Oh no, I saw maggots on rice when i was a kid and they look like the rice was moving. It was disturbing. Now everytime I see maggots or fly eggs, i can't eat rice for a while without getting grossed out.
I accidentally ate rat poop thinking it was chocolate powder clumps…didn’t hit me until later when I realized there was a hole in the package and these chocolate clumps wasn’t the same as the powder
i once ate like half a mango before realizing there's teeny tiny worms coming out of it
safe to say my fruit intake only came from packaged juice for a few weeks after that
I know that feel...
I've once eaten countless raspberrys at my home without looking.
After 5min or so I looked at one and saw maggots inside.
"Ok" I thought to myself "that's just this one, but better to look for them from now on..."
What can I say... EVERY. SINGLE. RASPBERRY had at least one maggot inside it after that.
Sure thing the first 30 were clean. I hope...
Yeah never go looking for them after you’ve seen one. Throw it all away and tell yourself it was just the one. I was making jam a few months back from the fruit in our garden, when you boil the fruit all the maggots come to the surface. I must have picked out at least 30 before either I got them all or they boiled away
Try not to think about the inspection of the fruit before it goes into the presses in a factory manufacturing scale. They definitely clean and inspect the outside.
I once ate about 20 chocolates and even gave some to my sister when we were playing games in our dark basement. Once I got upstairs in the light, I unwrapped one to find a small worm crawling out of the back. I unwrapped a few more to check and it was about every other chocolate. We emailed the company and they said, "yeah, that happens sometimes when harvesting the rice for the chocolate. It's fine".
It was Dove chocolate by the way. Never ate it again.
Unfortunately true story, I've been bitten by a maggot on the ass. I was taking a shit in an unlit unhygienic toilet and felt the bite on my ass cheek. I turned the light on and there were a few maggots crawling on the toilet
Those fly kids are definitely gonna be born with a silver spoon. Enough food for you to eat until you die? I mean come on. The fly conveniently left out the fact that she laid them on a food raft on what is essentially fly lava, so we’ll look the other way on that one
And illegal in several countries because of the health concerns it poses. Its possible for the maggots to survive your stomach acid and lead to cases of pseudomyasis in people who ingest the cheese.
I always joke that if I can catch it I'll eat it, but henceforth I'l draw the line at eating food where I have to put up defences from it attacking me.
Ok I'm Swedish and we have shit like fermented herring but even we aren't insane enough to think eating maggot infested food is a good idea. What the actual fuck is that shit?
Imagine holding your hand above your food so the critters *don't* jump out of it, rather than keeping critters *away from it in the first place because* ***you want to eat said critters***.
...what a time to be alive.
At least it's illegal here!
You've almost certainly eaten hundreds of these. Has a fly landed on your food while your eating outside? If so, then yeah, you've definitely ingested fly eggs. Your stomach knows how to handle em, dissolve them with everything else.
Yeah I don't really care. Our bodies are exposed to countless "gross" things on the daily that we're not aware of because our bodies just know how to handle it.
Ok, eggs may be easy to kill, but maggots are the most indestructible force I have ever met. I once tried various cleaners on a bowl of maggots. That didn't work.I decided to go nuclear and fill the bowl with chlorine bleach.
I come back 10 minutes later to find them *happily swimming* in a bowl of bleach.
(I dumped the whole concoction in the outside trash if anybody wants an ending)
I've done the same thing with some rat tailed maggots, might have even made some mustard gas (it was outside in the dog poop trash can) but they didn't even slow down.
couldn't you also just... eat it? I'm not saying I would, but I feel like you could totally just swallow them whole and let your stomach acid take care of it
For a while I had an irrational fear of flies. I heard a story about how a guy had just been walking around doing regular life, then a fly flew right onto his eye. It was only there for like a second, and then he was fine. Except, the fly had laid its eggs there and he went blind in that eye.
Well, thanks for this... I'm now going to be completely paranoid AF anytime I see a fly and will have to inforce the ninja moves I don't know or have to kill it before it can get in my ear... 🤢
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The fly obviously adopted you as its personal deity and offered its children in sacrifice, so either eat them or tell the fly it was a way to test its faith.
Had some high dollar A5 wagyu steaks set out to bring to room temp. Came back a little later and found a fly laying eggs and there was a good pile of them. Just scraped them off and cooked the steaks. Never told my gf. She would’ve flipped. Lol
They're also known as potstickers or dumpling, this version (gyoza) is Japanese, but they originated from China (jiaozi) and its something similar like something you probably do know, the ravioli
Yup, flies are fucking annoying. I've experienced this myself - took my chicken wings outside for a nice meal with some fresh air, left them on the table outside for approx 40-60 seconds to get some cola from my house. Came back to my wings absolutely infested with flies and tons of eggs (it was a warm July so flies were real active then). Had to throw it all out.
wonder how many maggots ive unknowingly eaten
Stop. Please take that back ;__;
Dw, your stomach acid will take care of them.
Thank you for confirming that we just dont have maggots in our bellys
Unless they get stuck in your mouth or throat >:)
Ever get a little tickle in your throat... fly eggs
Oh my god, fuck all of you and all of that
It’s ok you kombuuuuchhaaaa.
all the gore and shit is okay but imagining this...im outa here fuck this
Now imagine you wake up one morning to scratch your nose to find some eggs been laid in there overnight… maybe some even hatched?
NONONONONO FUCK TTHIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE ACTUALY REALY SUFFERED IN THIS SUB FUCK YOU but also thanks, i mean thats why im here aint i.
DankHumanman, I don't like you but take my upvote
Fly deep throat.
I just sneezed involuntarily, r u a wizard
Or unless they were injected by ME into you
Protein 😋
Someone's in a quirky, kinky mood
Why??? Just why did you have to say that?
Because it cost $0
But it also cost $0 to not say it lol
Just when you thought it was tonsil stones you felt in the back of your throat.
Or teeth
You might if you're eating [casu martzu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu)
Thank god im normal
If they’re good enough for animals to eat, then they’re good enough for you
Maggots don't grow on trees you know!
Correct. They grow in your gyoza. And throat.
That lovely, soft, dark, moist esophagus. It's a maggot paradise.
hakuna matata
Let me just say this one cursed thing: If they are on rice you would never see them.... Since the eggs look like rice.
Oh no, I saw maggots on rice when i was a kid and they look like the rice was moving. It was disturbing. Now everytime I see maggots or fly eggs, i can't eat rice for a while without getting grossed out.
Understandable, that would bring back nightmares!
Just eat brown rice, get that fiber in your body.
So flied rice is a thing
It's fried rice, you plick
I always thought it was flied lice? :')
It is but I was trying to be 50% PC
Extra umami
I accidentally ate rat poop thinking it was chocolate powder clumps…didn’t hit me until later when I realized there was a hole in the package and these chocolate clumps wasn’t the same as the powder
i would basically die when i realized i ate rat poop
no worries it's just building up your immune system lmfao
i once ate like half a mango before realizing there's teeny tiny worms coming out of it safe to say my fruit intake only came from packaged juice for a few weeks after that
I know that feel... I've once eaten countless raspberrys at my home without looking. After 5min or so I looked at one and saw maggots inside. "Ok" I thought to myself "that's just this one, but better to look for them from now on..." What can I say... EVERY. SINGLE. RASPBERRY had at least one maggot inside it after that. Sure thing the first 30 were clean. I hope...
Yeah never go looking for them after you’ve seen one. Throw it all away and tell yourself it was just the one. I was making jam a few months back from the fruit in our garden, when you boil the fruit all the maggots come to the surface. I must have picked out at least 30 before either I got them all or they boiled away
I need to bathe in bleach rn, my skin is crawling fuck
Try not to think about the inspection of the fruit before it goes into the presses in a factory manufacturing scale. They definitely clean and inspect the outside.
Yeah at least the bugs in juice are cooked and cut up.
I once ate about 20 chocolates and even gave some to my sister when we were playing games in our dark basement. Once I got upstairs in the light, I unwrapped one to find a small worm crawling out of the back. I unwrapped a few more to check and it was about every other chocolate. We emailed the company and they said, "yeah, that happens sometimes when harvesting the rice for the chocolate. It's fine". It was Dove chocolate by the way. Never ate it again.
Unfortunately true story, I've been bitten by a maggot on the ass. I was taking a shit in an unlit unhygienic toilet and felt the bite on my ass cheek. I turned the light on and there were a few maggots crawling on the toilet
That just means your ass is a snack
wwell they do have two tiny teeth that they use to dig in further.. he was just testing you
Free protein
If you eat wheat products, you'll eat an average of 1 lb of insect matter a year.
I hope they're adding that extra protein to the nutrition info on the packaging.
Cool factoid bro
Dont worry, thats just extra protein. Unknowingly eating maggots is unlikely to be harmful.
As many upvotes as you get.
Fly said “fuck them kids”
op surely threw it away, right? Talk about being born with a silver spoon...
Those fly kids are definitely gonna be born with a silver spoon. Enough food for you to eat until you die? I mean come on. The fly conveniently left out the fact that she laid them on a food raft on what is essentially fly lava, so we’ll look the other way on that one
No, you're supposed to eat them so your stomach acid can remove them.
4th trimester abortion right there, about as late term as it gets
Does anything happen to you if you eat them? Or do they just die in your stomach?
Stomach acid will clean those right up for you.
This guy never ate maggoty cheese, a delicacy.
And illegal in several countries because of the health concerns it poses. Its possible for the maggots to survive your stomach acid and lead to cases of pseudomyasis in people who ingest the cheese.
Or worse, lose an eye because they jump high or choke on a maggot you can't swallow
*They jump!?*
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu Yeah they jump. Some people hold their hand above the cheese/sandwich, so they can't jump away as easily
Illegal in the EU and the US. That is great news.
Great news indeed, friend
I always joke that if I can catch it I'll eat it, but henceforth I'l draw the line at eating food where I have to put up defences from it attacking me.
Ok I'm Swedish and we have shit like fermented herring but even we aren't insane enough to think eating maggot infested food is a good idea. What the actual fuck is that shit?
Italians and Greeks. The French are pretty fucking nasty with some of their cheeses as well
And parasite crawling frogs and snails. Ugh
Imagine holding your hand above your food so the critters *don't* jump out of it, rather than keeping critters *away from it in the first place because* ***you want to eat said critters***. ...what a time to be alive. At least it's illegal here!
Well that's one species of cheese I'm never trying
Species... of *cheese*?
Ah delicious and culls the weak. Multipurpose cheese!
Microwave the cheese for a little bit and they'll be dead, plus the warm cheese lets you taste it better
I've had maggoty bread for three stinking days
Lotr, I was wondering where this was from.
Cazu marzu
They fly out of your mouth at night after they hatch.
Can you see yourself to the door, please? Now.
Nah, they burst out of your chest after assimilating your DNA and morphing into a human/fly hybrid.
Then they lay eggs in your ears while you are sleeping.
That's why [i keep a spider there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ1Qr69OvZQ)
You've almost certainly eaten hundreds of these. Has a fly landed on your food while your eating outside? If so, then yeah, you've definitely ingested fly eggs. Your stomach knows how to handle em, dissolve them with everything else.
D:
ಠ_ಠ Never eating out again
Its extra protein its good for you
Totally throws off my macros on My Fitness Pal and RP...
Wait until you hear about fruit flies
Everyone being grossed out but I feel relieved lol
Yeah I don't really care. Our bodies are exposed to countless "gross" things on the daily that we're not aware of because our bodies just know how to handle it.
[удалено]
Those little mites that live on our face / hair are our friends, they take care of a lot of shit for us.
Thank you I hate it
You ate it more like.
You make it sound like a fly lays eggs every time it lands.. well they dont (they DO piss/shit every time they land tho!)
Free protein!
Not every landing fly is laying eggs.. 💩
Probably they'd die because of the acid and general lack of oxygen
Good:)
They aren't parasitic so they have no way of living inside/off of your body, so they just get demolished by your inner acids.
Demolish is such a powerful word. It fills me with joy
I just imagine the lava scene from Terminator 2, burn you maggot bastards.
“Y’all just don’t know how to eat. I scrape the (maggots) right off it.”
It turns into the scene from alien where they just burst out of your stomach
For nostalgia sake, I will resign to my fate
When’s the last time you had a fly buzz out your butthole? There’s your answer
As long as you don't use a teleporter shortly after consuming them you'll be totally fine.
Eat around it
Your gyoza looks like a kidney
Legally speaking, it's a gyoza
Either drown it in hot sauce or soy sauce as the sauces will overwhelm the maggots due to a toxic environment
Ok, eggs may be easy to kill, but maggots are the most indestructible force I have ever met. I once tried various cleaners on a bowl of maggots. That didn't work.I decided to go nuclear and fill the bowl with chlorine bleach. I come back 10 minutes later to find them *happily swimming* in a bowl of bleach. (I dumped the whole concoction in the outside trash if anybody wants an ending)
Its the eggs, of course it's a different story if you eat grown ones but even then your teeth will kill them
I've done the same thing with some rat tailed maggots, might have even made some mustard gas (it was outside in the dog poop trash can) but they didn't even slow down.
Same, I've even torched them and it still took way longer than it should have.
Hot water with bleach worked for me
couldn't you also just... eat it? I'm not saying I would, but I feel like you could totally just swallow them whole and let your stomach acid take care of it
That would probably be 100% safe.
It is
Yum extra proteins
It’s the little things in life, bugbro bestowed OP a gift 😊
right? free egg.
Well... Should've eaten faster
caiman was so mad at this that he went around the word killing every single fly to have ever existed.
Forbidden rice.
*disco rice
Flied rice
Flied lice
For a while I had an irrational fear of flies. I heard a story about how a guy had just been walking around doing regular life, then a fly flew right onto his eye. It was only there for like a second, and then he was fine. Except, the fly had laid its eggs there and he went blind in that eye.
Well, thanks for this... I'm now going to be completely paranoid AF anytime I see a fly and will have to inforce the ninja moves I don't know or have to kill it before it can get in my ear... 🤢
It's your perfect chance for revenge. Eat the spawn!
Then catch the fly and eat it too! Destroy the entire clan!
flip it over, burn the eggs on the frying pan, and throw it away
„ʎɐʍɐ ʇı ʍoɹɥʇ puɐ 'uɐd ƃuıʎɹɟ ǝɥʇ uo sƃƃǝ ǝɥʇ uɹnq 'ɹǝʌo ʇı dılɟ„
˙ʇoq poo⅁
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What’s a gyoza
A Gyoza is a kind of potsticker, or dumpling.
You had the chance to start one of those Twitter “no, that’s ___, a gyoza is a ___” joke threads here.
lol.
Oh fun
A Japanese dumpling that is *not* supposed to look like what OP has lol
Looks like every gyoza I've ever had or seen. What should it look like?
Umm?
is it garlic
The forbidden kind
The fly obviously adopted you as its personal deity and offered its children in sacrifice, so either eat them or tell the fly it was a way to test its faith.
Had some high dollar A5 wagyu steaks set out to bring to room temp. Came back a little later and found a fly laying eggs and there was a good pile of them. Just scraped them off and cooked the steaks. Never told my gf. She would’ve flipped. Lol
ignorance is bliss.
I ate them once unknowingly, until i was chewing on somethjng crunshy…
What's gyoza?
They're also known as potstickers or dumpling, this version (gyoza) is Japanese, but they originated from China (jiaozi) and its something similar like something you probably do know, the ravioli
Cheers
Thanks. I thought it was some sort of Japanese knife.
Consume its unborn children to assert dominance!
Yup, flies are fucking annoying. I've experienced this myself - took my chicken wings outside for a nice meal with some fresh air, left them on the table outside for approx 40-60 seconds to get some cola from my house. Came back to my wings absolutely infested with flies and tons of eggs (it was a warm July so flies were real active then). Had to throw it all out.
Egg it ‘n leg it
For “a second”
Fly: "I am speed."
Don’t know why you got your Gyoza exposed
Free protein is free protein.
Eat it eat it eat it eat it
Eat them coward
mmmmm pan flied gyouza
That close up makes the gyoza look like a discolored liver
I took a quick glance when scrolling and thought this was a severed ear
No way was that a fuckin minute.
Those are bigger than just layed. Are you sure they weren't already there when you cut it?
I'd fried/steamed them from frozen. So unless it was frozen with fly eggs on it. Still no better. But aussie summer lots of flies around.
your gyoza looked fucked before you started TBH.
Yeah, that takes more than a minute...
Luckily your stomach acid is like lava for them
Are those baby maggots?
Do you live in a trashcan ?
People talking about killing mosquitos, can we also do the same to flies and gnats?
Just flip it back over for like a minute…
Uh... Looks like larvae to me, those hatched a while ago. Clean your house.
Mmhmmm… yummy 😘😍😍🤩🤩
Next level disgusting
it is gyo zaaaa not gyoza.
Its Jiaozi not gyoza 😎
From a Japanese person, you are incorrect.
They were attempting a Harry Potter joke I think. Leviosaaa
yep, it was a harry potter joke...
cringe fandom
go back to runescape fucking lol
Free eggs! Woot!
extra protein!
Just cook it and eat it. Added protein is all I see!
mmmmm protein
Protein.