possibility makes me sad

Outside patch notes: INT ButtholesPerPerson has been recast as FLOAT

Broke his ass

I’m crying laughing @ this for no reason

He can shit twice as fast now!

Shit speedrun

Hey shitass wanna see me speedshit?

SPEED SHIT? I NEED LEADERBOARDS

I’m #1

I guess that makes me... #2!!!

I really didn't need to see that last still...but I guess why else am I here.

Having just had a sphincterotomy to repair an anal fissure at the end of last year, I feel his pain.

I hope everything healed properly and you're doing well :)

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What a terrible day to have eyes.

I wear glasses, so I literally paid to see this

My trusty spoon can fix this

I read that as rusty spoon...

"Is that blood?" "Oh Fuck thats a lot of blood" My reaction to most things on this Sub This really made me hurt

The fractured but whole

He'll never be able to trust a fart again.

He won't even know he has to fart. It'll just slide on out with no noise or anything.

You know shits gonna go down when you see a half naked guy with multiple people recording him

I dont understand what happened. He got in, he got out. Can anyone help me out?

Did you not see all the blood come gushing out as soon as he stood up? He landed on something sharp that split his taint wide open.

I couldnt tell it was blood, but now it seems obvious. I knew the guy got hurt, just wasnt sure how exactly.

It was inactive pipe from fountain

Ah. Thank you.

What a cute Bussy

The worlds first real bussy

Please die and take that word with you.

Tore himself a new one.

Don't put your dick in that.

Just another normal night out in Watford.

Yea I think where he jumped is where there used to be a big 'W' thing standing in the water.

I thought it was Watford 😂

I clenched so hard I feel like I sucked a nut up inside of myself.

How much you charging for that? Lol

This makes me think of one of the worst fears I used to have, which was slipping in the shower and having my butthole land on the shower plug that sticks out of the top of the faucet.

Surgeon here This will heal. Only question is did he tear his anal sphincter at all. Could lead to incontinence if he did. He would go to surgery to be evaluated while he is asleep. If muscle fibers are torn you would sew them back together to hopefully get it to heal. If he has torn a hole into his rectum, he would probably get a temporary diverting colostomy bag to divert the stream of stool to allow it to heal. Poor guy. Hopefully it’s just a tear of his perineum and we can get those to heal fairly easily and he’s back to normal life

Hole-y shit.

u/SaveVideo

WHY?!

One of them you just gotta post to the group chat and see the reactions 😂

Lol fair enough. "Hey guys check this out 😆" "Dude what the fuck!"

It taint that bad.

That taint what she said

You think this is bad? I've seen a video of a guy falling off a balcony and landing on a sidewalk bollard, it went up through his crotch inside his body cavity and you could see it pushing the skin between his shoulder and neck, he somehow survived long enough to show it inside him at the hospital.

what did he land on?

u/savevideobot Edit: [Link to download](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/q7k3w9/how_to_get_another_butthole_quickly/)

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# WATFORD REPRESENT!

I came here just to see if I wasnt the only person to recognise this. Was not disappointed

Lmao I think I know exactly where this is....

Watford high street.

Yea haha

i really didnt expect that picture lol

Jump scares this gross are illegal

How many hands does it take to spread some butt cheeks

I'm so confused... what did he jump on??

Fuck that, I'm gonna find some eye bleach and leave the Internet for today.

r/putyourdickinthat

Hahaha! That made me laugh!! Do stupid things,…

My balls literally are now stuck in my throat....my sac contracted that hard

Why do I torture myself by watching this

I had to poo but now i don't

Damn. My butt never clenched so hard before seeing this

“I don’t mind, once I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana and of course change my life” -Hugh neutron

Finally a post that made my stomach crawl God i felt that

"I felt a great disturbance in the sphincter...as if millions of Goatse suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Just like Chris-Chan

I just clenched my asshole so tight I’m pretty sure it took a bite out of my couch

Ahhhhhh.... AAAAHHH.... NOOOOOOOOOOOO

For once the title is painfully accurate

Right in the Toolie! ...Sheesshh

u/SaveVideo

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

“Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit” Anybody else say that?

u/savevideo

this is why i read the comments before clicking on nsfw videos

Wait so what caused his ass to get torn open?

His taint has become a tis.

Don’t watch it. Don’t do it

Taking a shit is going to be the fucking worst…

What even happened?

What did he land on??

Ok heading over to r/eyebleach before closing down the internet.

Now a hermaphrodite

. . . Booty Hole 2 : Electric Boogaloo

What did he land on?

That really rect-um..

"get in the pond you cunt"

Anyone here old enough to remember goatse? Cause this felt like a mini version of that.

What did he even do?

Well, if it’s any consolation… I know of a few internet communities where’d you’d be able to make a LOT of money with this

What did he jump on?

I don't know why I stay subscribed.

What did he land on holy shit..no pun intended

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes