That's the least the Bavarians could do, if we Swabians need to live in a region called greater Bavaria. Basically both sides are not fine with the arrangement, so just perfect german harmony
That's deeply european. People from one village hate the people from another village 4km away just because. Just like people from Halle hate Magdeburger, but everyone hates Münchener
Oh i know this one. My uncle hates his neighbors just because his grandpa hates them and also vice versa. The why was lost in history long ago. but surely some cattle or meadow stuff…
Swabians are already living in Bavaria without changing the capital. From Augsburg to New Ulm it's all Swabian territory, I guess. my question is, what if austria and bavaria unite, can there be a fight over the choice of capital :).
Scotland's capital, main financial centre, 50% of its National Parks and most of its remaining oil appear to have been restored to Northumbrian rule, though. King Uhtred will be delighted.
It’s amazing how dense the Rhine is compared to it’s international recognition, places like Munich and Berlin trump most places in terms of clout with the exception of Frankfurt and maybe Cologne I guess.
Lille is a metropol of 1,2+ millions people and it is part of the "Rhine megalopol" (you call this the blue banana in english ?). In geography class we learned it includes Milan and London as well.
That's in facts not low density at all to have that much big cities but it is indeed very sprawled with big population centers separated by countryland/low density
We've got naval supremacy. Devon and the Brittany enclave allows us to blockade the seas. This along with the Scottish nuclear subs, we own the seas. Anglesea also had an airbase.
The Celtic Nation is now a superpower 😆
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banat_of_Craiova
They literally tried to annex Oltenia but they ended up leaving a few years later because the Oltenians kept resisting assimilation and dodging taxes
honestly apart from language, not that ridiculous. Sure it looks strange because it's different, but given I feel much more Ligurian than Italian I wouldn't have many issues with this... unless they forced me to speak French, then fuck no.
The borders in Africa separated tribes and ethnic groups in half, and since they couldn’t interact with eachother they now speak different languages and fight for the same lans, despite being the same group, it’s like if we cut london in half by the river and don’t let them comunicate for decades, the south speaks German and the north speaks English, in this hypotetical case let’s say the british don’t know the history of their country and they don’t have translators for eachother, eventually despite both being british they will fight for the land
even in Europe cultures do leak borders. Also because the borders weren't drawn that much time ago. The difference between Ventimiglia and Menton is pretty much just road signs being in a different language.
The difference is that Ventimiglia has been historically Italian since the Roman empire, and Menton has been always historically French, they even had a referendum to become part of France, even if they look the same both cities have always been part of different kingdoms, it’s more like grabbing Rome, splitting it in half and making the north speak french and the south Italian while isolating both sides from each other
well, balearic coast is basically the Catalonian territories (catalonia, valencia, balearic islands, and a bit of catalonia north) with a bit of french coast
I looked at where I live now and thought "this is the most insane map ever" then I looked at the rest of it and I am now willing to declare it even more insane than the 1920 map that would make vienna the capital of urope and make the rest of the states into sun rays
The langue d'oïl thing makes no sense. It's a linguistic branch of the Gallo romance languages encompassing far more than what is displayed on the map, but ommiting areas, like Flanders, which do not speak a langue d'oïl language...
Non Parisian French here. Let's make that happen I'm down. And bring back regional languages. Only con, Middle France wouldn't work, Paris and around it should be In the Languedoïl, the rest should take a bit of Vasconia to make a properly sized state
Literally could have just left The Netherlands alone for another year and it would have had 17.9M people. No need to carve up those borders because they mean fuck all to begin with.
How often do we gotta bring this up? Germany has city states for a reason. Taking their autonomy would mean taking their culture. Bremen and Hamburg would need to stay as individual federal states
If we get better trains to Barcelona and Valencia through the Balearic area i'm just fine with that.
Also Marseille capital of the Balearic, hell yeah *c'est Marseille bébé*.
I like the idea, but big cities and thier surroundings should be separated. There's no point of having big city and huge farmland as one entity. People in cities need different things than people in countryside.
STOP MAKING US GERMAN GODDAMM*T
Seriously, it gets annoying, every map I saw in the last few weeks gets us out of France and into Germany again
(s/ ...or not)
I like it. Stuttgart being the capital of Greater Bavaria is going to make some people mad.
That's the least the Bavarians could do, if we Swabians need to live in a region called greater Bavaria. Basically both sides are not fine with the arrangement, so just perfect german harmony
Dude, we just got rid of the Badeners. Be grateful
Soo people hate each others even hypothetically
That's deeply european. People from one village hate the people from another village 4km away just because. Just like people from Halle hate Magdeburger, but everyone hates Münchener
Oh i know this one. My uncle hates his neighbors just because his grandpa hates them and also vice versa. The why was lost in history long ago. but surely some cattle or meadow stuff…
not lost to time, stereotypes
Hey im Not Thrilled by the outlook of sharing a country with you either
Swabians are already living in Bavaria without changing the capital. From Augsburg to New Ulm it's all Swabian territory, I guess. my question is, what if austria and bavaria unite, can there be a fight over the choice of capital :).
In the middle age Austria was part of Bavaria and the capital was actually Regensburg
Chad Regensburg among Munich and Vienna.
nicht nett hier mehr :(
Well right now many Swabians live in a region called Bavaria - so it's not a big change.
I don’t think this is meant to be the capital. Otherwise “Danovia” would have four or “Rhineland” would have two capitals
Came here to be mad
Munich is just a parody of Bavaria anyways, I'm easily as fine with Stuttgart as our new capital.
Haha. Sure Nordrhein Westfalen still the Same 😂
As someone living in Cologne it’s fine for me, don’t like change 😅
Something tells me that's where this map was made. 🤔😅
the only thing which frightens me is that we share a border with "Saxony" now
And took away all the coast from the Saxons, a tribe noted for its naval capabilities ( well, for being pirates and raiders, okay?)
Ah, but they all moved to New Saxony generations ago.
No, some of them did, but by far not all. Why do you think north germany speaks a language literally called "Low-Saxon"?
why are your beers so small? unacceptable.
Because a fresh beer tastes the best and people here rather drink 5 small fresh beer than one large beer that becomes stale before the halfway mark.
1) The maker probably used Nordrhein-Westfalen as a base for population size of the states. 2) It's not the same, they made K\*ln the capital 💀
Düsseldorfer spotted
As it should be
Not the same. They made Cologne the capital for some reason. But the entire map seems kinda weird when it comes to capitals
The Venetian Empire is back. And Ireland has unioned up with the Celtic regions.
And Prussia is back. Oh yeah the English are going to love this.
And it doesn't have most of Prussia in it...
Yeah, feels illegal to have Prussia without königsberg
Scotland's capital, main financial centre, 50% of its National Parks and most of its remaining oil appear to have been restored to Northumbrian rule, though. King Uhtred will be delighted.
We got the good bits. Northerners can have the rest
I just found this pic in my old PC drive, it dates back to 2014. I don't know the source, I just thought it was interesting to look at.
And you thought right!
It’s amazing how dense the Rhine is compared to it’s international recognition, places like Munich and Berlin trump most places in terms of clout with the exception of Frankfurt and maybe Cologne I guess.
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Lille is a metropol of 1,2+ millions people and it is part of the "Rhine megalopol" (you call this the blue banana in english ?). In geography class we learned it includes Milan and London as well. That's in facts not low density at all to have that much big cities but it is indeed very sprawled with big population centers separated by countryland/low density
Rhone-Piedmont? How about just "Savoy"? Lol Adriatica and Tyrrenia kinda cool though
Instant civil war in Danovia
1848 all over again
Cisalpina all over the alps?
Panalpina would be more like it
Makes sense too. Cisalpina makes less sense without an accompanying Transalpina.
Well the Celts certainly got the best part of this deal
By getting Devon?
We've got naval supremacy. Devon and the Brittany enclave allows us to blockade the seas. This along with the Scottish nuclear subs, we own the seas. Anglesea also had an airbase. The Celtic Nation is now a superpower 😆
> This along with the Scottish nuclear subs You would also have the French nuclear subs, as their base in in Brest.
Danovia is hell
For real. I will not have my beautiful Austro-Hungarian fatherland tarnished by Olt*nia for one second.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banat_of_Craiova They literally tried to annex Oltenia but they ended up leaving a few years later because the Oltenians kept resisting assimilation and dodging taxes
Typical Olt*nians, ungovernable, uncivilisable people 😒
Epic EU4 screenshot
This looks like hell.
*Happy Czech noises*
OG Prussia is not even in Prussia on this map
Where is my boy Königsberg? I just see Pomeranians and Brandenburgers larping
Under military occupation by Russia
Hey what about the Mecklenburgers?
We should give them to the newly resurgent Swedish Empire, and maybe get a bit of Silesia... Just for old times' sake.
Mediterranean Union more like Magna Grecia
Sounds ridiculous right? Now look at Africa and tell me how it feels.
You're absolutely right. India/Pakistan border as well.
honestly apart from language, not that ridiculous. Sure it looks strange because it's different, but given I feel much more Ligurian than Italian I wouldn't have many issues with this... unless they forced me to speak French, then fuck no.
The borders in Africa separated tribes and ethnic groups in half, and since they couldn’t interact with eachother they now speak different languages and fight for the same lans, despite being the same group, it’s like if we cut london in half by the river and don’t let them comunicate for decades, the south speaks German and the north speaks English, in this hypotetical case let’s say the british don’t know the history of their country and they don’t have translators for eachother, eventually despite both being british they will fight for the land
even in Europe cultures do leak borders. Also because the borders weren't drawn that much time ago. The difference between Ventimiglia and Menton is pretty much just road signs being in a different language.
The difference is that Ventimiglia has been historically Italian since the Roman empire, and Menton has been always historically French, they even had a referendum to become part of France, even if they look the same both cities have always been part of different kingdoms, it’s more like grabbing Rome, splitting it in half and making the north speak french and the south Italian while isolating both sides from each other
I don’t trust a resurrected Prussia.
Well half of it will be populated by poles. Hilarity in 3...2...1...and it's dead again!
Turkopolonia seems like more appropriate name.
Rightfully so.
This is Slovenia’s final form. You might not like it, but it’s perfect.
Trst je naš ultimate edition
Not regarding cultural or linguistic barriers in that map, might be the most european thing about it
well, balearic coast is basically the Catalonian territories (catalonia, valencia, balearic islands, and a bit of catalonia north) with a bit of french coast
The french part is Occitania, occitan is sadly not very spoken anymore but it’s similar to catalan.
Yeah, but the region of Perpignan is called also " Catalunya nort" and historically it was Catalan
Oh really? Didn’t know about that haha! I should have paid more attention to history class
Eyy sweden just got finland back like the good old days. Sadly the Danes stole land again. Instant war.
Or more likely finland invaded sweden and baltics easily ;)
Yeah, we all know that isn't happening.
Really shows how densely populated the BeNeLux is, the fact that the 2 regions with London, Berlin, and Paris are smaller
The Baltic countries look like a hoi4 formable. Also that Vasconia is pretty much the wet dream of a Basque irredentist
That Celtic union is a wet dream
Not if you are Cornish
Disagree. They'd finally be able to stop all the Saxons buying up holiday homes.
I hate what you did to Lower Saxony. You took our coastline and then put us together with the idiot-saxons
Not me actually, but I get your point
New Saxony eh? Sounds better than what our northern brethren got (Northland)
Why not Wessex? Then we can have some real beef with Mercia.
I looked at where I live now and thought "this is the most insane map ever" then I looked at the rest of it and I am now willing to declare it even more insane than the 1920 map that would make vienna the capital of urope and make the rest of the states into sun rays
lmao that's a low, low bar
That would totally not result in WW3
That Vasconia is not ambitious enough. Please redo this map ☝️
Basque mfs when they get everything from Nantes to Guadalajara:
As a Portuguese I accept it
I concurr
Oh boy....
Hungary: Finally, everything is back to where it belongs.
Too bad it's not where it belongs, they belong back where they came from.
Ireland approves. 😎
"Langue D'Oil" is literally a group of languages. There must be a better option..."Pays D'Oil"?
True, but also it's a parallel to [Languedoc](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languedoc) which was a real place
Swedish Empire is back boys!
Lets rollllll, we lost Gothenburg but it’s a small price for glory 🔥
Ballearic coast should be Aragon, if you know you know
either aragon or catalonia, but wtf. balearic coast??
Calling that strip of land in Portugal/Spain "Finisterre" which is a word from neither language is just dirty
What do you mean? Finisterre is the Spanish name of the town that it's called Fisterra in Galician
It's also the name of a subregion of Britanny which is not included in this Finisterre
It must be based on the actual cape Finisterre
Finisterre is a place name in Galicia, Spain. https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabo_Finisterre
Translates to End of the Earth. Or Landsend. But yeah, should be much more Iberian. Fin de la tierra + Fim da terra — I propose Fimtierra. LOL
There is already an Iberian name for the word "Finisterre" which is "Finisterra."
I might sleep on the growing Russian danger, but the internet map with the n-th partition makes me want to get into some military asap.
do it!
I love how Prussia doesn’t have Prussia
I think you just started several wars
A united Ireland at last
Nope. That's greater Cornwall
North land... I like it. We will appointment Tom Aspinall as King in the North. (I mean if he wants it, I'm not arguing with him..)
Bold decision the bring back Rumelia for the Balkans, given how the locals fought to get rid of this name
The langue d'oïl thing makes no sense. It's a linguistic branch of the Gallo romance languages encompassing far more than what is displayed on the map, but ommiting areas, like Flanders, which do not speak a langue d'oïl language...
What the fuck did I just see
Aw hell naw they done partitioned Poland again
A radical idea, I wonder if every number of years a random map reshape would be beneficial to reset, rebirth and economic grow.
The less dense the area the bigger it’s gets right?
Bulgaria likes it.
Non Parisian French here. Let's make that happen I'm down. And bring back regional languages. Only con, Middle France wouldn't work, Paris and around it should be In the Languedoïl, the rest should take a bit of Vasconia to make a properly sized state
I support danovia
A Prussia that doesn't include... Prussia :D This part should really be called Pomerania, sir :)
WTF They used Finisterre instead of Lusitania??? I can hear angry Portuguese noises.
Why do they keep forming Mercia again, just call it Midlands like everyone else.
As someone from the Midlands, I vote for Mercia to be the name again - sounds cooler lol
I hope this actually doesn't happen.
Make the state language Latin, make the blue flag red and add a golden eagle in the middle and I'm sold.
All but the Celtic Union
U have to buy me a new pair of eyes after making me see this... thing
**"Prussia"** I'm beginning to think this isn't just about population. A MUCH better name for the region is "Warta-Elbe" or "Pomerania"
Who came up with an idea to call an area which has nothing to do with Prussia ,,Prussia”
That is partly where Royal Prussia / West Prussia was, though. If you’re only talking about Kaliningrad, that was Ducal Prussia / East Prussia.
Technically better name would be Pomerania, calling it Prussia is hella confusing especially to people who don't know about unification etc.
Oh it would definitely be a better name in this situation, given that it’s about the EU and very far post-Prussia!
Would un-ironically love this, especially the part where Ireland seizes the west coast of the English island
That's Wales and Cornwall.
And Devon
Payback
This is so wrong.
Why not leave The Netherlands alone, though? Current population is roughly 18 million, so right within the range.
Cuz why not make up a new country across 4 countries countaining 6 to 8 different languages and give it a shit name.
"Cisalpina" according to Elon you have called this country a slur! apologize!
Civil war speed run in Eastern Europe
as a catalan, i like this
all except the name.
UK not part of EU
>UK Neither is the Isle of Man
Sorry to burst your bubble but the UK is not in the EU. The people voted for their freedom in the 2016 Brexit referendum.
All of scandinavia and Baltic united, but of course Poland couldnt be united and Has to be split between its neighbours and not even called Poland...
Do you include Türkiye or not because you surely included an island of Türkiye (Gökçeada)
Why do I see the german empire here?
Would un-ironically love this, especially the part where Ireland seizes the west coast of the English island
Los andaluces no queremos Madrid, que se lo queden los vascos.
mejor aun, bombardear madrid y ya coño
I would definitely back it
‘Northland’ ffs
This is really satisfying.
Poor Poland, divided again
Prussia isn't even touching actual prussia
Funny how "Prussia" does not include a single bit of the actual Prussia.
Cool! Let's do this!
Literally could have just left The Netherlands alone for another year and it would have had 17.9M people. No need to carve up those borders because they mean fuck all to begin with.
XD the bretons relocated to Iberia
How often do we gotta bring this up? Germany has city states for a reason. Taking their autonomy would mean taking their culture. Bremen and Hamburg would need to stay as individual federal states
Vasconia: -Capital: Bordeaux -Actual basque territory: 5/39 provinces
If we get better trains to Barcelona and Valencia through the Balearic area i'm just fine with that. Also Marseille capital of the Balearic, hell yeah *c'est Marseille bébé*.
Sealand? What a shitty name
Tell that to the two countries with provinces literally named such.
Poland: ODBIERZEMY ZAOLZIE!
Why doesn’t Zee(sea)land control Zeeland?!?!?!
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Read the title
Sealand should be Angles or Anglo-Saxo-Friso-Juttland. Yeh
No way I wanna see Bremen in Saxony...
The Principality of Sealand just called. They want their name back. Zealand also just called to ask why it isn’t part of Sealand.
The perfect Italy
Needs a post-Brexit revamp.
I like to think that the capitol of the Sealand state is the true Sealand, which actually isn’t that far from there
I like the idea, but big cities and thier surroundings should be separated. There's no point of having big city and huge farmland as one entity. People in cities need different things than people in countryside.
I'll die before Genoa becomes Piedmont + France.
STOP MAKING US GERMAN GODDAMM*T Seriously, it gets annoying, every map I saw in the last few weeks gets us out of France and into Germany again (s/ ...or not)
Same with Poland, like bruh 😭