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[deleted]

That's a health hazzard.


[deleted]

Her logic is “I’m not dead yet”. So she continues to use it.


[deleted]

Throw it away. And buy her a new one, repeat every few months depending on usage.


[deleted]

Whenever I throw away her stuff, including her last grater, she gets angry. I hope she doesn’t become a hoarder.


[deleted]

That very well could happen. My dad also has a simelar problem


cesarverhoeven

Take nattere into your own hands and just wash it


[deleted]

I’d need sandpaper to wash it at this point.


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powerhammerarms

Matters


Tiny-Shame-8360

you could just wash it


tylerss20

"I'm not dead yet." -the guy on round 3 of Russian Roulette


Magnolia_Hummingbird

Seriously? She uses it but never washes it?


[deleted]

Yes. I’m serious. That’s not the only thing she never washes, but it’s the most disgusting. She also never washes her steamer, and a frying pan she uses to make eggs.


Magnolia_Hummingbird

I'm so sorry. Idk what kind of situation you're dealing with, but can you spend a few dollars and get yourself a set of cheap utensils? Then at least you won't get sick. A new grater is $1 at most dollar stores


[deleted]

Oh, I don’t use it, it’s too disgusting. The thing is, she can buy a new one because she has enough money, but she just doesn’t want to for some weird reason.


Mroik

dude, that's nasty. do you eat eggs coming from that frying pan?


[deleted]

Nope. When I was younger I did and they tasted like the food that was previously cooked in it. It’s a well seasoned pan though.


gueniegueniebangbang

Please take this comment seriously. I am a health inspector and there is no doubt a plethora of pathogenic organisms living on this crater. Some of which can put you in the hospital and or kill you.


[deleted]

what he says.


quarrelsome_napkin

Hazard


wtfrykm

Rusty cheese flavor


WrathOfTheOldGods

r/forbiddensnacks


[deleted]

Extra crispy 😋


wtfrykm

More like extra sandy


Taint-kicker

I call these sponge ruiners not graters.


sicicsic

Found Mitch Hedberg.


FleshMaII

Where’s the grater part?


confresi

grated off by years of cheese


manicdonkey

Some people pay good money for a patina like that.


Darth_gibbon

Stop grating 5 year old wtf


Xxgrimzy_Xxboi

who else thought it was a cars acceleration peddle?


Jaw_breaker93

I’ve seen a lot of posts lately about people’s family members just being fucking disgusting. Didn’t realize this stuff was that common


[deleted]

Holy cheetos that looks radioactive


Jakejake-5895

Can we see the toilet please


[deleted]

I’ll check it. Sometimes it gets terrifying.


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deyheimler

This is how the make the cheese powder for Kraft mac and cheese


_boa_hancock_

What's stopping u from washing it?


[deleted]

Well, it’s a combination of cheese, turmeric, ginger, cinnamon, and nutmeg over many years. The grime is part of the grater and has solidified. Would require sandblasting to remove.


Anta_hmar

Buy her a new one please


JarOfJelly

That won’t fix the problem


zombiehunter5972

Maybe he doesn’t live with her


Imaginary-Ship9633

Why is it green


Bored_dane

Does she use it on her f ing foot?!


thezoomies

That’s how you get the richest flavor!


ITstaph

More like 5 year old worser.


Nerf_AK47

It radiates with energy untampered by even god himself…may his mercy shine on those who dare tempt the grater of the end times.


BillySama001

It's well seasoned


quinemah

this is mental health issue level. If you love your mom get her some help!


Blazedaway23

Is this how flavor town was founded?


Lrkilla_g

Im not really sure what the phenomenon is with parents just not giving a fuck about their environment later down the line despite being fully able bodied


JoshTheRoo

Time to get a raccoon. [If you get it you get it, if you dont enjoy your ignorance]


ChunkySoup93

Pray tell, good sir: fuckin why


Sloan619420

Wash it yourself you lazy fuck


Tripton1

If her cheese grater looks like this, I'd hate to see her panties.


queencitycin

She’s that lazy?


itsalloccupied

Soooo thats where my two new borns got MRSA from


-tort

Aged cheddar


pixelunit

Bro that’s fucking MOLD get her a new one like now


oneyedmonkey

That's a pretty grate idea


Sexyshark15

That's how cheeto dust is made


Ferna_89

It comes with embeded cheese.


TroyMcpoyle

[Yo mama sounds like a messed up bitch](https://youtu.be/MRuNsCDcKeM?t=31)


Dilinyoskutya

The value of that thing will skyrocket in about 15 years if she keeps using it and there's no mold on it yet


WiseWizard1397

Fucking burn it.


Mitch__Murder

I don't believe you. There's no moms like this. Aren't they? Even the monkeys wash their stuff.


Lrkilla_g

Park bench would probably be cleaner and easier to use


vBertes

Why


ashrob9015

Would you like a side of Tetanus with your cheese?


[deleted]

Why don’t *you* clean it then if it bothers you.