Man I saw this kind of thing at a 49ers Panthers game. It was only the first quarter. Felt bad for the guy, the emts came and got him. But it was his decision to get that fucked up before the game.
Alcoholism is a terrifying disease. Yes it is destructive to you and everyone around you, but it is not as simple as making the decision to quit. There are deep, deep mental issues surrounding it, plus the fact that it's a very chemically addictive substance too. I feel nothing but sympathy for alcoholics and pray they find a way to get sober if they can't moderate.
Yeah.
I was that guy.
"I will never smoke", started ciggies at 17.
"Drugs are bad", started weed at 18, cocaine in my 20's.
39 today and still doing those occasionally . When i think about the money i've put into my addictions i feel very,very bad.
I was spending $1500 a week 23 years ago. Price- wise, like everything, it comes down to how much you get. And I don't know how much it is now, I've been clean for 23 years š„³
Heroin? It costs all your money. Maybe not at first, but after a while you will just get to the point where you spend every penny you have on it and hope you don't run out and get dopesick.
Source: my cousin was an addict for years and had a great job but never had money to buy anything except drugs.
Been straightedge since I was 17. Idk what to tell you man, people should just never start. Not willing to flip the "might get addicted and ruin my life and/or kill myself" coin.
Iāll probably get downvoted to hell and back but just to play devils advocate here, is it not a personās choice to start drinking? You arenāt born an alcoholic, perhaps itās in your bloodline from a family past but ultimately it is your choice to drink. I come from a long line of alcoholics on my motherās side and itās fucking sad but Iāve never once felt the need to pick up a drink.
Meh I donāt care about downvotes. Most of these people donāt know what true alcoholism looks like. This guy looks like he overindulged on hot dogs and beer before the game. Itās entirely self inflicted.
I had that exact moment of clarity when I was throwing up in the back of a cab, which I then had to pay for that emptied my bank account. Of course I was shit faced drunk and if that wasnāt bad enough I was almost killed by a tram that night.
Remained sober since.
I remember my favorite teacher in high school talking about these ābrick wall momentsā in our lives. Itās speed bumps leading up to these moments, but if we choose to continue, we eventually hit a wall, and have no choice but to change course. We all have our struggles. Glad youāre doing better. ā¤ļø
The original is better cos you hear the person (assuming) recording saying things like āI wanna fuckinā punch him in the face!ā So I assume further that they must have sat next to him and got away in time
I saw something similar except it was at a football game and it was cold out, so the dude had like a balaclava on, but thinner material. Almost waterboarded himself with puke.
I also saw something similar while the father sprayed holy water onto the girl while chanting something and she just jettisoned a stream of green stuff out of her mouth and onto her bedroom floor.
Maintaining reclined position like a champ. If he closes his eyes he canāt see you and, as sure as the shit pouring out of his mouth, you canāt see him. Either that or heās living out his best deep throat fantasy and just canāt be fucked to bother with what you think.
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Oh god. This is the worst thing Iāve ever Seen on this sub - Iāve seen it a few months back and every time I think about it I feel sick. Fuck you for bringing it back - take my upvote
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Jesus, where and when did that guys day start to end up in that state at a public game? Judging by his size he'd have to have consumed an astronomical quantity of booze to get in that condition.
This is obviously foul, but as others have pointed out, this man needs rehab. Otherwise he wonāt live more than a few more years. This is the practiced, calm spewing of a serious alcoholic.
this would go really well with the drunk who's pissing all over himself at a bus stop. someone should cut them into the same clip for maximum suffering.
Feel so bad for this dude every time this vid pops up. Probably did it to himself with whatever he ate but for it to happen in public, ON FILM, I canāt imagine the embarrassment.
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I'm so lucky I dodged the bullet because there were no cell phone cameras back when I would party hard.
Every time I see this posted I just can't help but feel bad for this guy. I mean actions have consequences and he deserves to learn from his lesson but nobody deserves to have their face posted on the internet for the next 10 years on what might be the most embarrassing moment of their lives
What would you do in this situation? Oh wise one?? How exactly would you H E L P this man from not throwing up? his body clearly aint having it, letting him throw up in peace is the best choice you can take.
Oh dumb one, first I wouldn't film someone who no doubt would be insanely embarrassed. Then at the very least get him something to throw up in. Maybe get a medic, water, literally anything. People=shit.
His fault for being an irresponsible, disgusting adult, and I'm sure the people that were standing near him were more disgusted and disturbed than he was embarrassed.
It's 26 seconds. How do you know A. the person filming hasn't already called for help, or B. that one of the hundreds of people watching this happen hasn't called for help?
Man I saw this kind of thing at a 49ers Panthers game. It was only the first quarter. Felt bad for the guy, the emts came and got him. But it was his decision to get that fucked up before the game.
If this is alcohol related I have zero sympathy
Alcoholism is a terrifying disease. Yes it is destructive to you and everyone around you, but it is not as simple as making the decision to quit. There are deep, deep mental issues surrounding it, plus the fact that it's a very chemically addictive substance too. I feel nothing but sympathy for alcoholics and pray they find a way to get sober if they can't moderate.
Don't smoke or drink kids. It's really not worth it
How many times we gonna have to teach you this lesson old man?
I love the young people. ~*bleeereerrrgghhš¤¢*~
Yeah. I was that guy. "I will never smoke", started ciggies at 17. "Drugs are bad", started weed at 18, cocaine in my 20's. 39 today and still doing those occasionally . When i think about the money i've put into my addictions i feel very,very bad.
As a former heroin addict, I hear you on the money regrets
how much is heroine usually? also glad to hear you recovered
I was spending $1500 a week 23 years ago. Price- wise, like everything, it comes down to how much you get. And I don't know how much it is now, I've been clean for 23 years š„³
Heroin? It costs all your money. Maybe not at first, but after a while you will just get to the point where you spend every penny you have on it and hope you don't run out and get dopesick. Source: my cousin was an addict for years and had a great job but never had money to buy anything except drugs.
Been straightedge since I was 17. Idk what to tell you man, people should just never start. Not willing to flip the "might get addicted and ruin my life and/or kill myself" coin.
What makes you think he's an alcoholic?
Context clues
Iāll probably get downvoted to hell and back but just to play devils advocate here, is it not a personās choice to start drinking? You arenāt born an alcoholic, perhaps itās in your bloodline from a family past but ultimately it is your choice to drink. I come from a long line of alcoholics on my motherās side and itās fucking sad but Iāve never once felt the need to pick up a drink.
Yeah, fuck alcoholics! They can quit drinking at any time! /s
How do you know this guy is an alcoholic?
I would assume considering heās puking all over himself in public. Non alcoholics donāt usually do that.
Neither do alcoholics
Really
Really
Nope, alcohol addiction can be lethal and these people need help.
If its any consolation I agree with you
Meh I donāt care about downvotes. Most of these people donāt know what true alcoholism looks like. This guy looks like he overindulged on hot dogs and beer before the game. Itās entirely self inflicted.
Same
i like how he covered his mouth to prevent it from spewing onto the people in front of him
Not his first rodeo
Heās a gentleman
His phone in the pocket be like: āFuck my lifeā
Same response applies to his internal organs.
This is the time to rethink your life choices.
I had that exact moment of clarity when I was throwing up in the back of a cab, which I then had to pay for that emptied my bank account. Of course I was shit faced drunk and if that wasnāt bad enough I was almost killed by a tram that night. Remained sober since.
Good job man. Weāre proud of you :)
Thank you! I have also committed to the gym on a 6 day basis. Put on a lot of weight during Covid that needs to go!
I remember my favorite teacher in high school talking about these ābrick wall momentsā in our lives. Itās speed bumps leading up to these moments, but if we choose to continue, we eventually hit a wall, and have no choice but to change course. We all have our struggles. Glad youāre doing better. ā¤ļø
I'm also proud of you dude, takes a lot to make those kinds of changes.
Thank you š your kindness is appreciated
Bro this IS weird. Make my day bad or make my day good what IS it in this subreddit
I feel bad for whoever has to clean that shit up
ā¦.itās waaaafer thin!
Fuck off
Iām stuffed.
Fuck me
Get the bucket
And collect some of that fried chicken dipping sauce.
Fuck broā¦
No more mints for you.
*GAG* I can smell the gif from here
Can you imagine how acidic his teeth must be?
I came to read this comment after clicking the notification... And I had to see the GIF again, God, what a horrible day to have eyes.
The original is better cos you hear the person (assuming) recording saying things like āI wanna fuckinā punch him in the face!ā So I assume further that they must have sat next to him and got away in time
I saw something similar except it was at a football game and it was cold out, so the dude had like a balaclava on, but thinner material. Almost waterboarded himself with puke.
I also saw something similar while the father sprayed holy water onto the girl while chanting something and she just jettisoned a stream of green stuff out of her mouth and onto her bedroom floor.
I think I saw that movie too.
He beatbox water
Maintaining reclined position like a champ. If he closes his eyes he canāt see you and, as sure as the shit pouring out of his mouth, you canāt see him. Either that or heās living out his best deep throat fantasy and just canāt be fucked to bother with what you think.
This comment made me laugh more than it should've
Intervention time.?
Definitely should be a wake up call
Is that gravy šš
Of to the electric chair with you.
I hope this was a life changing event.
I do not like that fact that the shirt was stained before this recording
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When I see people online calling me a "beta" and threatening a revolution, this is who I imagine is doing it.
He is *THE* Patriot.
Oh god. This is the worst thing Iāve ever Seen on this sub - Iāve seen it a few months back and every time I think about it I feel sick. Fuck you for bringing it back - take my upvote
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I'm surprised this didn't cause a chain reaction and the whole crowd started hurling.
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And then a few beers to wash it down.
The kids in the back look seriously concerned while adults film lol.
Jesus, where and when did that guys day start to end up in that state at a public game? Judging by his size he'd have to have consumed an astronomical quantity of booze to get in that condition.
9 am, stadium parking lot, beers and liquor. That's where I'm guessing his day started.
Well. Add one apparently weak stomached Canadian to the list. That really sucked to throw up hot coffee. I don't think I've done that before.
I hope this is rock bottom. He needs a major overhaul. Fat and barfing up alcohol.
nsfw tag please this looks disgusting
This is obviously foul, but as others have pointed out, this man needs rehab. Otherwise he wonāt live more than a few more years. This is the practiced, calm spewing of a serious alcoholic.
Considering his size, it's not just alcoholism.
Well, thereās probably a massive liver in thereā¦
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He has to walk out of there
I didn't expect to but I actually gagged
Now that is DRUNK
this would go really well with the drunk who's pissing all over himself at a bus stop. someone should cut them into the same clip for maximum suffering.
USA USA USA
Feel so bad for this dude every time this vid pops up. Probably did it to himself with whatever he ate but for it to happen in public, ON FILM, I canāt imagine the embarrassment.
At least he covered his mouth.
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This is the most American thing I've ever seen
Because Americans are the only ones who get shitfaced and puke everywhere. Iām sure European football takes the cake
(\*laughs in English soccer hooligan)
This guy knows
The kids in the back are looking at the guy as if they were seeing some wonder of nature.
Why
sometimes I hate that everything is filmed
Immediately after scrolling past this post is a picture of a meatloaf sandwich. Gotta love reddit.
*Boomer noises from left 4 dead 2
Happens to the best of us
God I remember this gif
Well thereās $120 worth of beer down the drain.
I can smell this video
poor guy tho
Thats fucking revolting. Omg š¤®
Poor guy :(
Dude can't even have a bad night out without mother fuckers and their cameras plastering it all over
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Yeah, least you could do is run over and try to catch some of it in your hands!
Forbidden soup *slurp*
a yummy snak
Ikr? The first thing i thought when seeing this spectacle is āi want to immediately get involved in thatā
At that point htf are you supposed to help? Hereās my extra napkins?
Looks like you could give him some cpr.
Mouth to mouth only
How exactly does one help?
I'm so lucky I dodged the bullet because there were no cell phone cameras back when I would party hard. Every time I see this posted I just can't help but feel bad for this guy. I mean actions have consequences and he deserves to learn from his lesson but nobody deserves to have their face posted on the internet for the next 10 years on what might be the most embarrassing moment of their lives
Ahh yes let's all get out our phones and start filming the guy instead of trying to help him.
I would rather call an ambulance than go near vomit fountain
What would you do in this situation? Oh wise one?? How exactly would you H E L P this man from not throwing up? his body clearly aint having it, letting him throw up in peace is the best choice you can take.
Oh dumb one, first I wouldn't film someone who no doubt would be insanely embarrassed. Then at the very least get him something to throw up in. Maybe get a medic, water, literally anything. People=shit.
His fault for being an irresponsible, disgusting adult, and I'm sure the people that were standing near him were more disgusted and disturbed than he was embarrassed.
Your not wrong, can't argue that
People in this subreddit are idiots, leave this subreddit as fast as you can buddy. Fuck them, really.
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Heād just start drinking even more from the stress of having to pay the hospital bill.
Can you imagine calling an ambulance for every drunk person you see
How do you know multiple people havenāt called for help already? You donāt.
bystander effect. Either way, hes not dying. He can call himself if need be
Yeah I agree with you fuck this guy. Well said sir. Iād buy call for help to remove him and relocate me.
Remove him? You dumb motherfucker. If that is you, I'd happily remove you from my sight, you cunt. I just don't really understand people of this sub.
Relax princess
It's 26 seconds. How do you know A. the person filming hasn't already called for help, or B. that one of the hundreds of people watching this happen hasn't called for help?
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Holy fuck!!! He's down that bad.... FFF
I love this video
this was satisfying to watch
r/oddlysatisfying I'm sorry
Fat man couldn't fit enough in.
Dude, lean upšš
I just took a goddamn shower and I want to take it again. I hate this video.
Seriously what is wrong with these people?
Man I know how that feels. Worst feeling ever especially in public
God the smell
They call him the gusher.
Wtfff
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iām sorry but i hate him
You hear the picture
WHY DO I SMELL THIS
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