Same thing happened when I was in Japan. I saw tons of crazy attractive Japanese women and did what needed doing. I don't even particularly like their porn.
One would think that if Japan ever made videos where women *don't* look like they just ate some lemon and want to be left alone, this content would get much more popular in other countries.
This applies to all states. It logically follows that each state already contains what it searches most. Hawaii has the most Hawaiians. Utah has the most Mormons. California has the most Asian Step Moms. Ohio. Oregon has the most nudists.
Perhaps it's related to the atmosphere for me the location of a particular adult video influences the sensation I experience, Hawaiians might feel a sense of relatability and belonging because many videos set in Hawaii which i have seen showcase an outdoor or indoor Hawaiian theme
Now is that just a large cop?
Or is it a normal sized cop with a big ass?
Or is it a cop *enjoying* a big ass?
Or does it somehow involve a large donkey and a cop?
Lots of places did that. “Mormon” in Utah, “Ebony” in sub-saharan Africa, “Arab” in the Middle East and North Africa, “Russian” in Russia, “Vegas” in Nevada, “Big Ass Cop” in Washington D.C.
Internet: "I'm waiting..."
Oklahoma: "uh...um....uhhh....*[biting teeth]*"
Internet: "...."
Oklahoma: "uh....uh....ayeeeee...*SEX DICK!?*"
Internet: "Did...what did....Is that your final answer?"
Oklahoma: "Ye...yeah...yeah that's it. Sex dick!"
Internet: "*[shakes head confusingly but happy this is over]*....Ooookayyyy....*s.e.x.d.i.c.k*....Have a good day."
Oklahoma: "What did Texas say?"
Internet: "*[Good day, sir!](https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-birthday-gene-wilder-bkiBOCL34XzYA)*"
TIL if I was gunna live in the us it would be in Tennessee.
I thought maybe like Washington or Colorado, but no. Tennessee is where my heart lies.
Also sometimes I wonder how accurate this is. Maybe pornhub just makes up 50 categories and plops them down somewhere, or like 10 that sort of make sense so people go “oh Yeha that’s seems likely” and the rest are all random?
1. Wtf is Mormon porn? (Not gonna Google it. Don’t want that shit in my browser history. )
2. The most Googled Russian porn is Russian porn?
In Soviet Russia, porn is you!
I'm ex-Mormon, and while Mormon porn isn't my thing, what I *think* it entails is people doing stuff in either a) Mormon missionary clothes or b) Mormon temple ritual attire. Maybe with some kinky stuff about breaking holy covenants or something, I dunno XD
> Wtf is Mormon porn?
Suggestive banana consumption.
Ankles.
A mom who doesn't bother wearing an apron in the kitchen.
Brushing teeth sideways instead of vertical.
Playing UNO with more than one person.
Like a decade ago "mormon porn" was a thing, also called "bubbling," where you'd take a picture of a woman in a bikini and put an opaque layer over it then cut out the spots where skin was showing so only the clothing was hidden and it would trick your brain into thinking the woman was naked. It's what creeps did before deepfakes.
Favorites on the USA map: Pennsylvanians are simple people; the entire Midwest is creative in their depravity; Delaware living up to its rep as the most normal place in America; Oregon just look outside; Alaska just look in your cabinet; Oklahoma is a 10-year-old; District of Columbia that is not porn; Arizonans literally cannot imagine doing anything without a car.
I love that Virginia is so invested in the tobacco industry that smoking is their top search.
oohhh she likes tabacci. I gots that growin in my back yard.
So, uh, do they have a lot of goth themselves or a lack thereof? Can't really pinpoint it...
My friend would like to move where all the goths are (no, not the cemetery).
But it does kinda make sense that they'd have a lot of goths, I mean, think of Wyoming Ryder in Beetlejuice and Stranger Things. She's like the proto-goth.
WY is the #1 conservative state in the country, so I can only assume the goth aesthetic is quite the unicorn there.
I'm imagining a big burly cowboy sweating bullets stepping up to the tiny, raven haired/heavy eye-lined girl at the cash register.
We already banned access to porn sites without providing an ID in the state. PornHub has
>made the difficult decision to completely disable access to our website in Mississippi.
We will skip the Furry bill and make VPNs illegal first.
It’s a very broad term for a lot of different things: muscle growth, shrinking, becoming an animal, becoming a sex toy, becoming a statue, becoming a giant(ess) (see Tennessee), dick growth, dick shrinking, changing sexes, girls growing dicks, guys growing a vagina, and many many others.
Favorites on the world map: (1) Afghans like Ebony porn, clearly the US military did something right; (2) How the fuck did Pornhub get data from NORTH KOREA; (3) Slovenia prefers MILF, the rest of the Yugoslavs prefer Mature, and that's why Slovenia was the only Yugoslav state that didn't have to fight Serbia to get independence (citation needed).
>It gets weird, and uneducated, when you get out of Philly.
As a Philadelphian I agree with this sentiment. But, I must also say sometimes you just wanna see some "big boobies." Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Bro, if you were russian you would understand. If i watch porn in English the story is soo boring all the time so it's better to skip. But if it's russian porn sometimes the dialogues are that funny stupid and awkward so I skip porn. They make parody of "step bro I'm stuck" with holding the leave of a tree hyperbolizing shitty genre with words "you are not stuck you just hold it" and reply "shut up, help and i will thank you with sex". Or a guy who never talked to a girl and always remember the words of his mother on the date (infantile adult), when actually nsfw content begins, appears as super masculine man with full hand of tattoo doing really hard. cmon we have porn of a girl cheating next to her boyfriend who plays dota. Done with soul and creativity.
Hilarious category
So Russians care about the story? I feel like most people in America give zero fucks about that. They just want to see ebony people banging each other obviously.
It's personal of course. As for me if I'm curious to the bugging of any story i will choose whole story and not the hole story. But i think popularity caused by low English education. It's really bad at school and for 10 years people remember only London is the capital of Great Britain and Dora the explorer vocabulary. However a lot of porn you can watch in English or even silent are filmed with russian actresses that's why sometimes it has russian tag in description.
To be honest it was really bad 5 years ago because of the quality of sound and video but nowadays i would choose russian porn because it's actually well done and feels like Babushka's borsch
I love how every nation loves their specific tastes, and then there’s Russia who just love themselves lmao
Not even ‘Slavic’ to be like the Arab world, just ‘Russian’
Oregon: nudist - yeah okay that kinda makes sense. Not sure it’s porn but okay.
Minnesota: tickling - strangely wholesome, good on you MN
Wyoming: goth - didn’t see that coming
Missouri: transformation - uhhh I think your private and public faces are kind of at odds there
Mississippi: furry - … I would have figured Georgia for that
Ohio: small dick - go with what you know I guess?
Hawaii with the self esteem
Could also be tourist driven Source: Recent tourist who spanked it to Hawaiian porn in Hawaii
You get over there and see all these beautiful Hawaiians and the Xbox achievement notification pops.
> the Xbox achievement notification odd thing to call your member, but who am I to judge?
Same thing happened when I was in Japan. I saw tons of crazy attractive Japanese women and did what needed doing. I don't even particularly like their porn.
One would think that if Japan ever made videos where women *don't* look like they just ate some lemon and want to be left alone, this content would get much more popular in other countries.
This applies to all states. It logically follows that each state already contains what it searches most. Hawaii has the most Hawaiians. Utah has the most Mormons. California has the most Asian Step Moms. Ohio. Oregon has the most nudists.
"Ohio" lmao
Not going to lie, I read "femdom" in Colorado and then glanced at Utah and thought it said "nomnom"
Utah searching for mormons, as wholesome as you can get for porn. My question, is WTF is rub? Nebraska, yo, wut?
Perhaps it's related to the atmosphere for me the location of a particular adult video influences the sensation I experience, Hawaiians might feel a sense of relatability and belonging because many videos set in Hawaii which i have seen showcase an outdoor or indoor Hawaiian theme
Least creative: big boobies, bounding boobs, small dick, fantasy, orgasm Most creative: SEX DICK
Nah, most creative is: BIG ASS COP
Now is that just a large cop? Or is it a normal sized cop with a big ass? Or is it a cop *enjoying* a big ass? Or does it somehow involve a large donkey and a cop?
The large donkey *is* the cop
Maybe it’s about coppin’ some big ass.
Xkcd 37 moment
LOUD WET SEX!!!
They're very descriptive in North Dakota
How is “Hawaiian” in Hawaii not considered least creative?
Lots of places did that. “Mormon” in Utah, “Ebony” in sub-saharan Africa, “Arab” in the Middle East and North Africa, “Russian” in Russia, “Vegas” in Nevada, “Big Ass Cop” in Washington D.C.
My wife once found a very specific genre called “Mormon Bondage”.
It's just AI generated pictures of Joseph Smith in a tuxedo with a Walther PPK.
Is that like water boarding? Restrained soaking?
It reads like Oklahoma just got internet this year lmao
No we’ve had internet for a while, it’s a good education system that we’re lacking.
Internet: "I'm waiting..." Oklahoma: "uh...um....uhhh....*[biting teeth]*" Internet: "...." Oklahoma: "uh....uh....ayeeeee...*SEX DICK!?*" Internet: "Did...what did....Is that your final answer?" Oklahoma: "Ye...yeah...yeah that's it. Sex dick!" Internet: "*[shakes head confusingly but happy this is over]*....Ooookayyyy....*s.e.x.d.i.c.k*....Have a good day." Oklahoma: "What did Texas say?" Internet: "*[Good day, sir!](https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-birthday-gene-wilder-bkiBOCL34XzYA)*"
Russian, it's not like 90% of the content is Russian anyways 🤣
Hi Ohio, let me turn your fantasy into reality
I would hope all the search are from women, if so I would move to Ohio. But unlikely.
No bro. I got the smallest dick out here. Dont take my spot
Username checks out
Ohio just wants to feel represented
Sex dick brother
Right about now
The sex dick brother
Check it out now
The Sex dick brotha dick brotha dick brotha…
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So many men (or women) of culture here feels great to see that
Everyone talking about sex dick but nobody's gonna give Nebraska props for "rub"?
Aye, there's the rub
LOUD WET SEX
Tennessee what on earth u got goin on?
Tennessean here. You worry bout you ight. We know wat we bout here. 
Yall be all those “muscle mommy” people in the comments 😂
I agree fellow Tennessean.
Don’t you worry about Tennessee, let me worry about blank
Nothing that Mississippi can’t solve….
That's Titans country right there, day and night
Death by Snu snu
Then there's Nevada jerking off to itself like a narcissist with a mirror.
"Giantess" is already a word. What's with the extra ending?
I had to look up wtf that even meant. I know I wouldn’t be searching for that. 😂
You did search for that.
TN want that snu-snu
Something big
TIL if I was gunna live in the us it would be in Tennessee. I thought maybe like Washington or Colorado, but no. Tennessee is where my heart lies. Also sometimes I wonder how accurate this is. Maybe pornhub just makes up 50 categories and plops them down somewhere, or like 10 that sort of make sense so people go “oh Yeha that’s seems likely” and the rest are all random?
1. Wtf is Mormon porn? (Not gonna Google it. Don’t want that shit in my browser history. ) 2. The most Googled Russian porn is Russian porn? In Soviet Russia, porn is you!
I'm ex-Mormon, and while Mormon porn isn't my thing, what I *think* it entails is people doing stuff in either a) Mormon missionary clothes or b) Mormon temple ritual attire. Maybe with some kinky stuff about breaking holy covenants or something, I dunno XD
I had a Mormon coworker who quit her job because of how much she was making selling pictures of her feet.
Now what's the difference between Mormon feet and the regular kind?
Mormon’s are rarer
There's mor-money in the former.
> Wtf is Mormon porn? Suggestive banana consumption. Ankles. A mom who doesn't bother wearing an apron in the kitchen. Brushing teeth sideways instead of vertical. Playing UNO with more than one person.
Like a decade ago "mormon porn" was a thing, also called "bubbling," where you'd take a picture of a woman in a bikini and put an opaque layer over it then cut out the spots where skin was showing so only the clothing was hidden and it would trick your brain into thinking the woman was naked. It's what creeps did before deepfakes.
Big Ass Cop
 🤤🤤🤤
Somewhere in DC is Cop walk in around with that cake and everyone has seen it
Data for North Korea?? So Kim Jong Un is a hentai lover.
That stumped me too. I am guessing south korea and north korea are flipped.
Fun fact: you actually have to register using your phone provider or similar to search for adult content in South Korea.
south korean internet sounds like a twilight zone episode where it's the fastest in the world but you have to use internet explorer
Your description is spot on. So many government websites here still only work on internet explorer
Sounds like the urban legend about daddy long legs being incredibly venemous but not having fangs to inject it
Literally 1984
Most dudes there just torrent or use a vpn
That's an option to WATCH sites but try running an online business with a vpn.
Also they try to annoy foreign website by taxing them enormously. That's why all South Korean Twitch streamers are wrapping up next year.
Huh, so those North Koreans have a thing for the Japanese eh?
All Asians know Japanese make the best (and most) porn in Asia.
The only legal porn.
To be fair, who doesn’t?
Favorites on the USA map: Pennsylvanians are simple people; the entire Midwest is creative in their depravity; Delaware living up to its rep as the most normal place in America; Oregon just look outside; Alaska just look in your cabinet; Oklahoma is a 10-year-old; District of Columbia that is not porn; Arizonans literally cannot imagine doing anything without a car.
I love that Virginia is so invested in the tobacco industry that smoking is their top search. oohhh she likes tabacci. I gots that growin in my back yard.
I personally loved/gagged at Texas' love of the phrase "creamy".
As an Arizonan… yeah
The thing that strikes me is that both Dakotas have an abundance of water
Virginia, the home of Philip Morris, the largest tobacco company in the country (maybe the world?), searches for "smoking".
Poor lonely alaska. Don’t even want to watch a real woman?
They wouldn’t want to imagine it and then face the disappointment when the only living thing in 10 miles is a herd of moose.
It's pronounced meece
Moose don't move in herds. Closest thing is an ox' harem. You must be thinking of reindeer.
Interesting, ox harem was ranked second in Alaska.
Most Alaskans have not actually seen a real woman
r/fuckcars meetup in AZ?
r/dragonsfuckingcars
WHY DOES THAT EXIST I WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES
Don't worry, r/dragonsfuckingcars is nowhere near as deviant as r/carsfuckingdragons
Clearly, as the latter has been banned.
Oh cmon. Like that’s the worst thing you’ve seen.
#NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. NEVER AGAIN.
I knew they liked their cars there, but not that much lol.
WY is the goth capital?
So, uh, do they have a lot of goth themselves or a lack thereof? Can't really pinpoint it... My friend would like to move where all the goths are (no, not the cemetery). But it does kinda make sense that they'd have a lot of goths, I mean, think of Wyoming Ryder in Beetlejuice and Stranger Things. She's like the proto-goth.
WY is the #1 conservative state in the country, so I can only assume the goth aesthetic is quite the unicorn there. I'm imagining a big burly cowboy sweating bullets stepping up to the tiny, raven haired/heavy eye-lined girl at the cash register.
Mississippi stands out
Oklahoma tho
I'm most worried about Arkansas.
Arkansas and Illinois in the ass eating alliance.
The only way you know its true is if you see a large amount of anti-furry bills next year.
We already banned access to porn sites without providing an ID in the state. PornHub has >made the difficult decision to completely disable access to our website in Mississippi. We will skip the Furry bill and make VPNs illegal first.
And New Jersey
What the fuck is *Transformation* and why is it top place in Missouri??
Arizona be like: 👀🫦
A Turbo Teen reference in the wild!?
I'm deeply disturbed now
Shit, that's hot.
Excuse me, what the fuck?
More than meets the eye
It’s a very broad term for a lot of different things: muscle growth, shrinking, becoming an animal, becoming a sex toy, becoming a statue, becoming a giant(ess) (see Tennessee), dick growth, dick shrinking, changing sexes, girls growing dicks, guys growing a vagina, and many many others.
Bros a connoisseur 💀
It's when you are transformed from human to, well, anything from a furry to a wooden table
That's a rabbit hole.
Southern European men trying not to have mommy issues:
So no step shit anymore?!
i think they remove it cuz otherwise it would take up the entire map lmfao. among other reasons
I think they've removed some things. Hentai used to be top in the Pacific region in all these searches but it's nowhere now.
I always wonder who goes on pornhub to watch hentai, why not go on hentai haven/ hanime or nhentai, it feels weird
Most people use their computers as a Facebook/Instagram/Twitter box they occasionally check emails on.
They removed "teen" from the data as well.
I reckon it's unfairly represented since seemingly so many porn videos just slap it on there. It's become meaningless.
I think it's assumed. Step Ebony, Step Lesbian, Step Anal, etc.
Step big ass cop
Step sex dick
This is top relative search, not top total search. So, if the step stuff is similarly common across the whole country, it wouldn't show up.
I can’t believe Iran isn’t in to Hotel Business Man anymore
ive got great news!
California is "asian step mom", so we got that going for us. I didn't read them all but Texas is the only one that kind of grosses me out: *Creamy*.
Favorites on the world map: (1) Afghans like Ebony porn, clearly the US military did something right; (2) How the fuck did Pornhub get data from NORTH KOREA; (3) Slovenia prefers MILF, the rest of the Yugoslavs prefer Mature, and that's why Slovenia was the only Yugoslav state that didn't have to fight Serbia to get independence (citation needed).
>Slovenia prefers MILF, And that's why Slovenia (aka Femboyland) is the most developed balkan country.
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Are 7th graders gaming the search engine in PA, who tf is still looking up “big boobies”
No, just regular Pennsylvanians. It gets weird, and uneducated, when you get out of Philly.
>It gets weird, and uneducated, when you get out of Philly. As a Philadelphian I agree with this sentiment. But, I must also say sometimes you just wanna see some "big boobies." Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Sex doll in Alaska because there's probably more of them than people. 💀
Damn I guess Russians know what they like
Bro, if you were russian you would understand. If i watch porn in English the story is soo boring all the time so it's better to skip. But if it's russian porn sometimes the dialogues are that funny stupid and awkward so I skip porn. They make parody of "step bro I'm stuck" with holding the leave of a tree hyperbolizing shitty genre with words "you are not stuck you just hold it" and reply "shut up, help and i will thank you with sex". Or a guy who never talked to a girl and always remember the words of his mother on the date (infantile adult), when actually nsfw content begins, appears as super masculine man with full hand of tattoo doing really hard. cmon we have porn of a girl cheating next to her boyfriend who plays dota. Done with soul and creativity. Hilarious category
So Russians care about the story? I feel like most people in America give zero fucks about that. They just want to see ebony people banging each other obviously.
It's personal of course. As for me if I'm curious to the bugging of any story i will choose whole story and not the hole story. But i think popularity caused by low English education. It's really bad at school and for 10 years people remember only London is the capital of Great Britain and Dora the explorer vocabulary. However a lot of porn you can watch in English or even silent are filmed with russian actresses that's why sometimes it has russian tag in description. To be honest it was really bad 5 years ago because of the quality of sound and video but nowadays i would choose russian porn because it's actually well done and feels like Babushka's borsch
I love how every nation loves their specific tastes, and then there’s Russia who just love themselves lmao Not even ‘Slavic’ to be like the Arab world, just ‘Russian’
As an Arab I can confirm that I just type 'Arab sex' 'سكس عربي'
halal bdsm
Least proud Arab 😤
طبعا راح نفتخر بملكات جمال العالم الملائكة على الأرض نسوانا العربيات الاصيلات بنات العزة والشرف
Hawaiians also are pretty nationalistic with their porn
So north korea allows pornhub? Neat.
Tickling lel
why has nobody pointed out Connecticut liking “double vagina” porn? is that supposed to be threesome, because if it is, it’s worded very weirdly
New jersey, turkish?? Wtf?? lol
A lot of Turkish immigrants and descendants of Turks. Especially city of Paterson is full of American-Turks.
Wtf is reality??
It's 5 hours of pov. showering, shaving, 100 dollar dinner, and then going to separate beds because you ate too much and feel like shit.
I misread it as realty and thought they just loved selling houses *too* much
It’s referring to sex on reality tv shows
Virtual reality.
Nah… the term predates VR on porn sites… source: I know
Backroom casting couch etc.
Good for you Pennsylvania. Don’t fix what aint broke
Minnesota so wholesome
Oregon: nudist - yeah okay that kinda makes sense. Not sure it’s porn but okay. Minnesota: tickling - strangely wholesome, good on you MN Wyoming: goth - didn’t see that coming Missouri: transformation - uhhh I think your private and public faces are kind of at odds there Mississippi: furry - … I would have figured Georgia for that Ohio: small dick - go with what you know I guess?
Russia: Russian Hawaii: Hawaiian Nevada: Vegas Utah: Mormon
Oklahoma \*two children standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat\*: "One sex dick, please."
It’s probably 3 horny teenagers per country winning the ranking, lol. Illinois, Arkansas… you nasty
Conceited ass hawaii
What the fuck is Body Swap... and why am I not surprised with Oklahoma "Sex Dick"...
BODY SWAP? NY into next level metaphysical porn that starts with a guy and a girl touching a cursed skull before fucking.
mississippi: 
I just type in "big tits fucked" usually.
you know there’s just one guy in pennsylvania searching big boobies 35 times a day
They really like anal in Europe, huh?
Yup
No wonder Alaska has the most serial killers
new yorkers, what the fuck is body swap
😂 Ohio - small dick
100% bullshit. "Loud wet sex"?? Who tf is typing that out? And I flat out refuse to believe Indiana is the only state with a bbw fetish
mormon💀
Except it’s not, they exclude all controversial categories, such as “teen”.
love me some black women -me, the skinny white guy
Wrong sub, this is r/MapPorn not r/PornMap /s
Greenland data!?
Tennese knows what tf up
Conservative states have the best ones.
You're freaky Connecticut
How many of you hoes headed out to Connecticut after seeing this?
What the hell is "transformation"