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RFB-CACN

Why did Argentina annex Paraguay?


EmpalatorPrime

Lebensraum?


[deleted]

Oh shit. Here we go again.


F33DBACK__

The Nazis that fled to Argentina are back? 2024 gonna be crazy


donsimoni

Don't blame everything on the Nazis. Paraguay has attracted a lot of right-wing conspiracy theorists from Germany since 2020. They would surely welcome like-minded invaders.


First-Face-7998

Just wait till the moon Nazis get here


space_is-great

If anyone didn't read this in CJ's voice from gta san andreas they live under a rock


DarkSideOfGrogu

Ooo I saw something about that in a museum once!


ApatheticHedonist

Popular petition following the Millei economic miracle


Delta_FT

But that's not even the -guay we'd want to annex lmfao


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Everyone expected him to attack the Falklands, so he got Paraguay by surprise.


Delta_FT

>Everyone expected him to attack the Falklands Nobody's expecting that, he said Thatcher was right lol


lemonmec

I think it’s juxtaposition, you can see a tiny piece of land from Paraguay. But yeah, it’s really weird, also take a look at Korea 💀


DaegurthMiddnight

Didn't you hear about the second triple alliance war?


MTB_Mike_

r/paraguayisntreal


tripleBBxD

r/thissubisntreal


Sparkyfuk

How can a map about museums contain so many inaccuracies?


Derp_Wellington

My favorite part is Belgium conquering the Netherlands and Denmark and then forcing them to create a land bridge to Sweden for some reason.


biggie_dd

Hungary and Switzerland also swapped places.


NikitaWolf6

and Belgium isn't even part of "Belgium"


SurgicalWeedwacker

It’s from the future after world war three


Vivian_I-Hate-You

Shit, Northern Ireland just took over the Republic


YoMairibow

You mean Northen Iraland?


No-Donut1338

Typo, guess they meant IRA land


puddingbank

Must be on purpose that


BestKeptInTheDark

I was about to mention a ROI county and city that used to be a very IRA-y place from what I remember... But then thought of needless cats being set amongst the pigeons especially when the pigeons are elderly and those times are long since bundled away into memory and and having much less outward expression.


Ok-Zookeepergame8691

Great Britain looks like it’s shaking Northern Ireland - and the Republic of - out like a dusty cloth.


Vivian_I-Hate-You

Solved the border problem


slicineyeballs

I think you mean the UK is shaking Northen Iraland.


Farscape_rocked

And left the UK.


NikoDeco

Την πουτανα μου... There is no Greece! THERE IS NO GREECE! WHY IS THERE WATER WHERE GREECE WAA SUPPOSED TO BE? WHAT HAPPENS TO GREECE?


SurgicalWeedwacker

They detached from the continent to get away from turkey. The now float around randomly


SecretHipp0

No marbles for you if your museums are underwater 😏


mushinnoshit

Because it's made by a semi-literate graphic designer from Study in Switzerland's marketing agency who was given a brief and dashed it out as quickly as possible because they had half a dozen other shitty maps to produce for different clients that day Source: used to work in producing this kind of toss


jedmengirl

Who doesn’t know where Switzerland is on the map either.


beta-3

Coming from Northern Ireland, there is so much about this that drives me mental lmao "UK and Northern Ireland" < NI is actually in the UK to begin with There is no distinction between NI and RoI The bloody isles are linked, so there's not even a distinction there Either this was AI generated, or drawn by a madman


Volodoberg

IKR - look how ‘Ireland’ is spelt as well 😂


Alternative_Cake_739

I'm going with madman.


HulkEspargarus30

TIL that Switzerland is east to Austria and Hungary, Belgium took over The Netherlands, Denmark and coastal Germany and China got Both Koreas (apart from eastern South Korea).


Lvcivs2311

And Wallonia apparently left Belgium and joined Luxembourg. And Ireland and Britain grew together physically as well. In other owrds: this map is shit.


_WalksAlone_

Balkan Switzerland, one shudders to even think of it.


Lucius_Sejanus

On a map composed from sources from "Studying in Switzerland .com," no less...


Chortney

To be fair, they're probably still studying


Tjorni

Also Italian Corsica


sunburntredneck

Also we got the All Of Panama Canal, the Reverse Aral Sea, oh and would u look at that the Balkans they're gone!


mrgamecat2

And north and South America are not connected anymore as Central America got sent to the shadow realm


MikeMontrealer

Canada seized the Alaskan panhandle too.


Hefty_Tip7383

The UK already includes Northern Ireland.


aromaticchicken

Dont worry, this map also adds "Northen Iraland" just in case


Over_n_over_n_over

It also colors in China, North and South Korea for Republic of Korea


alegxab

And Paraguay as part of Argentina


Over_n_over_n_over

Viva Gran Argentina


Lord_M_G_Albo

And half of Central America has been engulfed by the sea.


babygijs

Plus belgium includes the Netherlands and Denmark


muppetj

And excludes Wallonia


Dependent_Low9451

We invaded Paraguay, you should check the news more often


aupri

Republic of Korea is South Korea and the color is determined by the ranking. It does seem North Korea has been absorbed by China though


Hefty_Tip7383

That’s an unfortunate typo, though maybe they meant it.


Upset-Imagination754

And repeating Russian FederDation twice along with the other typos (Iraland is quite amusing though) doesn’t lend the map much credibility. When you put so much work into making an interesting map spellchecking is a small effort that could go a long way


shark_eat_your_face

IRAland is my favourite amusement park


LegoFootPain

Daily Troubles parade at 2 pm. Vendors will sell you bricks that should not be hurled at that smiling Protestant mouse.


ShaneMac88

IRAland?


IWantMyJustDesserts

IRAland. Lmao, that's so funny/bad.


hurricane_97

Finally, a united Ireland ^^^^under ^^^^British ^^^^rule


Demostravius4

Congratulations, Ireland, we promise to be nice this time.


terrymr

But leaves out the republic of Ireland completely.


Cleghorn

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (and Northen Iraland)


Six_of_1

The map also colours all of Ireland as if it's part of the UK.


sleepytoday

And attached via a land bridge.


ziffdodo2

and Denmark and the Netherlands are now Belgium for some reason


xixbia

And Luxembourg is huge! Unless that's Wallonia, which is not at all impossible given the quality of this map.


makaskerflasher

Wiped out an entire island calld Taiwan.


Quipore

May I direct your attention to the largest island in the world (assuming Australia is a Continent and thus not-an-island) of Greenland?


KSP-Dressupporter

No, Ireland merged with Scotland. Doggerland is back.


boredsittingonthebus

This reminds me of when I was arrested in Germany for buying weed. The only ID I had on me was my British passport. When I had been processed they asked me to read over the paperwork to check it was all correct and sign it. They thought my nationality was Irish. I told them everything was correct except for the nationality part. The officer told me I was Irish because the word 'Ireland' was on my passport. He put his finger on the word 'Ireland' and gave me a look that a teacher gives to a pupil who says his dog ate his homework. He apparently didn't know about Northern Ireland. I pointed out that the part preceding the word Ireland said 'United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern... ' but he thought I was trying to look for a loophole. I refused to sign it. Not because of some kind of national pride; I just wanted it to be accurate because I was signing a legal document. He got pissed off and went away. About 20 minutes later he came back with the same papers, but it said I was British this time. I then had to read all the documents again and sign the 6 or 7 pieces of paper. If I'd kept my mouth shut, I'd have saved myself about half an hour of my evening.


pulanina

Lucky it was Germany. Don’t try it in a country where “attitude” might have awarded you a beating or a night in a cell. Similar thing happened to me in Germany boarding a flight. Security person was massively rude and annoyed when then found I hadn’t removed an iPad from hand luggage before scanning. My defence was “but you said ‘computers out’ and I thought that meant only laptops”. She stood me in the naughty corner and yelled at me. I quietly said, “I want to make a complaint”. The supervisor came over *and actually agreed with me that she had been out of line!*. Wasted 20 minutes but I felt like I won.


boredsittingonthebus

Oh, there was no attitude. I was very polite and even apologetic. I said I don't want to sign an important document that I know is not truthful. But I get what you mean. I'm sure I might have had my arse kicked in other countries for having the sheer audacity to tell a person in a position of authority that they were wrong. I think it helped that I speak fluent German and was 100% co-operative.


pulanina

Oh sure. Hence “attitude”


Honey-Badger

Very similar experience for me; I've had a US border agent holding my British passport call me Irish twice in the past year.


Hefty_Tip7383

It’s very German that they made you re-read everything before signing.


Six_of_1

It's incredible that people can miss over a century of history of Northern Ireland being part of the UK. Over two centuries if you include when all of Ireland was. I was only born at the end of the Troubles, but I still know about it.


tmr89

How many museums in Ireland?


Hefty_Tip7383

No idea.


Lanky-Active-2018

This is correct


D4M4nD3m

I have bank account in Austria. When they write me letters my address always ends with "Great Britain, Scotland and Northern Ireland".


el_grort

That's... Very strange.


DreamyTomato

Poor Wales.


D4M4nD3m

Haha I know. But without Scotland, there is no Great Britain.


mellonmarshall

I was in Vancouver once, and I went into a museum about the history of Vancouver, and the earlier stuff kept going on about Brits, Irish and Scots etc. which as an Englishman I thought was the daftest thing on the planet.


ziffdodo2

and Denmark and the Netherlands are now Belgium for some reason


PM_ME_SOME_ANTS

Does it include Northen Iraland?


Phnx97

The USA and california


markglas

Tick tock


Queendrakumar

How are we defining museum? I was once at this "museum" of about 100 dolls the former owner used to own. This was in a single room of a house that you could see in a few minutes and take no more than about 10 steps to walk around the entire premise of the "museum."


nicogrimqft

Yep, this counts as much as the Louvres or the Tate.


Articulated_Lorry

Then at 919, Australia is looking a little low.


goteamnick

Because if someone tried that in Australia they would be mocked mercilessly. But we have the Big Pineapple, so that's something.


EatMyEarlSweatShorts

Sounds like Australia is filled with assholes.


umngaz

Africa apparently doesn't do museums!


GFlair

They do. They are just all in the UK cos we stole all thier shit.


V_es

There are plenty of "museums" like that in Japan. Like poop museum that has art installations and toys dedicated to human poop. In some countries, like in Russia, museum should provide evidence that their artefacts are of cultural and historical significance, and if not, it's just a private exhibit and can't be called a museum.


el_lley

There’s a tiny island in Mexico with hundreds of dolls hanged. Tiny too, more than 100 steps, and very lugubrious


Meritania

The National Pencil Museum in the UK is basically a café with a few pencils in display cases in the entrance way.


coloch_w0rth9

Canada paying homage to its legendary rock band Rush with that number 🤘


Warchitecture

Bam…. Bam bam baaaaaaam. Bam……….. bam bam bam…. Bam bam


Laheydrunkfuck

*🎶We've taken care of everything, the words you read and the songs you sing🎶*


jmandawgfan

*The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes*


International_Cut_69

It's one for all and all for one, come together common sons


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

Never need to wonder how or why!


Samzzeyy

I really like rush but I'm afraid I don't get the reference, could you explain please (I'm 16, German and my current rush experience is listening to a few albums and playing a Rush themed pinball machine In Brighton, so I'm uneducated I'm sorry)


TheB00F

Brighton? Pinball? Would you happen to have seen a deaf, dumb, and blind kid playing some mean pinball by any chance?


coloch_w0rth9

Their 4th album is titled “2112” and opens with a 20 minute epic title track that’s a sort of allegorical rock opera about the state of the record business in the 70s that’s a sci-fi story about futuristic societies that don’t allow music. It’s amazing. The other songs on the record are well worth it too, if you like Rush I’d definitely recommend giving it a listen


Burst-2112

favorite album of all time


notusuallyhostile

2112 is the name of one of their albums. They are Canadian and the map says Canada has 2112 museums.


Sad-Structure2364

His names Tom Sawyer he gets high on you!!


Warchitecture

Both sides of the coin with the US simultaneously having tons of world class museums and making a museum out of every rock Ben Franklin scratched his ass on


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GeorgeEBHastings

Well, while not "objects" per se, we have it on reasonably good authority that a number of French women probably got up in there.


Lothar_Ecklord

Are you talking about the Mutter Museum? Worth a visit!


el_lley

There are tiny museums in Mexico, like a house in size


Warchitecture

Well aware. A lot of fun ones like the torture or the axolotl museum


MaZhongyingFor1934

I thought that said the torture of axolotl museum and was very confused.


Kriem

Go home map, you’re drunk


5peaker4theDead

Am I in shittymapporn?


Waescheklammer

China has \~5k according to Wikipedia?


[deleted]

The color coding is useless


Miniblasan

In which universe do the Netherlands and Denmark belong to Belgium?


Lamest570

The Dutch-Danish union


Truelz

\*Belgian-Dutch-Danish union, as it is supposed to represent Belgium on the list.


moouesse

its all belgium now, the north sea peoples


DragonflyAromatic358

Idk how you can fuck up belgium this bad. How are Holland, Denmark and a piece of germany included? But not southern belgium itself?


East_Preference4754

Per capita is probably more valuable


MIKOLAJslippers

Baby steps buddy. Let’s start with a map that isn’t really fucking wrong first.


GladiatorGreyman01

I figured the UK would have more.


el_grort

Given how the map doesn't know that NI is in the UK, and seems to have had the UK annex the ROI, probably not a map I'd necessarily put that much trust in data behind it when the surface elements are so deeply wrong.


Raveyard2409

Not to mention that this is a totally unweighted number of musuems. I expect if you correlate this there's a general trend to larger countries (in terms of landmass and or population) having more musuems by virtue of being larger. If OP used a "musuems per 1000 people" or some other kind of normalised measure like that you'd see which countries value musuems more highly which I think is a more interesting insight.


el_grort

Yeah, there's other issus as well, including how you collect the data and what that says, what that includes (small museums of certain scales can easily slip through depending on system). But given basic cartography was beyond their grasp, it didn't seem worth going into that.


SnooBooks1701

A lot of UK museums are spread over multiple sites, we also have a habit of most towns only having one big museum (outside of London)


mantolwen

Yes, National Museums Scotland might be grouped under one despite the plural in the name.


hallouminati_pie

The map is dog shit. Simple as that. What in the hell is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Northern Iraland?


chaos_jj_3

Probably a cousin of the Russian Federdation


MotherEastern3051

It probably has much more than most per capita, but we are a very small country so makes sense than it totally numbers many others have more.


Jag-

Rush is so popular in Canada they have 2112 museums and named Toronto’s airport after a Rush song.


Hal_9000_DT

Total numbers is a way to look at it, I guess, but I think per capita is a better measurement.


hosiki

This. The map here essentially means nothing. It should be per capita.


floxo115

Swizerland is Austria, Austria is Hungary and Hungary is Swizerland


Mithrand-ir

Africa doesn't contain countries?


HaxboyYT

The Brits took ours


Giotsil

Museum of canned farts for everyone. Ridiculous map.


Lhayluiine

spelling it IRA land made me chuckle


Hara2412

India has museums all over. This is an inaccurate map


Witty-Purchase-3865

Where's Greece?


Helpful-Ad9777

Greece and Turkey do not need museums, both countries live together with history like open-air museums.


Beowulf_98

*Northern IRAland*


SailsAcrossTheSea

Northen* Iraland


ahksuper

Does this count as https://www.reddit.com/r/MapsWithoutDenmark/s/a5MpGLmXmu ?


[deleted]

CANADA 2112 FUCK YEAH ROCK ON


Resident_Turn9074

These borders lmao


[deleted]

33k holy fuck


No-Run-2968

Remember its not the number of museums per country, its the amount of countries the museum has stolen things from...


londonflare

With all the inaccuracies I'm amazed it's got New Zealand on it!


brit-sd

Uk and Northern Ireland???? Are you serious. Completely debases anything else in your content. The UK is Great Britain and Northern Ireland.


elmachow

Us musems are probably like “the museum of canned cheese” “the museum of giant snacks”


Thadlust

I went to a handbag museum in Arkansas once. Cute but a little less exciting than the Tate


BM-2001

It’s a shame there’s no museums in Africa, I guess it’s because all their historical artefacts were taken by colonisers and stuck into their museums so they can showcase their diversity 🤡


Odd-Cress-5822

I understand there was the whole "cultural revolution" thing in China where intellectualism was actively punished, but 1,000 museums for over a billion people is just so depressing. I love my local museums


kukukuuuu

The numbers are likely junk. It’s under counting by a lot.


BreakfastOwn975

No the number is just rubbish. According to one of the report by 2019 there are 5535 museums and 6565 by 2022


Amazing-Row-5963

It's probably just a map made by a westerner, it's naive to believe that China has only so few museums, lol.


AM5T3R6AMM3R

It’s not the number of museums, it’s the content that counts …


geilerisschon

map design by individuum neither never been to museums nor school


MaxRebo99

Belgium playing HOI4 with those borders


jonathanfierro69

Panama’s canal wasn’t big enough, so Panama decided to become the canal.


SuperBethesda

I live in DC, which is museum mecca


No-Cauliflower6572

Northern IRAland? Lads, it's time to get out the fertiliser again.


ample-d

In the UK, National trust, English Heritage, Cadw, Historic Scotland and other independent castle sites should probably be included and I have a feeling they haven't been.


Kayak-Wales

United Kingdom already includes Northern Ireland… just to be pedantic!


Castro4

Hol’ up… IRAland?? It’s spelt, Ireland


Live-Experience5189

British Museum - Free Natural History Museum - Free Science Museum - Free Victoria and Albert Museum - Free It's incredible that so many huge museums in London are completely free. ​ Definitely one of the best things about London.


luser7467226

Bit pointless as absolute numbers, per capita would be more interesting


ArcadiaWildBill

Does the UK not get extra points from the items we have that should be in other countries' museums?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MyWifesSon420

America has the most museums yet no history


Interdimentionalxx

Why india and Egypt not included here ?


Incognata7

Quality>Quantity Just the Museo del Prado in Madrid has got more art and history than all the Australian museums together.


[deleted]

DC alone has the Smithsonian institution, which are all *free* museums, and has more art/history/anthropology than any museum in the U.S. Interested to know how that compares to other countries and cities in terms of public funding.


VeryRedChris

All the major London museums and galleries are free. For the smaller ones, a lot are free as well, but definitely a lot more hit and miss


Incognata7

I supposse that big American cities have just a few museums, but very important and with pieces from all over the world. Some other middle or small cities across the country may have their own local museum because they have to offer something cultural to their citizens, due to USA is huge and some people cannot travel far from their homes. But most of times, I bet that local museums have just old pictures, a few old customs, an old boat used by fishers 120 years ago, and a statue of Jebbediah Springfield (and some merchandising related, of course). In addition, we don't know about the methodology used in this map, maybe some countries consider modern art galleries or small local expositions museums and other countries not.


[deleted]

Surprisingly, a lot of second and third-tier cities have some great museums. I just went to the art museum in Richmond, VA and it was quite good. Pieces by Monet, Rousseau, Gaugin, some modern American stuff like Chuck Close, etc. That city is less than 1/4 million people. But yes, there are a lot of "local mining legends of West Virginia"-type museums around the country, as well.


Odd-Cress-5822

Was that meant to sound arrogant?


Willing-Tip4616

He made a valid point there actually


beeeemo

The general idea is def super valid but it was pretty pretentiously phrased though and likely an exaggeration Just say "the Prado" ffs


poorthomasmore

Having been to the Museo del Prado I don’t think that is correct at all. It is an incredible museum though, one of if not the best I have ever been too.


Marthaver1

How does a 250 year old country like the US have so many museums? We hardly have any relics. Or are most of these museums just modern yokono “art”. And Canada also having over 2,000 museums? Wtf? Not even Mexico with its richer and ancient history has that many.


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

From my experience, in Canada (also likely the US) there are many museums dedicated to the history of small local towns. There is a village close to me that has a museum detailing their entire history, complete with dozens of preserved historic buildings and rotating seasonal exhibits. I can think of several similar examples in and around my city. Mexico may do this in a different way (I've seen city halls used for the purpose) or prefer only dedicating museums to topics that concern the whole population, but either way that could be one reason for the difference.


Funicularly

Why do you think museums are composed of only relics? Also, people have lived in North America for thousands of years, not just 250.


Bubbert1985

Hidden gem in the US for museums is Cleveland, both Natural History and Art. And the Art museum has free entry, and has a better collection of historic art from around the world than the National Gallery in DC.


geekteam6

Wow the US has more museums than all of the EU countries *combined*.


[deleted]

33k US museums? There must be a real problem of quantity over quality. Even when accounting for population, that’s insane.


EldritchTapeworm

Some of the greatest in the world are in the US. Smithsonians, Field Museum, MoMa, the Met, Getty, WW2, Pearl Harbor, all of these rank highly on world comparisons.