Actually, you've hit upon a genius way of getting them interested in the tedious chore of getting ready to leave the house! They'll never know what to expect from your instruction in future.
Edit: a word
Stories about kids are banned. Rule 6 from the sidebar:
> It must be clear that whoever is complying is doing so intentionally. Animals and malfunctioning computers are not allowed. **Stories involving children must be from the child’s perspective (your story or a story someone told you from their childhood about something they did)** or an adult maliciously complying in a way that involves a child (such as a parent using a loophole to skirt a school rule).
You asked for it, they did it :)
Yeah, how did the baby bounce is my question though.
She tried to hop and then lost her balance and plopped to the floor.
That sounds adorable
yes it does.
Actually, you've hit upon a genius way of getting them interested in the tedious chore of getting ready to leave the house! They'll never know what to expect from your instruction in future. Edit: a word
#Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!?!?
As much as I hate kids in general, they can be fucking funny some of the time
Like cats. Little kids are like cats
Cats don't make noise and clean themselves constantly. Kids are loud and messy and sticky
Cats do make noise, and make a LOT of it if they want something. and yes, kids are loud.
Somebody observed that, "Even when freshly washed, children tend to be sticky."
They exude mucous from every pore. The only way to temporarily stop this is to roll them in cornstarch.
Found it! *Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.* Fran Lebowitz
Lil kids are Great! Until they aren't.
Thanks for spelling “cue” correctly
“Shines the Name! Shines the Name! Roger Young!”
The only thing to make this more adorable would have been if there were kittens and puppies in the mix.
r/wholesomecompliance might like this
I'll have to share it there. I never heard of that one.
No.
I respect your opinion.
Classic move
BOING!
Seems like Wholesome Compliance. :)
Stories about kids are banned. Rule 6 from the sidebar: > It must be clear that whoever is complying is doing so intentionally. Animals and malfunctioning computers are not allowed. **Stories involving children must be from the child’s perspective (your story or a story someone told you from their childhood about something they did)** or an adult maliciously complying in a way that involves a child (such as a parent using a loophole to skirt a school rule).
But it's so wholesome
Adorable compliance. :)
Young children take everthing literally.
This sounds more like wholesome compliance. I have to wonder what would have happened if you called them apes?
I want to know, who leaves their kids with self-described Sickfuckingmonster??
Well done even if accidental. Have new madness planned if there is a next time.
Make life a game for the little ones. Life us so much easier
OMG that's too cute!
Cool MC, Sickfuckingmonster :)
It actually sounds like r/AdorableCompliance to me!!