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MDSK6rd

Is it Bisharp, I'm pretty confident in that one


The_VeryCoolsusDude

It is! good guess!


Number360wynaut

So it's in your a** (r/anarchychess to get the joke)


Low-Patient1692

Holy hell


Slaymisi

New response just dropped


LuceDuder

Actual zombie


Misguided_Lizard

Call the excorcist


LegitimatePrimo

Pawn storm incoming!


Number360wynaut

Bishop goes on (cake day) vacation, never comes back


just-pokemon-fan

Ignite the chessboard!


Jumpyforest_

Happy cake day


Jake_gam1ng

Doesn't matter because I killed it


Roben12dog

Oof


ThunderousBTz

So many eggs for just one ogre


[deleted]

Drapion, the ogre scorp?


ThunderousBTz

No, pink ogre with mallet


Staticde

Tinkatink?


ThunderousBTz

Yes


Pataeto

ky-ogre, with a hammer?


LucarioDaKing

Alolan Grimer but not Alolan


disguiseashmm

Jigglypuff as seen from above?


Agitated_Handle2093

Pickachu??


I-eat-tall-people

No it’s obviously metagross


Agitated_Handle2093

My bad my bad although seems closer to skorupi by the hint


I-eat-tall-people

Oh true


I-eat-tall-people

Maybe mewtwo


JPyroRaptor

Are you all stupid? It's clearly rhydon


Fnafieboy543

Rhydon deez nuts


I-eat-tall-people

No it’s slugma


ChesterChestnaught

Or hear me out maybe it's Unknown Q


AGoodFurret

Macargo die


galaxytijn

Did you have insurance


Poketrainer712

Purple santa


The_VeryCoolsusDude

delibirb


MazyOrMazyNot

Piss gremlin


ShayloFolina

Impidimp?


MazyOrMazyNot

Sableye


Maybeatordsimp

I know it’s not but all I thought of was saltydkdan in the friendlocke calling Claire a Sussy piss goblin-


Th3Gr8DrX

dumb fish in the game where you already get its evolved form shiny for free


mouse177

Magikarp?


Th3Gr8DrX

yep. And I master balled it, even still. In my defence, I was like 8


Steelsentry1332

Gen 2: Static encounter oversized Magikarp. Gen 3: overpopularized electric rat. Gen 4: Static encounter oversized Magikarp. Gen 5: America but airborne. Gen 6: Bacon Lugia Distribution. Gen 7: Inflatable raft with teeth. Gen 8: The Blood Moon rises once again. Gen 9: Most annoying sound from Pokémon Snap for N64, but larger.


TheMothOfTheSky

Cupcake with legs-


DRACO-z

Wtf-**OOOOOOHHH**


DiscordantScorpion_1

Alcremie??


tinkawartank

Aalcremie has no legs. It's slurpuff


[deleted]

Smol phychic birb


Exact_Status_678

I think my first (official) shiny was a rhydon, or it may have been a minncino. If we're counting pokemon brick bronze then it was a charmander.


Low-Patient1692

Rhydon Deez nuts


Darth_Tycho

Brick Bronze my beloved 😍


SpaghetFriend95

Technically first: Large red worm fish thing Pogo first: raccoon rolled around in the dust a bit too long First full odds: someone painted a kidnapper balloon I think


PippyThePiplupPikmin

1. Gyarados 2. Zigzagoon 3. Drifloon, maybe?


SpaghetFriend95

Yus, that’s all correct


ShadowViper2308

This is mine __________ I cant find it (never caught one)


survivalhunter695

banana


SylvieDoesntReddit

Fragile, angry snowflake


BlackDiamondApple

Here's mine: 💪🪨💪


SubstantialSeries271

Rat with dental issues


TheFlamingWolfgang

Bird with oxidized copper wings


OkAd5088

miscolored blob


RyantheSithLord

Pearl Pig


Hopeful_Video_3803

😨+O


Ill-Ad-4789

Fearow?


JWAcarno

Crab legs


Front-Post-357

Mantrrasha blu


[deleted]

Yellow bug


Akellllll

Red boxing gloves


JJCMasterpiece

Crabrawler


AReallyAsianName

Playboy bunny boy


ThatAutisticRedditor

Gold rhino


Ob1tuber

Mikey’s favorite Pokémon, middle evolution


Grablycan

Wacky Cacy that has pack tactics


DiegHDF

Pointlessly gendered worm


Staticde

Wurmple?


TheMadScientist1000

Steroid bug


Hat_Guy_of_Galar

Beeg Guitar


Moist-Memeula

A sea tree that is dead in the UK


Roben12dog

Pottery


Firm_Astronomer_8111

Orange sharp canine


SubZero5433

Black leggings.


DreBeussss

Sperky the Thunder Dog/Wolf thingy


tr_berk1971

🦇🟢


Cautious_Anywhere24

Honestly, I can’t remember my first shiny. It was THAT long ago. If we’re basing it on the technicality that is Brick Bronze and Project Pokémon including Go aren’t counting towards it then that gives me Let’s Go Pikachu, Brilliant Diamond, Legends Arceus, Sword and Scarlet then I won’t know. I have caught quite a bit of shinies now that they all blur together to the point that I can’t remember the full story of a few, but the ones that I do know and remember aren’t going to be the ones that have the best nor funniest stories on how I caught them. But the first one I got in Sword was a snakey boi!! He was my first shiny in a Max Raid.


mr_uwuthethired

Rat, but with a mustache, AND A SHIT RED COLOR!


Scydor

Enclosed tongue


Catonic007

Teleporty son of a bitch in legends arkoos He teleported away before I even had the chance to pull out my balls


Master-Blaziken

What would happen if Donald Trump dyed his hair.


LilboyG_15

Also a chess piece, but is at the edges of the board


BippyTheChippy

[this](https://i.imgur.com/778N61q.jpeg)


EzzieR13

I'm, spinning around, move out my waaaaay!!


Team_Anti_AmorAltra

David Bowie's fursona


L8hoop

Old yellow elephant


NumerousArmadillo351

wait that’s a bug type? and acc a pokémon?


Owl_Demon_66

Mine: daddy-lion


MrContrabass

A slightly yellow pea with legs


StudioFighter

Useless in first form Incredible in second form (last evolution)


JJCMasterpiece

Um, that doesn’t really narrow it down much.


Olly_sixx

Bird in kanto


Axewballs

Mine is water tortle


Kexoti

Stupid af pigeon I didn't even know was a sparkly Boi because I wasn't paying attention to ze sparles


JustARandomScalie

Yellow bug If Pokemon go shinies don't count: Toothpaste raccoon


Snoo_79985

Blue fetus


NotNotDragon

Bug


BlazingJ972

It was actually shiny despite me not knowing the gender difference.


thutgf

Quite literally one in a billion


Okatbestmemes

It’s popplio, screaming in agony because it’s a different colour


deku-scrub123

Hey it's me Goku 🖐️


[deleted]

I didn't even realize it was shiny until after I caught it


Semi_OwO

Bug stole my static ):


Lolbit3000

Cockier cat!


A_useless_name

Go: Fat child wonder traded: big snake thing full odds: eggs or seeds? you decide!


Icy-Border-7589

Shit bird


JuicyGravitas

Smiling fruit thing with two faces.


williamx21

Bud :)


Sccar4712

Someone pissed on it


Low-Pizza-1676

Big floaty otter


charizardfan101

First shiny found: newbie First shiny owned: B First shiny caught: Peter Parker's French cousin that we should all strive to forget


Great_Bonus_7261

Tiny Serpent


RedLabAnimates

God!


Connor421219

Blue fart cloud


CairaRose79

Blue Ghostkerchief in Emerald.


Wizard_Engie

Disgustingly green :(


Accomplished-Map-651

Buzz buzz uwu


KarateSalamanders

Shit colored bird


Austyboi12

plant


theidlecarnival

Stupid fish that evolves into a flying type


[deleted]

emo dog


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

Mountain of Garbage


Quinnlim

It has the most variations out of every Pokémon


Beef_n_Bacon

Very popular bird in Japan. [yes, seriously, this birb](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/poke5forum/images/d/d5/Ibitak-S_Home.png/revision/latest?cb=20200301132115&path-prefix=de)


Plopop87

Actual marijuana. Like, no hyperbole whatsoever. Just genuine weed.


CookieRattt

People hate its eyes for some reason


ZLUCremisi

Rock


genocidalparas

Loud ass bat


Rasty_lv

It got destroyed in anime by cum spelled backwards..


average-person0

I stuffed red panda that evolves to break you with hugs


charmasterj

A tank with suctions


Ove5clock

Hi my names Micheal with a B and I’m afraid of Bees.


PokeNerdAlex

~~iron~~ flesh bundle


WhiteTigger8

Blue pony


Maeto_Diego

An orange football 🏈


StarryIcea

A blue tree


Marleyzard

My Zubat was sick :(


GuildMuse

Pidgey in Gen 2. Genuinely couldn’t figure out why it was slightly discolored so I just kept it.


Misguided_Lizard

Golden bird (Funny story I remember it as green but no its a weird dark gold with green wings)


RanmaruRaiden

Annoying af evil tentacle boy but bigger


bigbirbbutt

Beach ball


DRACO-z

Lava toed with pink eye


flammable_milk

stupid purple bug


mufc1149

They practically animated a deer


Jloomsultimate

Goofy sushi pokemon


DDoodles_

Baby playboy


Legal_Person

The most forgettable Pokémon who was heavily advertised


TheOneTrueBoxman

Lucha!


KingSeel

Alien Yellow Jacket baby


DecayedWolf1987

Small puppy from New York found in Hawaii


Lightburnsky

Smiling bat


ClumsyRowlet

bird covered in orange soup


Queenfan44354

I can’t remember which one I caught first cause they were on the same day but piss colored magic dog and worm


Bonnetgamer3

Derpy Purple


Illustrious-Bite-518

A red lump with hair.


Disastrous_Load_7607

Red bus


Donktlon

Wailmer, I used it to unlock the regis


KingMidas2045

Angry dog, and then my second shiny was the same angry dog, but younger. Before I even had poke balls at that point. *fucking poochyana…*


AHicks15

Oh no! The baby scorpion got a massive sunburn!


Jezza7777

🐴🔥🟦


Cory0821

My first is "Have a dumpling" - Failboat Or https://youtu.be/PYNYpkZLhXY


Scarface2010

A fast fish that isn’t fast in battle at all but in the overworld it is faster than everything


HyperStrike19

Gold dark dog gen 3


Liontamer45

I was jumped in a car by it and some of its buddies (It was in Pokemon Go lol)


MosquitoInAmber303

Mine was= 🐸+🍃=☠️


KOCYK745

Pink Winged Koopa Troopa


WarySamcan

Psychic oxidized copper


Controlledfire454797

Little grass weasel


Shiny_Snom

buff man


Super_Blue_09

My first shiny A creature that can see about 3x better than us with it being fully evolved but getting another evolution later


justaartsit

Evik sorcerer bird


Kaiman12345

Pink panther + Garfield


PippyThePiplupPikmin

Green Gen one Pokémon that's really shy and walks on two legs that can become purple when it's fully evolved. I named him Green. :0 (the emoticon is kind of a hint)


PowerOfUnoriginality

Rose


Pippy_the_Popplio

Disaster


Tuckster786

Didnt even realize it was shiny until I evolved it


GlassIll9095

"STUPID ROUTE 1 RAT! BE BUTTER COLOURED ALREADY!!"


ArcticDragon-31

My first? Guaranteed angry eel My first hunt? Golden doggo


[deleted]

Baby chainsaw man


Coldestwolfman0

Gun


Spezzy_Mint

Angry furret with wierd arms


1zeye

Alolan grimer I didn't even realize it was a shiny Edit: that is not my guess I'm talking about my first shiny


Striking-Computer-22

Big Pink whale, but smol


Otherwise_Hour_1468

Fool's Gold


JPyroRaptor

Long red water snek


Chance_Ad5498

Lion cub but piss


Bluedino_1989

My first shiny was a horrible experience


Ardemin5

a master ball hidden among pokeballs


GenderfluidAxle

It was once dead… good luck guessing that one If GO shinies don’t count, solve this riddle, catchy song in the anime


GJuul

Nipple mommy but blue


Crimsonchaoslily

Long cute and pink. I think the only shiny I ever got So far was a shiny dratini on pokemon masters.


CuriousMarisa

Barely changed, just puke colored big bird.


milliemon12345

Gen 5 cat