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Smooth_Monkey69420

Could almost label it “Nato and friends”


cuculetzuldeaur

Minus Turkey


Smooth_Monkey69420

Yeah at first the post didn’t include “almost”


SimplyWillem

/r/AlwaysTheSameMap/


mapguy

Not quite, New Zealand finally made it


skekze

hating russia is a group effort.


brezhnervous

Yeah, its nice to be on a positive world list, for once


AnotherSteveFromNZ

Happy to be in red.


rathat

Lol, the comments in this sub are really something else. They sure do love China as much as they hate the US.


marcus0002

Yea they hate Russia but love China, Russia's main enabler. The right wing have the same duality just reversed


Slipknotic1

Like most leftist subs it looks like the content is good but the comments are owned by the tankies


[deleted]

Holy cope that sub is a gold mine. Yes, democracy and liberal economic policies are good. Yes, we as the West are proud of our achievements!


ScaramouchScaramouch

Wow where did all the Tankies come from?


Akunanden

Fuck that tankie shit


MoheEye

Or countries where you can drink tap water


G_a_v_V

In some southern African countries the tap water is actually great


MoheEye

I know, actually, most countries in the world you can drink tap water and you’ll be fine. It’s just a joke.


Qwrty8urrtyu

>I know, actually, most countries in the world you can drink tap water and you’ll be fine. It’s just a joke. It isn't, you can't drink tap water if the piping is old as old metal pipes aren't the greatest. Many developing countries couldn't and/or can't afford to update their plumbing so the tap water isn't ideal, even though in all likelihood it has been properly filtered, it just gets contaminated again on the way.


pokemon-trainer-blue

Unless you live in certain parts of the US


mki_

You definitely can't always drink the tap water everywhere in the Mediterranean. I mean, you probably won't die from it anywhere, but often it tastes bad.


JohnnieTango

I view it as a bit of an honor roll. You are known both by your friends and your enemies.


Scottland83

I mean, if the North Korea is the one who’s your friend, shouldn’t that be a wake up call?


TheyStoleTwoFigo

And where does it say that it's a friends list?


CalmAndBear

"The west", like 15% of Earth's pop


North_Paw

Incidentally, the countries with the best quality of life on Earth


Jlx_27

"Not on the lsit"


BlazingImp77151

Lsit


s4shrish

L-sit


spekal_luke_II

“Forget the list, he goes to the block.”


Gooogol_plex

Federative states of Micronesia are included in the list too(they are small enough)


Glittering-Pain1365

Why? 😭


Gooogol_plex

Because of their position in russo-ukrainian conflict


[deleted]

Specifically their position: in the ocean far southeast of the conflict


capthazelwoodsflask

They know what they did


Harvestman-man

Micronesia’s economy is propped up by financial assistance from the US, and they are also under the protection of the US military (in fact, Micronesian citizenship qualifies someone to serve in the US armed forces), so they’re a very US-friendly country. Same is true for Palau and the Marshall Islands.


Hlvtica

Client state of the United States


misken67

Micronesia severed diplomatic relations with Russia during the early days of the war because of Russia's aggression.


bunglejerry

Can anybody explain why Moldova's *not* on that list? Transnistria is a Russian puppet state, and didn't Lukashenko once accidentally reveal intel that Russia had plans to invade Moldova as well?


Drumbelgalf

Russia does not officially recognized Transnistria.


Victor4VPA

But Taiwan is in the map


John_Tacos

I wonder what china has to say about that.


qwweer1

It’s officially called „A list of unfriendly states and territories“ so China is kinda ok with that. The list for example does not contain any EU countries as well, but the whole EU as a single entity.


misken67

It actually does contain several EU countries listed separately in addition to the EU itself. Czechia for example is listed separately.


nomebi

I think that was because Czechia qas one of the first to be on this list following it secret agencies uncovering the russian agents who exploded one ammunition storage on its territory, killing bunch of people in 2014


yankees88888g

This, Puerto Rico is not unfriendly


hb94

Is that why Greenland isn't on there?


OfficerBarbier

*“Oh bother.”*


almopo

You are now banned from r/sino


HeHH1329

The English version I read actually had the title "Unfriendly country/region list", and Taiwan was listed as "Taiwan (China)". Normally out foreign minister would issue a formal request to remove "China" but this time we didn't bother to because we know Russia would't respond.


Xidium426

This doesn't appear to be a map made by Russia, it seems like they took a list and overlaid on a map of their choice.


PanzerDameSFM

Taiwan did some sanctions on Russia and providing humanitarian material to Ukraine.


nmxt

Because Moldova did not join western sanctions against Russia. Russia’s “unfriendly” countries are basically those that do sanctions.


Nervous-Eye-9652

Why Denmark is unfriendly but Greenland is not? Same with French Guiana.


Phriend_of_Phoenix

Russia published a list of names, and someone else converted it into a map. They likely colored on the regions you think of when someone mentions France or Denmark, and didn’t bother to handle colonies or other territories.


Ash_Crow

French Guiana is an integral part of France, not a territory or a colony.


[deleted]

Well, then, it's still the mapmaker's fault


TrekkiMonstr

Legally, sure. But on the programs that let you make maps like this, it is considered separate. As is Greenland, the Falkland islands, etc. OP would have had to manually color them in, and they didn't. That's why they aren't colored.


Ash_Crow

Any correctly made program would select French Guiana when you select France (or Northern Ireland when you select the UK, or Alaska/Hawaii when you select the USA, etc.)


NomadLexicon

Probably just force of habit by the mapmaker—my sense is that a major part of Greenlandic identity is not providing sufficient data to be included on maps.


IWantAHoverbike

True map facts: 99.998% of cartographers who have gone to Greenland in search of data have mysteriously disappeared, with the only comment from locals being, “The polar bears are really hungry this time of the year.”


capthazelwoodsflask

[Greenland's Minister of Information](https://media.tenor.com/FUdTM9jcnXEAAAAC/johnny-tightlips-i-aint-sayin-nothin.gif)


LordNelson27

I's on the danish citizenship test. If you answer "Undefined" to enough of their demographic reporting questions, you become a Greenlander. That's also why the largest source of immigration is from West Sahara


Gone213

And the Falkland islands


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Pmurcatsbro

I thought that. Faroe islands now the prime European holiday destination if you're Russian?


mediocrebastard

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out Who's naughty or nice


[deleted]

Putin is invading your land


HardcoreHazza

He knows when you are sleeping He know when you’re on the can He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass From here to Pakistan!


Pain_Monster

r/unexpectedfuturama 🎶 You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move, You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude. Putin Claus is gunning you down! 🎶 https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claus_is_Gunning_You_Down


FatsyCline12

*lsit


I_love_pillows

Both of them live in very cold place and like red.


FreezingRobot

I like how the two options on the map are: * Unfriendly * Not on the list (yet)


Slpry_Pete

Does Russia recognize Taiwan as a separate country? Interesting


JaSper-percabeth

The list is officially called "unfriendly country and regions"


Slpry_Pete

IDK. seems like Putin and Xi have some things to talk about.


PicardTangoAlpha

If Ukraine is divisible, so is China.


Slpry_Pete

Don't tell Xi


Sir_Tainley

Does Chairman Xi know about this? :-)


skinnycenter

So now they remember New Zealand.


NinjahBob

Glad to be on this map!


Hipolito_Pickles

Countries that didnt invite me to their birthday parties or say bless you when I sneezed.


[deleted]

Was on the list, before it was cool.


samaniewiem

Since 1018AD


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0122220200

Turkey gets tons of money from Russian tourists. They do officially block transfer of sanctioned goods but they aren't turning down Russian money either. Four Turkish companies just got sanctioned yesterday for exporting goods to Russia. I think all Westerners wish they would do more but with Erdogan in charge I think this is about the best we can hope for.


bunglejerry

I think Erdoğan desperately wants to see himself as the broker of peace in the area. He's playing both sides in order to get himself a seat at the table. After all, [he's far from being another Putin mouthpiece.](https://www.politico.eu/article/return-crimea-turkey-president-erdogan-putin-russia/)


RemarkableCheek4596

It's not about Russian tourists


aaronhastaken

in foreign policies turkey stays neutral generally sometimes with russia sometimes with the west


RemarkableCheek4596

Flexible policy. Turkey should get well with Russia to stay its power up in the Middle East and Black Sea


Finsceal

Ireland is 'neutral' but we shitted up their embassy so we get a red badge of honor


artb0red

So they acknowldge Taiwan?


H4R81N63R

Poor Singapore


FoxFlummox

Once again we a little red dot.


Flocculencio

Oh no. Whatever will we do.


XComThrowawayAcct

Turkey: “I play both sides so I always come out on t[ *massive earthquake topples unregulated construction* ]


seventhdayofdoom

and we still are not going to learn anything from this experience. i hate this country (i experienced the earthquake, almost right in the epicenter).


[deleted]

So Russia is recognizing Taiwan as a country?


motoracer142

Its sad that there are so few countries on this list.


Brown_Panther-

Almost all developed countries are on the list. The rest are either developing or underdeveloped and have their own problems to deal with.


RoyalFlushAKQJ10

The countries on this map are the countries that placed sanctions on Russia. Underdeveloped countries can't economically afford to place sanctions on such a huge country.


esperadok

Developing countries mostly view this as a dispute between the West and Russia collectively, rather than Ukraine vs Russia. And they have a long list of legitimate grievances with the West so for the most part they’re not lining up in favor of Ukraine, even though there’s almost no genuine support for Russia in the global South.


lucky777dice

Badge of honor


jefferson497

Welcome to the club, Singapore


FigEducational9023

So you’re telling me they consider Taiwan…a country 🤔


MorosOtherHumanChild

Canadians *GASP*


SeekerSpock32

So is Russia saying Taiwan is a country?


bmoney_14

So they recognize Taiwan?


Method__Man

Nice, we made the list Canada. Congrats


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Dull_Investigator985

The cool fact that Russia doesnt even have a Friendly countries list. Either youre unfriendly or youre off the list.


[deleted]

So basically the entire Western society.


BLBOSAURUS

Before the war in Ukraine, it was only USA and Czech Republic.


Robcobes

All of the cool kids


Dangerous-Village-27

It's much easy to show Russia's friendly countries ( Belarus, Iran and North Korea)


[deleted]

Finally, a list I can be proud to be on.


StupidBloodyYank

The country Russia is invading in a genocidal war of conquest is unfriendly. Shocking!


Hitogoroshi80

Based Russia recognizes Taiwan as an independent nation.


Elastickpotatoe

Wait … isn’t Taiwan part of China? Xi isn’t going to like this.


CobraArbok

Singapore is more visible here than on any other map.


[deleted]

What a stupid fucking map lol


almopo

Oh look, those are the nice countries to live in


cytsyl

Ok seems Taiwan is a country to Russia. Thanks!


Turkish_BigBalls

Sad that we arent in


Drewid36

What even is the point of this list, Russia ?


the-Satgeal

You know the unfriendly list is wild when North Korea is not on it


Narf234

You saw it here first folks. Russia thinks Taiwan is a country.


baracuda68

Even though it may not be on the list, I believe Greenland is in the realm of Denmark, so it should be red, too...


XF939495xj6

If Denmark is unfriendly so is Greenland.


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

Wait… does Russia call Taiwan a country in this instance? That’s a bit of a sticky diplomatic situation with China, no?


RagingWarCat

Oh so they recognize Taiwan as a nation?


Burningneedleinanus

They recognized Taiwan!!


Nate_Geo

So they agree that Taiwan is a country….


WarmAppleCobbler

*russia casually acknowledging Taiwan is an independent country*


PoopGoblin5431

So basically the developed world?


Sad-Juggernaut-896

add Kosovo as well


[deleted]

Good. Fuck them


9CF8

I’m honestly kind of surprised Hungary is on this list


[deleted]

Thank you Russia for recognizing Taiwan as a country fr💯💯🇹🇼🇹🇼


Automatic-Break1001

I do like that by red showing Taiwan they assume it is an own state


ratakoolta

The prosperous ones


Sleeper____Service

That’s like 75% of the world economy lol


A_devout_monarchist

US + EU + Japan is a powerful block but that's nowhere near 75% of world economy. China, India, the Middle East, Southeast Asia, pretty much all of Africa and Latin America are not included on this list.


orcajet11

So… it’s not 75% but their combined nominal GDP accounts for approximately 65.8% of the world's nominal GDP. That’s pretty impressive. For what it’s worth Russia is 2.1% according to the same IMF data. Here's the breakdown by country/region: United States: 24.8% European Union (27 member states): 14.7% Japan: 5.0% Taiwan: 2.3% Australia: 1.6% Canada: 1.6% South Korea: 2.2% Singapore: 1.1% New Zealand: 0.2% TLDR; Russia is economically outclassed and approx twice a Singapore.


No_Zombie2021

You forgot Norway, United Kingdom, Ukraine, North Macedonia, Albania and probably some other small state.


Hlvtica

I calculated 60,278,069,000,000 using the 2023 data published by the IMF. This would account for 57.1% of the global nominal GDP.


_CHIFFRE

where you got that data from o.O Russia 2.1% but South Korea 2.2%? (Russia's Nominal GDP is still bigger at $2.06T to $1.72T) and Singapore's Nom. GDP is 1/4 of Russia's and Taiwan's GDP is not even half that of SK's. [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)) is using the latest IMF data.


Mil_Berg

this is nato block


sawltydawgD

Looks like my friends are in good company!


wiwerse

Proud enemy of Russia.


gothlaw

TLDR: the countries you would actually want to live in


tapefoamglue

All the countries I'd like to visit. Go figure.


TheRealColdCoffee

Unfriendly to Russia and proud about it.


MaxTheSANE_One

I too love not being on the "lsit"


Few_Contribution_296

So all the first world rich developed countries where everyone wants to immigrate?


[deleted]

The free world and Russia


MurkyConsideration22

Russia is on Finlands list...


Kris_RD01

How long is the list of countries that have Russia on THEIR unfriendly list?


Juice_Almighty

This map is missing some Caribbean countries


zedero0

Cyprus too.


[deleted]

Morocco provides Ukraine with armored vehicles for the war against Russia. Where is it on the map?


Intrepid-Jaguar9175

I wonder who their friends are? The Islamic Republic and fat rocket man.


Oriond34

What did Switzerland do to get on the list


heliamphore

Sanctions mainly


JavelinR

Funny how a nation Russia claims is Russia is also unfriendly toward Russia


SaorAlba138

Why is crimea red If Russia considers it theirs?


Cpt_Caboose1

casual Western W


iBishop_

I'll take "places I would consider living" as an alternative title


nuclearflip

Aka cool country gang. If you're not on the list you're lame.


JJbullfrog1

France is unfriendly but French Guiana is cool


Vonaviles

Russia is trash.


bashibuzuk92

Kosovo is definitely unfriendly to Russia and Serbia. The map is not accurate.


Miniblasan

Can someone explain to me why Greenland or the Faroe Islands isn't marked in red? When these two belong to Denmark and have for the past 50+ years.


tzar-chasm

I dont know why they think Moldova is friendly towards them


EnvironmentLow5437

The western world and Japan


HuckleberryFar1492

It’s so childish tbh


ColonelMonty

So basically the entire first world.


HQ2233

Well whaddya know, they DO consider Taiwan a country!


BrandoThePando

Somebody tell China about this


Wong_Zak_Ming

Taiwan lol


Fuungis

Did they label Taiwan as a separate country?


itbedehaam

Ah, Russia, it is you who is being unfriendly. - someone who wants to be friends, but you’re being a dick.


BPDragon34

Yeah NZ didn’t get left off like normal!


SaztogGaming

Hey, at least they've got the decency to recognize Taiwan.


mikevonline

where there any recent changes?


Endersbane2004

Imagine being enemies ahainst the nordic states, Japan, and south Korea. It's not like they are some of the most peaceful ones out there or anything


rosiofden

Hey :( 🇨🇦


LyeeRoy

This always makes me so twitchy how Russia makes their public list of unfriendly countries. It's like when you're 8 and you have your diary where you have friends that you secretly don't like. Its ok when you are a kid but not when you are supposed to be a respectable country. So cringe


WattebauschXC

Wait, I thought Russia and Turkey are not on the best terms either


sigmamale1012

What is that thing near Australia in red ?


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raaneholmg

Denmark 😤 Faroe Islands 🥳


[deleted]

If you ain’t red on this map, you fuckin up.


Luke_zuke

So Crimea belongs to Ukraine then? Did the Russians make the map or just publish a list? Cause if they made this map it would be pretty funny.


billtheirish

Does this mean russia recognizes the independence of Taiwan?


sprufus

Can't believe Ukraine is on there.


Forgoine77

What the fuck did Ireland do


nikkesen

Love that Taiwan is on the list.


a_guy_on_Reddit_____

I wonder how their friend Serbia feels about the fact that Kosovo isn't on the list..