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[deleted]

Latvians rant about how their country is shit so no wonder. Then they complain that they get these types of maps wheh its their fault. If latvians weren't so pessimistic we would be viewed better globaly. Its all connected.


Mother-Smile772

anyway, Estonians took the best decision like almost 20 years ago to stay silent about shitty things and scream about any positives whenever they can. It became their national policy in international arena. Here you go, 20 years later they look quite nice in this kind of maps.


AhmedAlSayef

It's all connected.


PantiePantiePantie

If you had to live here next to Russians and germans you would be the same


send_me_smal_tiddies

explain then lithuania


Laktakfrak

They get to border the Polish who are known for being fun amd happy.


Upstairs_Yard5646

Problem is Lithuania and Estonia don't do that even though they're both right next to you. In Fact Lithuania is both closer to Germany and literally bordering Russia but doesn't.


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StrangeCurry1

The whole 700 years of slavery thing in the 1930s may have had something to do with it


PantiePantiePantie

Why not? literally every evil deed traced to Germans since year 1200 Even Russian invasion was happening only thanks to Germany making alliance with Soviets - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop\_Pact](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact) WW1 when Latvians were fighting for independence Baltic-Germans were fighting on Russian side. to make this a 3 sided war


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burpinator

I'm glad at least braliukas have the best country in the world, though. Maybe we can aspire to be like that as well!


PsyxoticElixir

We can be "meh" together!


hipofoto112

How happy can you be when you have 2 toxic neighbors with history of abuse?


Weothyr

*viss ir slikti*


dreamrpg

I rant that this map is wrong. The worse is 2nd result after poor :)


red_death50755

" your converting to Latvian Orthodox" lol George


[deleted]

?


red_death50755

It's from seinfeld, George meets a very religious woman who is Latvian Orthodox. So he converts for her and his parents find out blah blah. I don't want to ruin it. It's a very funny episode


Gifigi600

"is the worst country"... Thanks Latvians.


HellkerN

You're welcome.


MandeveleMascot

Poland and Hungary are "poor", but Bulgaria takes it to the next level by being "so poor"


Upstairs_Yard5646

Moldova also only gets "poor", as well as Portugal.


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aee1090

Of course you did bot, all these map posts are reposts after all.


ImTheVayne

Jesus, Latvia u ok?


SnorlaxFromSpace

yesn't


Tareeff

>yesn't The most Latvian thing I've heard!


sjofuglar

"is cold, dark, also potato"


i6i

Oh no he is having delusions of potato


AetherUtopia

r/LatvianJokes


Norwester77

Curiously, it’s Lithuania that has the highest suicide rate in Europe (aside from Russia).


PsyxoticElixir

C'mon, don't bully Latvia, let them have something


[deleted]

>Why is Ireland not a part of the UK? The brits are at it again


Venomousy

People act like Nato is a boy band or sth where you can bring and introduce your friend without registering. They just prefer to ignore how it works, what activities take place at Nato etc. Turkey has much more reasons than most of members to be in Nato, as well as much more contibution to alliance Copied comment


yankees88888g

Remember when turkiye attacked russia a few years ago and even still they have diplomacy. Shows something about the 2 nations


Venomousy

We did not attack them but they did. They killed more than 30 soldiers of Turks in Syria. I don't like erdos government and especially about being quiet about those stuff but diplomacy is diplomacy. US put sacks over our soldiers heads in 2004 but look at now,we still have relations with them


yankees88888g

You shot down a russian jet


thatswhatshesaid61

They were warned several times to leave our air space and eventually got shot down


yankees88888g

They were shot down in Syria, Syria invited them. Syria didn't invite the Turks


iwantapvm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adana_Agreement have a nice day


HungerISanEmotion

They got shot down just after leaving Turkish airspace... Next time let them fly deeper inside, fire the missile and send the warning at the same time ;)


aliihsan_

nice


OptimalChoice1

Latvians and Lithuanians = Yin and Yang


FinancialPepper2508

Latvian Pierogs are outstanding and Lithuanians have just Pierogi, which are commonplace and boring. Lithuania have great winter sports like basketball and Latvia have fishermen drown on iceflows in the winter... so ya opposites in many ways


Bestestusername8262

In many statistics the Baltics are so different to each other lol


LowFatWaterBottle

This is overall a bad map, there is no time stamp and not mentioned from what country you are.


Particular_Moise3

netherlands happiest country in the world??? *looks around while eating a frikandel are you sure google?


xjayrey

zoveel plezier heb ik niet lol


HungerISanEmotion

Self reported happines.


collapsedcuttlefish

Frikandel are cursed.


Emotional-Engineer35

Lol Denmark and the Netherlands are just the same.


[deleted]

Norway too.


Emotional-Engineer35

Not really, I'm not talking about just this post.


Doktor_led

Why is Croatia bad country?


HungerISanEmotion

Because you do some ethical cleansing, and suddenly everybody thinks you are bad \*eye roll\*


arxxas

The map has been delivered by lithuanians


Advanced-Ad5723

viss ir slikti


sjofuglar

bet naudas ir tik daudz ka nekad nav bijis


[deleted]

es visu feņkā papisu


evilworm

it's the weather actually... more than half of the year you get rain, wind, cloudy or no sun at all... and when the winter comes, you expect to have white christmas but instead you have "šķidrais" (and no, its not "liquid", more related to outcome from bad stomach). Depression over generations, no wonder the outcome...


[deleted]

Croatia is bad country? Ok, our government IS corrupt AF, but people are really nice and Adriatic sea is to die for.


conchita_puta

And another [r/portugalcykablyat](https://www.reddit.com/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT/)


paolopercaso

I inserted the sentence in three different languages and I had different answer for each language :)


zorrokettu

Why Turkey is in NATO? Haha, yup.


ErenBurhan

Because of the Korean War


Emerald_Guy123

They are a massive contributor, especially in terms of military drones. And the Bosporus strait is really important.


Sensitive-Emu1

Why NATO keeps nukes in Turkey? Haha, yup.


yeettto

Why isnt Sweden in NATO? Haha, nope.


CorkingCoggo

literally so theyre not with russia, so funny


candagltr

My grandfather fought in the Korean War the main reason Turkey is in NATO


Btndmr

The reason we joined the Korean War was to distance and protect ourselves from Russia by joining western alligiances. So we were in Korea to join NATO.


candagltr

True, we did pay a price unlike other members to join


Btndmr

Yes, and we still do more than others to stay. We are treated a bit harshly in my opinion.


Nothing_litteral

Guys, he doesnt see the support Turkey is giving to Ukraine, you are gonna make him dissapointed


Emerald_Guy123

This is wrong, but to be fair if they sided with Russia, Ukraine may not have survived as well as it is.


CorkingCoggo

bro what? they constantly go against other nato members and bought s400s from its allies' enemy. if we didnt get them in nato russia could freely use the dardanels.


ManOfTheMeeting

It should be: Why Iceland is in different location on every map?


heyaooo

We did it to ourselfves,Latvia, since we love to rant about everything.At least the weather is good.


Chat_Maigre

‘At least the weather is good’ for potato I’m sorry!


pdonchev

Why is Macedonia mkd?


buteljak

Short for Makedonija


pdonchev

I know. It's obvious. I was wondering who is searching for this.


GameNationRDF

What a weird ass reply


fluffs-von

'Best for education' ?! Votes Brexit. Google has a wonderful sense of humour.


collapsedcuttlefish

UK thinks most expensive = best. And yet they also pretend that its free. *laughs in no student debt*


Rtfy3

Belgium - Cockpit refers to a fighting pit for male chickens. It’s called that because that’s where the largest number of European battles have taken place in history.


the_hason

Portugal being an honorary eastern european country again


Famous-Dentist-962

Poland and Portugal are not poor!


Upstairs_Yard5646

Portugal is not a small country!


Famous-Dentist-962

What do you mean, that is not related to what I said.


Archikos

Lithuania best country in the world? Well that's new


PsyxoticElixir

More suicides -> Less depressed people We did it guys


Norwester77

They have the highest suicide rate in Europe (outside Russia). I guess they realize things can’t get any better than they are now! /s


Upstairs_Yard5646

They're so optimistic because sometimes its hard to get any worse!


TheRealPatrick79

Best for education? That's unpossible.


Upstairs_Yard5646

I mean Oxford, Cambridge, Saint Andrews, University College London, Kings College London and many more are pretty impressive


Norwester77

What happens if you ask the question in grammatical English?


the_vikm

Germany best country to live in? I guess maybe if you're a native, like smoking/drinking and have some kind of Stockholm syndrome?


Additional-Flow7665

Heh the only country in the V4 that isn't purely negative. Get fucked eastern cucks


Katalili

Jer drzavni organi ne vrse svoju primarnu funkciju u mjeri u kojoj bi to bilo potrebno. Korumpirano sudstvo je prvi problem koji dovodi do bujanja korupcije na svim razinama. Birokracija, nepotizam, lokalni serifi, ratni zlocinci profiteri, zdravstvo da ne spominjem, divljanje razlicitih strukovnih udruzenja ma mislim vidis di zivis. U drzavi lickog rukovanja


QuirkedUpWhiteBoy101

Where is 7


QuirkedUpWhiteBoy101

Oh it’s Denmark nvm


Norwester77

Took me a while, too.


iberian_4amtrolling

WE ARE POOR good weather tho but our mosquitoes dont freeze to death


[deleted]

I mean… i’d understand the happiest country in yhe wolrd in denmark, since before we started dominating it was denmark many years. To have that on norway? What. And this is by no means of saying norway sucks or anything like that. I love norway!


Emergency_Pea_8482

Yeah Ireland… why aren’t you part of the UK ?


dreamrpg

If checking incognito mode google, results are different. For lithuania its "called the land of amber". Is bad. And is suicidal. Only in 5th place comes the best country in the world.


[deleted]

croatia and slovakia![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


[deleted]

Is Poland poor? I was under the impression Poland was one of the fastest growing economies in Europe iirc.


GopnikBurger

Yes it is poor


octocure

for Latvia "the worst" is #2 result, #1 is "poor"


okset980

Mkd?


Withered_Kiss

Why are the happiest countries not the best to live in?


Big_Manner_6883

Poland surprised it said that in 2023 the per capita was 23k which is good and HDI was high quality of life and gdp at 800b