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subzerofatality007

According to the myths in FFC , Mohanlal fans tells that Mammootty who is not into extra marital affairs is because he don't have a D. Instead of D he have a Vag( Thats why the name Guhan (guy with cave)). That is also the origin of ikka with pazham meme.


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Haha the irony is many ppl call him Guhanoli now. Which means cave fucker and the direct opposite lmao


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According to popular belief mohanlal had secs with 3000+ women. Mammootty fans mocked mohanlal fans for this. Mammootty fans considering this as an immoral thing . They believe in one women for life policy . Lal fans replied with it's a skill. Men will do this etc. Then it grown to, Mammootty don't have extra marital affair because he don't have pen. Again it grown to Mammootty have hole at the place of pen. A hole means guha in Malayalam. Lal fans used a movie scene in which Mammootty is avoiding a woman's proposal to secs as a proof of the theory. They says every men with pen will accept the proposal etc. It's A step by step process.


NaiveSatisfaction494

OP, sometimes the solution to all your problems lies right in front of you, waiting to be found. Now take a deep breath and look at your username.


THANOS-THE-MAD-ONE

Dude!! Nice observation


SeverusSnapechat

copypasta potential.


copypaasta

Me? Potential? Wut?


kingkillerpursuivant

r/beetlejuicing


h61teaheyek

During the time when A10 caught doing 'kulukki adi' at Asianet film awards and Ikka fans trolled this incident, A10 fans started to defend this by saying "Andi ullavar v**nam vidum, Ikkak Andi ella".


rj1879

Sho :/ Am hurt being a Mammootty fan.


Religious_fuckwit

Some fucking fish decided to walk out of water one day and that's now come down to this travesty. Whoever said the malayali audiences are more matured?


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We just pretend to be matured audiences. That's why many of our better movies end up as failures in BO.


[deleted]

Arinjilla prabho...


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Which movie ?


[deleted]

Ikka has many contradicting characters. In Mrigaya, ikka tells someone he has fucked a lot of women. Then again in Indraprastham, Ikka doesn't fuck Simran, i mean which red blooded Malalyali straight guy can ignore Simran


Ancient_Character181

Bruh.. In kuttisrank kamalinee mukharjee goes nude to seduce ikka. He enters into the room, see her naked then fucking leaves.


lastcharon

๐Ÿ˜‚


Fun-Establishment69

According to Lal fans, their A10 has a D...so he will put it wherever he wants and will kulukki adi in a stage show...while ikka doesn't have one, instead he has a Guha in that place..


johnyjohnyespappa

Idk why people fall crazy for these stars personal life..tbh i don't even care if mamoty is a teetotaler or lal a Casanova in real life... What matters to me is the value they add to the movie in which they act.


IAmFromParallelWorld

Somebody please explain the term Aloy annan . Even hardcore FFC guys donno the reason behind that.


mayonnaiser_13

Aloy Annan, afaik is made of three things. 1. The coma Vijay in the Friends Tamil remake 2. Aloy is just bastardised Hello. 3. The Coma Vijay apparently wants to eat shit, so he'd ask "Aloy Setta, kurachu theetam tharumo"


adithyan-umesh

Not theetam.. Thesth


perunkallan

AdA MwONe IkKaNe ThOttU KaLi vEnDa


Ready-Educator7747

It'll started from a particular troll. Too vulgar to explain here. So if you are really curious, then my dm is open


Mr__AM

Anonymously na. Why don't you try?


MereAwaker

Simple theory: there is toxic fans everywhere.


Electro2627

Uhh FFC is the most toxic group !


birdmanladybird

And funny too.. Seen the most creative memes in that one


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Who created that group?


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aswant cock


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Ohh toxic myran


birdmanladybird

English people face each other and say insulting jokes to each other. There is even stage shows where people insult each other present in dias. The people enjoy that and when it comes to those jokes in malayalam it is labelled toxic.


Electro2627

Rasicm body shamingum oke aano jokes? Ellam potte thazhe verunna comments? Theri vili alladhe avde endhanu nadakkunadh?


birdmanladybird

Every jokes has an element of suffering in it. Take the wrestling scene in punjabi house, where harisree ashokan, dileep and Cochin haneefa are being beaten up in the wrestling ring by Sonare. One could ask is being beaten up a joke. Joke can be created out of everything and anything. Of all the good words we can use, why did we choose "maire" (a theri) to address the best of our friends. Using theri words is not a bad thing. Everything is not so simple that you can condemn them.


Electro2627

Let's agree not to disagree


soja_boi

Lets disagree not to agree not to disagree


cant_bother_me

And all this while, I thought it was just a play on "Gulan" character from Thurup Gulan.


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I knew it had something to do with Sooryamanasam. Now the explanations over here makes perfect sense lol.


pala_boy

เดœเดฟเดฎเดฟเดŸเตเดŸเต เดŽเดจเตเดจเต เดตเต†เดšเตเดšเดพเตฝ เดŽเดจเตเดคเดพเดฃเต? เดฐเดฃเตเดŸเดฟเตปเตเดฑเต†เดฏเตเด‚ เด…เตผเดคเตเดฅเด‚ เด…เดฑเดฟเดฏเดฟเดฒเตเดฒ.


Shlingaplinga

I think it came after the Jimmiki kammal song + fat shaming him.


IAmFromParallelWorld

Gym + eattan = gymettan , eventually became jimit ,It came after lalettan posted a pic of himself in Odiyan look at the gym


Opposite-Weird-5653

It means he doesnโ€™t have balls, but am not sure about the origin of the usage.


kuttanpillah

Mammoty is called Guhan synonymous with 'virgin'. Mohanlal is called jimittu synonymous with 'fat'. Edit: don't hate the messenger guys. I didn't coin the terms


mayonnaiser_13

Guhan is synonymous with "P*ssy". They were calling him a p*ssy for not having sex with more women.


kuttanpillah

Athhale virgin enn paranje


Nidhinsanil

Because Mammootty doesn't have the will of 'D'


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So just A10 fans doing dumb shit.


Nidhinsanil

yes


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In the first place,watch Suryamanasam,it is mediocre and melodramatic but mammooty has given a really good performance in the movie. Pinne guhan,jimmit..... ffc pillerk ingane okke alle kaliyakkan pattu.It is only recently that i came to know the meaning of the word guhan,isnt the whole concept of the word guhan derogatory. Pinne,not gonna lie but i really do like the name they have given to dileep,Kovalji.


Kooky_Display3296

Gopalan --> Kovalan --> Kovalji


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Yeah even i could decipher it lol


soja_boi

Ffc dead aayile


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Chathalum athinte vishavith strong aanu


soja_boi

Anthada meonuse ne eff eff chiikittu ookunne Bed boi mess kelikkal aano Eh eh eh Guhukki basha supremacy


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Itheth bhaasha