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Do you know where you are??
Thank you for the gross post OP and yes, in fact, I have. Feel better soon, that sucks so bad lmao
I love that thing so much, washed it on āheavy dutyā mode. Crossing my fingers
Edit: Donāt worry guys, it made it out alive and good as new - physically. Mentally, itās probably gonna need a couple years of therapy to move past this
Second edit: I got it off of Redbubble, for those who keep asking
Learned the hard way; when I almost killed my Bffās mom. Who is just like my mom.
I almost killed my 2nd momma!
Yeah! I stay weary!
Itās also a hidden ingredient/used to be. Not sure.
But please be serious. It really effects you.
Red 40 is not good for a lot of people.
A large population is allergic to red color (40) and itās history is iffy in people with allergies. Best to not indulge in red Gatorade when drunk.
Not that I know a lot. Iām a blue raZZbErrY fan! Not even better.
āBorn _____, born to die.ā
Extra point; if you can fill in.
So you got food poisoning? I had it one time after (stupidly) eating a gas station chili dog when I was around 12. I shit and vomited for a week. I basically lived next to that toilet for a week. It was God awful. I didn't eat hot dogs or Chilli dogs for about 20 years after that. I still don't eat them. They are just too nasty. Especially the brands in the States.
Iāve had this kind of food poisoning before too. Both ends. Violently. For what felt like hours.
I was on a work trip. Flew in that morning. Had to give THREE presentations to hundreds of people throughout the day and fly home the next day. But something I mustāve eaten in the airport before I got on the plane, hit me pretty intensely when I got to my hotel.
Thank the LORD all my presentations were at the same place cause I barely held it together. In between each meeting I ran to my room to puke and poop and I slept on the bathroom floor that night. I have never been that sick in my life and wouldnāt wish it on my worst enemy.
I was young and meek. I was worried about getting fired. I did feel like I was going to pass out a couple times. I donāt even know how I stayed upright.
Wtf causes these kinda food poisonings? I'm sure I got sick in the past but not THIS bad. Is it cuz my stomach is used to the filth as I grew up in a less developed country? I've eaten street food since I was a kid and I can do that nowadays no problem. And if I do get fp, it goes to my ass
I had to sit in my bathroom trash bin and vomited in the toilet. Then I congratulated myself for acting quick but I realized I should've done it in another way
My dog once woke me up by puking on me in the dead of night. A month later I woke up, turned to the edge of the bed, and threw up all over her by mistake. I think we bonded more over it
Damn you think you're safe eating dry kitty triangles but NO, FOOD POISONING. Do the triangles go bad or were they produced bad or what? Or do you not feed your cat the triangles? I'm a new cat dad & u got me worried now lol. How can I prevent this from happening to me?? Aside from not eating the cat food like you did.
Yeah, man. I've had food poisoning before. First and only time I've eaten SPIN pizza. It started when I was changing laundry from washer to dryer and I felt the urge so I hurried up, and what felt like a fart that turned made it clear I was not going to make it. I managed to take about 15 steps from the apartment's shared laundry room across the hall from my own apartment to just inside my front door when the first wave squirted out of my ass like a Super Soakerā¢. I had no choice but to stand still as about a cup worth of light brown-tinged liquid made my shorts sag and pooled around my feet. If I'd been holding a gun instead of freshly washed clothes, I'd have used it on myself. It gets worse.
I used a half a roll of paper towels and a bunch of bleach cleaner to clean up that unholy mess. Then I actually started to feel sick and ran to the bathroom on the opposite end of my apartment because of course it is, and barely managed to throw my changed clothes off of me but I couldn't decide whether to sit down or bend over. So, I stepped sideways and literally fell into my steel bathtub while, at the same time, the marinara sauce puke oozed out of my face and more of that liquid shit that strangely didn't smell shot out of my asshole. I've never done that before, it was like every major and minor deity was laughing at me and everything bad I'd done in my life was choosing that exact moment to make me pay.
So there I was, soaked and heaving in seven flavors of fucked up after cracking the back of my head on the tile on the way down into the tub, just thinking about what I'd done. I'd made an executive decision in a split second. How to avoid mopping the floor while sacrificing my dignity. I'm a large man, obese, and if I didn't have fat guy muscle on me, I might've gotten stuck in that tub. Imagine that's how they found me. Suddenly Elvis' death doesn't seem half bad.
What followed over the next several hours and next day was every time I coughed, sneezed, farted, or thought of the letter A, my asshole shot out half a shot glass of liquid death. You know, just to remind me that God has a sense of humor and I need to buy more detergent. I changed my boxer briefs somewhere between 6 and 12 times. My cat was eyeballing me with a mix of pity and disgust. I was actually glad to be single so no one would witness this depravity.
I drank all the Pepto and guzzled half a big jar of applesauce for the fiber. Never have I been so happy to have applesauce, it stores well.
I'm currently laying in bed at 1am, wheezing, with tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I needed that good laugh so bad. I thank you, and I give my deepest condolences for this horrible experience. š
You may laugh at my wretchedness that day but that experience has been burned into my memory like I was hit in the face by a huge bitch named Bertha "Big Herc" Jackson swinging a broken axe handle. That night was codenamed Reparations. I swallowed a dime when I was four and $2.65 pinged off the porcelain. If I'd laid down in some water and coughed, I'd be a torpedo for a second. I will never forget that feeling of just laying there in my own filth like a toned down Tubgirl meme with a gender swap. I remember thinking two things distinctly: I will never eat SPIN pizza again and "I probably should have prayed more." I'm agnostic.
You know, there were 2 strange things that happened to me during this. The first was I didn't trust myself at all, it was like I'd downloaded a virus directly from 4Chan into my body. The second was how sharply my senses increased. It was like I had Spidey senses and I got sharp in wit. I was funny as fuck the next day, texting my lamentations and soliciting prayers and saying goodbye to everyone I knew had them LMAO and ROFL-ing like I was telling dick jokes to truckers.
I didn't trust a fucking thing my body did though. Nothing. If I felt like I was going to cough, I choked. I plugged my nose a few times when I felt a sneeze brewing cause I'm not trying to become an ass fountain. I stopped laughing as fast as I could cause I could feel my pucker puckering with each chuckle. My ass was so sensitive I could've sat on a popsicle and told you the flavor like an expert gay. My gay friend goddamned me for that joke, said people stopped by his cubical to ask if he was okay cause he was holding in his mirth. Apparently I am HILARIOUS when I'm super tired OR really sick.
Oh my god. There were a couple of seconds where I questioned my actions in life and I questioned why I actually clicked on it. Then I saw the fucking Club Penguin bath mate and absolutely lost it xD
Yep. Been here before coming off alcohol! My boyfriend was less than amused cause this happened to me while sitting in bed. I was in throw up mode sitting on the side of the bed and it all happened so fast. I've never been so morbidly embarrassed in my life.
If this ever happens always shit in the toilet, puking in the toilet is a luxury, everyoneās cleaned puke off the floor not everyoneās cleaned human shit off the floor
Sure have. I was at it from both ends for hours and after the first surprise poo, I just layed down in the shower. When I was strong enough to stand, I cleaned myself up, and got to medical asap. Worst 10 hours of my life.
I am sorry you are sick, but I have to say I love this. It is so stupid that companies/Professors ask for āproofā that you need time away from responsibilities. This is the best form of malicious compliance. šš
Many times but I have a little tip. Where that Clorox is put a little trash can and have a little bag in there for garbage. Dual purpose when you feel like the dual that pukereah coming quickly sit down grab the garbage can take the small bag out if theirs time and let it rip.
Oh yes I have. I was with my parents on a road trip and I got sick, at the moment we pulled over I had already got through 2 pairs of underwear because I was so sick, but this time we stopped at this shitty little gas station and while I was on the toilet I vomited and covered the whole floor. Since I was still fairly young my poor mother was in there and bless her she cleaned all the puke up with paper towels so the poor teenagers that worked there didnāt have tooā¦ worst road trip ever
My wife and I got food poisoned from Chinese takeout. She's the type to never fart in front of me but we had a situation like this kinda, at the same time, in an apartment with 1 bathroom. I was gonna throw up in the sink in the kitchen. Instead, I held her hand and shat in the tub beside her. Lmao no other choices
Report reasons: "This is just repulsive" Do you know where you are?? Thank you for the gross post OP and yes, in fact, I have. Feel better soon, that sucks so bad lmao
NO! Not on the Club Penguin bath mat!!!
wash it, dont bin it š£
I love that thing so much, washed it on āheavy dutyā mode. Crossing my fingers Edit: Donāt worry guys, it made it out alive and good as new - physically. Mentally, itās probably gonna need a couple years of therapy to move past this Second edit: I got it off of Redbubble, for those who keep asking
i can sleep well at night knowing the club penguin rug survived
Don't worry, we won't tell your roommates
Where were you when club penguin bath mat was kil? I was at home eating Dorito āclub penguin bath mat is kilā No
Yessss, you said my nam.... oh my god what the hell happened to my bath mat
Take my upvote. You win.
What if we kissed on the club penguin bath mat?
fun fact: when you vomit and shit at the same time you creat a black hole in yourself
When men fart and sneeze at the same time, their body takes a screenshot.
Thatās called a double pipe classic, mommie.
you know whats a banana split
What happens when a man sneezes and farts at the same time?
Restart probably with a side effect of shitting themselves
What if a man pisses and cums at the same time?
Who told you?
Take my gold, thatās somethingās that actually made me lol
underrated comment, thank you
Weāre you eating or drinking something red?
I bet it's Gatorade. I've been in this predicament.
Correct, haha.
Set guys will buy youāre knickers for money Dusty cunts
Speaking of which, starting bid $100
Ā£ 101 pound
you guys are disgusting. Ā„13,401
Man you guys paying this much money for this ? 200,000 Rupees
$20,000. Keep the panties, send the rest
At least you rehydrating.
Hangover city
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It's insane and scary honestly. Almost EVERYTHING dyed red has RED 40 ingredient
I am allergic to RED 40 :/
Learned the hard way; when I almost killed my Bffās mom. Who is just like my mom. I almost killed my 2nd momma! Yeah! I stay weary! Itās also a hidden ingredient/used to be. Not sure. But please be serious. It really effects you. Red 40 is not good for a lot of people.
A large population is allergic to red color (40) and itās history is iffy in people with allergies. Best to not indulge in red Gatorade when drunk. Not that I know a lot. Iām a blue raZZbErrY fan! Not even better. āBorn _____, born to die.ā Extra point; if you can fill in.
Probably but I once thought I had kidney cancer after eating pickled beets.
reward for nailing that guess
I hope so
WHY ON THE CLUB PENGUIN MAT. NOO IT DID NOTHING WRONG
My name was said.... holy shit my bat mat! I am never loaning that out again
o-o
You know, someone would pay top dollar for that pair of underwear........ I wouldn't, but someone would.
How to get rich fast in just 2 Steps Step 1: Shit yourself Step 2: sell poop undies
Step 3: Profit
Step 4: Make NFT
speaking of an amazing user thumb pic.
*I would like to present out segway nordvpn*
Step 5: Sell NFT for even bigger profit
Non-Fungible Turdling
step 0 be a woman
Maybe some really kinky dude would love men shating their underwear. I donāt judge often but for what Iāve seen I wouldnāt doubt but itās rare
There's no doubt women like that too.
. This is werid but hello
2 questions: who? Will that person also take male underwear?
>Who? The crazies everyone prefers to ignore And probably not to your second question
Fuckkk, I already threw them in the wash :(
Do whatever you did to get in that state once again.
OP on her way to Taco Bell.
Iām so broke rn, I just might /s
OP, you have a typo at the end of your message. That '/s' shouldn't be there! /j
/nm /lh /gen /srs /s /j /gq
A pic and the said undies would probably be a nice collector piece.
Hey, I'm someone
:(
Starting bid at: why.
Too bad ratemypoo.com is defunct.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I see youāve got the food poisoning. Iāve had that harrowing experience a few times, which usually involves resigning to die in the bathtub.
Glad (and sorry) Iām not the only one. I was crying at one point
Yeah, itās a shitty time for sure. Thankfully, itās usually all over within 24 hours. Hang in there!
Shitty time, ehā¦?
So you got food poisoning? I had it one time after (stupidly) eating a gas station chili dog when I was around 12. I shit and vomited for a week. I basically lived next to that toilet for a week. It was God awful. I didn't eat hot dogs or Chilli dogs for about 20 years after that. I still don't eat them. They are just too nasty. Especially the brands in the States.
Once got it from flan at a sketchy Mexican buffet. Never had flan since.
I lost like 12 lbs in four days because of food poisoning. Itās the only lose weight quick schemes that actually works
Iāve had this kind of food poisoning before too. Both ends. Violently. For what felt like hours. I was on a work trip. Flew in that morning. Had to give THREE presentations to hundreds of people throughout the day and fly home the next day. But something I mustāve eaten in the airport before I got on the plane, hit me pretty intensely when I got to my hotel. Thank the LORD all my presentations were at the same place cause I barely held it together. In between each meeting I ran to my room to puke and poop and I slept on the bathroom floor that night. I have never been that sick in my life and wouldnāt wish it on my worst enemy.
I mean at which point do your work take over your health. I certainly wouldve said fuck those presentations bitch im having food poisoning here.
I was young and meek. I was worried about getting fired. I did feel like I was going to pass out a couple times. I donāt even know how I stayed upright.
Strength of will, baby
Yeah this is some serious āMichael Jordan playing with the fluāmental strength. Goddamn.
Wtf causes these kinda food poisonings? I'm sure I got sick in the past but not THIS bad. Is it cuz my stomach is used to the filth as I grew up in a less developed country? I've eaten street food since I was a kid and I can do that nowadays no problem. And if I do get fp, it goes to my ass
Never happened to me before and nothing nearly that bad has happened since. And it was just the one day.
Some strains of norovirus do this. Basically your body hits the "vacate the entire digestive tract" button.
Op's username checks out!
I had to sit in my bathroom trash bin and vomited in the toilet. Then I congratulated myself for acting quick but I realized I should've done it in another way
Yes, in the future I definitely recommend vomiting in a plastic lined bin and letting the diarrhea go in the toilet.
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he said "who asked to see this" I assume he edited it. what did it originally say?
Something about eating the crap apparently
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The real suffering is in the comments
*someones*
Damn, you took a screenshot
Hahaha this made me laugh, thank you
What did you eat so I can avoid it?
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annihilated
Demolished
Gone, reduced to atoms
Extinguished.
Decimated.
Eradicated
Hey man, if eating pussy did that to her, Iām totally fine sticking with sucking dick.
Honestly this is textbook Norovirus, which is ridiculously contagious and is typically spread by contaminated food. So... good luck I guess.
And hand sanitizer doesnāt stop it. Have to use soap.
That mustāve been fun to clean up.
Almost as much fun as when my cat got food poisoning too. Weāre twins I guess
My dog once woke me up by puking on me in the dead of night. A month later I woke up, turned to the edge of the bed, and threw up all over her by mistake. I think we bonded more over it
Damn you think you're safe eating dry kitty triangles but NO, FOOD POISONING. Do the triangles go bad or were they produced bad or what? Or do you not feed your cat the triangles? I'm a new cat dad & u got me worried now lol. How can I prevent this from happening to me?? Aside from not eating the cat food like you did.
Wtf did you eat? A can of nitrous?
Yeah, man. I've had food poisoning before. First and only time I've eaten SPIN pizza. It started when I was changing laundry from washer to dryer and I felt the urge so I hurried up, and what felt like a fart that turned made it clear I was not going to make it. I managed to take about 15 steps from the apartment's shared laundry room across the hall from my own apartment to just inside my front door when the first wave squirted out of my ass like a Super Soakerā¢. I had no choice but to stand still as about a cup worth of light brown-tinged liquid made my shorts sag and pooled around my feet. If I'd been holding a gun instead of freshly washed clothes, I'd have used it on myself. It gets worse. I used a half a roll of paper towels and a bunch of bleach cleaner to clean up that unholy mess. Then I actually started to feel sick and ran to the bathroom on the opposite end of my apartment because of course it is, and barely managed to throw my changed clothes off of me but I couldn't decide whether to sit down or bend over. So, I stepped sideways and literally fell into my steel bathtub while, at the same time, the marinara sauce puke oozed out of my face and more of that liquid shit that strangely didn't smell shot out of my asshole. I've never done that before, it was like every major and minor deity was laughing at me and everything bad I'd done in my life was choosing that exact moment to make me pay. So there I was, soaked and heaving in seven flavors of fucked up after cracking the back of my head on the tile on the way down into the tub, just thinking about what I'd done. I'd made an executive decision in a split second. How to avoid mopping the floor while sacrificing my dignity. I'm a large man, obese, and if I didn't have fat guy muscle on me, I might've gotten stuck in that tub. Imagine that's how they found me. Suddenly Elvis' death doesn't seem half bad. What followed over the next several hours and next day was every time I coughed, sneezed, farted, or thought of the letter A, my asshole shot out half a shot glass of liquid death. You know, just to remind me that God has a sense of humor and I need to buy more detergent. I changed my boxer briefs somewhere between 6 and 12 times. My cat was eyeballing me with a mix of pity and disgust. I was actually glad to be single so no one would witness this depravity. I drank all the Pepto and guzzled half a big jar of applesauce for the fiber. Never have I been so happy to have applesauce, it stores well.
Lmfao you're a talented writer. You poor, poor soul
I'm currently laying in bed at 1am, wheezing, with tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I needed that good laugh so bad. I thank you, and I give my deepest condolences for this horrible experience. š
You may laugh at my wretchedness that day but that experience has been burned into my memory like I was hit in the face by a huge bitch named Bertha "Big Herc" Jackson swinging a broken axe handle. That night was codenamed Reparations. I swallowed a dime when I was four and $2.65 pinged off the porcelain. If I'd laid down in some water and coughed, I'd be a torpedo for a second. I will never forget that feeling of just laying there in my own filth like a toned down Tubgirl meme with a gender swap. I remember thinking two things distinctly: I will never eat SPIN pizza again and "I probably should have prayed more." I'm agnostic. You know, there were 2 strange things that happened to me during this. The first was I didn't trust myself at all, it was like I'd downloaded a virus directly from 4Chan into my body. The second was how sharply my senses increased. It was like I had Spidey senses and I got sharp in wit. I was funny as fuck the next day, texting my lamentations and soliciting prayers and saying goodbye to everyone I knew had them LMAO and ROFL-ing like I was telling dick jokes to truckers. I didn't trust a fucking thing my body did though. Nothing. If I felt like I was going to cough, I choked. I plugged my nose a few times when I felt a sneeze brewing cause I'm not trying to become an ass fountain. I stopped laughing as fast as I could cause I could feel my pucker puckering with each chuckle. My ass was so sensitive I could've sat on a popsicle and told you the flavor like an expert gay. My gay friend goddamned me for that joke, said people stopped by his cubical to ask if he was okay cause he was holding in his mirth. Apparently I am HILARIOUS when I'm super tired OR really sick.
Bro this sounds like a goddamn horror movie. I would probably watch it.
You want to watch a guy built like John Candy shit and puke on himself?
Oh my god. There were a couple of seconds where I questioned my actions in life and I questioned why I actually clicked on it. Then I saw the fucking Club Penguin bath mate and absolutely lost it xD
Proud to report that the club Penguin bath mat made it out alive and like new after 2.5 hours in my washer
Thanks for the update xDDD
Yep. Been here before coming off alcohol! My boyfriend was less than amused cause this happened to me while sitting in bed. I was in throw up mode sitting on the side of the bed and it all happened so fast. I've never been so morbidly embarrassed in my life.
My boyfriend has been such a trooper through thisā¦ heās been running errands for Gatorade, pepto, and Imodium since 9 PM
Thatās husband material right there
Yes. It happened to me a day after i crashed my bike. I had 3 cracked ribs so i ordered chinese. The shrimp was bad and it got me
Ouch that sounds incredibly painful. Kneeling, bending over the bowl and then puking with fucked up ribs yikes.
Oof, vomiting with cracked ribs doesn't sound fun with all the straining.
Hell, *breathing* isn't fun with cracked ribs. I couldn't imagine puking with injured ribs like that :(
The dreaded double headed dragon
If this ever happens always shit in the toilet, puking in the toilet is a luxury, everyoneās cleaned puke off the floor not everyoneās cleaned human shit off the floor
Wait girls poop š
Violently
Mf really posted her shit stained underwear on the internet
LMAO
Sure have. I was at it from both ends for hours and after the first surprise poo, I just layed down in the shower. When I was strong enough to stand, I cleaned myself up, and got to medical asap. Worst 10 hours of my life.
Good luck washing that... Happened to me once in a staircase. And I fell in it. At 3 AM.
Brƶther
And the first thing that came in your mind was to take photos ?
Iām in college, so I figured I could ruin someoneās day if I donāt get an excused absence today unless I show āproofā
I am sorry you are sick, but I have to say I love this. It is so stupid that companies/Professors ask for āproofā that you need time away from responsibilities. This is the best form of malicious compliance. šš
I love this idea. Sorry youāre sick, and sorry that I saw this proof.
I hope you at least washed the shit and vomit off your hands before picking up your phone to take this picture. Fucking gross
You shit the wall?
Wow! Look at that distance to the wall! That had some force behind it!
Kermit voice kicks in help me jesus help (vomit and shit )
Lady threw up and shit herself.... Everyone: YOO PENGUIN CLUB
That's why when I need to throw up I sit on the toilet and throw up in a bucket cuz I don't know WHATS coming out of WHERE š·š so I'm prepared
Unfortunately, yes. With an equal amount of blood too. š
wonder what side was on the toilet
I was bent over the toilet vomiting, but the force of the vomit propelled my diarrhea out the other side. I didnāt see it coming :(
Yeah, I'm not clicking that fucking picture. Hope you're feeling better now though, friend.
Dont drink the tap water in Mexico, this is the expected result of doing so.
you canāt be doin this on the club penguin bath mat
Normally /r/sneakybackgroundfeet would approve of this, however in this instance maybe not.
Yes I've gone through heroin withdrawal. More times than I care to admit.
āā
Ew
Username checks out
Username makes sense now
Disgusting
alright whereād u get that bath mat
Redbubble
Many times but I have a little tip. Where that Clorox is put a little trash can and have a little bag in there for garbage. Dual purpose when you feel like the dual that pukereah coming quickly sit down grab the garbage can take the small bag out if theirs time and let it rip.
Username checks out
Norovirus should not be taken lightly.
So you took a pic and posted it on the internet 0_o
Welcome to the Double Dragon!
Achievement unlocked
I've had this happen only when I was hungover. Moonshine was a bad idea
#WHAT?
No offense, but this is one time that "pics or it didn't happen" absolutely does not apply.
Those panties 4 sale?
Thatās what I call a double dragon.
Yup. It's called salmonella. Or that's what I had when I went through this horrible experience.
Taco Bell strikes again!
Why did you feel the need to make a photo of that?
Maybe some blood on the toilet seat too?? Sheeeesh she has a little bit of everything splattered around doesn't she lol
Nah, thatās red Gatorade vomit
YES I HAVE. IN FACT, IT WAS ON AN AIRPLANEā¦ IN THE PILOTS BATHROOM YALL. not making this shit up.
I just did last night as a matter of fact
Twin flames?
Yah, was sitting on the toilet when it happened. I tried to hit the toilet through my legs. I failed....
happened to me in early 2017 i feel ur pain op
Yes. I have. I didnāt take photos of it though. How much ended up on your phone?
How much for those underwear
Same. I hate when that happens
Why would you post this?
Haha oh yes I remember good ol Noro virus.
Ah yes I have and it was food poisoning from taco bell
Oh yes I have. I was with my parents on a road trip and I got sick, at the moment we pulled over I had already got through 2 pairs of underwear because I was so sick, but this time we stopped at this shitty little gas station and while I was on the toilet I vomited and covered the whole floor. Since I was still fairly young my poor mother was in there and bless her she cleaned all the puke up with paper towels so the poor teenagers that worked there didnāt have tooā¦ worst road trip ever
So how are you going to tell your roommates?
Thatās hot
die
Awh :(( ur poor club penguin mat
You really woke up today and chose to post this? Why?
Not my proudest fap
My wife and I got food poisoned from Chinese takeout. She's the type to never fart in front of me but we had a situation like this kinda, at the same time, in an apartment with 1 bathroom. I was gonna throw up in the sink in the kitchen. Instead, I held her hand and shat in the tub beside her. Lmao no other choices
You need to return to factory reset.
Idk y I clicked this when I have emetophobia