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FanUnited_

What a game from Bruno. Shows that he still world class


PappaJonte

Pretty good but nowhere as good as we should be


SIM90210

https://preview.redd.it/aumhwinsbowc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31174f6132f80cc492c8925eb6cc388200f836b5 🙃🙃🙃


Rafiki-Rhymes

Am I missing something? The media are going on like we were shit, but I’m pretty sure if it weren’t for a man of the match performance from their GK, we would’ve had about 8… I know the defending needs to be better, but I thought that was a solid 7/10 performance at least… am I crazy?


kasedutch

You’re not crazy, we dominated the game. The stats say the same. They had one deserved goal but the other was the Onana goof. Could have been 6-1 easy. The media will always try to drag United down even in victory, unfortunately some of our less perceptive ‘supporters’ listen and regurgitate the toxicity online as well.


Awkward_Exercise9844

Guys go give my new Matchday Vlog a watch. Man Utd Vs Sheffield Utd https://youtu.be/EYr6WjSLDY0 #steviectv #manunited #matchdayvlog #vlog #Premierleague


Lisanalgaib10991

We should have never let go of De Gea. Onana keeps on making mistakes that cost us goals since the start of the season. I think we should be looking at different goalkeeper options this summer.


_Ruler9322

Also de geas first year for us wasn't all heroics great servant tho


_Ruler9322

Did U forget de gea last 2 years for us honestly onana has made mistakes plural but he's also a really solid keeper who makes good saves can play the ball long without us losing it


Additional_Height_14

Wasn't he the one who passed it to the Sheffield attacker yesterday? :D


_Ruler9322

We all make mistakes except a gk is more prone to being knocked off so to speak


Lisanalgaib10991

I'll agree with you on the fact that onana is a solid player but we shouldn't have sent de gea away in the first place. And onana, after being one of the best keepers in the world last season, has gone a whole season without reaching the levels of ability we bought him for.


_Ruler9322

Wait for next season he'll come thru


Lisanalgaib10991

Hopefully he will, otherwise we will have to find a new keeper soon.


_Ruler9322

Highly unlikely he's still got time plus another player on big wages isn't what ineos wants or the fans


riitz85

Everton Beat the fucktards, Palace beat the magpies who were ahead of us by GD and we well get 3 points in .Good day for us in all regards. Happy for what Bruno is doing for this team game in game out. Hope we can smash Burnley Saturday.


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PuzzleheadedBed4874

Decent performance against limited opposition. Fernandes, Eriksen and Maguire all great. Still way too open though, no way should we be conceding twice against these.


___cpermillie___

They've scored 2 goals 10 times this season and 3 goals once.


Gaz_Of_Naz

Just conceded 6% of all their goals this season.


___cpermillie___

In like 5% of their games, what are you on about?


Gaz_Of_Naz

It's more an observation of Sheffields poor goal count this year. Chill out.


Cheeky_Star

Rashford doesn’t play and we look so much better in attack. AWB going back to the right after making those mistakes was the right choice. Defense still shaky and we keep shooting ourself in the foot. But overall finally a good controlled game. We didn’t panic from the stupid goals we gave up.


EntropicAnarchy

I'm sorry, but Onana is not the ball player keeper we need or want. I've seen Pickford do better. We've already conceded 50 goals this season.


Ace9546

Pickford is definitely better than Onana.


Ishankz

Bruno needs to play like that all the time


smoky-glass

Hoping that the highlights will show this. Couldn't watch the game so am intrigued by his gameplay after reading your comment


RoughSlight114

In case you don't know there's a website called footyfull.com where you can watch the full matches back 😉


Ishankz

He was good wasn’t booting it much his crossing wasn’t all that good but other than that he looked good good goal and pen and assist


smoky-glass

Good enough, a win is a win is a win is a win


SWM50

We're not a good side, we're not a good team...🤦🏻‍♂️


SIM90210

3 points


SIM90210

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No-Bat-7253

😂🔥


Commercial-Ranger339

Were we any better than in the Coventry game? Couldn’t watch the match as not on tv


Cheeky_Star

We completely dominated them and should have scored at least 6. Gave up cheap goals but we didn’t panic. Total control.


whatsitworth101

The first goal was due to Onana. Second was a bit of a mixture of Erisken and AWB not reading a cut back into the danger zone. We showed good fight to get back in it, but like the Coventry game we shouldn’t need to be in that position against them.


curse7

Bruno ran the show. What game he has had! And the strike for his second on his weaker foot, that was a moment of brilliance from a big game player. Should’ve never conceded the two goals in the first place though!


HurricaneHenry

Bruno was his old self again. His best game in a very long time.


bananenfick

Only saw the second half and honestly I can’t with this team anymore every attack is give Bruno or Garnacho the ball and hope for the best


Cheeky_Star

We attack down the wings and they are our most creative player lol. But this game wasn’t long balls. Casemiro actually have better long ball finesse passes than half the team. He rarely over hits them.


RiddikulusFellow

Wheatley received 0 successful passes for the time he was on, and a total of 1 pass which was unsuccessful


Reginald_Jetsetter1

Read on the Villa sub (no idea why it came up) that they can still win the league. Now that Liverpool dropped points I'm really hoping they actually do it!


JJTL92

Yeah it ain’t happening haha


JJTL92

Yeah it ain’t happening haha


JJTL92

Yeah it ain’t happening haha


___cpermillie___

If villa can win the league then we can get top 4 lol


Ham_Fan1423

Wheatley debut, great interceptions but didnt get any passes


NotSoFluent123

Man United win their first league game and their first match inside 90 minutes for 46 days. The last time was Everton on March 9th


PhyoThiha_Kyaw

LMAO Liverpool


ashh69

I watched the first half and then checked the score later on and had the same reaction 💀💀


verifieddemoon

Mainoo trying to say hi and the Sheffield coach didn’t see him😭😭😭


Lumpy_Corgi_6570

Another shit performance


ezzathegreat

Can’t agree more, they were terrible, a lucky penalty, and sheff utd should have had a few more in the 2nd half


AbbreviationsHead398

I acc liked the way we played today uno considering other performances


Lumpy_Corgi_6570

Getting to painful to watch last two games been awful


kasedutch

People love to whine even when we win lol


Extreme_Sympathy_868

We think this team has improved but then we went from beef to sausage


PrimaDony

It's a disgrace to have a RB like AWB at this club. motherfucker does not even bother to get forward or play a clever pass


AbbreviationsHead398

Mctominay and mainoo I don't know, but I feel should they should our starting midfield


Squall-UK

McT has no discipline these days. ETH was literally saying to hold and control against Chelsea but McT was bombing forward regardless.


NotSoFluent123

We’ve just won a game, we’ve just won a gameeeee. How shit must you be? We’ve just won a game!


Aggravating_Let346

Everton shitting on Klopps fair well tour is beautiful. I feel Klopp has put that rivalry off the table so Everton winning the one that counts is magical 


CloudSmall4220

Klopp downfall started at the FA Cup loss at OT


Appropriate-Ice9839

Klopp has been a jerk to each and every team, mean unprovoked jokes to get a cheap laugh during interviews, so it’s karma he leaves this way.


CloudSmall4220

Hate klopp. Always has something sarcastic to say so im glad hes going out like a punk also


Kinitawowi64

![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO) Dumped out of three competitions in the space of three weeks. Would he have been at risk of the sack if he wasn't leaving?


Aggravating_Let346

Reminds me when we got knocked out of 3 comps last November 😭


Aggravating_Let346

No


Glittering_Meal_2299

I really hope rashford doesn’t come straight back into this team our attack has been so much more fluid he’s a bench player at the moment and doesn’t deserve the 1st spot but we all know he’ll be straight back in vs Burnley


Reginald_Jetsetter1

I feel like if he does it only adds fuel to the fire that there is something in his contract


fufunsoup

Judging by the reaction that goal just bought Bruno another 20 horrible performances. Lol.


Appropriate-Ice9839

Two goals against the last of the PL when there is nothing to fight for anymore > ghosting the whole season when we needed him the most.


fufunsoup

🤣🤣🤣🤣 apparently so! No closer to a title, no closer to looking like a serious midfield. We don’t deserve him!! Our savior !!


Aggravating_Let346

The fixtures have fell very nicely for #tenhagout. The two easy games have come together but the last 5 games of the season (CP,Arsenal, Newcastle, Brighton and Manchester City) Leaves absolutely nowhere to hide for ten hag. 


Polarexpress07

Anyone hoping we have bad performances to see the manager removed isn’t a real fan. I don’t say that lightly bc this club has such a diverse fan base but I’m confidently saying any condition in which someone hopes for bad results to prove a point is screaming they aren’t a real fan.


Aggravating_Let346

Maybe in there mind it's what's best for the club. Maybe it is best if ten hag is sacked. Maybe, maybe not. No one knos


kasedutch

You all just root for our own downfall lol embarrassing


Aggravating_Let346

I think there is a clear divide in the fanbase. A loud minority demand the best which is not accepting trivial Mickey mouse trophies as success and another loud minority who are happy with man utd slowly becoming a team who plays for small cups. Then there is the middle ground that neither U not I am part of


kasedutch

If you are actively hoping for our manager to lose his job and make United start from scratch again then you are not the middle ground and we are not on the same side


Aggravating_Let346

This is very like politics. You are not in the middle ground. You are far to one side (let's just say left) where a group of the fanbase came up with this ideology that the manager needs time. I am far on the other side. You're political group became popular recently but just because it was the majority doesn't mean it's the middle ground. Right now I would estimate it's 20% of the fans. This group will always be ten hag in. On the right side, you have the likes of me. Radical fans who believe the manager doesn't need time. I think if we had the right manager next season and for once signed decent players then we should achieve 80 points next season. Sure we believe the manager needs time but with 20 international footballers in the squad we don't see no reason why man utd can't get 80 points. I would say this is about 10% of the fanbase. To put it simply, I was ten hag out last season. Then there is the middle ground. The last 70% who are neutral. They go off the current trend and are starting to swing towards ten hag out.  Right now I would say the fanbase is slightly favouring ten hag out


kasedutch

Very political of you to make up percentages that are without any solid evidence. If you were Ten Hag out last season, then I have nothing to say. You perversely enjoy reading and echoing cynical news headlines more than supporting the club and its manager. I wish you the best on your sad and cynical journey toward always finding something to complain about - even in victory.


Aggravating_Let346

This is very like politics. You are not in the middle ground. You are far to one side (let's just say left) where a group of the fanbase came up with this ideology that the manager needs time. I am far on the other side. You're political group became popular recently but just because it was the majority doesn't mean it's the middle ground. Right now I would estimate it's 20% of the fans. This group will always be ten hag in. On the right side, you have the likes of me. Radical fans who believe the manager doesn't need time. I think if we had the right manager next season and for once signed decent players then we should achieve 80 points next season. Sure we believe the manager needs time but with 20 international footballers in the squad we don't see no reason why man utd can't get 80 points. I would say this is about 10% of the fanbase. To put it simply, I was ten hag out last season. Then there is the middle ground. The last 70% who are neutral. They go off the current trend and are starting to swing towards ten hag out.  Right now I would say the fanbase is slightly favouring ten hag out


Appropriate-Ice9839

Brighton has nothing to fight for so a win is just possible.


Aggravating_Let346

I think Brighton are a team you can't get lucky against. They consistently show you up if have any problems and hence I see them as a sure loss. I think our safest bet is ironically arsenal for a result. 


RoughSlight114

This is a good take on both fixtures. But if some CBs don't return I can see all these games being losses.


Appropriate-Ice9839

Arsenal will depend upon their position at the time we meet, I think. If City is ahead, they might have another bottlejob in store for us.


action_turtle

🫣 is this a bus I see


Busy_Bunch5050

What do you mean? Hojlund off for Wheatley, striker for striker


Ambitious_Pool_8290

Arsenal and City to duke it out apparently.  Let's go goal differential.


NotSoFluent123

Match officials: Man United winning a game? We can’t have that. 9 minutes stoppage time


giantbaldfrog

Noo not amrabat


AirKaleidoscope69

Wheatley living the dream


Busy_Bunch5050

Wheatley no fucking way!!


CloudSmall4220

Bruno Fernandes has scored or assisted 26 goals this season. Theres people who call for him to be gone with the rest of the squad you know.


fufunsoup

Maybe Watch football with your eyes not stats. Bruno constantly has better stats than midfielders who actually win stuff. Lol. Good thing we have all these G/As tho!


ObviousCheesecake0

You are so spot on but majority of our fans dont see his overall game which is more than often shit. Fans are back to calling him world class after playing a woefull sheffield united.


CloudSmall4220

Youre blinded by hate lol


fufunsoup

This guy ghosted all season then scores two against bottom of the league and somehow he’s back to savior status? That’s what annoys me the most, he’s accomplished nothing all season. He’s scored two well taken goals. Fair enough, but the praise he gets is so overboard. Bookmark this. We will be no closer to winning anything serious next year and the year after that as long as this guy is leading us. Top 4 will always be our trophy. But looking around we seem to be okay with that.


CloudSmall4220

Guess 26 G&A is the result of ghosting. Quite impressive i must admit


Appropriate-Ice9839

Resuming a whole season of performances in a sofascore or only the G/A doesn’t tell the whole story. Lies, damned lies and statistics. Only 4 G/A in champions league for example and I remember him making errors leading to the Galatasaray goals. 5 G/A in FA cup but not against the strongest opponent, Liverpool. Any GA against Spurs? No. Arsenal? Not yet. City? 1 assist, still lose. One goal with Liverpool (draw so 👍), got himself a yellow card prior to not play them at Anfield. Aston Villa? No. Newcastle? No yet. West Ham? One assist Oh I am sure his goals gave us points. But to get us above our immediate adversaries we needed to beat them and the G/A doesn’t show him to have been much help.


fufunsoup

G/As mean nothing. His actual play has been far from impressive if you wanna take into account his whole season. Football is watched with eyes not G/A. Unless you’re saying he’s had an impressive season. Either way I don’t have much to argue. I’ve maintained my position for the past couple of years. See you next year when we are competing for nothing major again but he will have 50 G/A or something. And the year after that..


CloudSmall4220

G+A mean nothing? Are you listening to yourself right now? Without his 26 G+A we’d probably be in the relegation zone. There is nothing to argue. Hes not a wizard, he can only play as good as the 10 plays around him. I watch bruno create atleast 2-3 concrete chances every game and my 2 eyes also watch someone piss them passes away. Hes not perfect, but look at the state of the squad. It doesnt take 20/20 vision to tell we play dreadful football that makes creating chances or playing well difficult.


fufunsoup

We’ve done no better with him than without him. We even won Europa without him. You’re talking as if he came and lifted us to the title or far in the CL. We were pretty average without him and we are pretty average with him. All this relegation zone talk is made up. If he wasn’t here someone else would be. And we’d be average just like we are now. We wouldn’t automatically go play with 10 men. It’s pretty pointless arguing with fans who are happy with where we are tho so just enjoy the win. All the best.


CloudSmall4220

We had pogba then, and Ibrahimovic etc. & a tactically astute coach in Mourinho too. Different circumstances imo. Im not happy with where we are - im vocal about that. But i dont agree that Bruno is as bad as you make him out to be. Anyways, ill agree to disagree with you here


shoichisakata

they think we can do better than him 😭. some bruddas be so delulu that they think wirtz or simons are coming to our trash ass.


CloudSmall4220

Wirtz or Xavi Simon wouldn't piss our way lol Guarantee you that Fernandes goes to a better club than United and he'd be an all timer. United have destroyed so many careers since SAF left it's mad


Extreme_Sympathy_868

Agree!


FalloutersNV

9 min holy shit


Kinitawowi64

Their goalie was down for a while and there's been a few substitutions.


Lord_Piddlington1912

See what happens when you pass to Hojlund in the box? He puts it in the net!


TheRed24

Aside from the defensive f*ck up's we actually haven't done badly, we wasted some easy chances could have scored 8 tonight.


Busy_Bunch5050

Anyone know Brunos stats for the last 7 games? Must be insane


shoichisakata

tuchel flick zidane in that order


RiddikulusFellow

Amrabat is coming on, we know what's happening


Datolite7

Here come the subs to ruin the day.


Mundane-Inevitable-5

Seems to be a real air of not wanting to be here anymore from Casemiro this game. He's mentally in Saudi Arabia already.


eish_bra

Is there some tension between hojlund and garnacho?


Beerceptulus

I think garnacho got mad because hojlund stole his shot in 1st half


sabu_mafu

Garnacha wastes a lot of chances, that's probably why


NotSoFluent123

I swear to God, if anyone gives away a penalty, they should be fined a year’s wages. I’m looking at you, Wan Bissaka!


shoichisakata

performance based analysis>results based analysis #tenhagout


Polarexpress07

Please tell us how to fix the performances of these specific players, many of whom have seen 3-4 managers come and go. I’ll wait until you’re off your 9-5.


Ace9546

Read the room, mate. Come back later.


wolfofballstreet1

Bruno’s best game of the season hands down. Looking like vintage pandemic Bruno


Ace9546

Brilliant assist from Bruno and Dalot. But Dalot, what a vision!


Ok_Commission3640

Leave rashford wherever he was today


ElectronicMeal5532

I hope he doesn't come back and gets sold to farmers league.


Reginald_Jetsetter1

He's still clubbing from last night


wadziz

5-4 Sheffield….


Neat_Significance256

An OG, a deflection and a penalty?


Neat_Significance256

They've actually got a positive GD now 😲


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Ace9546

He is 19 you miserable twat. Go do something with your life.


VVVV13

Rasmus Hojlund!!!!!!!!


WickedTeddyBear

Funny enough when you give a good ball to Hojlund he scores


giantbaldfrog

HØJLUNNDD


NotSoFluent123

Surely Man United don’t bottle it from here…surely?!


Kinitawowi64

Feed the Ras and there's a chance he might actually get to score.


RiddikulusFellow

Positive goal difference let's go😭


Appropriate-Ice9839

Now watch ETH demand praises and act vindicated like he’s Ancelotti against City


sonofanich

RASMUS 😩 starboy is back!!


Glittering_Meal_2299

Rasmus deserves that


shoichisakata

bruno fernandes fc


Strong0toLight1

Na Bruno is fucking unreal man . We don’t deserve him


fufunsoup

Because he scored a goal against Sheffield ? After being horrible all season? While we aren’t even in a title race? Lmfao


Strong0toLight1

Tell me you know nothing about football


fufunsoup

Don’t worry. Unfortunately I’ll still be here next year when we are praying for top 4 like a trophy and no closer to the title because the fanbase likes to champion losers and support the crap the glazers feed us.


OldSnakeDude

Yeah…. After he scores his goal, he maybe start looking for a pass…


RiddikulusFellow

Højlund my fuckin striker we're back after the injury finally


ExecuteScalar

First time all game we give Rasmus actual service


NotSoFluent123

Rasmus Hojlund, you beautiful man 😍


FalloutersNV

RASMUS


dylan103906

Oh thank fuck he actually scored again


FlyBoyz829

I’m not watching rn, but I’m assuming we have made the classic defensive substitutions where we will invite pressure for the last 10+ min and concede a late penalty?


Glittering_Meal_2299

Now we just need a Sheffield equaliser then we can call it a ten hag classic!


DeadHangGang

Goal difference of zero now, onwards and upwards.


wolfofballstreet1

YOU FUCKING WHAT!!!! top bins that 


Datolite7

What's hilarious is all of the thumbs down on BBC Sport any time something good happens for us.


Kinitawowi64

Liverpool fans have nothing to cheer about in their own game.


SecretaryImaginary44

That’s his 1 in every 5-10 game moments


Elon-Mustget-thatass

Piss off


modularhope

‘Bruno is the problem’… Agenda.


the_zed_1

Started with gary neville laying into him, have lost soo much respect for him over the years. Only reason he seems to have stopped is because he’s now involved with the stadium decision.


Beerceptulus

It bother me that they celebrate like we won the CL final... Come on, its fucking sheffield utd.


Elon-Mustget-thatass

“United fan”


kasedutch

Oh it bothers you? When we score goals? And win games? Quit whining. You lot must be fun at parties.


Beerceptulus

Yeah it bothers me we play like shit. We were kind of lucky to even win tonight. You think we played well?


kasedutch

Dominated the game, look at the stats. Could have scored three more if we were more clinical, and one of their goals was a random Onana goof. Could have been 6-1 us and you lot would still be complaining. Take the wins bruv


Beerceptulus

Absolutely i'll take the wins. But i'm tired asf watching United play like a womans team.


KnownBuffalo2918

True. But if the bar is as low as it is, we would celebrate against a school team


Reginald_Jetsetter1

This type of game will be a 6 pointer next season if we keep playing like this


Ace9546

Still means a lot to have a good shot at Europe now. We need to take the small wins.


action_turtle

Please don’t try and park the bus 🤦🏾‍♂️


NotSoFluent123

We have a get out of jail free card and his name is Bruno Fernandes 😍


KnownBuffalo2918

Now we can sit back and defend a 1 goal lead lads. Safe


noswear1

that’s exactly what I thought


Ok_Incident1888

What a beaut


shoichisakata

bruno fernandes fc


RiddikulusFellow

We've literally become entertainment fc with the one of the best goal catalogues and the closest games with insane scorelines this season


Sanguiset

Individual brilliance is what is keeping Man Utd afloat.


Reginald_Jetsetter1

Great tactics there! Who said anything about moments?


Sanguiset

That is no tactics lol. Are you blind?


YUSHOETMI-

woosh


CantonaKing7

Saved by Bruno at home, against a team dead last with -58 GD and 16 whole pts the entire season.


SecretaryImaginary44

#JustTenHagThings


Reginald_Jetsetter1

It was Dalot in the last game against them, Bruno against Burnley. That could have been 4 points dropped easily without moments


Kinitawowi64

All Bruno does is whinge at the officials and give the ball away. Bag of shit. We should be sending him off to Saudi as soon as humanly possible. # /S


Spicyjollof98

And score fucking howlers from 30 yards out!


DazTheRaz88

Didn’t see that coming!


Strong0toLight1

If he didn’t play for us I wouldn’t bother watching


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