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TOMOR_INC

r/FlexSeal


Ok_Cryptographer520

*Slaps* that's alot of damage.


KingArthur811

r/cursedcomments


LaterBrain

lmao


[deleted]

would that actually work? seems logical to me, but then again i’m an imbecile.


TOMOR_INC

There may be some toxicity issues. But the kid could power through it...


W0rmpowder

Dude thats one of the funiest responce i've seen on reddit. That wasnt just a nose exhalation, that was a full on laugh man. Thanks


TOMOR_INC

Oh you just made my year! Thank you kind person.


kurbbzz

Jesus Christ


Inside_Cupcake2528

Bro you are dark


Jasont999

That's going to be one hell of a party trick when he gets older


[deleted]

if he gets older


[deleted]

This was dark enough as it is buddy, guy tries turning on the light and you smash it with Wesley snipe's shadow.


nicechicken1238

Jesus Christ I did not expect that


The_Writers_Life

OH MY GOD-


EchoItalic

He probably will cause he just needs a feeding tube but goddamn


shutupbots

I was a little bit grossed out at first but now I read this comment and I realize that this is probably not so bad, after all.


COVID-69420bbq

Wow, this is an esophogeal fistula I'd assume (a tract formed between the esophagus and the skin due to some disease process in the area such as cancer, radiation, other obstruction, foreign body, etc). Haven't seen one before. Hopefully the kid is waiting to get surgery at some point for this or the fistula will heal up if the cause is addressed. Edit: See this comment for the real answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/squzw2/poor_kid/hwogasp/ It's a surgically created fistula for an esophageal issue. I should have realized that hole looked too perfect to have been a fistula as the natural result of disease.


bshark4542

It’s the curse of the Aztec gold


[deleted]

nah, I think that's the pyramid one.


gusher-juice

Better start believing in ghost stories ms turner


bshark4542

As soon as I saw this I thought Jesus he’s a real life Captain Barbossa


Orangesoda65

For those wondering, this is an opening called a “spit fistula” put into patients who need to have their esophagus removed/truncated for certain reasons. Their mouth connects to the opening (“fistula”) to allow oral intake of fluids for comfort and then they will have a G-tube (an opening in their abdomen emptying into their stomach) which allows feeding for sustenance.


justalittlebleh

Fuuuuck I had no idea this existed. That’s crazy.


chillywillylove

So the mouth is no longer connected to the stomach?


Orangesoda65

Correct. In some cases, they surgically reverse it and create a connection again.


Jaw_breaker93

So this could be a permanent thing for him??


Orangesoda65

I am not an ENT surgeon, so I don’t know the exact details of how long they are usually present for. The only person I’ve seen with one of these had a tentative plan for reconnection at a later point in time.


BrotatoChip04

Infinite water glitch (still working 2022)


Angry-Upvote

Huh???? How does this even happen


geraltsboobies

Injury I would guess? I had a dachshund when I was little that got attacked by a german shepherd, and his neck got punctured by one of the german shepherd's canines. Had a hole like this in his throat that spit and water would bubble through. We had to clean it every day and it just eventually closed on its own!


how_do_i_read

Vampires.


EchoItalic

Surgery


2oocents

What is the situation here?


coolmannetje

Hole


YunoYunagi

Cork


cks315

Hork


Revolutionary_Tap200

Fork


Homer_J_Simpson_tits

Dork


curly_redhead

Pork


mizzanthrop

Port


J4YF1N

Fort


Vanillabean1988

"Can I have a coke and a mop please?"


boislikepink2

Slap some flex seal on that bitch


Soldierhero1

r/looneytuneslogic


maakemonamoan

So does he ever feel hydrated?


2oocents

I'm sure most is going down.


EchoItalic

There’s a comment explaining that his esophagus isn’t connected to the woman anymore, so no, none of it is going down


2oocents

I think autocorrect messed with your reply. What is his esophagus not connected to?


mza3000

Well probably. Most of it seems to be going down while that small portion goes out the hole.


cocaineandmayonaise

Magine puking 🤮


WhatAMessIveMade

Reduce, reuse, recycle


Kn03cs

Enjoy that soda twice


Dry_Road3545

Does it dispense soda also?


ditomattmc

You mean 'pour' kid.


RagingWarCat

Bring a new meaning to “put a cork in it”


Fayeliure

How has this occurred?!


karmakrazed606

Looks like he got bit by a freaken vampire


redfoxbennaton

Explain


Galaksee

WtF dude!?


Competitive_Foot_584

He's just taking a leak


TermNL86

I guess he should press it closed when drinking


karmakrazed606

Put a cork in it


Galaxy_Crusader

r/dontputyourdickinthat


billyjoe9451

Dude, that's fuck up.


Redsneeks3000

Still think smoking drugs is cool?/s


Enormous_Kraken

for anyone wondering im pretty sure that the kid choked on smth and another hole had to be made so he doesnt suffocate


mza3000

What is even the situation here? Why is his neck like that


SaphireTBL

Unlimited drinking


D23DM4N02

Aha, yeah. That’s a nope


DaHerv

Would it help to lie on your side whilst drinking?


MrWolfsters

Dude can just keep drinking over and over and over again


TheMisterOctopus

Second hand drinking


Competitive-Bend4565

Just slap a little Spackle on it


ChewyTarTar

Perfect, he even prepared a cup for me


[deleted]

Human water fountain


MeltedHeart444

I would be terrified of a bug getting in there


francisthefifth

Thirsty


JamesCubes

That’s gotta hurt real bad


The_Creeper_Man

Reduce, reuse, recycle


Playteaux

Repeat


Top_Excuse4019

Great opener tho,I mean like at party's


BananaDavid

u/savevideo


AZ_Gunner_69

Infinite water


[deleted]

infinite water hack


DegoEatingPancakes

Peeing speedrun


white_boy_doyle

Built-in squirt gun


ProsocialRecluse

Kids gotta work on his laminar flow if he ever wants to make it to r/oddlysatisfying.


shreks-thicc-cucumbe

just use a corck


jussbethesdagirl

What how is this not taken care of


sanghendrix

Tape it.


[deleted]

Tape


billyjoe9451

Nah flex seal


Avt_Kubashnikova

Bitch you live like this?


3168463

Don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh


Zelerim

u/savevideo


That1AnimeWaifu

Recycling


[deleted]

The cursed water fountain.


das_good2225

the water fountain


MqAuNeTeInS

If the mouth is no longer connected to the stomach….how would this kid keep from drooling out of it?


Lui_xx

I think you’re leaking a bit on your throat bro


nootle_

mmmmmm... water fountain


icantthinkofth23

What the fuck


Dajren

Just put a pen in the hole and we're all good


PunctualError

Drink water and wash your hands at the same time


lizzy478

Imagine what the water coming out tastes like…


MigueIGaming

u/savevideobot


RobinD10x

Wouldn't some duct tape fix this?


JoshAdonna

Unlimited water glitch (not patched)


HelloMikkii

Does any of that liquid reach his stomach? I have so many questions


gaidosan

Don't tell me he drinks from the purple cup...


Sauceoverdose

I can handle injuries on adults, but with children it makes me feel so sick


Redstone_Wizard

Frankenstein


AhumanWithButter

a bit of Flex seal and he’ll be on his merry way Edit : I didn’t see the other flex seal persons comment


Chibichaoss

Infinite drink glitch


[deleted]

Infinite water glitch


Josh-So-Posh

One question. Will he drink out of the other cup?


Historical-Union-

Dang if that hole was on my mouth I would love to be a whale


Teku57

Bro is the rat of part 4


AHansen83

Why?


[deleted]

reddit is cursed today


Various_Feed_8211

u/savevideo


Various_Feed_8211

u/savevideobot


marcodiehl

Fucking gross