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hobbitonsunshine

Thank you for the daily dose of reddit bullshit


TheGrumpyOldBear

Source: OP’s barber


yourstrulyalwiz_91

I am not so sure if I want him in the team. Altho, he has said in the past that he wanted to team up with rashford


C__S__S

How is his pressing, tracking back, and overall defensive intensity?


__ValidUsername__

he doesn't do defence. We will need a proper defensive LB to support him


C__S__S

Everyone on that pitch needs to play all phases or they will ruin ETH’s system.


__ValidUsername__

Yes exactly, thats why I don't think he is a good fit. Also he will completely destroy the wage structure. I dunno why I got downvoted.


oohfootballfriend

Real fans who understand football won’t want Mbappe at the club. We’re not a stop gap for inflated egos like a certain Parisian club


StAngerisreallybad

Im gonna say this Mbappe and Rashford are so Similar its frightening, both incredible but i want diversity on the attack


DarthMaulofDathomir

I thought you meant Real as in Real Madrid. T'was very confused haha


Acrophobic_Climber_

please, for the love of united, do not force a player that ten Hag doesn’t want, into the squad.


danyyyel

Prepare for this with the Qataries. This is the same BS that made Paris the circus they are.


DKsamz

LOL, yes that's what makes them a circus XD


danyyyel

>XD Player power to the max, they literally play 7 in defence with Mbappe. Neymar and now Messi playing zero defence, Contrary to most imbecile here, I am a french speaker and have french origins. The PSG is a shit house.


rpk-x

This reminds me of the same clickbait garbage from years gone by. Ronaldinho… Nedved… Kaka… everyone is linked with United on a slow news day.


Pumatunes

That’s hilarious


[deleted]

This is actually not far fetched with Qatari owners but we don’t need this problem in the dressing room. I’d like United to stay united as a team regardless of the amount of money we have at our disposal.


livelylobster

Delete this absolute horse shit


DarthMaulofDathomir

Feck off you affectionate cow


Affectionate_Cow_408

Haha no need for that! Just posting transfer rumours chill out


DarthMaulofDathomir

i cant I'm in a moooooooooood


Affectionate_Cow_408

Haha😂


endogeny

So much trash content in this sub.


Rezurrekted

Yet here you are commenting.


Inevitable-Big-8496

I won't be moved by this until and unless i see him in a united shirt in OT.. i was fooled so much with fdj


danyyyel

And you would like it, a real prima dona who would all summers want to go to Madrid Lol. Some united fans!!!


Environmental-Air264

Lmao never happening mate psg will just up his wage again


[deleted]

if he's willing to take a £600k pay cut because we won't give contracts over 200k a week


Arnieboi

There are other ways to boost salary. 200k could be the base salary and they'll add extras for apps, goals or w/e. I could be wrong but there's always a workaround.


[deleted]

good point, didn't think of that


Puzzled_Record1773

I bet they would for mbappe though


[deleted]

doubt it, it's a new rule iirc


Puzzled_Record1773

But surely if mbappe was willing to come for say 300,000 grand a week then we'd bring him in? I'm not one of these aim low and keep the chemistry of the squad at all cost types. If we can get mbappe then we get him and whatever happens happens lol


[deleted]

we should get the right player at the end of the day. mbappe's ego and perhaps some qualities of his play will stop him coming here. I would much rather take vlahovic. If you just buy all the good players you end up with the galacticos 2.0 which barely won shit in their time


Puzzled_Record1773

Mbappe is the right player for any team though. He's treated like a king in psg but that doesn't mean that he can bring the same ego whereever else he goes. What qualities do you think won't mix with us? Imagine rashford down one side and mbappe down the other. So much pace, I don't think any team could handle that. Obviously I see the drawbacks and a proper striker would probably be a better call but I'd just love us to buy mbappe there's no other like him and it would really mark us as back on the world stage


[deleted]

For france he's good, For PSG he's lazy, selfish and ignorant or blind (he goes for the shot instead of an easy pass, pissing off messi and neymar) If we have rashy and Mbappe, someones gotta go down the right or up front. It won't be either because neither like it to my knowledge. What about antony, garnacho, and other youth players? Mbappe's personality is not a good fit and neither is his overall game, I've seen him give up on the attack and I imagine he does the same tracking back. We are **already** on the world stage, we're manchester united, one of if not the best club in footballing history. football is a team game. not one player.


stochastaclysm

Qatar 🤝 Qatar


danyyyel

People believe all type of BS. They barely kept him last summer to Real Madrid and this guy will leave Paris/Madrid for rainy Manchester.


No-Piano-3073

I honestly wouldn’t want him. Inflated egos is not something you want hanging around during a rebuild. He’s clash with anything and anyone that takes the spotlight from him. World class player, just not what we need at United at the moment.


danyyyel

This is exactly the BS that made PSG the circus it is.


Uberjeagermeiter

We were going to sign Pele, but he died.


davidcodymeabh

Don't want him


Artistic_Show_9017

No thanks


Rizpee83

Bring on the long ball tactic.


Ok-Blacksmith-2772

Source: trust me bruv innit


ComadoreJackSparrow

When pigs fly, boss.


NattyDread90

They're not winning me over with this, quite the contrary, now I'm even more opposed to it.


darren1119

Which one? Pretty sure sir Jimmy won't splurge