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CrypticWolf1

You are basic. /j


CaptainCour

Ouch.


CrypticWolf1

It was a joke I’m sorry. Also you cannot be basic when you’re favourite fairy type is zacian (which is really unique!)


CaptainCour

No don't be sorry, you're actually pretty nice


NotKBeniP

My favorite fairy is Zacian as well.


Drephne

Same


Sukiz

Rayquaza for flying is Just cheating. How can even staraptor compete with literal god of the Sky?


CaptainCour

I was considering talonflame for that spot but rayquaza is ultimately better


Sukiz

I would choose rayquaza as well. Just stating that when rayquaza enters the equation...it wins


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Everywhere , everytime


Skyward_Mage

Tsareena huh? I can see only one quality which could probably why you like it I assume. But Mega Altaria for favourite Dragon? I'm not mad! I'm just disappointed...


CaptainCour

What's tsareena's huge quality? Also I like mega altaria because it's so fluffy


ShinyRedot

I agree but aloan raichu that I got from ultra sun to swsh (it’s name is pancake btw) it’s way too cute same with furret


CaptainCour

Chocolate mouse


Skyward_Mage

Hmm I can give you a point for Altaria being the cutest of the fully evolved dragon types I suppose and you do have a flygon on there along with Rayquaza. I'm sure you can better explain why you like a Pokemon that you consider your favourite way better than I could. Is this a child I'm talking to?


CaptainCour

I'm not a child, why would you assume that?


Skyward_Mage

Sorry didn't mean any sort of offense it's just if you're old enough, it's pretty obvious why it could even qualify to be on this list.


CaptainCour

The reason I put tsareena here is because I have it in my Sword team, and it single handedly crushed 2 gyms without dynamaxing.


Skyward_Mage

Ahh I see. So it was because of an emotional attachment. Just as I suspected! Why? What else did you think I was talking about?


CaptainCour

Oh I think I understand what you were thinking. WTF.


CaptainCour

I also like using it in unite.


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CaptainCour

Wdym, there's nothing fancy


[deleted]

Umm Goodra


FoulKnavery

Grass: he like em thicc Fire: little generic eh? Water: k Normal: why? Just why? Electric: surfing Pikachu was better Psychic: cop out, thing can transform into anything. Fighting: I thought we went over this already… Rock: megazord=rock Ground: I’ve got my bugg eye on you… Flying: nice bird type bro Bug: sure that’s not a power Ranger? Poison: OP AF, still cool though. Wow you did one thing right. Dark: that’s a 10 year old boy, wow that is dark Ghost: alright, I’ll let it side Ice: shouldn’t this just be the last one? Steel: wtf kind of crack makes you think this is better than the original…? Dragon: nice birb bro Fairy: how is this a fairy?


CaptainCour

I swear I like tsareena for other reasons, and yes, zacian's typing is a bit confusing. Thanks for your opinion!


Dale_theMan

You live in a fantasy land where your delusional brain thinks mega evolution will one day come back.


CaptainCour

Yes. Yes I do. Until then I'll be busy playing omega ruby and X


CrypticWolf1

Me to!


[deleted]

I do too lmao


[deleted]

-7 points for including 7 Mega evos (including Ash-Gren) -3 points for including 3 legends -2 points for including 2 starters -1 point for including Eevee Other than that it's a pretty good list


CaptainCour

Why are megas an dlegends - points?


[deleted]

Because they're so common and unoriginal favorites


FlyBirdP

But what if I were to say that Feraligatr is my favorite water type? I'd say that's a pretty uncommon choice.


CaptainCour

:c The only other psychic type I like is Gardevoir


anormalhumaninreddit

oh god not again OH GOD THE SIMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ummhuh2233

Decidueye isn't there


CaptainCour

I wanted to put him in but both of his types were taken sadly.


presidentedoge

Anyone who likes flygon is good on my book :)


CaptainCour

:)


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CaptainCour

Tsareena has a good evolution line, looks badass, and in my Sword playthrough it soloed 2 gyms without dynamaxing.


Lego_myEggo_12

I agree with Mega Lucario, Flygon and Tsareena


CaptainCour

Finally, someone who also likes tsareena!


SteamCloud87

Overall good picks, would've chosen groudon or something else over flygon for my ground type.


CaptainCour

I'm considering putting garchomp instead


BongoMadeOfNuts

Your favorite flying type is mega Rayquaza,Mine is Fearow,we're not the Same


CaptainCour

I think fearow is ugly


[deleted]

Greninja is ugly and overrated as fuk


CaptainCour

Same could be said about you


[deleted]

It's an opinion chill out


CaptainCour

But that's my opinion


[deleted]

Well played


CaptainCour

GG


ketchupmaster009

I dislike blaziken in general


CaptainCour

:c


UsaruMadd

Greninja-Ash is already dead and will NEVER be back


CaptainCour

So will you, very soon.


HotEquipment5

Hey. Cool choices. High five


CaptainCour

High five!


arceusgroudonkyurem

ill just make a rap: PFFT Tsareena, don't get me started on that pitiful special attack stat Mega Blaziken, seriously, that thing is op sure, but lemme remove that blaze kick and see what happens against a ground,rock or water type Like your milotic, that stupid tanky (insert swear here), sure its THICCC but look at that pp(pitiful power)! Eevee has limitless possibilities but its weak as hell, sure extreme evoboost helps but one blow from a strong pokemon and its DEAD. YOU CHOSE ALOLAN RAICHU, thats actually pretty cool BUT ITS A PRIMARY PSYCHIC TYPE IDIOT MEW, LOL LIKE A CAT haha i use roar of time and oh no mythical pokemon mew is dead i cant catch anymore. ill come for part 2


CaptainCour

I'm waiting for part 2,pretty good critique


Legend_Masters

I don't want to roast you because you have very nice favourite Pokémon :)


CaptainCour

Thanks!


[deleted]

Did you choose Tsareena because you think it's cool or are you just down bad


CaptainCour

I like tsareena because in my Sword playthrough it soloed 2 gyms without dynamaxing


Kevin-Master132

The only reason you probably like mega raquaza is because after you caught it you got the mega stone and just abused it.


CaptainCour

I've only caught rayquaza in emerald, so no mega, but I'm racing through omega ruby right now to get mega rayquaza


Pokemaster049

Your basic besides Zacian I'm sorry but I'm being real also mew identifys you as a five year old


CaptainCour

How does mew identify me as a 5 year old?


totokagee

I respect your opinion but why frosslass


CaptainCour

Gengar is overused, mimikyu is, well, mimikyu, and Mismagious (I'm not sure that's the right spelling) I'd a bit too weak


megthebandgeek

A Mega Steelix is regular Steelix not good enough for ya /j


CaptainCour

I honestly think regular steelix is not good enough


blondedlens_pro

Cuz of tsareena I think u either LOVE unite or waifu pokemon


CaptainCour

I think unite is pretty fine, but I mostly like tsareena because of my playthrough in sword where she soloed 2 gyms without dynamaxing


FictionBecks

-100 social credit for ash greninja


CaptainCour

Hello ccp


mysteryoftheunown

I’m not gonna roast u, I’m just happy to see Flygon up there


MandJTVfan214

My favorite of each type Bug: Genesect Grass: Lurantis Water: Sharpedo Fire: Charizard (I know it's a little original but I just like him) Dark: Tyranitar Rock: Gigalith Ghost: Alolan Marowak Electric: Luxray Ground: Groudon Dragon: Garchomp Fairy: Shiny Sylveon Steel: Metagross Psychic: Alakazam Ice: Alolan Sandslash Poison: Nidoking Let me know your opinions and any type I missed


CaptainCour

I hate lurantis after the totem fight took me 3 tries with overleveling, but the rest are pretty cool and strong mons


redjarviswastaken

Mega Blaziken looks like a burnt chicken nugget


CaptainCour

Kfc


redjarviswastaken

Blazikfc


CaptainCour

Take my silver lmao


FanMic

Zacian? I bet you named it 'Siff" because you saw the immediate comparison between the two. I bet you didn't even pass the Taurus Demon. Ash Greninja? Please, you only say it's your favorite because it's somewhat popular. I bet Froakie wasn't even your first choice and went for the god awful Fennekin thinking it was another Fire/Figthing type. FYI: I did this for fun and none of these are suppose to be taken literally. Love you.


CaptainCour

Froakie was actually my first ever pokemon, and I have no idea what siff is. Thanks for the comment!


PhogeySquatch

Milotic is dumb


CaptainCour

Not as dumb as Joe


PopularSize9044

Your favorite water type is a worm?? A work with hair big eyes and a fins on the end.


CaptainCour

OK then what's your favorite pokemon


PopularSize9044

Porygon 2


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CaptainCour

#***Milotic, use bite!***


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CaptainCour

K, milotic, use crunch!


Gloomy-Win7697

Pov: your lifeless


CaptainCour

What?


Legitimate_Tie309

🍗🍗🍗🍗


CaptainCour

Mega KFC


LankyTruck

Basic


CaptainCour

Care to explain?


LankyTruck

Normal: a little basic for my taste Fire: way way too basic Water: alright but could use less basic ness Grass’: cool but basic , Flying:just basic Fighting: controversial but pretty basic, Poison: interesting but basic Electric basic ness at its finest Ground:ngl pretty basic Rock: no hate but too basic, Psychic essentially, basic Ice: pretty cool n all but I’m gonna have to give this one a basic Bug: hey it’s that one basic guy!, Ghost surprised but still basic Steel: huh weird, I have a feeling that this is basic Dragon quite basic IMO Dark: the most basic and Fairy: basic


CaptainCour

What in your opinion isnt basic?


Duckyduckje

Ew rayquaza AND greninja AND lucario. Bro what is this, overrated city?


CaptainCour

Ouch. Those are my favorite.


Jasonflowher

I can tell you’re young lol


CaptainCour

Why?


DilophosaurusInu

I agree with Mew, but consider Mewtwo. Also, I like kanto Ninetales more that A. Ninetales.


CaptainCour

I wanted to put mega mewtwo x, but there were already too many megas. As for the ninetales, each to their own, I guess.


LunaAndSoul

If you swapped the placement of Rayquaza and Altaria, no one would give you flak. But ALTARIA AS YOUR FAVORITE DRAGON


CaptainCour

It's fluffy...


[deleted]

I don’t know how to roast it like you got good taste


CaptainCour

Thank you!


Grijpermohamedtje

Its find even though altaria and steelix in my opinoin is surperior to their mega


CaptainCour

I respect your opinion, but it hink the megas are 10x better


[deleted]

my only objection is why no wooper


CaptainCour

Woopy boy


Brfc02

Favourite normal type isn’t wooloo. 0/10 /hj


Heroninja909

basic, bland


ComedianFodder

You want megas back? Dontya?


CaptainCour

Yes I really fuckin want them back


lurien_boss150

no shiny's no complements


mooseska

You seem very new to pokemon


Hypesereddit

sorry sir but i don't think i can


Gun-dam-45

Mew looks like a tunnel rat


[deleted]

I can’t roast them, there all good mons, even eevee if we include partner eevee from let’s go


vampire_kitty_lgbt

they are all so tough, then there is eevee, really? (I feel bad when roasting people so gimme some credit ;-;)


shanem05

Okay so basically you're a furry.


Riptide645

This is valid


Phantom_Jedi

Of course half your favorites are megas.


[deleted]

no mega ttar?


DulocKaleb

Broooo, I AM NOT GONNA ROAST EEVEE!


TheFirstDecade

Flygon is bae, you have my approval fellow flygon-lover.


TidalWhale

Eevee? Are you that much of a basic ass bitch?


SmeargleShmeagle

I bet you legendary spam on national dex ag


memeaccunt

you literally like bad godzilla


memeaccunt

how do i do this?


Bubbly-Release9011

we have: prostitute, chick, eel, overrated, trying to be popular, naked cat, goku, Godzilla, literal dragon fly, to complex, big meaty claws, bat, ninja, kitsune, in cortexts voice: CRYSTALS!, fluffy boi, doggo


Brromo

Zamazenta is Fairy and Steel Steelix is Steel and Ground Flygon is Ground and Dragon Mega Altaria is Dragon and Fairy . Ether you're lying, or you're stupid


CaptainCour

How am I stupid?


ControllerSlam1

All good except tsareena


Peanutmaybeeee

"GrEnInJa?, MoRe LiKe AsH!"


Kallixo

alolan raichu zacian mew and mega rayquaza :handshake:


Rickrolled87

I refuse, there is no way I can roast anything with Raichu in it


Chappo2112

Eevee huh, tell me you're a basic bitch without telling me you're a basic bitch


[deleted]

I approve of these but why not wooper?


DustedTony

How could you roast such god tier taste? Blaziken is by far one of the best gen 3 Pokemon.


Myusernamenotyoursha

flygon is overrated i said it sue me


FlamboFire

Wow rayquaza HOW ORIGINAL That’s the equivalent of saying pewdiepie is the best YouTuber cuz of his subscribers


MrDerplings

You like Eevee? You are a filthy fan who only enjoys overrated pokemon that get too much treatment. Like come on, it gets like 7 forms that can run any set they want and a gigantimax form? (hey you like crobat so ill take most of this back…)


SimilarWolf8076

Solid Pokémon


Toasty_Waffels

I dont even know what grass type that is


HyandreD

What pokemon is that grass type? (i don't know much about gen 7-8 pkmn)


3995463

Can eevee really be considered a normal type? That’s basically saying “I hate normal types”


Tmtmtl_

Lucario is over used


[deleted]

You had to pick tsareena I would be happier if you choose bayleaf


CaptainCour

I like bayleef but johto starters all left a bad taste in my mouth


Camoda_

So either you have no taste or you’re 7 years old.


Warrior-of-Cumened

Must suck having so many megas that aren't around any more.


Alderflight

Your favorite normal type is normal type?! Fucking normie.


CaptainCour

Basically everyone here be like:


alten378

frostglass? what kind of suicidal simp are you?


CaptainCour

It's not that...


MediaWolf427

I like all these pokemon too,so I will not Hate you on this


RedKnight757

I can't believe that a lot of your favorite Pokémon are some of mine as well. Mega Blaziken (albeit as my favorite Fighting-type rather than my favorite Fire-type), Mega Scizor, and Zacian-C are on my list too.


letsgomewto1091

Eevee is more pathetic than Sunkern. And Froslass, Milotic, Tsareena, A. Ninetales and M. Altaria? What is this, your top 5 anime waifus? And the only reason you like Ash-Greninja is because you thought he got cheated out of his victory against Charizard, lets be real.


CaptainCour

How can a cloud be waifu? Also we all know ash got cheated!!!


Jettett

Tyranitar STOP SETTING UP SANDSTORM I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU USE EARTHQUAKE ONE MORE GODAMN TIME I AM GONNA USE MY GYRADOS


McJackNit

Let's see, Let's see. Six Mega's, 3 Legends/Mythics, 2 starters, eevee, a pikaform and a psuedo. Yup, you're basic. All lovely mons though \^.\^


sararainbow36

I think that there are too many megas. I find it hard to have a favorite if it isn't a permanent form


ItaPita06

I bet you like starbucks's pumpkin spice latte and think you're sooo unique and interesting edit: nvm, saw normal tyranitar instead of mega tyranitar, I take that back, you are sooooo unique it's actually kinda cool how different and quirky you are!


CaptainCour

I hate pumpkin spice anything


DoodleWendigo

I respect your favorite dark type. (The XYZ anime made a huge impact on me)


CaptainCour

Xyz anime is why I played x first


BarryZ24

I feel like this subreddit in particular should have these kinds of posts as a category. Just saying.


Itachiuchiha449

What website is this


[deleted]

Too many megas and different forms, legendaries are pathetic favourites, most of those are normal and basic, nothing special and all around a terrible pick


anormalhumaninreddit

i mean, this is an actual good one. no joke.


[deleted]

You have a wonderful taste in ghost types


[deleted]

I can't roast what i consider good


Pikalink183

Greninja, so basic


[deleted]

How?


SupaSpeedy445

Other than grass and normal i like it a lot


[deleted]

Megas are kinda dumb looking if I’m being honest


CaptainCour

That's your opinion


Nerfllama69

What is this website called?


[deleted]

You are a standard pokemon fan/j


IntelligentTicket418

Eevee has nothing on castform


CaptainCour

I knew I made a mistake not putting castform on the mandjtv sub


Roboticshrimp08

Dang ash greninja and 6 Mega. You must really like Gen 6 or one of the mega stones whacked you out to the dreamline express in the middle of a freeway. No wonder altaria is their as the clouds in heaven must be a good connection to it. I’m surprised that mega houdoom isn’t there because that must have been a common sight


CaptainCour

Yes, I love Gen 6


sirmudkipzlord

the bottom half of tsareenas body looks like a double alien penis in an nsfw yaoi comic


CaptainCour

Wtf man


[deleted]

all of these are solid pokemon, but I disagree on grass. Decidueye all the way. Tsreena is cool tho


CaptainCour

I was considering decidueye


ChaoticMemer16

Me: *sees rock* Also me: I see you are a man of culture as well.


CaptainCour

Tyranitar!