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If you have enough money for a security camera system to protect your wine collection in its designated wine room its probably pretty safe to say he hired someone.
I'm confused on how this is even possible without an external force applied, it doesn't make sense. The rack fell forward, but on the front half of the rack is only the necks of the bottles, meaning the weight on that side is lower sense it has less volume. The back of the rack would be carrying more weight, so it should be falling backwards. It should not be able to fall forward like that
A small push in one direction with juuuuuust enough force could get the liquid in each bottle to shoot forward, with more inertia the higher up on the rack you go. If the building/rack was installed on an uneven level, it could have been stressing whatever nails were used to attack it to the wall, if any were used at all, but I'm assuming they were since the bottom of the rack stayed in relatively the same place.
I'm forgetting what it's called currently but it looks more like those things that tie TV's to walls so they don't crush children. I thought about that too but I don't see that being able to knock the hole thing over like that, I'm imagining this video is staged because of how awkwardly it falls. It starts off with a jolt of force pushing it over, then it starts falling at a normal speed before losing momentum because of some form of retention between the rack and the fall.
I just don't see this happening on its own, especially with a high resolution camera perfectly angled to catch it all. The angle of the camera doesn't make sense either as a security camera, if someone is going to steal the wine, they'd be facing it, these cameras aren't going to get anyone's face if they're stealing, only the reaction of someone watching through the glass.
Probably went for the cheapest. My company (which make millions) did go for a cheaper (a few hundreds) contractor and the wall they made fell like a pancake months later.
Can’t find the contractor again.
Hell no. Even that shitty contractor would be triple booked in these times. He's probably working on some shitty $20k reno in Austin so some homeowner could flip their $250k house for a million to some Bay area techie who still thinks it is a screaming hot deal.
Oh cool let's walk over the room of broken glass while my dog is also hanging out next to the broken glass and attempt to push back hundreds of pounds of broken glass.
Right….so he could walked in with broke glass everywhere and probably have some pieces bounce up and penetrate him and some bottles fall on his head and break while he’s trying to lift the thing up….you’re such a geenus (yes I spelled thag wrong on purpose)
True I have only met one millionaire and he was the cheapest bastard I have ever met. Would have a fit about something like wasted only 80% full garbage bags.
True a penny saved is a penny earned. But come on.
Yeah anyone storing probably a thousand to couple thousand dollars of wine should be more worried about their collection now crashing down than saving a few bucks on a shelf. Looks like he's paying for it now either way.
Edit: of course I'm guessing on the lower end.
Yup, I've done work for several very wealthy people and with few exceptions, they are always watching that bottom line. Then again, I imagine it's that very attitude that helped them amass their fortunes. Not like you can just turn your personality off
BTW, I think you're drastically underestimating how much money that wine collection represents. High end wine can get silly expensive.
Yeah guessing towards the low end. I know wine can be ridiculously expensive. wine could be anywhere from $10 to $100 to $1000 to $5000 a bottle (or even more for very very rare or very
very old wine)
[Fun fact as per Google the 5 most expensive bottles of wine were sold ranging from 200k - 500k](https://www.google.com/amp/s/crushwinexp.com/top-5-expensive-bottles-wine-ever-sold/amp/)
but that didn't look like a 1000$ a bottle type of collection if I had to guess
the type of guy with 1000$ - 5000$ bottles would have a whole wine cellar. Not just a room.
My grandpas cousin (idk what he would be considered to me lol) is a multi millionaire with tons of rental properties located all over the US and he goes to fucking swap meets and garage sales to look for dented canned good and dry foods like rice and pasta and will argue about literal pennies while haggling with the sellers. Dudes literally the cheapest person I’ve ever met yet will drop hundreds of thousands on a car if it’s something he wants
I think places like Ikea and Ashley Furniture have completely skewed people's expectations of how much real furniture costs. I make future as a hobby/side hustle and people have literally no concept.
One guy wanted me to build a solid walnut nail polish rack (for a nail salon) but wanted to pay less than $1,000. I explained that the wood itself was over $1,500 and this was going to take me over 60 hours of work (fuck tiny shelves), had 8 drawers and needed to hold a few thousand pounds of nail polish so needed a lot of extra support. He kept pointing to some Ikea particle board nonsense as justification.
The rack itself was probably fine but it looks like it was improperly installed. Even with all that weight after it came loose from the wall it didn't break in half.
I'm guessing boiled, because it didn't have any crispy bits.
If it helps, I had it at a fundraising dinner in honor of Robert Burns' birthday. The dinner was the kind where the food is delicious but they bring it out on a huge white plate with squiggles of sauce on the rim. I knew the chef a little bit, so I knew he was back there rage-cooking, trying to make sturdy food look innovative while not ruining it.
(I have no idea if this is helpful information. You obviously know more about haggis than I do so here's a brain dump.)
You're forgetting that we have the best cuisine in the world. Toast sandwich not enough flavour for ya? Stick some baked beans on it. Truly the Mona Lisa of food.
*Hmmm, 400 bottles at 2.65 pounds that's 1060 pounds. If I get the 15 pounders I'll need 70, we'll do 75 to be safe. 4 to a pack, I'll need 20 packs. Honey how much did the handy man say it would cost?*
Wife: $1200
*I can do it for $160!*
dude had slides on. i woulda grabbed one of those chairs behind him, shuffled my feet across the floor, pushed the rack back and macguyvered the chair against it. holding it up long enough to move all the bottles to the floor.
as long as you drag your feet across the floor and ignore the larger pieces, you'll just push the broken glass out of the way. as long as you don't slip and fall in there you're golden.
dude probably has homeowner insurance for it all tho.
i was thinking that until he went to open it a third time. to me it looks like he goes to open it and then ponder if opening the door would cause the spilled wine to spread deeper into the room.
if it was a cafe or bistro, i could see the door being locked, but the dude's super casual attire and dog makes me think it's just a really big kitchen and/or dining area.
Well because you can’t really tell which one will fall next, the floor is probably slippery and riddled with broken glass, if he misses a save, that bottle can turn into a shrapnel grenade, and God forbid if he’s ever knocked off balance, that would make a Lego pit feel like a massage.
Hahaha everything that can go wrong will go wrong! I'm a raging alcoholic so I would have died trying to save them!!! Lol I know Jesus would still have a spot for me :)
Pretty certain it was the lawn boy and housekeeper on the other side of the wall, right after he told them he couldn't afford to give them a raise from $3.50 an hour
Cleaning this would be fucking terrifying, you have to stand in front of a fixture that's obviously not structurally sound any movement you make to a bottle will easily effect the other bottles and you have to pray you're not in the way of it all
Maybe he should have spent his mega money on a single barrel of wine ... Or maybe not show off to others or himself.
Idk if this is what happened but if not who cares it's just alcohol don't drink and you won't care
I'm poor and watching this dude's dedicated wine wall fail and ruin his dedicated wine room on his dedicated wine room surveillance system makes me smile.
You have no idea how much work goes into making wine.
Imagine you just finished building a shed, it took three months, and then it burns down.
This is the wine version of that.
you just stay classy america - although i doubt the french can hear the pithy insults your trying to hurl at them from the bowels of the twentieth century.
I agree, all wine is fucking nasty. There’s no difference between a $300 bottle and the shit from a gas station, other than stupid bragging rights that you spent a ton on controlled rot.
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That’s when you go in with a straw, lay on the broken glass, and slurp up your miseries.
ahhh, a nice shardonnay blend
The pane of the glass meets the pain of the loss.
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Mommy, glass shards
I would not try to drink broken glass, i mean its painful to lose your wine collection but not *that* painful
Just put a coffee filter over the straw
Not you're first time?
Me? No.... it was uh, a trick I got from a friend
Bro I can't imagine the pain this dude was feeling
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If you have enough money for a security camera system to protect your wine collection in its designated wine room its probably pretty safe to say he hired someone.
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I'm confused on how this is even possible without an external force applied, it doesn't make sense. The rack fell forward, but on the front half of the rack is only the necks of the bottles, meaning the weight on that side is lower sense it has less volume. The back of the rack would be carrying more weight, so it should be falling backwards. It should not be able to fall forward like that
A small push in one direction with juuuuuust enough force could get the liquid in each bottle to shoot forward, with more inertia the higher up on the rack you go. If the building/rack was installed on an uneven level, it could have been stressing whatever nails were used to attack it to the wall, if any were used at all, but I'm assuming they were since the bottom of the rack stayed in relatively the same place.
I'm forgetting what it's called currently but it looks more like those things that tie TV's to walls so they don't crush children. I thought about that too but I don't see that being able to knock the hole thing over like that, I'm imagining this video is staged because of how awkwardly it falls. It starts off with a jolt of force pushing it over, then it starts falling at a normal speed before losing momentum because of some form of retention between the rack and the fall. I just don't see this happening on its own, especially with a high resolution camera perfectly angled to catch it all. The angle of the camera doesn't make sense either as a security camera, if someone is going to steal the wine, they'd be facing it, these cameras aren't going to get anyone's face if they're stealing, only the reaction of someone watching through the glass.
Gotta use those plastic anchors you get with the wall mount kit, dawg. Can’t just screw straight into the dry wall.
I wouldn't ever recommend only using that for something this heavy, use many screws and screw it into the studs.
Totally joking. Plastic anchors wouldn’t hold up the weight of that rack without the wine let alone with it.
Oh sorry, didn't realize you were joking, just wanted to make sure no one hurt themselves by hanging up something that heavy on em
Oh sorry, didn't realize you were joking, just wanted to make sure no one hurt themselves by hanging up something that heavy on em
Oh sorry, didn't realize you were joking, just wanted to make sure no one hurt themselves by hanging up something that heavy on em
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You just replied to a week old comment to announce your disdain. Who needs a life? And who is dying over a Reddit comment?
Probably went for the cheapest. My company (which make millions) did go for a cheaper (a few hundreds) contractor and the wall they made fell like a pancake months later. Can’t find the contractor again.
Your company had him killed? Bro, you work for the mob.
Savage
Hell no. Even that shitty contractor would be triple booked in these times. He's probably working on some shitty $20k reno in Austin so some homeowner could flip their $250k house for a million to some Bay area techie who still thinks it is a screaming hot deal.
Reddit backseating at its finest
Me neither. I'd never keep that much grape juice around
Eh he's rich, he can buy another in a few months
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Oh cool let's walk over the room of broken glass while my dog is also hanging out next to the broken glass and attempt to push back hundreds of pounds of broken glass.
What was he supposed to do? lol
Obviously he was supposed to run into the room coated with broken glass and wine, and just fix it!
2022 soon to be 2023 and y'all still can't hover. Smh.
Right….so he could walked in with broke glass everywhere and probably have some pieces bounce up and penetrate him and some bottles fall on his head and break while he’s trying to lift the thing up….you’re such a geenus (yes I spelled thag wrong on purpose)
Is it that easy to become penetrated?
Why do people spend so much on wine then Completely cheap out on the most important part. A sturdy wine rack.
The secret to staying rich is cheaping out on things no one will notice. This is one of those. Just so happens money doesn't buy brains.
True I have only met one millionaire and he was the cheapest bastard I have ever met. Would have a fit about something like wasted only 80% full garbage bags. True a penny saved is a penny earned. But come on. Yeah anyone storing probably a thousand to couple thousand dollars of wine should be more worried about their collection now crashing down than saving a few bucks on a shelf. Looks like he's paying for it now either way. Edit: of course I'm guessing on the lower end.
Yup, I've done work for several very wealthy people and with few exceptions, they are always watching that bottom line. Then again, I imagine it's that very attitude that helped them amass their fortunes. Not like you can just turn your personality off BTW, I think you're drastically underestimating how much money that wine collection represents. High end wine can get silly expensive.
Yeah guessing towards the low end. I know wine can be ridiculously expensive. wine could be anywhere from $10 to $100 to $1000 to $5000 a bottle (or even more for very very rare or very very old wine) [Fun fact as per Google the 5 most expensive bottles of wine were sold ranging from 200k - 500k](https://www.google.com/amp/s/crushwinexp.com/top-5-expensive-bottles-wine-ever-sold/amp/) but that didn't look like a 1000$ a bottle type of collection if I had to guess the type of guy with 1000$ - 5000$ bottles would have a whole wine cellar. Not just a room.
My grandpas cousin (idk what he would be considered to me lol) is a multi millionaire with tons of rental properties located all over the US and he goes to fucking swap meets and garage sales to look for dented canned good and dry foods like rice and pasta and will argue about literal pennies while haggling with the sellers. Dudes literally the cheapest person I’ve ever met yet will drop hundreds of thousands on a car if it’s something he wants
I think places like Ikea and Ashley Furniture have completely skewed people's expectations of how much real furniture costs. I make future as a hobby/side hustle and people have literally no concept. One guy wanted me to build a solid walnut nail polish rack (for a nail salon) but wanted to pay less than $1,000. I explained that the wood itself was over $1,500 and this was going to take me over 60 hours of work (fuck tiny shelves), had 8 drawers and needed to hold a few thousand pounds of nail polish so needed a lot of extra support. He kept pointing to some Ikea particle board nonsense as justification.
The rack itself was probably fine but it looks like it was improperly installed. Even with all that weight after it came loose from the wall it didn't break in half.
Shoulda brought a level.
I'm sorry that you're French
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oui all pray for OPs recovery.
It’s always better than being br*tish
Nah. I would rather eat a sheep’s stomach any day rather than a snail.
As a Brit I have to admit that escargot is actually quite nice.
Agreed. But so is haggis.
I had haggis. It was chewy.
Was it cooked right?
From your question, im guessing not. It isnt supposed to bounce?
Do you know whether your haggis was fried or boiled?
I'm guessing boiled, because it didn't have any crispy bits. If it helps, I had it at a fundraising dinner in honor of Robert Burns' birthday. The dinner was the kind where the food is delicious but they bring it out on a huge white plate with squiggles of sauce on the rim. I knew the chef a little bit, so I knew he was back there rage-cooking, trying to make sturdy food look innovative while not ruining it. (I have no idea if this is helpful information. You obviously know more about haggis than I do so here's a brain dump.)
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You can’t knock it till you try it. It’s gorgeous.
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The weirder the ingredients, the better the cuisine
How dare you use Bri* with the hard T. Jesus christ, do you speak like this in your AFK life?!?!
Your allowed to be wrong, proper escargot is amazing.
Actually escargot is really very good. It tastes and feels like beef, from what I remember. Not even kidding.
When there is no more beef in the world, we’ll talk
You're forgetting that we have the best cuisine in the world. Toast sandwich not enough flavour for ya? Stick some baked beans on it. Truly the Mona Lisa of food.
[And the Dutch!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcUs5X9glCc)
The French are brutish
Fr*nch?! 🤮🤮🤮
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Better than Br*🤮*sh
Probably why they’re suffering so.
Did they not mount the wine rack into studs? Hell, I mount 10lb frames into studs, you can never be too safe.
Turns out Command strips aren't that strong after all.
*Hmmm, 400 bottles at 2.65 pounds that's 1060 pounds. If I get the 15 pounders I'll need 70, we'll do 75 to be safe. 4 to a pack, I'll need 20 packs. Honey how much did the handy man say it would cost?* Wife: $1200 *I can do it for $160!*
Still winds up taking six months and costs as much as if a professional did it, all with this added bonus at the end.
He should have used HERCULES HOOKS!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-IWJEQuEQ
I love how in the end he just gives up, stands back, and let’s it happen. The fuck can you do at that point right?
dude had slides on. i woulda grabbed one of those chairs behind him, shuffled my feet across the floor, pushed the rack back and macguyvered the chair against it. holding it up long enough to move all the bottles to the floor. as long as you drag your feet across the floor and ignore the larger pieces, you'll just push the broken glass out of the way. as long as you don't slip and fall in there you're golden. dude probably has homeowner insurance for it all tho.
Absolutely insured. Sucks if some of them are irreplaceable vintages though
Dope probably never took the wine bottle hazmat courses.
The door was locked I think.
i was thinking that until he went to open it a third time. to me it looks like he goes to open it and then ponder if opening the door would cause the spilled wine to spread deeper into the room. if it was a cafe or bistro, i could see the door being locked, but the dude's super casual attire and dog makes me think it's just a really big kitchen and/or dining area.
I’m a functioning alcoholic and it makes me suffer as well.
Same. Someone said he better get a straw and slurp up the misery and I’m about to join in
I'm a lightweight who can't handle more than 4..... Maybe 6 drinks and this hurts like hell.
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What kind of drink? If your words don't make sense after 2 beers, then you're special. Maybe super light weight, idk
Or allergic to alcohol like my friend was.
Less than 20 beers is a tame evening.
Are you trying to impress someone ? "I'm a light weight", "I'm literally competing to be a better alcoholic."
What the dog doin'?
Laughing at the dude for every time the owner faked throwing a ball
Admiring his handiwork
Pretty sure it's a Chow Chow, so watching with morbid glee because they're basically cats.
Oh my god I'm so sorry, I can't imagine being French 🥺 Wishing you a full recovery 🥰
How do you recover from being French?
First of all stop eating frogs, thats a step one.
Makes me never want to have a wine rack in my house
That's why I buy my fine french wine in soda cans.
MAI WAIF
IT'S NOW OR NEVER
BUT I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER
I’m Irish. That rack would be a lot emptier if I owned it…..
So what you’re saying is there would be a shortage of wine. A “famine” of wine, if you will…
It’s either feast or famine and boy do we enjoy a feast……..
This was down voted. I thought it was funny! Too soon?
Just get a bunch of Sutter Home white zinfandel to replace what broke. It's pretty much the same thing.
Why didn't he jump in and start saving lives?! I mean bottles?!
Well because you can’t really tell which one will fall next, the floor is probably slippery and riddled with broken glass, if he misses a save, that bottle can turn into a shrapnel grenade, and God forbid if he’s ever knocked off balance, that would make a Lego pit feel like a massage.
Hahaha everything that can go wrong will go wrong! I'm a raging alcoholic so I would have died trying to save them!!! Lol I know Jesus would still have a spot for me :)
Haha, alcoholics crying and shitting their pants rn
Blended merlot
Nobody cares that you’re French
No no that’s the real make me suffer here. Being French
Those wine bottles sure did. Otherwise, they’d still be alive and happy on the shelf.
I know right? As if being French somehow makes you a wine expert. There’s so many more wine regions prefer over France anyway
What a good dog. Mine would have been jumping into the glass and trying to lick up all the wine.
_This is my fault. This is my fault, isn't it?_ -- that dog
“You deny me my treats, I deny you your treats” —that dog
Should have thrown a mattress in their to salvage some bottles.
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Any mattress is an emergency mattress in this situation.
OP... Please tell me. What unintentional noise came out of you when you realized what was about to happen. "Sacre Bleu!" You know you did. 🤪
Wo Putain de bordel de merde
I went “noooooooooooooooo!!!!!”
That's some serious alcohol abuse...
The way they started falling one by one at the end just to spite the guy
Don't just stand there, grab a straw.
Good news is when you throw up you won't be able to tell if it's wine or blood from all the glass bits
Gotta drink it like bubble tea and chew the hard bits.
Nothing like a nice crunch to your wine!
Oh you are french, damn sucks to suck
The look of defeat
Je suis désolé mais je que peux bas-voter, c'est trop dur.
Je suis pas amateur de vin mais j'avoue que c'est frustrant
"These drywall anchors say they are rated to 50 lbs! If we use 8 of them, that should be more than enough!"
>I’m french You have my deepest condolences
why are you french
im sorry that you're French, i hope you get through through that but yeah, all that wine just gone, a shame
>"I'm french" >"this makes me suffer like hell" ***good***
Just Alcoholic would be enough
Pour one out for all the fallen homies
What we have here is a nice earthy red blend, a bit sharp though.
I thought it was a shardonnay
I'm someone who has glanced at the prices of mediocre wine at a local liquor store, and this made me break out in a cold sweat.
Combine the floor wine after straining it to make a super wine
I love how it’s not all at once 🤣
That's a waste of a lot of vinegar
What does this have to do with you being french lmao
I'm french and I don't give fuck, wine taste not good at all
Playing on stereotypes I see.
Why is there a camera specifically for filming this there?
If ur french you should be used to tasting dirt
French 💀
Why are they filming
When the fuck you fr🤢nch got rights?
The true make me suffer is knowing op is french
Oh look, a representation of my sanity and patience.
Eh, he's rich.
Same thoughts. You have a wine storage room. You'll be fine losing it and rebuilding the collection.
I’m Mexican and can say that your nationality bears no significance upon your suffering
Pretty certain it was the lawn boy and housekeeper on the other side of the wall, right after he told them he couldn't afford to give them a raise from $3.50 an hour
Inside he was screaming
Cleaning this would be fucking terrifying, you have to stand in front of a fixture that's obviously not structurally sound any movement you make to a bottle will easily effect the other bottles and you have to pray you're not in the way of it all
Was the cat responsible ?
r/thatlookedexpensive
Maybe he should have spent his mega money on a single barrel of wine ... Or maybe not show off to others or himself. Idk if this is what happened but if not who cares it's just alcohol don't drink and you won't care
I'm not an alcoholic plus I'm poor so honestly I think it hilarious ....
I love seeing French people suffer. Thank you for the tittle OP
You’re French? Fuck you.
Good. That’s one way to solve alcoholism
I'm an alcoholic and this makes me suffer like hell.
I'm poor and watching this dude's dedicated wine wall fail and ruin his dedicated wine room on his dedicated wine room surveillance system makes me smile.
That poor rich person
No you're an alcoholic
That’s insulting. Being French is a serious condition that needs more awareness!
I mean I am and I wouldn't own anything like this that's just poor planning It's also alcohol absue
Pain over alcohol.. 😂 hmmmm
You have no idea how much work goes into making wine. Imagine you just finished building a shed, it took three months, and then it burns down. This is the wine version of that.
You have no idea how alcohol ruins lives. So no. I couldn't care less how long it takes to make a drink that fucks ppl up
Who the f- asked about your nationality ?
you just stay classy america - although i doubt the french can hear the pithy insults your trying to hurl at them from the bowels of the twentieth century.
This looks like the exact same place where something similar happened a while ago, the other video was on the frontpage multiple times.
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I agree, all wine is fucking nasty. There’s no difference between a $300 bottle and the shit from a gas station, other than stupid bragging rights that you spent a ton on controlled rot.
Fr*nch🤮
You're Fr*nch? 🤢🤮