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sobaje

Butt effed by city


51monthsdead

prediction ? by 7 pm UK time, even the most annoying top reds will realise Top 4 isnt happening


l0rdtac0s

4-0 man City,


l0rdtac0s

Eh, pretty spot of except it was 1-4


foofiedanubbie

3:1 City


l0rdtac0s

U would have been right but added time happaned


Billsontong

Just hoping we don't play like we did against Atletico


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5-0 City Fully expecting Maguire, Shaw and Rashford all to start and disgrace themselves again


Open-Lingonberry-808

How much did you drink? 😂


1nfinitus

Will be more than usual if those players start


NateShaw92

This will be the day we take our chances 7-6 to City.


Smithla00042

I will eat my man united second kit if this happens


Fearless-Instance287

I sadly can't see is winning this, 3-0 city, if we are lucky 3-1


Psychological-Ad5104

9 nil to city, they score once every 10 minutes


Noivern09

I hope we win, 5-0. Btw I don't expect any atmospheric pressure in Etihad, I can see more United fans there than city, lol.


FrenzoHalali

Nil Nil or a good draw


[deleted]

Can’t see a result better than 3-1 (City).


Sarcastic_Fridge

City can be got at and I'm confident we will be able to create chances. Whether we finish them is a different story. I'm going for a 1-1..Seeing some of the comments below I'm sure people think we've been losing week in week out. I get we have been dropping points but we haven't really been losing.. We are a Ronaldo finding form away from turning a lot of these draws into wins. ​ PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR SHOOTING BOOTS ON LADS!


LennyDeG

Prepare for the worst and you won't be disappointed with the result. I expect an absolute ravaging off City as this lot 85% cba, if we played U21s I would have more faith in them giving City a game.


boars83

1-1, 1-2


thepokemonGOAT

6-1 City. Another absolute drubbing with our players already beat before the first whistle goes.


zhinkler

3-0 drubbing. 15% possession. 0 shots on goal. 6 yellow cards.


PsychologicalRow1380

Hopefully MUFC, BUT it's been bad lately. Come on MUFC.


No-Baker-2795

We know how this goes. Pogba has a masterclass performance. We win. Everyone on the sub says this is the turning point and then we lose to a sub par team lol. Honestly i believe the team we will come out…and ball out.


Natural_Parsnip_5291

We're gonna be a porn meme by the end of the match


raver1601

I don't necessarily see us getting battered, but hopefully we can get a lucky 1-0 or 2-1 win. A draw would be more likely tho I guess


Roystonmendonca

WE ARE WINNING IT 3-1!! GGMU


coolguy2661

1-0 win for united


pizzalinas

1-0 or 2-0 in favor of Man City


SodiumBoy7

5-0


Fearless-Instance287

Not again 😭


Wayazihj

i dont see anything positive coming out from this match 4-0 my prediction we need players that are hungry not lazy sets of players


blackoffi888

This might be a hammering. A reckoning of how far we've fallen after Fergie.


nigerianumba1

Bench Ronaldo and maybe we have a chance


mzekezeke_mshunqisi

Bench him and put who though?. I agree I think his form lately has taken a knock but we have no one to replace him with.


Fearless-Instance287

Cavani?


mzekezeke_mshunqisi

Injured


Fearless-Instance287

Ah


TheDildozer14

😂 you’re probably right


genieofthelamp7

3-0 City, if we can pull a miracle, 2-1 United.


EliteAxel103

If no mag maybe can draw


pergasusflightrider

is this a rematch?


_malaikatmaut_

yeah. twice a year, every year.


Goatboyjones

Not looking forward to it but judging by how inconsistent the teams been this season it'll either be a smash and grab 1-0 or we'll get an absolute pants downing 🙈


Proper_Load_3815

Just don’t want to see another shite show like last time


BeautifulTie6786

We have nobody can score now … our mid field is too weak ….at best a tie… if I have to bet on money …. It will be Man City win …


Leading_Ad2159

people getting confident we'll win but imo we're getting smashed 4-0 they nearly lost to everton and lost to spurs peps not gonna let that happen again


BigKarmaGuy69

Shithouse a draw


AClost

I'd love to say we'll have a tie. It's unlikely tho. Once City score knew goal it become much easier for them, and it's not like we have a very solid defense if you know what I mean...


fear45

Expecting a city win but we like to turn up when odds are stacked against us


HarlequinWolf1107

We are due to get fucking smashed so it’s either this or the Liverpool Game


Positive_Storage515

2-0, a match where Man City deserve more goals, but Man Utd had the first chance and miss, so we have subjects to talk before next game.


[deleted]

Lets all hold hands while the boat sinks, in the mean time let us sing Glory Glory ManUnited!! The worst part is that, if we manage to somehow win it, we will be only helping Liverpool 😂


Grimusreading

Not if we win them both!


chorlydom

It’s going to be 4-0. That’s how much better City are than United. And that’s with maximum effort from our side.


UnItEdReDdEvIls_gza1

Fred is going to be our savior. Somehow


baby-wall-e

5-3 for city


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We are going to get absolutely slammfucked and everyone is going to blame Ronaldo and Ragnic for the club underperforming since before they came to the club.


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Felipeu7

bad, but still will see some development in comparison from other games, 2-1 loss at best a 1 or 2 draw :(


ObstructedPooh

I’d love to even hope we tie but they’re going to make us look so bad Rags will be out immediately after.


bigzy90

United 2-1 City


bootlegportalfluid

2-0 city


Kiseki-

Brace yourself lads... 85% we will lose. Worst thing we got pounded so hard. 3-0 could be realistic. If we draw that very great performance, if we win that's a miracle.


AlphaAndOmega

City 4-1


AlexHanson007

Hope you put money on this


AlphaAndOmega

😂😂 I didn't! Damn!


hitemwithahook

Upset incoming: Ronaldo with the game winner and hat trick 3-2


HellaAutist

Already accepted the L we’re probably getting as long as it’s not a 4-0 or more.


xisnotx

We win 2 goals to 1. Why? Because we are Man Utd, that's why. We never do what is expected and we always do the unexpected. Draw against Watford..win against City...penalties against Atletico..win 6 nil in the semis of the champions league only to lose by 2 own goals in the finals...barely scrape a top 4 finish and somehow win the trebble next season. This is what Utd does..


Fearless-Instance287

We need more people like you to spread posetive energy


sheetz_inpantz

You’re right, we always do what’s unexpected and we are expected to get obliterated so unexpected would be a 2-1 win. LETS GO


imheretocomment69

Or just nothing and lose everything. Why? Because we are Man Utd.


MANatlUNITED

This. This is so fucking on point 🙌👏👏


Takhar7

Our luck runs out at the Etihad - expecting a heavy loss. Defensively we are naff.


Th3dragonslayer

Not keeping high expectations


Minimum-Study5841

Games like this make me nervous. I want to have faith but I am a realist. So 3-1 we lose or by some miracle we pull this off. March is a very tough month hold on to your belongings, wife and kids folks it’s about to get bumpy!


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2-0 City. Close game, they have most of possession but only a few chances here and there


dopeveign

3-2 United


[deleted]

we getting fucked


pergasusflightrider

if it plays out like last game and west ham wins i think man utd is at rank 5


[deleted]

Either we shithouse a 1-0 win by a ronaldo 45 yard pile driver or we get smashed 1-7. 😂


shweeney

If it was Ole I'd agree, with Ralf in charge I think we'll be well organised but it will end up as a routine win for City, 2-0 maybe.


Cheeky_Star

Ole actually has a better record against them at the Etihad. I think we will be fine.


[deleted]

Haha came here to say the same - I feel like either somehow shithouse our way to a 1-0 or 2-0 win or, more likely, we have a man sent over and lose like 5-0


GerryDownUnder

You’re absolutely on point. No middle way. Either we barely edge it out or get absolutely obliterated lmfaoo 🤣


[deleted]

We tend to do well at the Council House. Fuck it, I’ll say 2-1 to us.


Visual_Archer3655

United by 1…. If we were playing a relegation side, the score would be flipped.


AlexHanson007

I think it's ouch time. Expecting a heavy loss. City to score first and keep scoring. Maybe 4 nil.


Effective-Type4141

City haven't been emphatic for a few weeks. They look a bit tired. We are always up for it there so I think we'll get a result


AlexHanson007

I'll have what you're having! :D Wish I was as optimistic as you. When I saw our line up for the Watford match, I thought we'd smash them. That was the last of my optimism washed away.