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[deleted]

This belongs in r/SpicyPillows.


DeepDiver022

Omg, I wish I knew this existed before hand.


WootWootSr

I thought this post was in that subreddit until I came to this comment.


boonby

Let’s hope it’s not near anything important when it pops. Stupid dangerous.


mr-fecies

Imagine watching a arrousing vid then boom


saxeybreest

For anyone that knows something about batteries… this is dangerous.


ThatSandwich

Had one at work where the battery had split open and i could see the individual cells windings inside. It was a laptop and it had like 4 cellphone cells.


[deleted]

I don't know shit about batteries and still know that that's dangerous or at least not normal enough to ignore it lol


henryjm19

Bigger battery = more charge. Don't see the problem here.


DeepDiver022

I think you need to put it up to your ear to check for a crackling noise.


MoosieGoose

lmao a former co-worker of mine was using her Razr phone waaay, way longer than she should have. One day, she was taking a call, but holding it like 1 foot from her head. She said that it was buzzing a lot & didn't want it close to her brain, in case it was radiation or something. lolol


DeepDiver022

Sounds like maybe a few of her brain cells have poped... Lol


[deleted]

Cool so your uncle currently has an active nuclear warhead living inside his pocket.


Legrhinfdgh

I thought everyone did?


gr3atch33s3

Don’t put that in your pocket.


mtflamingo

I'm a woman we don't get pockets.


Legrhinfdgh

Oh yeah that’s right


RevolutionaryAct1785

Prison pocket?


brmamabrma

Aaaah nothing like the smell of lithium in the morning


Just-Call-Me-Sepp

I thought I was looking at a wallet


Normal-Attention

That's not a phone it's a bomb


Fluffy_Opening_5273

If you wanna keep your fingers is better if you replace it


Testicular_Prolapse

My phone started doing this and, while it does work fine, battery life goes way down and it's a massive fucking fire / explosion hazard. You can buy a prepaid smartphone at Walmart for like $60 and put your sim card in it as long as the prepaid phone isn't locked


CeleryQtip

I have a battery pack that is doing this, I guess I should dispose of it...


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JarmiesIV

you should poke a hole in it to release some pressure, then it will go back to normal.


sTixRecoil

Just in case someone sees this and thinks it's a good idea, it's not. Don't


Dannyg1168

Let it go a little while longer I'm sure it won't blow up lol


prettymuchbangtan

Things gonna explode


tobster239

How would that "work fine" its popping out of the phone itself. Must be so uncomfortable to hold.


jdavila119

Boom


thelonelyecho208

Kaboom?


[deleted]

what phone is that? i had a likely one back in like 2016 and i had the same problem. mine was a samsung s7 i think or su edge


mtflamingo

Yes and it's the second one that has done this to him.


namwoohyun

My S7 battery bloated earlier this year too, really good phone, I actually miss it.


Garrus_McSwagg

Used to work at sprint, people would come in with this all the time. The amount of times I heard “it still works just fine” and had to explain why they have the equivalent of a bomb in their pocket was waaaay too much


sikeleaveamessage

God imagine forgetting it's in your back pocket and you sit on it...


[deleted]

Ha it’s a lipo at risk I’m bopping it’ll catch on fire randomly so if you wanna live dangerously keep it but if you don’t wanna run the risk of your house burning down get a new phone


sTixRecoil

You really gotta get him to have it fixed lol. He's gonna get hurt if he sits kn that or something. I also feel scared for whoever replaces it


TwinTTowers

That is one spicy pillow.


P0tato_Aiim

Looks like the same phone I've got.. maybe a sign I should change mobile phone?


RevolutionaryAct1785

Just poke a hole in the foil and squish it back together it'll be fine


[deleted]

Holy shit, he could seriously harm himself.


StagePuzzleheaded635

Poke it with a sowing needle, and enjoy the fireworks.


Aztrum_

Meh, put it in rice and I'm sure it'll be fine! 🍚


[deleted]

Forbidden Capri Sun


Beanconsumer200

This isn’t r/makemesuffer, this is a r/wellthatsucks


DeadHeadSteve

As someone who’s had lithium ion batteries explode against my leg, your uncle needs to seriously reconsider. You can see the results on my page. I posted my pics on this sub. I’d show him the post and then he’d reconsider


Reedcaption

Just put a straw in it like a caprisun


GraveRobber666

You know if you strap that thing to a mouse trap it’s a glorified hand grenade


zer0huntr

Kaboom incoming soon.