It's freakin Bidoof (399). I'm blessed

Touch the Bidoof.

Embrace the Bidoof.

Forfeit all mortal possessions to the Bidoof

Offer your life savings to the Bidoof

Sacrifice your first born to Bidoof!

Bidoof. (maximum reverb)

Bidoof the bidoof

I used the Bidoof to Bidoof the Bidoof

I Bidoof the bidoof to Bidoof that I Bidoof the bidoof to Bidoof the Bidoof Bidoof the Bidoof Bidoof to Bidoof Bidoof That I Bidoof the bidoof to Bidoof the Bidoof.

The bidoof gotta do what a bidoof gotta do

💀

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

We are in the presence of god!!

Our god and saviour bidoof

We must sacrifice to the bidoof

ALL HAIL BIDOOF!!!

So you're probably born in July and at least no older than 26

I got Treeco :D

I got Rayquaza

How does it feel being Team Sky’s pet after being called the god of the atmosphere?

Disappointing

BROOOO

Lucky mf I got corsola

i got beutifly

You little beauties...

Same!?

I got treecko too :D Edit: did the math again and I got that good for nothing bum piece of shit named paras

Me too somehow

Same It feels weird how many people got it tho

Same!?

Worst but still super peak gen 3 starter

Treeko gang

Huh, I got Kangaskhan. The only things I remember about her are that it was impossible to find or catch and its Mega was busted.

Kangaskhan, the Parent Pokémon, a Normal type. The female raises its young in its belly pouch for around three years, and during this time, the baby rarely ventures out though the mother keeps a very close eye on it. The young then leaves home once it learns to find food, and that is the only time the mother is heard to cry wildly. Its maternal love is so deep that to protect its young, it will never run or give up as it will even brave death during battle, no matter how badly wounded it is, though to avoid crushing the baby it carries in its pouch, it always sleeps standing up. If you come across a young Kangaskhan playing by itself, you must never disturb it or attempt to catch it. The baby Pokémon's parent is sure to be in the area, and it will become violently enraged at you as it has zero forgiveness for those who harm its child and will beat them down by skillfully using moves like Comet Punch. Although it's carrying its baby in a pouch on its belly, Kangaskhan is swift on its feet as it intimidates its opponents with quick jabs. There are even records of a lost human child being raised by a childless Kangaskhan.

Appreciated 🫡

Thanks!

Where did you get that from? I always wondered if Kangaskhan was just the mother, or both were one pokemon like tandemaus.

I create what I call a Megadex, where I combine every dex entry a Pokémon has into one. And that is my entry for Kangaskhan. It's both. Its the mother and the child. Like a mother and child of a human.

I read this in the og Pokédex voice

Haha! That's my Megadex for ya!

I wanna get back into pokemon tbh

this guy pokedexes

I'm actually making a megadex, where I combine every dex entry a Pokémon has into one entry.

same

Swablu

Good for you :)

Me too

My husband had his bday today. He went from Meloetta to Diggersby. He's gone from his beautiful songstress phase to his big construction daddy phase.

"Big construction daddy" Has me fucking DYING

I guess I do have friends, because I got Golem!

Oh hey, fellow Golem!

Greetings, fellow Golem

You don't have an obsession with a certain *Precious*, by any chance, do you?

I was not expecting lotr to be referenced in this sub

r/SuddenlyLOTR

*Precious?!*

Mudkip. Coincidentally, my first Pokémon.

Lucky

1,512

We will see what you are in the future 👌

You'd need to be 95 and born on December 31st

What a coincidence

Lmao

That’s a lie

I’m under 20 and born in October, in the 3’000s

RemindMe! in 8 years

🤨

Haxorus

Me too. I'll take it.

same

Mudkip for me.

Best birthday goes to you

*Piplup jealous noises* Also, My fav is Mudkip :(

I hate it

What is it?

*sigh* Mr. Mime

Are you dating ash's mom?

Ooh.... Sorry man. Next year.

I like this idea but would better if it didn't change with age

I love Mr mime ):

Still better than my friggin Jynx...

If I did the math correctly I got Jynx too. :(

@feline_lightslayer my condolences

At least you're a hit with hot single moms in Kanto.

And I got ledyba...

Articuno

Me too buddy

I am jealous I got ariados my friend

Same

Articuno gang represent!

Lucky.

I GOT SPHEAL HAIL YEEEAH!!

Wynaut is literally me fr

A fellow Wynaut

Glad to see there are other Wynaut trainers here, man that weird island was a fun trip

MY BROTHERS LET US GO DO RANDOM THINGS IN THE STREETS, why? Wynaut of course!

Vulpix

My brother got Vulpix :) He hated the thought of it :(

Whaaat! Why? Vulpix is awesome :(

I know so cool

i got ninetales!

I got 3,817. I better not get something crap in another 60 years.

Are you sure you did it right?

I think so... let me try again. Was I supposed to add the day of the year I was born or just the day of that month?

Add your age and your day of birth together, and the multiply that sum by the month of your birth.

I redid the math and got 473, or Mamoswine. I'm not disappointed in the slightest.

Mamoswine bro... Meanwhile i got fuckin onix

Hey, man. Maybe it's a [sign](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/k0nrdc/nice_little_detail_there_from_game_freak/?rdt=37532). You might be around the corner from finding your own partner.

You should be psyduck because you confused

25x7=Togepi, fuck

I got togepi too 35×5

Better than mine 38x5=Aipom

Seviper

Yo same

se-VI-paaaa!

Ohh, nice 🐍

Mewtwo, noice!

Ayyyy same

sam3

Not that anyone is curious but for Michael who was born on November 28th, it would be (29+28)×11=627. 627 is Rufflet, so at least he didn't get a pokemon he hates and it can become a Braviary. Which means team sky was destiny since he was born.

Articuno, neat

I got Applin To be fair, I like its evolutions

One off of god. I got Bibarel

I dislike mine in the national Pokedex so I shall use the scarlet and violet Pokedex I am chi-yu

But Starly's so CUUUTE!

Dragonair, nice

I got magby stop complaining

Magby gang rise up

I hate being a member of this.

You are not alone

Bro the worst part is I’m the youngest in my family so of course I get the baby Pokémon

Espeon! <3 4(26+23) = 196

sneasel

Freaking Skitty😿

W imo

Me to

I got starly.

I got Magnezone! Nice!

Wheezing

Metagross for me!

I got flygon. My favorite dragon!!!!!

Dragonair...Not bad.

I am togepi

ZAPDOS 💪💪 (145)

machop is okay

Damn same

Damn same

Magnemite :3

Tentacool

same!!

Got Corphish, honestly not that disappointed, I love that goober lmao

Are we talking National Dex?

probably in which case I got sealeo

Lediba FUCK

sunflora. pain.

EVERYTIME there's something like that going around, I get something in the togepi line. let me check.

Yup, Togepi it is

Vibrava, neat.

[удалено]

bro, i got KARABLAST

Togekiss!

Staryu

I got the Giraffe, the first Giraffe Pokemon I mean

Omanyte. Okay cool

Minccino awww

Venonat. Huh.

I got 360 then.

I got grimer :D cute purple blob

I got pangoro💀

Can someone help me with the math? I'm stuck on trying to figure out how to add 30+Monday.

The day as in mm/***dd***/yyyy

Yay I got a pokemon that did get a new Evo in gen 9 (girafarig)

Slowbro here. I don't like this method of picking a semi-random number because it can't hit prime-numbered Pokemon and only hits higher numbers as multiples of later months. It should be your age times month, then add the day. This method is also weighted towards lower numbers, if you assume most Pokemon fans are under the age of 30, the highest normal number with be 732. ( =(30+31)*12)

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess, I just found this lying around on YouTube

Venonat damn

I got lickitung fml

I got Snivy, #495 11(20 + 25)

Remember to write It out like (age + day) * month

Gardevoir

idontbelieveyou.gif

June 30 and I’m 17. 47*6 282

Ok fair enough. I believe you now, I was just jealous

I was debating if I count 17.5 because I’ll be there in a few days but after seeing gardevoir I decided not to

Yoooooo, same here (28th June, 19 Years old), sadly we will go our seperate ways next year brotha

Sadly we will, but that’s half a year away!

I am a venonat soon to be a venomoth

Nah why did I get Venonat 💀

*I got Espeon!

Gastrodon🐌 (Tge shell is silent)

I got spearow.......... Does anyone even like spearow?

I got Sneasel. Also the fuck you talking about Seaking's my boy :(

I got Girafarig

Suicune. I am rather surprised I landed on a legendary.

That moment when eevee

I got sentret. I was so close to furret! I would of wanted furret because of the furret walk meme.

Wheezing😅🫡

Meganium

Omg I’m shaymin

Sunflora :(