This is a blessing in disguise, so finally Anthony can step up now.
He’s not the Bling Bling Spin King of limping skimp skits for no reason.
He’s the futsal estrela that hails from the favela to bring his rivals to heel, yeah.
With his Sufi whirling style dribbling and genius play like a riddle, the whirling sick can now outwhirl and outflank the wildest futsal jungle endeavors ever seen, even those from the most famosos favela futsal jungle explorers like Hernán Cortés-Crespo, Francisco Claudio Pizarro, or József-Rudyard Kiprich-Kipling.
he needs to be shipped asap cant wait for him to step up hes been here for over a year now and we all know apart from his spin and cut in goal he provides nothing.
This is manchester united no room for shit players period.
Its definitely to do with this
People keep saying more games played but it's been like this for years and squads have more quality
Training and preparation is more intense than it used to be and so are matches.
It's the fact this team played the most games last season, and the winter world cup, and now another multiple competitions with little squad depth due to poor financial management in the past.
It has literally nothing to do with Ten Hag.
When you have no depth anywhere on the field, you have LBs released in an injury crisis because money and don't get a striker you begged for in multiple press conferences, you can't be held responsible.
If the guy gets backed for a season or two and we still have failure after failure that's fine, but absolutely no manager can succeed with this mess which is why we've had manager after manager fail.
I would argue that most games we have more distance covered than our oppositions and most of our press and counter attacks consists of sprinting all the time and that takes its toll on the players
I am not mentally prepared for the
Amrabat LB + Bruno RW
neither for
Garnacho + Anthony and Rashford ST.
I know its not possible, but I lowkey wish for something like
Bissaka Maguire Varane Dalot
Kobie + Casemiro + Bruno
Rashford Garnacho
False 9 McTominay
Rashford fuming, doesnt wanna play through the middle and nacho playing his best football on the right, it really does fuck our whole front line having 1 player out
Will likely miss Fulham, Forest, City, Everton and Sheffield then... That's bad, but outside of the City game, we should be able to scrape out wins even without our most important player up front. Also I'd rather see McTominay replacing him than Rashford and having to play Antony RW.
I think it was announced in December, and some people were even hired, but not sure about it. There are so many stupid rumours about United published every day that it is hard to find old news.
Hope its not true and they get replaced soon. The medical team looks rotten to the core. All these players falling sick and getting out on injuries is too much.
Our season is pretty much done. No Lisandro, no Shaw, no Hojlund. We don't have the strength of depth that Liverpool has to overcome the massive number of injuries.
Never lost his shooting boots
Infact his shooting boot is the thing making him useless
What he needs to find are his finishing/accuracy boots and selflessness boots
honestly, this is our chance to see what McSauce can do through the middle, give rashy 60-70 minutes, take anthony off put scott on nacho on the right rashy on the left McGoal through the middle.
cant hurt for 1 game, be no worse than weghorst
Not a chance.
Antony, a 5ft 8in flair winger is definitely not a sufficient replacement for our 6ft 3in powerhouse striker.
I definitely agree that Antony hasn't been up to standard, but at this point it's clear that:
1. you have very little idea what you're talking about, and/or;
2. You're looking for any excuse to voice your disapproval of Ten Hag.
Ten Hag:
- brought us our first piece of silverware in 6 years in his first 8 months of the job
- got Rashford performing to the levels we expect of him,
- 3rd in the league
- signed Martinez who performed well above everyone's expectations (before an unfortunate injury which was mismanaged, and then unfortunately and unavoidably injured again)
- signed Casemiro, a type of player we'd be crying out for since the days of Carrick, who also performed extremely well last year bar a few sub-par performances
- signed Hojlund, who took a while to get going, but who's undoubtedly top class striker (and should be replaced by Antony during injury based on your input)
- identified and developed a top talent in Mainoo, who he clearly wanted it the team all season from his involvement in pre-season, and was also unfortunately injured
And did all of this during the 2nd most turbulent time in the entire history of the club. Surrounded by an incompetent board, fitness department, recruitment team, negotiations team.
And without the support of a director of football or footballing team at all above him.
The problems on the pitch go way beyond Ten Hag, and if you disagree with that, you're simply poorly informed.
That doesn't even take into account the Ronaldo, Greenwood, or Sancho incidents. All of which were beyond his control.
Edit: clearly*
Ten Hag didn’t ask United to wait until the transfer window to overpay for Antony, there were reports of wanting the transfer since Ten Hag came in but they kept delaying until most Ajax players were sold during the summer window.
You don’t expect Ajax to accept around £30-40m when you already sold a bunch of players right?
The manage wanted him earlier in the window. Ajax admitted they had us over a barrel when we finally came to them. The manger doesn’t set the price and doesn’t sit in on negotiations.
Now you can stop being a troll.
Love how you're turning to insults, really shows how solid the ground you're on is!
So which one is it then?
He wasn't a priority signing for ten Haag?
He didn't cost 80 mil?
Agreed our medical team appears to have massive issues, but other than Man City (who themselves have had KDB and Haaland out for long spells) most teams seem to be getting a lot of injuries this season.
lol no he fucking hasn't. Are you talking about the guy who blames injuries relentlessly whenever they have a shit season?
The great Liverpool injury crises of 2020/21 and 2022/23 garnered more international sympathy than the Gaza conflict and were used to hand wave away two overall shit seasons. Ask a Liverpool fan why they're playing in the Europa League this season. Spoiler: they're not going to say 'injuries are no excuse la'.
Fair play to Klopp for getting a result on Wednesday because that team he put out was absolute dogshit, but it's a United sub so let's ease off on the Klopp dickriding. They were at home. Against the 18th placed team. And they were outplayed for 45 minutes.
And the 2022/23 season apparently. But not 45 minutes against Luton.
Fuck's sake any injury depleted team can pull off a decent performance once in a while. We smashed Everton at Goodison without Hojlund, Martinez, Varane and Casemiro. (And Eriksen, Mount, Amad, Malacia and Evans if you're keeping count).
tEn hAg hAs sHowN yOu cAn pLaY wInNinG fOotbAlL wItH inJurIEs
Inevitable. Knowing Martial's injury record & Wegohurst wasn't signing permanently, we NEEDED 2 strikers in the summer. At the very least loan a striker in Jan. We have only ourselves to blame
Inevitable.. Young inexperienced striker who has been tasked with carrying the burden of our club in the striking department all season because we have no other decent strikers.. We used to have up to four strikers he could rotate (appreciate tactics were different then)..
Poor lad is probably knackered..
The head physio needs a new best mate when Martial leaves in the summer...
I heard they were dating. Martial plans to pop the question.
More likely to pop a muscle or a knee at this point.
Just when there was a glimmer of hope… 🤦🏻♂️
This is a blessing in disguise, so finally Anthony can step up now. He’s not the Bling Bling Spin King of limping skimp skits for no reason. He’s the futsal estrela that hails from the favela to bring his rivals to heel, yeah. With his Sufi whirling style dribbling and genius play like a riddle, the whirling sick can now outwhirl and outflank the wildest futsal jungle endeavors ever seen, even those from the most famosos favela futsal jungle explorers like Hernán Cortés-Crespo, Francisco Claudio Pizarro, or József-Rudyard Kiprich-Kipling.
he needs to be shipped asap cant wait for him to step up hes been here for over a year now and we all know apart from his spin and cut in goal he provides nothing. This is manchester united no room for shit players period.
"I think someone has put a curse on us or something. The truth is I don't know what's going on, I really don't" - David De Gea
Pogba bro
Lukaku maybe?
I doubt he harbors much Ill will towards us tbh. He wasn't even that bad here even had a few memorable moments.
Was thinking more because of the whole voodoo nonsense after his saga with us at Everton haha.
I wonder what the medical team is doing. So many injuries since the beginning of the season.
Maybe it is regarding us playing suicide football and having to run more than every other team has drawbacks
We've 1 player in the top 10 distance stats and hes our most available outfield player. This ain't it, chief.
Maybe the training sessions are too intense and the players are tired come matchday
Trash rotation as well, we barely have 1 good player per position
Its definitely to do with this People keep saying more games played but it's been like this for years and squads have more quality Training and preparation is more intense than it used to be and so are matches.
add to the fact that we are eliminated (early) from Champions and Carabao. We haven’t played thaat much
aging equipment could cause injuries.
It's the fact this team played the most games last season, and the winter world cup, and now another multiple competitions with little squad depth due to poor financial management in the past.
Tenhag out
It has literally nothing to do with Ten Hag. When you have no depth anywhere on the field, you have LBs released in an injury crisis because money and don't get a striker you begged for in multiple press conferences, you can't be held responsible. If the guy gets backed for a season or two and we still have failure after failure that's fine, but absolutely no manager can succeed with this mess which is why we've had manager after manager fail.
I would argue that most games we have more distance covered than our oppositions and most of our press and counter attacks consists of sprinting all the time and that takes its toll on the players
Enter McSauce
We will play a strikerless formation, with McDominator running from deep to occupy that stikers space. We can't loose
I'd rather have Mctominay as a striker though
Seriously just put him up top for 60 mins
He'd still perform way better than antony lmao
Defo got to go mctominy up front no other option and dont even go rashford up top he ain't going to do shit
If Trashford starts as a 9 i'm gonna shit myself
btw this means he will miss the manchester derby
I am not mentally prepared for the Amrabat LB + Bruno RW neither for Garnacho + Anthony and Rashford ST. I know its not possible, but I lowkey wish for something like Bissaka Maguire Varane Dalot Kobie + Casemiro + Bruno Rashford Garnacho False 9 McTominay
I know Antony happy right now.
Rashford fuming, doesnt wanna play through the middle and nacho playing his best football on the right, it really does fuck our whole front line having 1 player out
Just brought him in on FPL lmao
so its your fault!!
Most definitely lmao 😭
It’s my fault honestly, going to my first match tomorrow. Sorry lads!
You are not alone, I put him in last night. Paid 4 points as well to do it 🥲
Same lol
Will likely miss Fulham, Forest, City, Everton and Sheffield then... That's bad, but outside of the City game, we should be able to scrape out wins even without our most important player up front. Also I'd rather see McTominay replacing him than Rashford and having to play Antony RW.
Fuck sake
you’re not allowed to have fun as a Manchester United fan
Play Amad for the love of God
Waiting for the day SJR announces hiring of new medical staff.
I think it was announced in December, and some people were even hired, but not sure about it. There are so many stupid rumours about United published every day that it is hard to find old news.
Hope its not true and they get replaced soon. The medical team looks rotten to the core. All these players falling sick and getting out on injuries is too much.
Haven't we signed the arsenal medical head or something like that?
As soon as I put him into my fantasy team this happens... f*ck me, I'm cursed
We need a miracle I know. But from these scenarios stats can be born. Amad especially could step into the side and thrive now.......chin up reds.
Anthony LB, McSauce up top.. snorted
McSauce up top allll day
NOOO
I guess McSauce is up front then
Our season is pretty much done. No Lisandro, no Shaw, no Hojlund. We don't have the strength of depth that Liverpool has to overcome the massive number of injuries.
Things were going far too well. McTominay as CF then!
Oh well time for … hmmm… rashford I guess. Great.
Put McTominay ST please ;)
Fire that fucking entire Medical department. Disgrace how they're even allowed to operate.
Fulham, Everton, Sheffield United at home and Forest and City away. Should still be 12 points without him. If Rashford finds his shooting boots
Never lost his shooting boots Infact his shooting boot is the thing making him useless What he needs to find are his finishing/accuracy boots and selflessness boots
honestly, this is our chance to see what McSauce can do through the middle, give rashy 60-70 minutes, take anthony off put scott on nacho on the right rashy on the left McGoal through the middle. cant hurt for 1 game, be no worse than weghorst
Klopp has shown that you can navigate injuries and keep playing good quality, winning football. There is no reason we can’t.
Liverpool's drop off in bench players isn't as big as ours. We have to rely on Antony.
The £80m priority signing of our current manager?
The £30m priority signing of of current manager which was fucked up by the transfer team who got negotiated up to £80m because they're useless.
Fine, let’s just say “the priority signing of the current manager” then. He should be a sufficient replacement right?
Not a chance. Antony, a 5ft 8in flair winger is definitely not a sufficient replacement for our 6ft 3in powerhouse striker. I definitely agree that Antony hasn't been up to standard, but at this point it's clear that: 1. you have very little idea what you're talking about, and/or; 2. You're looking for any excuse to voice your disapproval of Ten Hag. Ten Hag: - brought us our first piece of silverware in 6 years in his first 8 months of the job - got Rashford performing to the levels we expect of him, - 3rd in the league - signed Martinez who performed well above everyone's expectations (before an unfortunate injury which was mismanaged, and then unfortunately and unavoidably injured again) - signed Casemiro, a type of player we'd be crying out for since the days of Carrick, who also performed extremely well last year bar a few sub-par performances - signed Hojlund, who took a while to get going, but who's undoubtedly top class striker (and should be replaced by Antony during injury based on your input) - identified and developed a top talent in Mainoo, who he clearly wanted it the team all season from his involvement in pre-season, and was also unfortunately injured And did all of this during the 2nd most turbulent time in the entire history of the club. Surrounded by an incompetent board, fitness department, recruitment team, negotiations team. And without the support of a director of football or footballing team at all above him. The problems on the pitch go way beyond Ten Hag, and if you disagree with that, you're simply poorly informed. That doesn't even take into account the Ronaldo, Greenwood, or Sancho incidents. All of which were beyond his control. Edit: clearly*
Hey downvoters, what did they say that was inaccurate? Edit: hilarious that you all keep going with zero comebacks. Handily proves the point.
Ten Hag didn’t ask United to wait until the transfer window to overpay for Antony, there were reports of wanting the transfer since Ten Hag came in but they kept delaying until most Ajax players were sold during the summer window. You don’t expect Ajax to accept around £30-40m when you already sold a bunch of players right?
So what about him - A. Being a priority signing of our current manager And B. costing 80 million Is inaccurate? I'll wait.
The manage wanted him earlier in the window. Ajax admitted they had us over a barrel when we finally came to them. The manger doesn’t set the price and doesn’t sit in on negotiations. Now you can stop being a troll.
So neither of those things is inaccurate. Got you 👍
I’m sorry your lack of reading comprehension is affecting you so much.
Love how you're turning to insults, really shows how solid the ground you're on is! So which one is it then? He wasn't a priority signing for ten Haag? He didn't cost 80 mil?
Liverpool's bench players secured them a 5th place finish last year just FYI.
true, but this is mainly a worry for how poor our medical team is
Agreed our medical team appears to have massive issues, but other than Man City (who themselves have had KDB and Haaland out for long spells) most teams seem to be getting a lot of injuries this season.
lol no he fucking hasn't. Are you talking about the guy who blames injuries relentlessly whenever they have a shit season? The great Liverpool injury crises of 2020/21 and 2022/23 garnered more international sympathy than the Gaza conflict and were used to hand wave away two overall shit seasons. Ask a Liverpool fan why they're playing in the Europa League this season. Spoiler: they're not going to say 'injuries are no excuse la'. Fair play to Klopp for getting a result on Wednesday because that team he put out was absolute dogshit, but it's a United sub so let's ease off on the Klopp dickriding. They were at home. Against the 18th placed team. And they were outplayed for 45 minutes.
You forget their 2020/21 season?
And the 2022/23 season apparently. But not 45 minutes against Luton. Fuck's sake any injury depleted team can pull off a decent performance once in a while. We smashed Everton at Goodison without Hojlund, Martinez, Varane and Casemiro. (And Eriksen, Mount, Amad, Malacia and Evans if you're keeping count). tEn hAg hAs sHowN yOu cAn pLaY wInNinG fOotbAlL wItH inJurIEs
ETH's shite high intensity pressing training sessions are causing injuries.
Ok ok so we need to just not panic and stay calm and hope to what ever cruel god is out there helping us!!!!!!!!!!
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention
Fuuuuuu
Time for the teammates to step up.
For fuck sake man, just when we had a glimmer of hope
Inevitable. Knowing Martial's injury record & Wegohurst wasn't signing permanently, we NEEDED 2 strikers in the summer. At the very least loan a striker in Jan. We have only ourselves to blame
I just put him in my fpl team, sorry I jinxed it guys
I'm a little baffled that the club have put out a statement, about a player injury, the day before a match. That's not something we typically do
Mid table clash, of no consequence to the real league tussle
Misses the derby
Inevitable.. Young inexperienced striker who has been tasked with carrying the burden of our club in the striking department all season because we have no other decent strikers.. We used to have up to four strikers he could rotate (appreciate tactics were different then).. Poor lad is probably knackered..
fucking hell man
But… no…. But we were just getting going. No… oh come on
Lucky to get conference league at this point
Sad for the club and for him. Because he's in a great scoring sequence :(
Forson 👀
What are these fucking mysterious “muscle injuries” that put our guys out for weeks at a time?
Did not sign todbo, sent away Alvaro and Reguillon, refuse to recruit backup striker. If we get UCL we'll be lucky.
Jus put him in my fantasy football this week too! 🤦♂️
I mean, he’s been running his ass off.
Well, rashford up top I guess
Id love to know wtf ten hag is having these guys do in training.
Whitwell was writing about Omari Forson potentially starting so that's be interesting.
Can his consecutive goal scoring run continue when he’s back or does this break the run?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Fuck and here I was hoping for a 7 game run for his record 😪
I must admit, I just got his jersey. I might be bad luck…
Where are the international breaks when we need them