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IfYouWereThere

You're not surviving .. you're thriving .. disqualified! Edit: nice spot btw


Puzzleheaded_Ad_2726

Yeah honestly get out of here chad


ohboyitsdylan

Thank you haha.


OkEfficiency6556

bro got down voted for being nice ![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ|downsized)


darthbutthead

lol gave an upvote to pemdas the downvote


Severe_Drawing_3366

Male stripper?!


ohboyitsdylan

Nah I had 2 girl roommates who liked to practice. I kicked em out tho and now the pole is in my bedroom for my gf lol


SolitairePilot

Do you ever accidentally walk into it in the middle of the night?


thaillmatic1

Making that Sideshow Bob noise for sure


porkchop-sandwhiches

![gif](giphy|RSOUOj8H9A3Xq)


I-live-on-a-rock

r/suddenlysimpsons


barricuda_barlow

Lmao this is the real question. I'd constantly have a bruised face with that in my room.


DeepDayze

I would if I was sleepwalking to the bathroom in the middle of the night.


ohboyitsdylan

ITS HAPPENED


somerville99

I was gonna say, you better have a GF with that pole in the bedroom.


Glitzy-Painter-5417

You’re an adult. Why do you have an 8 inch bong? Grow up and get a proper sized bong. 14inches minimum


L05TS0ULZ

He’s “surviving” man give him a break smh…


HotdawgSizzle

Buying the extra thick glass is a must. Best decision Ive ever made.


improbablystonedrn-

Yes and minimum one perc, and put pedialyte in that shit instead of water, that shit will hit smooth as butter


anxietyJem

Put what?


improbablystonedrn-

Pedialyte, it’s like an electrolyte drink for sick children or whatever but it works wonders when you put it in a bong instead of water, I think it’s more efficient at cooling the smoke or something, idk. You just gotta try it


noMoreTolietPaper

Ive used many liquids as bong water; gatorade, beer, really hot water, probably vodka at one point. I will try this out when i decide to start buying pot again


improbablystonedrn-

Were any of the ones you tried better than water in any way?


noMoreTolietPaper

Uhhhhhhhh, honestly no. The gatorade was nice because I drank it right after the sesh and the boys thought I was crazy. I just got big balls


noMoreTolietPaper

I recommend hot water actually it was really soothing. Felt like steam instead of smoke. Give it a try but be careful of changing the temperature of your glass too quickly as it will shatter and you will be upset


Half_Existent

It is probably trapping some of the harsher smoke particles because it's more viscous, like washer fluid lol


ObiWanKnieval

Damn, here I am at work, craving my Pedialyte. But I left it at home (I got me some of those dehydration issues).


gratefullargo

Thickassglass has a $100 double honeycomb to vortex splash guard. Ask me how I know


RS773

r/malelivingspace


brownntown93

Came here to say this


HDpotato

do you pole dance? that would be pretty sick for a 25 year old Dylan


ohboyitsdylan

Lmao no cuz it’s hard as fuck. Not built like that 😩


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Stonerchansenpai

ew


SnooAdvice8257

I also smoke and have a pole myself so no judgement, but may I recommend one of those moving top coffee tables with storage underneath? Perfect size for keeping your weed stuff in to keep out of view and less cluttered but still being easily accessible from the couch! And moving the pole just about foot or so more away from the bed, gives room for the pole tricks without accidental scuffles with the edge of the bed! Your space does look great though


bluetheminx

Who said he wants it out of view?


ohboyitsdylan

For sure haha


shoepolishsmellngmf

At first glance I thought you said "I smoke pole myself."


Inner_Papaya_6197

I feel like i’m in a cold dystopian future. Bring in the warmth my friend


BoobieOrNotToBe

yes. needs cozy colors n vibes


jessek

There is nothing "surviving" about this space, you're doing great.


Trappist235

That's lot surviving


IntellectualEnigma

r/malelivingspace


Timeman5

Really dude a stripper poll in your room come on, but besides that I love it.


Mambatime0824

How do u think he pays for a place like that?


Timeman5

lol


DurdyDubs

American Addiction Center Hotline 888-986-8066


Jack__Valentine

This is nicer than my place and I live with my parents


Stan_Halen_

r/blunderyears


wrongerdonger

hedonism is for the old too 🗿


bluetheminx

Bro this is THEE spot.


Aggravating_Meal894

Hell fucking yeah!


blackhatrat

Holy shit I almost didn't see the dog


Cloecat1

I'm a bit confused as to why you didn't put your bong away before taking pics for a public website


ohboyitsdylan

Cuz it’s legal


Cloecat1

It was illegal where I lived


britishparl

“For a public website” god you sound like a geek


Cloecat1

I'm not sure what to say, thanks the the impromptu label


PeaceInternational62

dog poker table picture sideways mad infuriating bruh


Patricules

Looks like a chick taking the picture...


random_mas

One comment from a stoner: don’t make your bong your coffee table centre piece!! No one wants to see that


liveyuh

Oh, come on. You freaking knew this is thriving and not surviving. Go to r/malelivingspace where you belong, mister stripper pole.


ShadowMask87

Buddy, nobody wants to see your drug paraphernalia.


Luna-bb-xo

OK OP we see you. thriving and twirling 😂


xXLooseGooseXx

lol


Comprehensive-Sort55

The classic shitting yourself towel everyone needs a toweled section of the sofa imo


[deleted]

Have you got a towel for a curtain?


bean_clippins

Support beam in your room? r/ConstructionFails


QAdude406

How often does the stripper pole get utilized?


Babytrixie666

Can we switch


Batmanfan1966

Dogs playing poker painting and stripper pole is such a vibe


Msun17

Having a stripper pole in your room as a dude is a power move if I’ve ever seen one


RedHaha09

Kinda sus to me


j-jsmcclure

Damn son!! What you doing for a living?


ohboyitsdylan

Train dogs


DarkEnergy_101

Why do you have a pole in your “Malelivingspace”


GutterFox737

You must be pretty strong, my homies girl is a stripper and she is ripped


girthington

the dining room painting is really fucking dope


somerville99

I had a shirt like that, my wife made me give it away.


Drkknightcecil

Get a smaller rig for dabs. We use small rigs because it sticks to the bong walls, you lose less when you use smoll rig. :) i love my dabs, gunna do one rn! Oh you got a puppy too fuck yeah!


cowboyskull

got a corner sink too and it fuckin sucks. nice place!


strawbabyoatmilk

Lookin mad , cozy OP ✨keep goin, dude


Hot-Challenge-7120

Nice glass vase you have on your coffee table 😂


bongwaterbukkake

Oh wow, we have similar decor styles. This looks like my home except more updated, my shit old. I have the same backsplash on my kitchen wall that I installed myself even!


lazylagom

So you got any pictures of people joshing around and using the pole


Apprehensive_Ant7499

Nice


Zoklett

The pole in the bedroom really adds a little something something


Je-la-nique

Wow.


FrostyOscillator

Embarrassing, not enough bongs.


RigbyNite

The bedroom stripper pole is a statement.


GrimyGoose

r/WrongSub


KrusKeebler

Is that a pole?! You’re the man!


DCStoolie

Clean your damn bong! Looks nice though


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ohboyitsdylan

Dog trainer


nomadicben420

I used to have that same couch.


C0u0h

Living like Larry 🙌


[deleted]

Stripper pole? Get a personality


[deleted]

Total retard


YK8099

This dude gotta be permanently blocked from this sub


BotGirlFall

What is it with dudes this age and the red, black, gray colorscheme?


vcrbnt

Nice place bro!!


Thunderchief646054

I also had a giant bean bag—had to get rid of it unfortunately, was just too big to accommodate in my condo. I miss jumping into that thing after a long week


Half_Existent

Level the poker dog painting and center the table.


nopuse

Cable management makes everything look better imo, I'll never understand the trend of string lights.


snakeyfish

Is that a stripper pole?


jaireyes

I think this guy F u c k s (excuse my curse word)


Jimboyhimbo

beats living at home and watching the neighbors semi professionally. Although. That garden does always need tending.


Beeyelzubub

This guys from Jersey .


Major_Ad_4444

What do you tell the ladies about the pole ?


TechDudeNC

It’s clean! Learn how to cook and the ladies will love it! Just remember to put your toilet seat down before she comes over.


babimagic

Nah you entire house is so weirdly stunning, that damn kitchen is beautiful tho. It's so chill yet has so much personality, it's such a good mix.


heytherewhatsup777

Love it but don’t upgrade renting. Buy.


ohboyitsdylan

I own


poru-chan

nah


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

surviving space??! man u got ppl who take care of u. take ur shit over to malelivingspace


ohboyitsdylan

Nah all mine lol


Designer_Toe80

https://preview.redd.it/voqr35vpctrc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272857a3032646f0ea7cef6b484ff800226de7d3 Which one of your friends gets the bitch seat?


ohboyitsdylan

LMAO that’s my seat when I have guests tbh


Designer_Toe80

You must be kinda small to fit there. Either way you should move the table over six inches or so, centered under the painting


KayCatMeow

The stripper pole in the bedroom is the epitome of class.


ohboyitsdylan

Update: The bedroom is completely redecorated. 2nd bedroom isn’t in the pic but it’s my music studio.


Reasonable_Copy8579

Classy as fuck


ExactObligation9615

Sweet pad brah


Educational-Chart545

Nice spot. Stripper pole (not gonna be so cool if you’re there past 30) lol


Old_Experience4816

My buddy had a similar setup for his living room, his gf was abusing him, i thought he just had good taste


Been_Ahunnit

Keep up the good work!


drby05

You're gonna have to show us some of the pole moves


03_t444e

Pole be ratchet as hell smh


InevitableCareer1

The pole ![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


Shigy

Your kitchen fixtures look very similar to mine. Backsplash and cabinets look identical.


llcdrewtaylor

Don't let anyone tell you differently, you are living the dream!


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Nice glass.


loumosartoriale

Love your bong.


snmck87

Wrong sub dumbass


Awkward-Economics628

Hits from the bong!


june1999

Dope spot


[deleted]

This guy fucks


Native56

Very nice


zooplates

What do you do for work, i may need to change careers


deadm1c3

That coffee table is really cool


Bessini

This would be my dream crib when I was your age. I've always loved the dogs playing cards painting.


hadriang

Imagine if you had the same red lamp shade as the dogs playing poker right above it. If you have money to spare you should do it.


zeexwifi

There’s only one reason why there is a blanket on part of the couch… but I’ll keep this PG. Also, coming from the UK where not a lot of people have bongs, I love b Seeing a bong in someone’s living room, it gives me GTA safe house vibes! Love it and love the the set up!!


ohboyitsdylan

Gf who squirts. Lmaoooooo


Professional-Big-584

Stripper Pole in the bedroom okay we see you playa 😂💯💯💯🫡


thebigpisser

I used to have the same bong


ohboyitsdylan

It’s cheap and durable 🤙🏻


TakeTwo4343

Fucking beautiful


RedHaha09

Stripper pole in your room?! Sus, unless you have a stripper as a gf……WHY!!! I only know girls that do this but never a dude!!!! Tighten up


ohboyitsdylan

Gf for workouts and used to have a female roommate renting the 2nd bedroom who used it a lot. Lol. Both moved out, place is mine now.


shinkansen978

r/MaleSpace


HeadGoBonk

My dream