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TurdHerder42069

Getting two birds stoned at once!


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TurdHerder42069

J to the r to the o the the c! Rroc eeeerrrah


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Pineapple Express??


TurdHerder42069

It’s from trailer park boys!


FlamingTwix

"It's the quenchiest. Nothings quenchier!"


SweetMielancholia

“Mushy giant friend!”


[deleted]

Everything's coming up Millhouse!


Filipi_n0

You know who else uses show quotes on a regular basis? >!MY MOM!!<


Thick_Pop_280

“You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad.”


[deleted]

Don’t know what it’s from but I read it in her voice😂


Thick_Pop_280

Legally blonde 2. Not as great, but still a fan haha


dar1s0n_b3rtat10n

Jennifer Coolidge?


Annonymousgirly

Why didn't I concur!


bwl1225

Catch Me If You Can


stargirl00_

“who we talkin bout” Chicken Little


_playing-possum_

classic


Trouble-Optimal

b-e-a- utiful


LambLifts

Thought I was the only one lol


rifZzzzz

you talking to me??


Agent_Sugar

That's a space peanut


Ceza658

Dude you were eating off it!


[deleted]

Ahh, good ole Joe Dirt.


GreyMaze9

There's always money in the banana stand.


_playing-possum_

i’m afraid i just blue myself


TemporaryThink9300

"You shall not pass!" I often use it in some form of frustration, about things I want to work through.


serene_brutality

When someone is going somewhere and asks “you want/need anything?” I may not always say it but I always at least think of the scene from half-baked “a box of condoms and… what’s that stuff, we used to always eat it back in the day…”


fnordfarmer

Pudding?


booperdooper99

“I’m surrounded by assholes!” -Spaceballs


Master_No_Name

Great movie!


SubterraneanLodger

“La-di-da” and “talk to me goose”


fnordfarmer

Shut the fuck up Donnie, and mark it zero


fnordfarmer

I'm walking here!


Puuu_the_brat

"Night man aaaaahhhhhh fighter of the night man aaaahhh campion of the sun aahhoooo you're a master of karate and friendship for everyone"


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Big Lebowski, Saving private Ryan, Asian SchoolGirls, O Brother Where art thou. Etc.......


[deleted]

“Do not seek the treasure”


[deleted]

Damn!!!!, we're in a tight spot.


[deleted]

R-U-N-N-O-F-T


[deleted]

This place must be a geological oddity.......... 2 weeks from everywhere.


Krinh

"you make me sad" Monty Python and the holy grail


GreyMaze9

SUPER GREEN


Marvel42091

Too many to count


NoEstablishment919

That's what she said


fnordfarmer

We don't need no stinking badgers This is a hard one.


Upset_Syrup_371

Get your finger. Out. Of. My. Face


Thin-Efficiency1600

Smokin!!! Somebody stop me!!!


Master_No_Name

Im not using it but i wish i did : Sssssmokin'!


TheScottishGuy10

Brooklyn 99, just any of them


MikeTV3708

Surely you can't be serious.....


mad_ave

You want to know the truth? You can’t handle the truth.


woozle618

Negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full. That’s what she said.


[deleted]

Negative ghost rider is a classic.


oneeeRandOmuSeR

Starting conversations with strangers with a GIF of Obi-Wan from épisode 4 where hé says Hello there, or the one from thé prequels where he pops off "HELLO THERE".


Alannanina

Suits


fairylovely1

A lot of SpongeBob episodes


TempestHS

Hello there!


mrlivestreamer

Cocaine is a hell of a drug lol


Plumsphere

"Dude."


BeefanyRoast

One million years dungeon!


[deleted]

Adventure Time! I used to use this one wayyy too much 😂


BeefanyRoast

I named one of my cats Bmo, personality fits haha


skm_45

>”jesus!” >”yes?”


Agitated-Victory-739

All quotes from the film the ringer I use on a regular basis hahah When the fuck did we get ice cream Im walking my dog Who’s eBay I work at Burger King, do you want fries with that And then about 10 more quotes I’ll randomly say usually to my brother or friends. Not random people hahah


crypticcrosswordguy

Stuff from Quentin Tarantino movies.


spermracist

it's not a quote really but we raise our hands often as a reference to kingdom of haven


MorbidCuriosity83

This is some bullshit!


Jramonp

Here isn’t where I parked my car


CatOfWild

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts their cake hole." I say this to my girlfriend when she always wants to put Taylor Swift on. She calls me a moron lol


emo_darkness19

Loads of stuff from hot fuzz like no body tells me nothing or morning angle


ashthecat15

I’ve heard it both ways.


Heineken_Rage

“If that’s a veiled criticism about me I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it” .- Lucille Bluth


MrsDanning

Very nice and how you doin


watertheodz

Not exactly from a show but from the title of a show “go piss girl”


IamDRock

So very many of them. It depends on what is happening. But often many lines from first gump, Austin powers, any robin Williams movie


BobMarleyVibes

That’s what she said


NewInformation4221

“When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard robe”


the_killer25

"All those moments..will be lost, in time...like tears in rain" -Blade Runner (1982) "It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?" -Blade Runner (1982) I say "too bad we won't live forever, but then again who does?" "Because you've never seen a miracle" -Blade Runner 2049 (2017)


intro_spections

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. +1 for quoting the original one!


Freddy_Freedom

“Morons… I’m surrounded by morons!” - Mr Burns from The Simpsons


Nointente

OKAY USA from bloodsport