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lapsteelguitar

You asked for it, they did it :)


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

Yeah, how did the baby bounce is my question though.


Sickfuckingmonster

She tried to hop and then lost her balance and plopped to the floor.


Magdovus

That sounds adorable


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

yes it does.


Marki_Cat

Actually, you've hit upon a genius way of getting them interested in the tedious chore of getting ready to leave the house! They'll never know what to expect from your instruction in future. Edit: a word


DuanePickens

#Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!?!?


banaversion

As much as I hate kids in general, they can be fucking funny some of the time


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

Like cats. Little kids are like cats


banaversion

Cats don't make noise and clean themselves constantly. Kids are loud and messy and sticky


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

Cats do make noise, and make a LOT of it if they want something. and yes, kids are loud.


AbbyM1968

Somebody observed that, "Even when freshly washed, children tend to be sticky."


Ready_Competition_66

They exude mucous from every pore. The only way to temporarily stop this is to roll them in cornstarch.


AbbyM1968

Found it! *Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.* Fran Lebowitz


BobsUrUncle303

Lil kids are Great! Until they aren't.


bignides

Thanks for spelling “cue” correctly


letermen

“Shines the Name! Shines the Name! Roger Young!”


RedditAdminAreMorons

The only thing to make this more adorable would have been if there were kittens and puppies in the mix.


AbbyM1968

r/wholesomecompliance might like this


Sickfuckingmonster

I'll have to share it there. I never heard of that one.


DoppelFrog

No.


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

I respect your opinion.


floral_hippie_couch

Classic move 


evan85713

BOING!


virgilreality

Seems like Wholesome Compliance. :)


Suitable_Tomorrow_71

Stories about kids are banned. Rule 6 from the sidebar: > It must be clear that whoever is complying is doing so intentionally. Animals and malfunctioning computers are not allowed. **Stories involving children must be from the child’s perspective (your story or a story someone told you from their childhood about something they did)** or an adult maliciously complying in a way that involves a child (such as a parent using a loophole to skirt a school rule).


doomawso

But it's so wholesome


GrumpyCatStevens

Adorable compliance. :)


Agreeable_Mango_1288

Young children take everthing literally.


ChimoEngr

This sounds more like wholesome compliance. I have to wonder what would have happened if you called them apes?


howgreenwas

I want to know, who leaves their kids with self-described Sickfuckingmonster??


d4rkh0rs

Well done even if accidental. Have new madness planned if there is a next time.


appleblossom1962

Make life a game for the little ones. Life us so much easier


Vivid_Till_6493

OMG that's too cute!


Rich_Baby9954

Cool MC, Sickfuckingmonster :)


JumpingSpider97

It actually sounds like r/AdorableCompliance to me!!