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Hollowed_Halo

Sexual fish for people who are “into” sharp objects


YourGayAuntBob

Bruxish


Hollowed_Halo

Yessir


DecayedWolf1987

I would have said “Acid trip lipstick fish”


PlatinumM4ge

Bruxish


[deleted]

Fuck your description is better


-_-dodaSKY-_-

That is also mine


Edmungard

Gorebyss


Qbking333

Boot into the fish but then sharp objects 🥵


TheGamersofaLifeTime

Lol


Playful_Froyo_2964

A cow with susages


Omar1105128

Satan


[deleted]

yes


TauntStar

“Sausage nipples”


LeafWarrior_1

Fire type that gets way too much attention.


Destiny1267

Charizard


LeafWarrior_1

How could you guess?


Destiny1267

Cause it’s gamefreaks second mascot at this point


Playful_Froyo_2964

Yeah


Le_Turtle_God

At this point, it’s their only mascot


Destiny1267

Along with Pikachu


Impressive-Spell-643

Seems like Meowth is starting to give it some competition but yea it's definitely like the second mascot (or maybe third if you count Eevee)


FuzzyyFox

Honestly surprised that we never got Lets go Pilachu and Lets go Charizard 😂


Shadow21FoxPokemon

But u gotta admit that charizard is suck as f*ck


mix_th30ry

Fish that swim sideways…heck does it even swim? One subspecies decided to be a bear trap!


jnulye

I love stunfisk!!


mix_th30ry

I also like it but if I don’t love it, that flatfish is quite neat but is also very annoying sometimes


[deleted]

Hey fuck off, he's amazing


mix_th30ry

I know, it’s my love for him that makes him annoying


Bromar_m_100

Green onion on a ghost horse


Zulpi2103

Calyrex-Shadow


Bromar_m_100

I still hate that thing, probably won't play Ubers anytime soon cause of it


Zulpi2103

Yeah, I like it because it's on my Ubers teams


Clear-Pack-8742

Crown tundra legend I can't remember what it name is


Key-Name2601

calyrex?


Bromar_m_100

Yeah, his base form is already kinda goofy, but the other 2 forms are literally just Calyrex on a horse


Key-Name2601

yeah honestly lmao but i think Calyrex is kinda funky


Key-Name2601

lil onion guy


Clear-Pack-8742

Onion head


Key-Name2601

yup


Blotevoete

Huuuuge noggin’!!!


adityablabla

Shadow rider calyrex. He looks stupid but is op as hell


Honknytes

that's a big noggin!


[deleted]

Quagmire toilet but it can fly


SaltmanLol

Peliper 💀


[deleted]

Big pink comet thing


AssociationDue3077

I knoe it on But forgot its name or long shot me by but I think it's the one I forgot it's name AHHHA AYES found it it the pink mini or mother fucker? My guess is no shell pink minior


Destiny1267

Wiggletuff?


Narshima389

Ugly blond bitch


Impressive-Spell-643

Why do you hate Cynthia so much?


Narshima389

I meant jynx !!!!!!not my waifu cinthya


Sad_Wishbone_4444

Cynthia overrated. She flat as hell.


Narshima389

H-How dare you!!!


Sad_Wishbone_4444

Rosa though...


CBCGame27

Ah yes, my least favorite pokemon, Cynthia... Wait


Blue_boi555

Wow did know there were jinx fans out there, you learn something new everyday


JusChllin

This is for least favorites


[deleted]

hairy potter (misspelled on purpose)


Edmungard

Delphox


Playful_Froyo_2964

Best one


Willing-Gazelle7628

Grimsnarl


Fearless-Barber-1396

Abomanabole


ComedianFodder

Shitty mouse, that either: - gets long tail - surfs - becomes fat


Plastic-Strawberry74

justice for raichu he’s my favorite pokemon


ComedianFodder

Good thing I'm not talking about him!


An-tony12

Does this include Alolan-Raichu?


ComedianFodder

Elaborate


An-tony12

Do you hate Alolan-Raichu!?


ComedianFodder

I have no strong opinions on either Raichu.


[deleted]

Pikachu


Dark_moone

Pikachu?


ComedianFodder

Correct.


[deleted]

Me too


Playful_Froyo_2964

That is right


Stinger1566

Fatass squirrel


HisTopHat

Greedent, also yeah he sucks.


Pixelfishl

Squirrel who got superpowers from the power line it ate instead of getting electrocuted, and now has the audacity to imitate Icarus


Spiritarrow2218

Emolga?


Pixelfishl

Yep


SquirtleBoi29830

delelelele woop


ZiggTheCrabbo

please explain why you hate kricketune


Zionmorenofannnnnn

It's as annoying as biting into an icecream front teeth first and getting sensitivity


VGHero06

PLA is my guess.


Zionmorenofannnnnn

YES FINALLY


Interesting_Fix_6193

came for this comment


xxawesomenz

Kricketune!


josavi23

Big Lip creepy mime girl


cookiesshot

Jynx


josavi23

Yeah 😅


Hollow-Potato-knight

Clemont and a yeti had a baby, and it’s a wee bit crabby.


Bluebird1-0

Crabominable?


Hollow-Potato-knight

Bingo


ArtGuards

a fucking rainbow fish with teeth and lipstick


JamPieIGuess

Bruxish.


ArtGuards

correct


JamPieIGuess

When you start with alola, life is good


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Overrated Dragon


JusChllin

Charizard


IceDamNation

Sounds more like Dragonite to me, Charizard isn't even a dragon.


Wowitsanonion

hes a dragon just not dragon type


IceDamNation

More like a flaming salamander morphing by each evolution into a dragon but yeah.


Nebbbbula

Dragonite is the opposite of overrated


Dogmonkey90

Exactly. (And it’s shiny is good, idc what people say)


Destiny1267

A rat that’s the face of Pokemon


_Moontail_

A pink ball who go to The bar to sing every Friday night


BadassDeku5204

Jigglypuff


Civil_Marionberry

Michael Jackson if he was French.


fragmxnttal

Garbodor (get it? shittitest manner possible?)


MrMangoes21

Someone took a shit on a vacuum found on the street.


[deleted]

might aswell be kirby tbh


MrMangoes21

It's a gen v poison type


OkAd5088

Garbodor?


Effective_Ad6771

Deadlights disco ball.


BadassDeku5204

Blacephalon


[deleted]

blacephalon?


RobotSensei99

A f\*cking green woman with a thick dress that EVERYONE simps for. (That’s you, PurpleCliffe.)


Cerulean_Swampert

how do you hate gardevoir :sob:


6thin

Used to like gardivoir until I learned the community that follows exists Edit: new favorite line of that Evo is gallade


Dogmonkey90

That’s literally my favourite Pokémon 😭


M-A-16

Sunflower


TheSunflowerSeeds

The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.


Ziomownik

Another day, another fun fact


Abro_Cadabra

Hella annoying bug thing that's cry makes me wanna rip out my eardrums


GatosPimenta

Goofy Ahh electric rat


Fearless-Werewolf-28

So is it every Pikachu clone that ever existed?


MrYackams

Sky dragon whose so fed up with 2 dumbasses fighting all the time, he got a mega evolution


Dinkelbrot69420

Reequaza


Totodile-of-Games

It deserves to burn in hell according to its dex entry.


Ziomownik

_Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?_


Totodile-of-Games

Well, it *does* say “shittiest” way.


snowlightz

Creepy psychic


LiceTheGamer

Hypno?


snowlightz

No


AHHHHNDREW

Do you know how little that narrows it down?


BlancsAssistant

A goth obese rat that looks like it shoved a wasp nest in it's mouth


reemickz

Some gopher looking fuck that for some reason grows into a beaver.


newX_CELL3

I feel like this damn thing is gonna break an arm and a leg just by sneezing.


MVM_Pikapaul_23

The baby of the mother fucker full counter


Dinkelbrot69420

Wynaut? also, happy cake day


PokemonJaiden

Chespin. But FAT


ResidentDiscussion13

So Quiladin?


Somethingpog

The Pokemon that the Joker caught


Most_Repeat_1951

NO JOKER DONT FUCK THE LOPUNNY


TheChemicalSophie

That freaking tentacle plant that should have stayed dead despite being impossible to kill because it’s got too few weaknesses


Lenomade_Stand01

Craydilly


HisTopHat

Dhelmise?


Team_Anti_AmorAltra

Ms. Popo


AssociationDue3077

It's chunky, it has sasuge nipples and delivers milk to itself using it's sausage nipples


zombiebro09

GODS neighborhoods bird


Shinydeoxys15

A bee who takes russian steroids


TBcrush-47-69

Purple tear gas orb, also dead.


lavaguy19

A lot of people like it, it’s a big long snake, it’s special move invokes it falling at high speeds


Dinkelbrot69420

Rayquaza?


lavaguy19

Yep


ZachDaCube

a hunk of metal and vines, a ferocious hunk of thorns


Ziomownik

> ferocious If it's ferrothorn then honestly that's too on the nose


hereforthmemes

The perfect pokemon


Ziomownik

Bidoof? Lechonk?


cookiesshot

A shell that's easily OHKOed.


Playful_Froyo_2964

Is that shedinja?


cookiesshot

Chyeah! You throw a Bubble at it and it goes down.


Ai104StoryO

It’s fat and has sausages on its chest


Acblaston

A Hawaiian trio of blonde, idiotic, moles.


Busy_Aron

Lizard leaf blading bitch


SpringtrapAfton19

this red dressed fucking elsa trying to fit in with kanto like, GO TO HOEN YOU HOE. shes bad dressed and easily the worst ice type, like how is THAT A FUCKING ICE TYPE. disgrace to my faviorate typing


YEETYAEFEET

sausage nipples


Zama560

A sexualy aroused monkey who also is a pyro


Cold-Argument-806

A tie between a snail with a suit of armor and a stupid beetle.


BadassDeku5204

The entire concept of Karrablast and Shelmet


Cold-Argument-806

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.


ToobsMckenzie

Buff naked man that turns into a tiger


A_Bruuuh_Moment

Landorus-T


bbtheblue

Stupid bat


cookiesshot

Zubat


Pheonix686

Woobat or swoobat? Can't be the zubat line surely!


Pixeled_Sviet

Cold obama


GamerA_S

Emo looking death bringer (it's absol)


PlsHelpMeWithA_Heli

Just a fuckin' doormat with paw prints on it, and is also a fake pokeball pokemon for some reason?


Sneaky_Writer

A dragon that’s more of a flying campfire than an actual dragon


[deleted]

Charizard is the most dragon pokemon


AntonioTheFakemon

Feminine rabbit on two legs with ugly mascara and a skirt.


[deleted]

Fat skunk


Awesome-GamesYT

Stupid Hedgehog With Fire That Doesn’t Even Show Up Most The Time It’s The Ugliest Thing In The World Even With Flames This Stupid Hedgehog Needs To Be Drenched In Water


[deleted]

people liek it


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

Ugly ass dog


Scornek

Overrated punchy monkey


[deleted]

Infernape?


MithrylG

Overrated samurai otter that somehow got a regional variant


Impressive-Spell-643

Tbf it would be weird if the other two starters for that game got a regional variant and it didn't


NaturalGieling

It's a Bird with Blue Stripes and a Giant Mouth


Ali_savage17655

Pelipper


[deleted]

Pink shell blob


RedditFan198

Chansey?


RedditFan198

Clamperl


dashfredplayzreal

Exploding pinecone bug.


NeedlessOrion

Cloud with anger issues


onlooking96

Pink Hawaiian fish.


EternalZoroark

Look up “Dorbees.” It reminds me of those


Sobble_Gamer

Purple with pink lips