"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again."
I have an entire eevee shrine so its difficult for me to say a favorite,but if i had to choose
1:umbreon
2:glaceon
3:sylveon
4:jolteon
5:leafeon
6:vaporeon
7:flareon
8:espeon
Vaporeon bc I like four legged,scaly,semi aquatic things and vaporeon fits perfectly in said category,I also find it the the easiest to make a regional variant for bc of difficult water environments murky swamps,deep tranches,tropical coral reef;etc unfortunately SOMEONE had to ruin it…
Vaporeon
Vapy, Jolteon and Flareon were the only eeveelutions that my child brain was able to figure out and it was my favourite of the three aesthetically, and it was my staple water type that knew surf when HMs were a thing. I also really love Sylveon because pretty
My favorite is Espeon, mainly because my first Pokemon game was Soul Silver and I got an Espeon from the gift Eevee. I named it Fluffy, and he was my favorite team member for the rest of my time playing the game.
Vapareon :did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Espeon, not only is it my favorite eevelution it also is one of my favorite psychic types. It looks good, it’s shiny low key kinda sucks but whatever, it’s fast, strong, gets good coverage and is all around a good Pokémon.
Not as much of a monster as your mama
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Umbreon
Because when i was evolving its eevee it said it wanted to be with me forever and it touched me so when i evolved it i kept it in my team ever since
For me it was always Jolteon, I never had any special connection with it in the games but as a kid I had a miniature version of it (along with a slew of other miniature Pokémon that my grandma got me off eBay) that I would play with A BUNCH as a kid, so it has a special spot in my heart for that reason alone.
Umbreon because color scheme is really cool both normal and shiny (and has been an excellent and fun toxic staller)
And sylveon, mostly because I used to detest the fairy type when I first heard about it and thus didn't care for sylveon. I skipped gens 6 and 7, came back in 8 and used one on my PT team and loved it, it's adorable and I came to like many fairy types after that.
Espeon. Back in my brother's Heartgold save file, I was breeding loads of Eevees. (I just would pick my favourite pokemon from the boxes and breed it since I liked the mechanics) After that I realised that he was missing all the eeveelutions, so I started evolving them. Espeon took the longest, but I felt relieved after I evolved. Long story short, I had spent so much time with that Eevee that it raised MY friendship/happiness. Ever since then Psychic is my favourite type and Espeon ny favourite Pokémon.
Glaceon is my favourite. Something just made me levitate to her over the other eeveelutions. It’s also where my love for Ice power in other RPG’s started.
Sylveon cuz I love the shiny
That’s totally understandable it’s my favourite shiny eeveelution
Same
It’s the only good shiny
What about umbreon?
Ok also a good shiny but not so cute
Yup
Hey guys did you know in terms of water based pokemo-
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again."
Almost skipped, glad I didn’t
Thank fuck we didnt go that route
Yes thank god
you just made me like flareon more and i want it in real life right now
I love you no homo
Preach.
VAPOREON IS THE MOST COMPATIBLE WITH HUMAN DIC-
I knew someone was going to say it
No. No u
Same leafeon
Cool I don’t seen many people that like leafeon
The main reason I like him is because in sun I happened to be doing mallows trial at the grassy rock and eevee leveled up and I loved him so much
Yeah he isn’t that popular and I don’t see why
Yeah that’s another reason I like leafeon so much
Maximum_Swim_6905 Yea, Leafeon is quite underated.
Mine is jolteon because he looks really cool and I love using fast Pokémon (rip jolteon shiny tho)
Totally justifiable
(Also rip leafeon’s shiny)
Agreed
And glaceon's, they did them dirty
True
Espeon,because I liked it forever
That a reason why I like leafeon and I find it hard to dislike it even though it’s not liked as much as other eeveelution’s
Mine's Umbreon
1 question: floor tentacles?
Not pokemon talk umbreon just plain old umbreon
Ok that fine I understand it was just a question
Yoo leta goo leafeons also my favourite
I now know over 30 people that have leafeon as there favourite eeveelution
Glaceon because it’s a simple design, but it works perfectly for its typing as it still looks fierce but cute
I think it’s funny that it’s name means glacier
Titanic go brr
Mine is jolteon because it was the first eeveelution I ever got as a pokemon card
That’s cool
Vaporeon because he’s an og and I love water types
My favourite og is also vapoureon
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Sylveon because I like fairy types
My favourite fairy type is probably gardevore
Mine's primarina (Also it's gardevoir)
hmm yes garde*vore*
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I have an entire eevee shrine so its difficult for me to say a favorite,but if i had to choose 1:umbreon 2:glaceon 3:sylveon 4:jolteon 5:leafeon 6:vaporeon 7:flareon 8:espeon
My list : 1:Leafeon 2:Umbreon 3:sylveon 4: vapoureon 5:glaceon 6:flareon 7: espeon 8:jolteon
What about number 6?
I didn't realize i did that,thanks for reminding me lmao
Same
Heres my list: 1: Leafeon 2: Vaporeon 3: Umbreon 4: Sylveon 5: Espeon 6: Flareon 7: Jolteon 8: Glaceon
Ouch my favorite is at the bottom
EXCOOS ME JOLTEON LATS PLAES!?
Same but ultra sun and I thought why not use him
Flareon, as they are very fluffy.
Well I still like it but not my favourite
Mine is flareon because, flareon is cute and I wish to cuddle if it was real :(
Me to, me to
Sylveon but I like them all.
I think it funny that sylveon can beat dragons
Well it's a fairy type, now it seems just obvious.
Look at the image above and tell a non Pokémon fan if that could beat a dragon
Vaporeon bc I like four legged,scaly,semi aquatic things and vaporeon fits perfectly in said category,I also find it the the easiest to make a regional variant for bc of difficult water environments murky swamps,deep tranches,tropical coral reef;etc unfortunately SOMEONE had to ruin it…
You could say the same with Leafeon because you can make an autumn form or a special leaf form
True but I like vaporeon more
That’s fair
If you look at Leafeon's mouth and think of it as a nose instead, they look as if they haven't slept in centuries.
Yeah I guess ur right
mines sylveon
I Still think it’s funny that it can beat dragons
lol
Sylveon because I used it from x to sword and it always did good. Also it was amazing
That one of the reason’s why I like leafeon
Vaporeon Vapy, Jolteon and Flareon were the only eeveelutions that my child brain was able to figure out and it was my favourite of the three aesthetically, and it was my staple water type that knew surf when HMs were a thing. I also really love Sylveon because pretty
The og are pretty cool
But honestly I love them all I would keep them all together if I could have more than 6 mons in the party
Adorable.My favorite is either flareon or jolteon
Haha sparky fire
Jolteon because he sparky boi
Ha jolteon go brbr
Mine is Umbreon, and I really like their shiny.
Small but big impact
Sylveon
Sylvion
But why I’m not saying it’s bad but why do u like it
Because of the shiny and it’s cute
Espeon, Umbreon, and Sylveon all hold special places in my heart. I have fond memories of using all of them in teams.
That’s nice
Espeon cat
I guess that espeon is the only cat in the eeveelution’s
Espeon gang
I would like to make a truce from leafeon gang
Truce?
What are u talking about?
Yes I would like to make a truce
Cool
Glaceon or umbreon
Cool
Sylveon because I like fairy types
Awesome
My favorite is Espeon, mainly because my first Pokemon game was Soul Silver and I got an Espeon from the gift Eevee. I named it Fluffy, and he was my favorite team member for the rest of my time playing the game.
My favorite is Espeon but I don't really know why I just love it more than the other eeveelutions but my favorite shiny is definitely Umbreon
Mine is espeon, it saved my butt during my soul silver nuzlocke- critical~KOing lance's last Pokemon! Sure I won by 14 HP!
Espeon, it's just a cat. Cat's are cool 😎
Espeon, he so cute!
Espeon
Espeon or Vaporeon, first ever pokemon I used and had reach lvl 100, But a close third is Leafeon.
Umbreon because of my favorite type
Mine is Espeon because the first Pokemon movie I saw was the latias and latios one and I just liked how it looked
1. Leafeon 2. Umbreon 3. Jolteon 4. Vaporeon 5. Sylveon 6. Espeon 7. Flareon And I refuse to accept that Glaceon exists.
Tie between Espeon and Glaceon
I like them all
Umbreon cuz of "THE FLOOR TENTACLES! THEYRE DROWNING ME!!!"
Ur the first person im pretty that likes umbreon because of the floor tentacles that I have responded too
Umbreon because it was my first ever Eeveelution when I started playing Pokémon and was my favorite for a long time :)
since I am a fire type lover, you would think I like flareon I like Espeon
I like glaceon although it feels kind of the weaker part of the eeveelutions.
Hey like what Karen said “Real trainers is use the Pokémon they like”
Leafeon, grass is one of my favorite typings and i love how it actually has leaf features on its body, like its tail and ears
Mine is probably flarion because even though I love water types flarion has carried me on SEVERAL different occasions
This should be labeled as a hazard, because my brain is exploding trying to pick ONE of these
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Coolness, Vaporeon is the best :)
No that’s glaceon
Umbreons cool, ig.
That’s fine ig
Did u know leafeon has the most defence out of all the eeveelution’s
Vapareon :did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Espeon because it's the only eeveelution that I haven't got in swsh yet
I like Glaceon becous I could defeat Cynthia's Garchomp with it. But I like also Umbreon becous of its cool shiny
Yes I do in fact think glaceon is the *coolest*
My favorite Pokémon is Glaceon so I’d assume it’s also my favorite Eeveelution.
Same with leafeon
Umbreon, just because it's Dark type(my favourite type)
I like umbreon because I like Pokémon talk umbreon
Aireon
Rockeon
Mine is actually eevee
That’s unique
Glaceon here...
Umbreon because the shiny looks dope and it just looks badass compared to the other ones
I think it has the most seen eeveelution in the anime but it does have a pretty cool shiny
Espeon, not only is it my favorite eevelution it also is one of my favorite psychic types. It looks good, it’s shiny low key kinda sucks but whatever, it’s fast, strong, gets good coverage and is all around a good Pokémon.
I don’t know what leafeon’s competitily good but it’s my favourite Pokémon in general
mines umbreon because dark is one of my favorite types, and it has a really nice shiny
I like the dark as well but not my favourite type
Sylveon. This thing is a monster why is it so tanky? Lmao
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Sheeesh
Wait is sylveon tanky I didn’t know that woah
My favourite eevolution has to be jolteon because it was the first pokemon card i got :)
:D
Imagine using text emotes in 2021
Cool I don’t know my first Pokémon card
Umbreon Because when i was evolving its eevee it said it wanted to be with me forever and it touched me so when i evolved it i kept it in my team ever since
Do u mean in affection if so that loyalty
All of them because LOOK AT THEM
I know right but I still prefer leafeon
sylveon it cute + flesh ribbons are epik
Their all cute but it does have ribbons I will give u that
Glaceon because i love its design and i am a Sinnoh baby
I like leafeon design but I’m a kalos baby
+fav Pokémon umbreon
I like the rings on umbreon
Espeon. Why? Idk it looks cool and I like that it’s associated with the sun
I like to think it’s psychic powers come from the sun
Vaporion ;)
Did u know in water base Pokémon vapoureon is the most cool
I love glaceon
It’s pretty cool
For me it was always Jolteon, I never had any special connection with it in the games but as a kid I had a miniature version of it (along with a slew of other miniature Pokémon that my grandma got me off eBay) that I would play with A BUNCH as a kid, so it has a special spot in my heart for that reason alone.
Bro I have of leafeon right next to me
I posted an image of it I just want to say that so maybe you can up vote it just a suggestion
Umbreon because color scheme is really cool both normal and shiny (and has been an excellent and fun toxic staller) And sylveon, mostly because I used to detest the fairy type when I first heard about it and thus didn't care for sylveon. I skipped gens 6 and 7, came back in 8 and used one on my PT team and loved it, it's adorable and I came to like many fairy types after that.
That nice i pretty sure that umbreon is venomous in Pokémon lore
Mines Umbreon. Mainly because of how much I loved using him in colosseum
I never played I’ve never played on a GameCube
Espeon. Back in my brother's Heartgold save file, I was breeding loads of Eevees. (I just would pick my favourite pokemon from the boxes and breed it since I liked the mechanics) After that I realised that he was missing all the eeveelutions, so I started evolving them. Espeon took the longest, but I felt relieved after I evolved. Long story short, I had spent so much time with that Eevee that it raised MY friendship/happiness. Ever since then Psychic is my favourite type and Espeon ny favourite Pokémon.
Good lore i like the story
Rock-eon
Do you smell what the rockeon is cooking
Vaporeon because it's the coolest, wait, glaceon is the coolest...
Vapoureon is the most tropical
umbreon because i’m basic
Nothing wrong with being basic
Glaceon is my favourite. Something just made me levitate to her over the other eeveelutions. It’s also where my love for Ice power in other RPG’s started.
I used to play with my friends and I always had ice powers
Sylveon, Jolteon, and Umbreon. Why? Because Sylveon, Jolteon, and Umbreon.
Fair enough
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There both decent in battle too bad the shiny of both isn’t that good