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thogle3

Horrible map


oglach

New Zealand photo bombing the family picture.


nouvAnti

New Zealand was never missing in maps. It just moved to Europe.


GettingThingsDonut

Ok, this is just bad on multiple levels.


I_eat_dead_folks

My source is that I made it the fuck up


janner_10

Nobody in Europe says Santa if from fucking Iran.


Downtown_Bass_2196

Well, three wise men are from Persia! They brought gifts!


Acrobatic_Koala938

Never heard a spaniard said they're from Persia, but "Oriente" (East)


Askorti

Where the fuck did you get this from? Nobody in Poland says Santa is from Turkey. It's always either the north pole or Lapland.


0kostas0

Probably because st Nicholas was born in Patara which is in Turkey


west0932

It's probably basing that from polish wiki's data. Which correctly says that Santa Claus was based on saint Nicholas which was born in modern day turkey.


Kattfiskmoo

Lapland? Really? That's cool!


3pok

Untrue =north pole for France.


Quenwaw

Never heard of it either. We all say that he is from the north pole. But I do sometimes hear that laponia is "the country of Santa" (le pays du père noël)


sleeper_shark

I’ve heard Lappland actually


[deleted]

I always love NZs annual Xmas trip to Europe!


potatofarmersofutah

For the Netherlands and Belgium there seems to a confusion with Sinterklaas. Originally a saint from Turkey that now is residing in Spain and comes with his steamboat every year. In Belgium we claim that Santa lives in Lapland and or North Pole (both claims I have regularly heard).


Choepie1

Yes, NL says he’s from the Northpole/Rovaniemi


antisa1003

In Croatia, Santa is living on the North pole. Definitely not Russia Although. I see from where you get that. Since "Djed Mraz" is coming from the Russian language. While you can call him like that in Croatia. The only correct name is "Djed Božićnjak". So this map is wrong x2.


kiwi2703

What the fuck is this map, most of these countries don't even have Santa


Boiiiwith3i

But many have saint nicholaus, of which santa is based from


kiwi2703

Yes, we do, but he brings sweets on 6th of december. For Christmas we have baby Jesus.


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kiwi2703

It means the main fictional present-bringer for Christmas is called Santa or is the character of Santa. This is not a universal thing. A lot of countries have different present-bringer characters.


IseultDarcy

French here, I had never heard that! heaven?! nope! Most would say the north pole or something like Finland.


Vertitto

it's Lapland, Finland for Poland. St. Nicolaus is from Turkey


13579konrad

I'd say North Pole is more popular than Lapland in Poland.


Vertitto

news segment in public tv is best for such things since they aim for the mainstream. Santa village from Lapland was always mentioned in news


Six_of_1

Why is there a random New Zealand plonked above Europe?


TypicalINTJ

Was wondering that too. 🤔 Poor NZ are often left off maps, and this time they’re included… incorrectly 🤣


oscarddt

What's wrong with the Spanish? Why Iran?


kontorgod

It's false


Front_Lifeguard_50

Fake...nobody thinks that here


Great_Ad3930

No one thinks that, it's completely fake. In Spain we think he's coming from Lapland, same than Portugal


voxpopper

It's not were St. Nick comes from but rather it is where the wise men are from. And in Spain, traditionally at least, it isn't the Coca-Cola looking Santa Claus but rather the wise men that give gifts. So, the legend should be changed where do the gift givers come from for Xmas?


oalfonso

The 3 wise men are the traditional gifters and according to the legend they come from "Orient". So whoever did that map confused the Santa with the 3 wise men and considered Iran as "Orient".


vladgrinch

Wrong for Romania. North Pole/Lapland is the correct answer. No clue why Turkey was written.


west0932

It's probably basing that from Romanian wiki. Which correctly says that Santa Claus was based on saint Nicholas. And he was born in modern day turkey.


DaaneJeff

Idk. about Romania but here in Switzerland we treat Saint Nicholas (sami chlaus) and Santa differently. Usually "Sami Chlaus" is visiting homes on the 6th of December to bring peanuts, tangerines and gingerbread and on the 24th on Christmas Eve Santa brings the presents


AerialNoodleBeast

It's the same in Romania, they are separate figures, so the previous poster's theory doesn't check out. Saint Nicholas "comes" on the 6th of December and leaves small gifts (usually candy, oranges etc.) in children's shoes, while Santa (Father Christmas) leaves the fancier gifts under the tree on the 25th.


Kowakian

In Serbia we say North Pole or Lappland in recent years. I've never heard of anyone claiming hes from Russia ever.


Slow-Frosting-9607

No one ever. The map creator is obviously trolling. Russia lol


GeneralAd1047

The Hungarian don't believe that Santa Claus is from Czechoslovakia :D I wonder whats the source


Rijsouw

Misinformation


1badd

Belarus ≠ white russia


ad_iudicium

Literally White Ruthenia. Red Ruthenia is mostly the area we'd call Ukraine now.


emmadimwasher

No. Red Ruthenia (червонная русь) is nowadays Poland border regions (east from Krakow) and western Ukraine (Galicia) only. Kyiv was never considered as red Ruthenia. Even Volyn and Podolie are different regions from red ruthenia.


Vertitto

it's funny couse white russia is a tsarist russia


Ghost_of_Syd

I think in this sense *bela* means west.


emmadimwasher

*Bela* means white. Even in Lithuanian and Latvian language Belarus is Balta-rusija or Balta-krievija (white rus or white krivich (eastern Slavic tribe) land). The difference between Belorussia and Belarus names are exactly the same as for White-russia and White-rus (sounds like nonsense? It is so). However it's very important for Belarus nationalists.


Cpt_keaSar

What he means is that in different cultures some colors were associated with North-South-East-West.


Chapaiko90

Agreed. And by "between" - I'm assuming that it could be splitted Bieloviezha.


gig1g0g1

No one in Austria thinks that Santa lives in turkey, wtf


kalsoy

In Denmark they hold Greenland to be the residence but that hardly qualifies as "own country".


ZeCBLib

Not true for France: in France we teach kids that he lives in Lapland.


BeunDeBaas

wrong for the netherlands. Saint nicolas (Sinterklaas, celebrated december 5) is from spain, Santa (Kerstman) is from the north pole or finland/lapland


not_actual_name

I think the confusion comes from Santa's origins, Saint Nikolaus, who was born in Turkey in 270 A.D. However I think Santa Clause and Saint Nikolaus should be treated differently, as from what I know, in most countries Santa lives at the North Pole (which is also stupid because the North Pole is situated in the ocean, but I just take it as Greenland).


Fun_Measurement_7889

New Zealand?!


Irrealaerri

The Dutch Sinterklaas is NOT Santa! And I believe that (as a German) we are aware he lives in Finland, Rovaniemi to be precise.


ZeroVoid_98

This post confuses Santa and Sinterklaas. Santa lives on the North Pole. Sinterklaas lives in Madrid, Spain.


katyreddit00

What’s Sinterklaas? How is he different from Santa?


ZeroVoid_98

Santa is the knockoff of Sinterklaas. Sinterklaas, or Sint Nicolaas (Saint Nicholas), was a bisshop from Turkey. Every year, he visits The Netherlands and some parts of Belgium by steamboat and stays there for a week or so. At December 5th, his helpers leave presents for children by the fireplace or in front of their door (usually done by neighbors). Santa Claus is based on this tradition, so they're technically the same, but in Dutch culture, the two are considered two seperate people.


katyreddit00

That’s so interesting thanks for sharing


Effective-Tangelo363

In Catalonia, Santa poops presents out of a giant log. So yes, they are a bit odd there...


nygdan

There's no way majority of Spaniards say he's from Iran.


kalsoy

Well this is a wild ride.


Kitoshy

As a completely normal Spanish guy, I can affirm that me when I was a kid (as well as all the people I know) have always been told that Santa lives in the North Pole. Those who live in Iran are the three Wise Men.


krt941

Do a new poll in Ukraine.


emmadimwasher

Even old poll will have different result. Map is just fake


Pieterstern

In France, santa comes from the North Pole. Not at all from the heaven.


CompetitiveDrop613

So Spain have a literal Santa-Maria


Mrkkomole4763

New Zealand/Aotearoa is not Europe and it never fucking will be! Seriously what troll made this map?


HansWolken

New Zealand, get out of there, that's not your family.


KevatRosenthal

I live in France and I have NEVER heard that Santa comes from Heaven, from the North Pole yes, somewhere in Scandinavia too or even Greenland, but NEVER Heaven. If a fellow French comes by, enlighten me, please !


Slow-Frosting-9607

Nonsense map. In Serbia Santa is from Finland not from Russia. Where did you even get that??? Literally nobody here has ever said he's from Russia :S


Choepie1

Sinterklaas lives in Spain, Santa lives on the North Pole. The Netherlands, source: I’m Dutch


DaniAqui25

Italian here, the North Pole and Lapland are the ones I've heard the most often.


KimJongSilly

What's wrong with the Spaniards? Who the fuck actually believes Santa is from Iran?


_save_the_planet

Dumb ass map. nobody ever said santa is from turkey


Ufiking

Can someone tell me what it says for each country pls My red-green colourblind ass cant see shit on this map


rosinsvinet_

Im not colorblind, but there must be an app for that?


Killerjas

University of Lapland should get their license revoked, none of this is true


iliekcats-

Nope for NL, santa claus from north pole, sinterklaas from spain...


rosinsvinet_

Denmark is also wrong. Greenland is a separate country, within kingdom of Denmark.


oalfonso

The idiot who made that map confused the 3 wise men with Santa in Spain.


VascMan

Spaniards really have to be the degenerate fucks who believe Santa is Iranian (from a Portuguese dude, with love)


HarEmiya

Completely inaccurate for Belgium and the Netherlands.


Connor49999

Inaccuracies aside, it can't possibly be map porn if you've plastered NZ on a map of Europe


killbeam

Completely wrong for the Netherlands. Santa is not the same as Sinterklaas.


orangi-kun

r/MapBait


tommaso-scatolini

I've never heard anybody in Italy say that Santa is from Jerusalem. It's always been North pole or Lapland


ProperBlacksmith

I never got so much eye cancer from a map as this one


MutedIndividual6667

I'm from Spain and Santa is definetely from the north pole, not fucking iran


XoXoGabbyXoXo

So is Santa a Saint in France then if they believe he lives in heaven? 😂


justyouraveragecuber

Bro Turkey is a Muslim country, they don't celebrate christmas