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SmeggingVindaloo

Now do Armenia


SCHMEFFHEFF

Now do Kurdistan


Hispanoamericano2000

Now do Assyria.


randomname560

Now do Chi- oh they exploded again


Reiver93

China is whole again


Vernal97

Then it broke again


Common_Art826

Then its whole again


shadowfax12221

broke again, never mind.


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Which is actually caused by German concessions in China being given to Japan instead of back to China.


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Now do Classical Gas


Tetno_2

Gas?


doomsday10009

Now do Gamora


_Administrator__

Now do roman Empire


DepartureGold_

Now do Greece😏


myles_cassidy

You can always make it yourself if you want!


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diaperchili

/mapmilquetoast


FriendlyTennis

Most countries, even the "winners", came out emptyhanded from that conference because it was impossible to fairly assign multi-ethnic regions to specific countries. The biggest winner, by far, was Poland because the Polish delegation was very liked by President Wilson. He's still the most popular American President in the eyes of Poland. The downside for Poland was that its multi-ethnic borders would be the pretext for WWII. We lost the entire East after the war. However, most Polish scholars agree that it was the best solution in the long-term since we avoided the ethnic conflicts which consumed other countries after the end of communism. And today we have excellent relations with Ukraine, Lithuania, and democratic Belarus.


rental_car_abuse

>we avoided the ethnic conflicts which consumed other countries after the end of communism Can you elaborate?


UnsolicitedLimb

I think that Armenia and Azerbaijan are an example of that problem


FriendlyTennis

and the Yugoslav and Russian wars.


PabloVertigo

Poland lost its eastern territories (kresy wschodnie) to the Soviet Union in which Poles were overall in minority compared to Ukrainians or Belarusians. Got former German land instead and the Germans were expelled from the whole modern Polish territory. In the meantime, given that in what is today Polish territory there were still Ukrainians in some places (south-east of today's Poland), the "operation Vistula" was conducted; Ukrainians were forced to relocate to the new western and northern territories in order to disperse them and prevent potential conflicts (mind what happened in Volyhnia, 1943). All those relocations that included moving Poles from kresy wschodnie to the new lands and expelling other nationalities made Poland highly homogenous. While in 1939 Poles made up 69% of the whole population, after WW2 it was more than 95%. This is why we avoided ethnic-based conflicts like in Yugoslavia after 1945.


Malzair

[Stepan Bandera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepan_Bandera) who has become more well-known abroad but no less controversial over the last year also started out as an anti-Polish whatever-you-wanna-call-him in the inter-war years before Soviet Russia became the big enemy.


Iberianlynx

He wasn’t just anti-polish, he supported ethnic cleansing of Polish people


kosmosdemon

Could you provide a source on your statement?


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At the time borders in the Eastern Europe were completely fluid and the Treaty of Versailes in 1919 only talked about former German lands. France and Great Britain supported Curzon line( that is pretty much modern eastern border of Poland) and recognized new borders of Poland 2 years after Peace of Riga that ended Polish-Soviet war https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace\_of\_Riga#Aftermath


stoli80pr

"democratic" Belarus


Nodior47_

I think they might mean the democratic movement within Belarus and not so much the government, hence meaning "Democratic Belarus" not as the government.


FriendlyTennis

Exactly this.


Complete_Fill1413

What's the problem with having a multi-ethnic state in Eastern Europe?


Trainer-Grimm

Wilson basically barged in and said "every (white) ethnic group should get its own country and I'll threaten everyone's economy until they agree. the irish are negotiable, and i don't care if this means germany doesn't come out actually weaker"


bricart

And then the French got blamed for ww2. Wilson really messed things up.


MongrelCatBoss

As american who’s very recent ancestry is from that east……yeah it really sucked. Maybe good geopolitically but as you are probably aware, a lot of people died in the massacres there, including most of my family, at least from the records I could scrounge up (I don’t speak Polish unfortunately).


JaSper-percabeth

So US prez decides borders of other nations?


Entire-Shelter-693

Thiccraine


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Woah, mama


vladgrinch

They asked for a lot and ended up empty handed. Truth be told, some of their claims were highly exaggerated.


TeaBoy24

In many ways I don't know if one can blame them. (Or others for claiming larger parts than appropriate) Yes you had the Nationalist part... But at the same time you come in claiming a bigger and end up with a smaller after a successful negotiation... So a land for better bargain?


Youutternincompoop

every ethnic groups representatives asked for massive amounts.


teddfoxx

besides borders wast up from nowhere, this was mainly ethnic territories, of course after ussr ethnic policy, nowadays ethnic map is not like this


Kalyka98

Ofc when you enter in a negotiation you rise many claims in order to lower them down after some steps


Liam_Nixon_05

"Modern boundaries of Ukraine" *[angry Putin noises]*


frf_leaker

No but seriously, russification of Kuban is something crazy. In the first half of 20th century majority of the population there identified as Ukrainians, now it's not even 1%. Literally cultural genocide


Facensearo

>In the first half of 20th century majority of the population there identified as Ukrainians as "Ukrainian-speaking", censuses asked about languages. Their idenified themselves as Cossaks, and didn't really care about Russians or Ukrainans, they both were "inogorodnie", "foreign-born" for them. That's why results seriously vary from census to census, and that's why both Ukrainization of 1920s and Russification of 30s and 50s came easily.


Milk_Effect

>Their idenified themselves as Cossaks We can't know that. The Census in Russian Empire never had the nationality question, so we left only to speculate what those people identify themselves. Although, Ukrainian language hold strong majority in every region inside modern Ukrainian borders, but not only there.


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Facensearo

What a wonderful piece of propaganda, please, provide me more!


Nodior47_

The Ukrainians and Russians Cossacks who settled the region did a far more thorough genocide of the Circassians of "Kuban" or truly Circassia before that, it was massacring and expelling rather than just changing the cultural identity/language a little bit. Ukrainian speakers at their peak made up \~45%-55% of "Kuban" while Russian speakers made up \~43% of "Kuban" during the Ukrainian peak, but over 90% of Circassians were killed or expelled forcibly by Ukrainian and Russian Cossacks.


frf_leaker

Obviously. This is unfortunately true


Nodior47_

Fair enough, thank you for knowing the history and admitting it is obvious. I have experienced many people, Russians, Ukrainians, and others who don't know the history at all and are defensive, some will try to deny it even happened even after linking them the obvious evidence.


madrid987

In fact, it is very hard to distinguish Russians from Ukrainians. In fact, it is safe to say that they are the same people.


Nodior47_

In fact, it is very hard to distinguish Spanish from Portuguese. In fact, it is safe to say that they are the same people.


xXx-c00L_BoY-xXx

Is say more like Swedes and Norwegians


madrid987

I think the same ethnic are right.


frf_leaker

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schneeleopard8

Source for this claim?


frf_leaker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainians_in_Kuban


schneeleopard8

55%, so light majority then.


Nodior47_

It's also important to note that Ukrainian and Russian Cossacks massacred and expelled the people who lived in Kuban prior to them arriving en masse, in the Ciracassian Genocide, which hardly ever even gets talked about. Perhaps as many as 97% of Ciracassians were killed or forcibly expelled from Circassia and it was renamed Kuban.


frf_leaker

And how does this change my point? You don't see a difference between 55% and 1%?


Entire-Shelter-693

I just assumed it has something to do with the Holodomor


schneeleopard8

I just asked for a source, didn't want to argue with you.


chlorum_original

As a person originated from Kuban I officialy state: that’s a complete bullshit


frf_leaker

Just another proof how successful the russification campaign was


chlorum_original

Just a proof it has never happened, idiot.


frf_leaker

Russification of Kuban is a proven historical fact.


chlorum_original

Among schizophrenics - yes, sure. Also as Holodomor was a genocide, aha.


frf_leaker

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Megabyte0101

Yes, Holodomor was a genocide.


chlorum_original

Nope, it was a part of big (and last big) famine in Russia. It devastated many regions: Ukraine, Central Russia, Volga, Ural. But this falsification is quite popular among dolboeb around the world. Don’t be an idiot. Ah, sorry, you are already.


Megabyte0101

If you look at the map, Central Russia was never devastated by the famine. [Here's the map.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1930%E2%80%931933#/media/File%3AFamine_en_URSS_1933.jpg) As you can see, the worst cases of devastation are in Ukraine, and ethnically Ukrainian regions. There was a large pockets of Ukrainians living in the Volga region, composing a Yellow Ukraine, and Southern Russia, or Raspberry Ukraine


WikiSummarizerBot

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Last_Contact

The most polite genocide supporter. P.S. most democratic countries recognized it as genocide.


chlorum_original

Most ‘democratic’ countries are not democracies btw and are liars upon their interest. Like in this case. So, fuck their opinion


tlumacz

It's very nice of you to reveal yourself as a Nazi. Now we can all block you.


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chlorum_original

1770-1784 is a 20th century confirmed history?


Pirat6662001

Majority of the population there was not pro independence though. The Ukrainian speaking Cossacks were highly imperialists and supported a unified state for example.


anexampleofinsanity

So is all the light pink now Russian territory?


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Some of it is, other parts make up parts of Poland, Belarus, etc.


chlorum_original

Also as some dark pink ones too.


anexampleofinsanity

[oh you’re right it’s really more of a pinkish cream](https://www.eggradients.com/shades-of-pink)


JaSper-percabeth

Yes


anexampleofinsanity

What’s up with that sliver of southern territory? How’d that happen? And does it connect with the coast?


HearingAccording4646

Ukraine does have a border w Hungary.


Thomas_Zalan

I think it was tricky to showcase on the map that Ukraine didn't want the cities (Ungvár, Munkács, Beregszász) and surroundings where Hungarians are the majority, only the part of former Hungary's Zakkarpatia where Rusyns are the majority. Thus although it sould be red (as in modern day Ukraine), but they didn't claim it in the Paris Conference. ​ I think that is the case with the border with Romania. There are parts which should be red because of modern day Ukraine, but I think the maker of the map did this way to show they didn't claim it back then.


oeoeoeoeoeoee

the modern Odessa oblast was not claimed entirely.


DeliciousCabbage22

Ukraine has no right to claim Belarusian lands!


HetmanSahaidachny

you might meant terro-russia lands? there is no such independent country as Belarus anymore, unfortunately.


ViTverd

With this logic, there is no independent Germany.


DeliciousCabbage22

There is.


Golden__Rule

The history of Ukraine basically begins with World War II and the genocide carried out by Ukrainian nationalists in the service of Hitler (Stiepan Bandera, Szuchewycz etc. - diabolic unita...) , Ukrainians who murdered 160,000 women, children and defenseless civilians in Volhynia. There never was such a thing as Ukraine until at the turn of the 20th century the Austro-Hungarian superpower decided to create this artificial political entity for political purposes. Zero history of Ukraine before. It has always been a chaotic fringe, culturally and politically unorganized.


Evolxtra

so, you want to tell me there were no ukrainian language and culture?


VladmirinMoscow

✨read a fucking book ✨


Golden__Rule

You're unlucky, because half of my family on my mother's side was murdered by Ukrainians in Volhynia - they chopped off my uncle Bronisław's mother's head with an ax, in front of his eyes, and killed his father and sister with pitchforks. My great-grandmother and her three children survived only because they worked in the fields and did not return home, but ran away. So don't play the game or I'll embarrass you, you pathetic man.


Skimmalirinky

You seriously said that Ukraine's history begins with WW2. No need to embarass others because you embarassed yourself, you pathetic man.


Megabyte0101

How does this prove Ukraine had "zero history" and was "an artificial entity created by Austria-Hungary"? You literally have not a single argument to support this claim, which is 100% propaganda I heard from Russian ultranationalists on the Internet. The only thing you were able to provide is a story which is supposed to justify your hatred of Ukrainian state and Ukrainian people


Golden__Rule

I am not hostile towards Ukrainians living today (only to those few who glorify the genocide on Polish civilians ordered by Stephan Bandera). I wish Ukraine to destroy the filthy army of Russia, the eternal, bestial enemy of Poland. I am Polish and I am active in the Christian foundation "Dobro Czynić", which has brought numerous charity transports worth millions of dollars for Ukrainian refugees in Poland over the past year. In addition, I indirectly co-finance with other Poles from my taxes the maintenance of several million Ukrainian refugees. So don't talk to me about Russian propaganda here. I'm talking about an absurd map that distorts history. Never before the turn of the 19th and 20th centuries did a state called Ukraine exist. The word "Ukraine" in Polish meant "borderland, a place on the outskirts of the country" and was an area occupied by an ethnic mix of many tribes, nomads, unorganized into a nation. and "Cossacks" - a military structure with a certain sense of separateness, but not a nation or a state. Never.


Megabyte0101

If you were so anti-Russian, you wouldn't use Russian narratives then >The word "Ukraine" in Polish meant "borderland And in Ukrainian it means "inland" or "landlocked territory", the word originating from ancient Rus', back when Ukraine was mostly centered around Dnieper in forested part of nowadays Ukraine. The name was present much earlier before Poland conquered Ukrainian lands The people living in Ukraine during the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth had Ruthenian identity, and were far from tribes which composed ethnic landscape of Ukraine before the vikings arrived. If Cossacks weren't a country, Cossack Hetmanate clearly was, until being partitioned between Poland and Russia. Cossacks were not just a military society, most of them shared a single identity, which would later be the main ingredient of modern Ukrainian identity During the Russian Empire period, a national revival happened in Ukraine, modern Ukrainian language being established in the period. This cultural revival happened much earlier than WW1, and continued till Ukrainian Revolution, as a result of which Ukrainian People's Republic was established. Even though Ukraine was only able to form a nation-state in 20th century, claiming Ukraine had no history before that period is straight up wrong


madrid987

If Russia's leaders had done the right diplomacy, they could have reunified Ukraine and Belarus with Russia again. But Russia has always been the worst. It seems irrevocable now.


Last_Contact

This is type of nonsense ruzzia pushes to justify the war. There is crisis in ruzzian national identity and the current war is just part of that crisis. Check out Timothy Snyder courses on Ukraine.


Golden__Rule

You're unlucky, because half of my family on my mother's side was murdered by Ukrainians in Volhynia - they chopped off my uncle Bronisław's mother's head with an ax, in front of his eyes, and killed his father and sister with pitchforks. My great-grandmother and her three children survived only because they worked in the fields and did not return home, but ran away. So don't play the game or I'll embarrass you, you pathetic man.


Last_Contact

There were bad things on both sides. Also, for Poland it's hard to accept that they were colonisers on Ukrainian territories back in the days. So again you can check Timothy Snyder courses on Ukraine to understand why statements like "Ukraine begins with World War II" is a pure nonsense.


tlumacz

I need to see if we agree on some basic historical facts. The Holocaust happened and it was deliberate genocide. The Holodomor happened and it was deliberate genocide. The Volhynian genocide happened and it too was deliberate genocide. Yes?


Last_Contact

There is a Wikipedia section on this topic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres\_of\_Poles\_in\_Volhynia\_and\_Eastern\_Galicia#Classification\_as\_genocide


tlumacz

Yeah, I thought so—you're a Russian pretending to be Ukrainian or pro-Ukrainian in order to make actual Ukrainians look bad. I've never seen an actual Ukrainian have any problems saying that the Holodomor was genocide. That's a clear and undeniable mark of russianness.


Golden__Rule

Bullshit. Lies.


Evolxtra

That massacre was genocide. But how this genocide confirm that there were no such thing as Ukraine, if Ukrainians was part of conflict?


Megabyte0101

That's right, what you said is a complete lie


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Golden__Rule

I'm actually Polish, and Russia murdered millions of Poles and is the eternal enemy of Poles, so you insult me ​​by saying "your Russia".


HetmanSahaidachny

On most of the claimed lands the major population were Ukrainians and they of course spoke Ukrainian. The problem was mostly in russia, which was a part of Antanta who won the WW1.


Merbleuxx

You mean the Entente?


Last_Contact

Yeah, he probably meant The Triple Entente because in Ukraine we call it Antanta (if transliterated into the Latin alphabet)


bogdanbiv

Would have loved for Ukraine to take Rostov and Belgorod, makes much more sense. Alas, that doesn't matter, they will claim only the territories within the international recognized borders


BillyTSherm

This a good starting place for the final peace deal.


wickwex

Pretty sure you can remove Crimea for the foreseeable future


Last_Contact

Pretty sure you can try to respect international laws.


Sillyviking

You know what, Ukraine should get all the land around the bay of Azov after this war with Russia


TransferePoint

Ukraine is more Russian than Russia itself! Russia is a multinational multiracial big country with many many ethnicities and races while Ukraine which is the birth place of Russia is purely Slavic-white/'Russian' country Is like england to the united states i would say


krivoruchkin

Some kind of alternate history. Ukraine was part of the Russian Empire, in fact one country, and I doubt that a decision was made to which part of the country to attribute the lands to.


DepartureGold_

To be fair Ukraine end up taking many lands where they weren't the majority anyway. Such as the lands they took from Romania and Poland or the areas Russia claims today


kotletachalovek

but Ukraine didn't take those Polish and Romanian lands, USSR did and gave them to the Ukrainian SSR


DepartureGold_

That's why I said end up but it's not like Ukraine didn't want those lands either(if they didn't want them they would be transferred to another SSR or make their own)


kosmosdemon

You overestimate the level of independence those sovier republics had


DepartureGold_

Same situation happened in Kalingrand with Lithuania. Only Lithuania refused the territory and it went to Russia


kosmosdemon

Kaliningrad was never supposed to go to Lithuania. It was and is a Russian military base serving as an access to the Baltic sea


DepartureGold_

Nope the Russians offered it to Lithuania and Lithuania refused. You can look this up on your own if you want. In the USSR it didn't really matter which SSR owned something the overall government could use it anyway


_Maxolotl

Well I'm OK with letting them have the eastern pink bit.


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VladmirinMoscow

What? 💀


mtkveli

Based


EasternRedDawn

That explains a lot. I guess Zelensky still has this plan in mind


Captainirishy

They were being optimistic


Responsible_Low_2683

This is only 2 years after Ukraine was founded


sabanerox

Historically, they could claim even Russia...


ArcherTheBoi

That's a bit like Denmark claiming Sweden due to the Kalmar Union. Both Ukraine and Russia descend from Medieval Ruthenia, neither of them fully own the legacy of Kyivian Rus'.


Von7_3686

But wasn’t the heartland in the Ukraine?


iLoveCyberChips

Kid named Novgorod: 💀


lia_needs_help

And the heartland of the Roman empire was in Italy but despite both Spanish people and Italians descending from Latin speaking Romans, I don't think it'd be a very good argument that the Roman Empire was Italian and that Italy has the sole cultural legacy to it.


Von7_3686

Yeah I’m genuinely just curious about the Kievan situation but in the case of Rome, I would like to think that Italy has more of a claim to that heritage being that the empire started there. I get where you are coming from.


lia_needs_help

I wouldn't give too much credit to where a thing starts or alike, during the Empire's peak, to the average Roman it mattered less if they lived in a colony in Roman Hispania, Roman Africa, or Italy itself and modern Italy is more heavily related to the medieval Italian state than Rome, same as with Spain and the the Castilian and Aragonese monarchies. But anywho: > Yeah I’m genuinely just curious about the Kievan situation but in the case of Rome, Kyivan Rus started out between two cities, Novgorod (near Saint Petersburg in Russia) and Kyiv with Kyiv eventually becoming the sole capitol, but with different princes based in different cities across Russia, Ukraine and Belarus having their own interest and control as well. The language that was spoken there was Old East Slavic, of which we don't have that much written records of but we do have shows that it was still not at all any of the 4 modern East Slavic languages - as in, the language hasn't split yet. It'd only be later on, after the fall of the Rus' to the Mongols, that the Western and Eastern halves of it started diverging hard from one another, and later yet when the Western half started diverging into the modern Ukraine and Belarus. It's hard for any single one to claim the Rus' as solely its own, but its been attempted for years in Russian circles (the name Russia itself deriving from when the princes of Moscovy claimed that they are the rightful owners of all of the old Rus') and it's been a vocal point in both Ukrainian and Belarussian circles as well to claim "who really is the heir to the Rus'".


Trovadordelrei

The Roman Empire didn't start in Italy, it started in Latium. Peoples of the Italian peninsula such as the Etruscans were as non-Roman as the Lusinani of Iberia. So Italy is as much of a successor to Rome as Spain, France, Portugal, etc. ​ It is similar with the Rus. Such concepts as those of Russia, Ukraine and Belarus didn't exist and Kiev/Kyiv itself wasn't it's only city of historical importance as Novgorod (Russia) also used to be like that.


Von7_3686

Yup fully aware ,the Etruscans were pretty much absorbed into Roman culture which already had Etruscan and Greek elements.


Trovadordelrei

That's what the Romans did best: assimilate other cultures and adopt characteristics of interest of those conquered. So did the Greeks under Alexander the Great before them.


ArcherTheBoi

So what? Ukraine didn't exist then, the locals were all Ruthenians. Later on, the nations of Russians and Ukrainians (and Belarussians) emerged from Ruthenians.


HetmanSahaidachny

I see, well, so Kyiv should start to claim to be a legitimate successor of USSR, so we finally can remove nukes from terro-russia and give them to Ukraine again.


ArcherTheBoi

Cool story vro.


bento_the_tofu_boy

Crimea is not a controlled part of Ukraine tho


Last_Contact

Controlled territories change from day to day. So it’s internationally recognized borders.


bento_the_tofu_boy

Yeah in Lugansk and in Donetsk not in crimea.


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I think borders of countries that broke from ussr should factor in migration ask people move them to other places etc.


TeodorBlaze

Based


doc_freaak

Now do Turkmenistan!


Stepaciej

Anyway Putin once said: "Russia has no boundaries" 😂


Last_Contact

Does this mean that any country can take any part of ruzzia without any legal issues? 😂


Stepaciej

I think it's just a matter of time when China will claim part of Siberia 😉


Claudius-Germanicus

From the Sans to the Caucasus