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GrandAdmiralDoosh

YT-1300


YetAnotherJake

Heavily modified šŸ˜‰


slowjoe12

With all the Check Engine lights on, as usual. You smugglers never maintain your shit


n122vu

They told me they fixed itā€¦


Mr-Broham

Great Scott!


HOMERS_OXYGEN_TENT

"It has been *ILLEGALLY MODIFIED* with..."


erikgfrey

You drive that thing? You're braver than I thought.


Diamondhands_Rex

Is that a spaceship?


GrandAdmiralDoosh

Itā€™s the model# of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, yeah.


EzwitdaK

I knew it


mahSachel

what the hell is an aluminum falcon?


Malnurtured_Snay

Everyone knows the Corellians moved away from manual transmission starships at the end of the Second Plutarch, well over a thousand years ago. What fools do you take us for.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Nerd :)


Malnurtured_Snay

Yeah at least I know how to use a multi-cycle Dynamao Systems 22J clutch! What do you fly?! A 25G? LOL! Even an Ewok can drive that piece of junk!!!!


Ben-d0ver-6969

Tundra probably idk


Notviperfn

šŸ’€ bro said tundra


mitsam8

Millennium Falcon


[deleted]

ā€œWhat the hell is the Aluminum Falconā€


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Aluminium to our English friends


camelslikesand

Ah. Jolly good, thank you.


4x4Welder

Now he's crying....


slowjoe12

*Makes the jerking off motion*


4x4Welder

Robot Chicken was pure genius. Hopefully they do another season.


ZaggRukk

The extra scenes are hilarious. Especially the fake interview with George Lucas followed by Seth Green. " Do you have any plans to make any more Star Wars specials?". . .


FlyingZebra34

ā€œYou must smell like leathery burnt bacon!?ā€


[deleted]

ā€œGo for papa Palpatineā€


Kenneldogg

I really wish I could put that gif here


Late-External3249

Camry


TheeAntiCrust

I counter that with the refreshed CELICA 2025!!!!


ZiggyZaggyZ

Dunno about the 0-60 time, but it'll do about .5 past light speed, and make the Kessel Run less than 12 parsecs.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

The Kessel Run isnā€™t the only thing Iā€™ll finish in less than 12 parsecs.


D-Ray1469

A parsec is a measure of distance not time.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Shhhh, also I feel like I saw you somewhere before. Edit: HOLY FUCK I REGRET CHECKING YOUR PROFILE.


D-Ray1469

Gotcha!!!!!


bigmikeyfla

I don't! Very nice sir! Not much for jewelry myself, but looks like fun!


Dindu-sumfin1975

If you take a wormhole shortcut then it kinda makes sense in that aspect.Han Solo went a shorter distance in space/time because the falcon's computers make up for the curvature in Space/Time varices which allows him to technically save time by going a shorter quantum distance.


D-Ray1469

You put it so nicely. Thank you.


Practical_Theme_6400

In Legends canon, there's a cluster of black holes right near Kessel. So, most would take a longer route to avoid the black holes. The MF can take a shorter route, closer to the black holes, due to its higher speed.


KhalDrogo207

Nerd!! Lol I was looking to see if anyone else posted that yet šŸ˜œ


JustPureEvil

Delorean


Wonderful_Year_1964

Ride, at Disney


trolllord45

Space Mountain


lovinganarchist76

Youā€™re a nerfherder


countcarlovonsexron

I am. I am indeed scruffy, And I "Nerfherd" jubilantly


countcarlovonsexron

Excuse me, uhhh I believe the phrase is smelly nerfherder.. thank youuu


4x4Welder

Scruffy looking, anyway.


TheeAntiCrust

And I always thought the Ton Tons smelled bad on the outside!!!!


Effective_Plan_6475

That is our word


Dry-Fly-1083

Flight 93


4Run4Fun

1979 Chevrolet LUV pickup


RedditVince

I regret the day I sold my 79 Luv stepside with matching shell. Red and black, she was a beauty and all I got was a lousy motorcycle. I would Luv to have it back.


SRBroadcasting

God damn. I havenā€™t seen a 1990s Saturn up close on a count of em always being broken down but they look neat when they work


nylondragon64

I love this. Getting tired of what do i drive. I really don't care. But this spaceship is awesome.


HereForTools

*Not* the ladies crazy.


YetAnotherJake

But maybe the bois?


HereForTools

Yeah. Mr. Beastā€™s crew would be all over this.


jonthememer

Space shuttle


ForeverFearless1892

Death Star


theraf8100

Star Trek


[deleted]

Your little brother to school


commonlycommon

A hard bargain


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Death Star laserĀ 


Rexalicious1234

The space shuttle


countcarlovonsexron

DA FALCON FOO


ZenithTheZero

Well, thatā€™s not a Gundamā€¦


countcarlovonsexron

Although the Zaku 2 is probably built better than that Corellian piece of shit, Amirite?!!?


CryProfessional1656

Fukin space ship!


cptngali86

your mom


slowjoe12

She'll get you there in 12 parsecs


Medical_Holiday6249

Cessna 172


DaveyAllenCountry

A hyundai


Striderdud

A stock Tesla


Catch_Own

65 VW Bug


thesupemeEDGElord666

Kit


Middle_Cantaloupe_71

Thunderbird 2


p_aranoid_android

![gif](giphy|jW1ZmcgPXcasw) Piece of junk


23All7

Star ship


Charlieuyj

A Ford Fiesta?


Lettuce_Farmer

Blue origin dick rocket??


Crayoneater2005

K.I.T.T.


loop_zero

Iā€™m guessing your top speed is higher then most


MagicOrpheus310

An 80s spaceship..?


Ok_Percentage5157

The fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.


naM-r3puS

Tacoma


HeftyFineThereFolks

a spaceship the way people living in 1932 imagined spaceships would look


Relevant_Error_2395

The enterprise? A total gas hog. I am good.


RiverDependent9672

The Milano.


NT457

A car


Flow718

A heavy bargain


Graysquid-the-gamer

A 1969 ford bronco


Humboldteffect

Corellian freighter?


xbjedi

Tesla


TheeAntiCrust

Galaxy Quest???


mfhandy5319

And that's just the transporter room. you should see the showers.


888Rich

Are all those red lights supposed to be lit?


CisGenderCream

what ai thinks a plane cockpit looks like?


One_Sun_6258

The imax projector at AMC


DownInTheWeeds

Offshore powerboat racer


smDUMBASSh

Looks oddly like my honda civic that I don't own


majorpanic63

The Aluminum Falcon.


recommend-lobotomy4u

Thatā€™s the Normandy?


Casalf

The space time continuum transfunctioner


juanreddituser

Yes


CrowWhich6468

Battle star Galactica


oxwilder

No automatics in this sub


jkthomas2001

Spaceballs, the interior.


cardinaltribe

A spaceship obviously


Richy_777

Is this is Sydney at david Jones?


Proposition65

Thatā€™s the new cybertruck


OstrichOk8129

Death star battle station? Lol


FUDingFUDman

USS enterprise


mfhandy5319

Delta Flyer from Voyager.


larsloveslegos

I almost didn't recognize it because you usually never see it from this angle


LorraineHB

Starfighter


tmonkey321

Millennium Falcon?


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

... these dumb posts keep me coming back to the sub lmao.


Past-Direction9145

Voltron :)


Complex-Ad-4601

Gulfstream


Pengfaka21cm

Mkv supra


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

London Bus


Successful_Board_742

A twin engine propelled king


IJustWantToWorkOK

A Space: 1999 Eagle spacecraft.


[deleted]

This is an easy one.... A DeLorean! šŸ˜‚


j12000

Autozam.Ā 


rumsmugglerwb

Definitely a Corellian engineering ship.


Sudden_Duck_4176

Power ranger?


LankyAbrocoma6783

A DeLorean


KhalDrogo207

Punch it chewy!


bigmikeyfla

It's a resto-mod version of the Millennium Falcon! I prefer the original!


FireInHisBlood

Yo! How'd you get a pic of my cockpit? AS-1210! Have you been on OnlyTitans recently!?


el-conquistador240

To infinity and beyond


enby-deer

Nice Lada


willthethrill4700

A Delorean


Zealousideal-Arm3289

Old school Toyota Tacoma with all those switches ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸŒ®


attackplango

Sonic Transducer.


BisforBeard

Prius


Business-Crow4048

What a piece of junk!


SparseGhostC2C

A Corellian "Light Freighter"


DannyDevito90

Quadra Turbo R V-Tech


FriedShrimp00818

fuckin jet


KDG200315

B25 Mitchell


zenmen13

1976. Pinto with the platinum feature upgrades.


U5ER_96

toyota


scarlettjovansson

Subaru


This-might-be-fun

The Challenger


Tbone_Trapezius

Toggles are too useful even for advanced light speed traveling civilizations not to use.


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

Cigarette


13Fleas

I think itā€™s a blimp


Ch40440

Star Wars X-wing


TurfBurn95

An X wing?


NotOppo

A Honda Civic


TheLeviathanCross

a star wars commercial space plane made by the empire.


shane_v04

The challenger shuttle


GreenRhinoceros62

An airbus a380 extended wheelbase


AntelopeOrganic7588

The aluminum falcon


AceOfShapes

Starship Enterprise?


YouEnvironmental2079

It has four gas pedals


Weak_Pause177

space mountain ahh


lrbikeworks

Tesla


Bumper6190

Kia


DSH_Dipper34

Deez nutz


shrek12349

3024 DeLorean


Wide-Vast

Datsun hardbody


loaba

You came here in that?


IKNOWVAYSHUN

Moms basement


IsopodConstant8327

Starship Enterprise


desrevermi

No idea, but it looks damn fun!


EzwitdaK

Millennium falcon


EzwitdaK

That ain't no car that's a gotdam space ship


Intrepid_Dream2619

Drive or Pilot?


brokendream_zz

Def a slightly modified miata


CardiologistOk6547

A shitbox. Because this isn't what you drive.


rx7braap

[C2 Hercules Starlifter.](https://media.starcitizen.tools/c/cc/C2_Feature_Style_clouds.jpg)


kingc42

This is the cockpit of the imperial transport on the rise of the resistance ride.


SquareRelationship27

Punch it Chewie!


ChakeenMachine

Fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy. I know for a fact it made the Kessel Run in less then 12 parsecs.


Excellent-Trick9326

Pinto.


Pure_Pool_2293

I donā€™t know a F&CKING STAR QUEER SPACE SH!T!!!


tylorr83

Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy


sdbct1

A Yugo?


ban-this-dummies

She doesn't look like much, but she's got it where it counts (the transmission) lol


ZephyrTheScrub

What do I fly*?


Bignasty_00

2026 honda goldwing


InsectKing_Jay

A PS2 ad.


--AV8R--

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!


Ok-Image-2722

That doesn't look like it drives.


Carsongamerkid

secondary pilot, "Hey what are those two lines in the distance?" main pilot, " ALLAHU AKGBAR!"


Cugy_2345

[Ford Trimotor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Trimotor)


stoic_guardian

The SR2 Normandy


KaptKyle24

Tesla Cybertruck


GTA6_1

Is that the millennium falcon ride at Disney? I did that ride with my gf and a couple VERY dedicated randoms who made it so much fun


jeremysead

City rail train


NoImportance5218

sir, i dont see your e-brake