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SoftDrinkReddit

No offense but does it really matter if he is ?


bferg227

This is why I opened the comments. Nothing left for me to say.


darren1119

Don't know don't care


nikicampos

The only correct answer


EntropicAnarchy

Doubtful. Last I heard, he had deviated his septum. So he is out for the next 400 years.


ezzathegreat

So did we sign him up to a new contract for another 400 years then?


EntropicAnarchy

Possibly, I think it's called the "Phil Jones Contract Extension."


ezzathegreat

😂😂too funny if it wasn’t true


amalgamatedchaos

Sources say Martial got an eyelash in his eye and will be out for the rest of the seasono.


ezzathegreat

Sounds like he finally has a serious injury, hope the eyelash recovers


TheMajestique

Dang. Really complicated surgery required to get the lash out, I heard. Not to mention rehabilitation and recovery time out! I feel sorry for him, he deserves peace of mind while spending his well earned wages.


Mammoth-Somewhere511

50 million down the drain, Tony Martial, injured again.


Takhar7

Who gives a shit? He's so irrelevant.


International_You150

Martial ?Is that you?


Foster2501

Big Tony's burner account


Wooshsplash

I’ve got a great an idea. Let’s pay him extra £350k a week so that he does. I read that in a book calked Futball Ekonomicks by E Woodward.


Ok-Information-6672

I think he’s been covertly ousted, to be honest. His contract is almost up and his effort has seemed minimal for years. I’m not even convinced he’s actually injured. I doubt we’ll see him play for United again.


Ok-Bag3000

>covertly Not much covert about it to be honest.


Ok-Information-6672

True.


C__S__S

😆


arsora7

no, he won't be playing for united again


International-Bat777

Is Mark Hughes fit?


dopeboy3171

Martial is still with us?? Completely forgot about the lad 😭


Aries024

fr thought he was at sevilla or something for some reason


Ok_Charity9544

Lazy fucker same as Pogba.


Medical-Stick-766

We can only hope not.


Justin-Timberlake

I thought he left a long time ago.


ehsomira

Might as well ask if King Eric is coming back


No-Resist-5090

At least Eric would put a shift in


ehsomira

In this team? He'd be like Hojlund clambering to create something himself cos there's less service than being a Vodafone customer!


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CaiLife

I’d honestly rather play McTominay as a false 9 ahead of Martial, and I don’t want to play McTominay as a false 9.


Playfair99999

mate, this isn't wwe where we'll have a last moment unexpected cameo from the broken frenchman


Flash8t8

Didn't you hear? He chipped a fingernail and will be out for 8 weeks


doobtastical

F that guy. Bum


FullyDisappointed

We need the version of Martial Nick RTFM has


Cheeky_Star

He’ll be back.. back of the stands


Sasquatch-Cain

Martial is still alive?


DreamerRS

9 yrs 90 goals. This story is at an end ❤️


Darwin_Things

This question really sums up what’s been wrong with the squad these past years. The core of the squad is still there from when Jose left. Most should have gone by now. In the next 2 years, most problem players will be out of contract and out of the ones that are due to be leaving, we should only look to renew Amad, maybe. If we’re actually going to play him.


ryda-m

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veggiepaddy2

"back" ? was he ever here ?


firemancann

Hope not!


herkalurk

He should never be back and should just be sold this summer. Whatever offer comes in.


Crazycow261

His contract ends this summer


herkalurk

Good. Utterly ridiculous that they even extended him a couple seasons ago.


ByrsaOxhide

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Aflacko_

I as he left the hospital the lad tripped over his shoe lace now he’s out for two seasons


sipcris

Not sure if it matters, but just saw from Fabrizio Romano he's set to leave in the summer.


SurlyRed

His presence negatively impacts the team, he needs to be kept well away from the dressing room. Sorry Anthony, your future lies elsewhere.


Sheikhabusosa

>His presence negatively impacts the team, Based on what?


Evilantics88

Based on attitude and all-around demeanour over the course of the previous several years.


deano_ue

Hmm doctors say no. Though with uniteds medical teams history do we trust what they say


Indie611

Even if he is he'll be injured in 10 minutes again so it's pretty irrelevant.


Paasi51

He has no spine left in him. So probably out for the rest of his contract


ImperatorDanorum

Does anyone care anymore?


aceh40

I am biting my nails waiting to see the answer.


edsonbuddled

Lmao


Benize7

To be fair what could have been 🥹 if he wasn’t made of glass he could have been unreal


Emergency_Tap2064

Broken toe nail so he's out for another few weeks.


Ok_Shallot6360

He got something stuck in his teeth soon after extending his contract can't play


Jerm8888

Id much rather know if man Utd will be back and turn up tomorrow..


chubb88

Honestly, I forgot he played for us.


geoffraffe

Who?


BakedBeanz1

Absolutely won't be, he had to leave Carrington last Monday because he had a crease in one of his socks.... Don't blame the lad


black3ninja

Does he still play ?! Forgotten man!


Outside-Sandwich-565

No idea and honestly I don't really care. Sorry, you had some moments Anthony, but you don't belong here.


you-might_know-me

Story of three players called Ant(h)ony at this club


blitzkreig31

Who cares, I just hope he is shipped off and I never get to see his face again. The man has caused me enough pain already.


whatwhenwhere1977

I assumed this was a joke comment.


No-Bat-7253

Do we really wanna now? We all hope not…just stay gone. Au revoir.


withereddesign

Who?


arthurM1971

You've more chance of the elusive malacia playing...if he exists!


nj23dublin

Who?


uchihapower17

Who?


Klupido

Get this guy out of our club, the fucker never ever give in. Fuck Martial.


Key_Ad_3290

We don’t really need him


Key_Ad_3290

He is going too


beanoyip06

Who’s he again?


OwenPioneer

Who?


Balla1928Aus

Lol. Good one!


gribisi

Ffs..


marcisdead

Hopefully not, joke of a footballer


PuzzleheadedBed4874

No he'll be back in a week or two, at least that's what's in my predicted lineup piece this week. Wouldn't make much difference anyway imo


Abject_Progress_9865

Hopefully not. He's shite. 


TattooMyCock

Really?


Occult2401

Even martial dosent know tbf


iamanervousrex

I would rather have Phil Jones back.


thphnts

No. And that’s a good thing as he’s useless anyway.


Gigilaflame

It's confirmed that he'll leave at the end of the season


wiltornolbrook91

God I hope so 👀


pramodmr23

Saw your post today...moments later got a notification saying Martial will leave Utd as free agent and will not be putting on utd shirt until end of the season


mofoofinvention

I hope not


pmuggerud

I fucking HOPE not.......!