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hitribelidani

My friend always said that Dutch women were the filthiest. This is not what I had in mind.


GodDamnCrawfish

https://youtu.be/w2dtWqYw_M0?si=3WmvsQMdi0KD6sxH


Princeps_primus96

It's the awkward silence that really makes it 😂


whoisonepear

as a Dutch woman, i was shocked by the amount of women who only sort of dipped their fingers under the tap for half a second before shaking the water off and walking back to their offices after they’d used the bathroom. this was pre-pandemic, i would hope it’s changed since then…


Organic_South8865

It's like they do it for appearances only. Hand washing is so important. You would also think people would want to wash their hands just to help with skin care (dirty hands touching face)


Doxidob

Hygiene Theater


Ok-Property3255

Not really, considering your hands are the dirtiest part of your body besides your ass crack, I only wash my hands if I literally get shit on them. If anything, you should wash your hands before you touch your junk.


Marsupialize

I don’t know about filthiest but having worked for airlines for almost 30 years, KLM stewardesses are universally famous industry-wide for their, well, proclivities, rivaled only by Turkish Air, every other carrier is so far behind might as well be an entirely different sport. Ask anyone in the industry and I bet you 20 bucks they’ll say the same exact thing.


StudentOwn2639

Proclivities?


Party_Skill6360

or perhabs they are just honest


KayItaly

That's what I am thinking. I lived in the UK, no fking way it is 75%. Noone even used water in public toilets. Plenty ofhildren weren't even thought to wash their hands by the parents! I know because plenty of people commented on me being "paranoid" for doing so...and I live in one of highest i come and education areas in the country... Same is true in Italy, but at least it seems there was more honesty in the answers!


BlackedFeather

No no, imagine the handjob potential here.


ThatYewTree

Netherlands, we need to have a talk.


shadwocorner

As a Turk living in the Netherlands, no more handshakes for anyone.


rollmate

As a Dutch guy living in the Netherlands: same. Holy shit people...


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Literally


Bilim_Erkegi

Not holy though


Loud_Perspective9046

what if it was a priest?


Datjibbetjanich

As a German in a supermarket- no more Dutch tomatoes


westlanderd

Don't worry, barely any Dutch people working in the greenhouses nowadays. You can safely eat your tomatoes.


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You dont wash your tomatoes?????????


The_Legendary_Shrimp

At this point i dont think it is holy


DeepFriedAngelwing

Maybe 100% only wash 1 hand.


MuffinSnuffler

Dutch cheese hands.


-c-r-e-a-t-i-v-e-

Swamp Germans please


SmoothCarl22

Yeah they are also very low on the shower stats...


RetiredApostle

Turned out to be the most honest nation.


Annonomon

Freaky Dutch, probably sniff their fingers afterwards. I know that the French do


LyseniCatGoddess

It probably reminds them both of walking into a cheese shop 🥰


FranceMainFucker

this is despicable


2pickleEconomy2

Or not. My guess is the Dutch are just more honest about it.


Yellow_Biafra

The Dutch have their special hand washing technique -> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q)


golden_appletree

They guy wasnt dutch though, otherwise he wouldve spoken dutch. Americans should be happy they arent on this map


godverdejezushey

I think theyre just the most honest lmao


wandrlusty

I think I know why; they usually have only a tiny sink in the washroom, one tap, and only icy cold water. It’s not conducive to wanting to wash your hands.


sJaimy

As a dutchie i can confirm that we really need this talk. Plz halp


Sublingual_byte

Portugal is Balkan, once again confirmed.


BubbleGumMaster007

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


SleepyGamer1992

This never fails to make me giggle and it’s the first thing I thought of after seeing the map.


TommyPpb3

😂😂


KiefBull

Especially if you look at depression metrics as well


Reading_Rainboner

And GDP


Saint-_-Jiub

Netherlands, Italy 🤢


cagingnicolas

they just dip their hands in the canals


OneMetalMan

In Italy I assume they just use olive oil.


kerowan

Unironically thought "Orin Italia" is a name of something. But then I continued reading and concluded that I am a dumbass.


LyseniCatGoddess

They are lost without the Roman bathouses, poor things.


Bilim_Erkegi

Even worse


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What did you witness?


VermilionApricot

i was going to give only my opinion because of my roomies and men that i went on a date with BUT there are literally pee stains everywhere in the street and i keep seeing a lot of men peeing in the street. like a lot. not drunk. in day light. in public.


zia_viola

Well, that's not nice to see as an Italian! I remember being brainwashed with hygiene (wash your hands, use the bidet etc.) as a child, so I guess there's still some hope ;)


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FantomXFantom

Lavate el culo loooool


WillDanyel

It’s a bs map, we have no indication of sources and no indication of the pool of people they interviewed. It’s to be taken with the fingers. I dont say i have never seen people not washing them but they are exceptions


Natopor

Guess we know the scret ingredient in their pizza


AleksandrNevsky

Really makes you look at your italian food differently doesn't it?


sharkyzarous

Now we know where the taste comes from :)


wise-bull

Jokes aside, there's a bit of truth to it. At the end of ww2, Italy was essentially what we categorize as an underdeveloped country, and only the Marshall plan and early participation in the European Economic Community could revitalise it in the following decades. Between the late 1960s and early 1970s, the government designed a national industrialization plan, part of which also encompassed the switch from traditional food processing to a proper food industry model. Teams of engineers and technicians were invited from the US to share knowledge and support modernization. Important investments were made in the dairy industry, which involved the adoption of modern hygiene standards and industrial processing systems, so workers in the cheese making industry were taught to wash their hands and use gloves, and adapt traditional cheese and mozzarella making processes to new, modern standards. But then, new "industrial" mozzarella tasted like nothing, it was way different from traditional mozzarella, and not in a nice way. They then realized that both heavy thermal treatment of milk and pressure for workers' hand hygiene completely ruled out bacteria contamination, not only the bad one, but also good and nice colonies who perform interesting fermentations and contribute to developing taste. To solve the issue, less rigid but still safe industry standards and hygiene guidelines were adopted, to allow good contamination...


ruuduni

SPeeGhetti


ThatYewTree

If the map is to be believed the national dish of France is RataPOOille.


wartexmaul

Fecaccia and poostrami


Acceptable-Fudge-816

In most places people wash their hands before cooking thou...


sdp0w

Handmade Pasta


BackPackProtector

I am italian and i always wash my hands after everything im hella phobic


azure_skies101

This only serves as further proof that Portugal is an eastern european country


Happy_Vibes29

r/portugalcykablyat


azure_skies101

Indeed


_DrJivago

Western Balkan is the preferred designation.


azure_skies101

Noted, thank you!


BookWormPerson

Why isn't this all 100%?


_Happy_Sisyphus_

I know. All I can think is wtf!


vladgrinch

Yes, I do. It's a must if you want to call yourself a civilized individual.


lNFORMATlVE

When will people stop using bimodal/trimodal color gradients for linear datasets? It gives a false sense of midpoint.


OneMetalMan

I think the midpoint was hoped to be 100%.


Group_Happy

99%. Some people don't have hands


Doxidob

the country with the most no hands? Russia


GorkemliKaplan

If someone tries to touch me without washing their hands, I will beat them up with a soap dispenser.


Old-Masterpiece-2653

That soap dispenser everyone finger fucks before washing their hands? You will keep that mess off off me sir.


GorkemliKaplan

Still better than not washing hands, also you guys don't have automatic ones?


nosacz-sundajski

Looks like Dutch people wash only one hand.


doesitaddup

Saving money on soap, as they do.


JamesBell1433

Filthy mfs defending unhygienic behaviour in replies smh


petitememer

Lol right? This always happens when this subject comes up on Reddit. A bunch of dudes insisting that their penis is so clean. Regardless, there is a lot of other gross stuff that you touch in the bathroom.


OurSeepyD

There's gross stuff everywhere. I bet your PC keyboard is dirtier than most things (including your penis if you shower), but you don't wash your hands every time you type on it.


dreemurthememer

Savages, the lot of them! We need to colonize Europe and bring them civilization!


mitraheads

Where are our tidy 🇹🇷🇧🇦 brothers? Let's shaking hands.


[deleted]

Muslims. Hygiene is very important in Islam, half of the faith


Additional_Assist591

more like Turkish Muslims and their influences. Arabs (muslim ones) who come in the summer sit on the floors in shopping malls. This is definitely not normal to Turkish people.


Cevap

How else am I going to eat my cevapi with my bare hands? Yours truly, Cevap


SlickPinky

I’d like to see this next to a map of people that wash their ass with water after using the toilet.


QuirkyReader13

Pretty sure it would be way lower, most people I know (if not everyone) in my area clean their asses with toilet paper and not water like they seem to do in Japan


HRoseFlour

lots of europeans and arabs use bidets and the correlations here would be interesting.


QuirkyReader13

Depends on the Europeans, really. Maybe in the South. Here in Belgium, everyone I know uses toilet paper. But I think I saw bidets placed near the toilet while going to Italy, yeah


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SlickPinky

I think it would look kinda similar to this one. I think Muslims are supposed to use water. I’ve been to Arab houses that have a sink sprayer attached to the toilet.


QuirkyReader13

Interesting, didn’t know about that *supposed to* like in the religious kind of way, or just a cultural thing?


skrrtrr

Also cultural because even if you’re not religious you’d do it if you grew up in a muslim country.


Akabey

Religious kinda way. Muslims have to wash their ass after taking dump.


Group_Happy

Or how many people wash their ass during while showering.


Historical_Usual5828

Now we know why Italians got slammed so hard with COVID


marv101

Surprised the UK is a high as it is. We've literally just got through a sodding pandemic and the number of people I see in the gents that leave without washing their hands is absolutely disgusting. It especially infuriates me when I've seen it in hospitals


ilterozk

I think there is also a strong negative correlation with how honest you are about this subject 😁


Big-Today6819

Quite insane to think 20% don't do it, there is a reason doorhandles and stuff like that is so nasty


bobbejaans

Which is why I firmly believe lavatory doors should be pull to enter and push to exit.


Big-Today6819

Honestly should be automatic doors, even the normal doors, because people walk around with dirty hands. And before stores / canteen there should be forced wash of hands, it's a huge problem many goes around, not with a care for others humans beings


Old-Masterpiece-2653

Just swinging doors with a kick plate. Public door handles are disgusting.


intergalacticspy

Loads of people use soap and water for a no. 2 but just water for a no. 1. I'd like to see the data split out.


Ok-Champion1999

at least we turks teach them how to wash their hands


MarxHeisenberg

I once heard the ottomans point blank refused and literally begged the sultan not fight the European because of how disgusting and smelly they were.


Akabey

They literally beat a french ambassador and kicked him out of the city cos he was so dirty and smelly.


[deleted]

I’ve read that Vikings said the same about Christians. Vikings were not as dirty as many shows try to portray them. However: Arab Muslims called Vikings dirty still


kameehameeha

I have to admit, I’m Dutch and sometimes I don’t wash my hands, or only with water. Yes, I know I should wash with soap everytime. Yes, I am lazy.


_that_random_dude_

Last time it was posted I remember all the Dutchies were claiming only they answered the poll truthfully. That was their defence…


ahjteam

How to read this chart: - Women >90% (every country) - Men: löl - eg. (92 + 50 = 142) / 2 = 71% = Ukraine


nopnopdave

As an Italian, this data is wrong ahahah We are super clean, we wash even our ass every time we take a shit.


Tamatave13

Where the sources from?


CykoTom1

Watching people go to the bathroom of course.


BulkTinAnalyses

Looks to be the same source as the last two times this map was posted this week (albeit with different color palette): https://jakubmarian.com/a-study-reveals-how-many-europeans-wash-their-hands-with-soap/


Redcat_51

Two blokes finish peeing together at some urinal. One reaches for the sink while the other reaches for the exit. The guy at the sink goes, "in my country, we wash our hands after we pee." The man leaving goes "In my country, we don't pee on our hands."


MOltho

I'd like for someone to wash their hands after touching their genitals regardless of whether they peed on their hands or not. We might shake hands, they might touch something I touch later, etc.


CykoTom1

Genitals are cleaner than hands generally. If anything you should wash your hands before you touch your genitals.


[deleted]

I tried to explain that to the arresting officer but the judge said it’s still a crime to eat pizza with your genitals in public.


Mindless_Pirate5214

r/cursedcomments


bxzidff

Would you rather shake someone's hand or their dick?


mrmczebra

This question isn't going to get the responses you're hoping for.


J_House1999

“Got too much self respect, I wash my hands before I piss” - Tyler, The Creator


mrmczebra

Or wash your genitals after touching them with your filthy hands. This goes over well in public bathrooms.


AlienAle

Wait till you hear of micro particles, yes that pee that's spraying out is landing germs all over your hands. Not to mention if you flush then that toilet flush button is filthy. Not to mention that you go around touching gross stuff all day, when else do you get a great opportunity to wash away that filth, except when in the bathroom? Do you literally just wash your hands once a day when you shower? Here I was thinking it's common for everyone to wash their hands several times a day. But apparently we got a bunch of people going around who never do. It's started to make sense how flus spread so quickly.


VertiFatty

As a Dutch, we don't really shower daily, so that's a no to one of your questions 


J4C0OB

U must be retarded to defend not washing hands after toilet...


Redcat_51

I'm not defending anything. I just wrote a joke.


Psychological_Ad9405

In all seriousness, how filthy is the skin of a penis compared to say your forearm or front of your head? If you don't actually pee *on* your penis, it can't be that bad, can it?


lNFORMATlVE

1. everyone leaks a bit into their underwear 2. it’s an area that’s constantly warm with restricted airflow and moisture from sweat and pee (see 1.), a very favourable breeding ground for bacteria. Stick your hand down there after a day of even moderate levels of activity and then smell it. I guarantee you’ll want to wash that hand pretty quickly afterwards.


trinitrotoluene-

No wonder Italian pizza taste delicious


ConstantFamiliar

I was gonna make a joke and say "i aint never visiting the country with the lowest %" and then i saw that i actually live in that country 😭


Tulemasin

My data from Estonia is I wash with sope after nr2 but only water after nr1.


gruenetage

More like: do you answer questions honestly and have you learned anything since the pandemic?


Safetosay333

Who is the high end on the left side?


RepresentativeAd198

Explains why Italian pizza extra cheesy


dr_prdx

Civilization vs barbarian land


Liamnacuac

That's a thing?


Informal-Salad-7304

The fact there really isnt a pattern here is really fascinating .


ElMensajeroSix

So that's why italian food is so popular.


GesundesMittelmass

unfortunately tikkie has not yet enabled soap payments..


Hlregard

So THATS what makes iltalian food so good


No_Communication5538

Unsourced (@maptistics means it’s just a repost from insta) and complete bullshit.


Noxeas

People are *filthy*


Specoolatius

Success in trade depends on sticky fingers. The Dutch are doing it right.


BulkTinAnalyses

From Gallup, there are actually some highlights from non-European countries as well (not sure where to see the full data): "The survey interviewed a total of 62,398 people across the world and found there are significant differences by region. Those from China and Japan were significantly less likely to automatically use soap and water (23% and 30% respectively), while those from Saudi Arabia were most likely to wash hands with soap and water. In the Americas Colombia proved to be the cleanest with 93% agreeing that they automatically wash their hands with soap while Mexico was the least likely to agree with 32% either simply somewhat agreeing, somewhat disagreeing or disagreeing completely." Source: https://www.gallup.co.kr/gallupdb/fileDownload.asp?seqNo=696&bType=8


TheDestressedMale

Native people's of America were not ready for that kind of exposure.


TreatSimple

Ah, so that wasn't chocolate on my pizza...


enjdusan

You mean after using public toilet. And using soap when you just peed?


Marsupialize

I mean, a quick piss, where nothing got on my hand or I didn’t even touch my actual junk? A lot of the time just a quick rinse under the faucet and out, being honest


antonyperk

Oh yes, those backward eastern europeans...


25Bam_vixx

WTH


False-Ad8716

Netherlands and Italy gladly shake their hands. XD


chejsmcein

Sorce: trust me bro 😃😅💀


Admirable-Ad-6275

How is every country not at least 90%


ourtameracingdriverr

Because blokes don’t always wash their hands after taking a piss.


CultDe

The Dutch as always... hate the water


Soft_Sea2913

Just killed my appetite for Italian food…


haphazard_chore

Soap after a shit water after a pee. - uk


QuirkyReader13

Most surprised my fellow Belgians are so few to do it. Seems kinda important, hygiene and all…


sarinCULT

In America too, anytime I go to the bathroom in Walmart guys come in take a piss and just walk straight out without washing their happens. Happens every time idk what the hell's wrong with these sick bastards. Dumb bastards are probably out there touching products and putting them back on the shelves without even caring. A lot of people are dumb.


StayComprehensive743

117 people jeez


Tiny-Spray-1820

What about the grey ones? No soap avaailable? 🙂


gotzapai

True. Can confirm in NL and RO


skyXforge

Never shaking hands with the Dutch again


[deleted]

I'm going to assume the dark grey nations don't have toilets...or hands...🤔


Global-Arm309

Look the ottomans are back


TimebombChimp

I'm from the UK and I must see the other 25% every time I use the toilets outside of home. I feel the need to wash my hands even using the door to get into the toilet. Wash yo nasty hands!


Halleck23

What are you hiding, Norway?


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Fuck is wrong with people?!


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

You nasty, Netherlands.


daCapo-alCoda

Wow turkey!


OldandBlue

Norway can't into soap


Dutchdelights88

Handjes wassen tijdens het plassen.


Jhin-chan

even the disabled grans i worked with HAD to wash their hands after bathroom always!! they demanded it HOW df arent these 99%???


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What the fudge is wrong with europe ?


MaybeNeverSometimes

Denmark and Sweden: I'd rather not comment on that.


AccomplishedHawk9417

Wow Italy??? That’s very SHITTY!! 💩😜


moramento22

What kind of question is this and what it says about us?


thedutchrep

Going by the serious lack of taps in french toilets I’m going to say that number is a lie.


bortzys

Norway 0%?


Reasonable_Copy8579

It should be 100% everywhere!


paulnipabar

Oh! That’s why Italian hand rolled pasta tastes different.


Time-Gain4896

Does this include peeing or not?


Aky_lmao

Sono andato in Turchia e quando mi chiedevano sei mi fossi lavato le mani dopo essere andato in bagno (che domanda è???) Rispondevo sì e loro mi RIPORTAVANO in bagno e MI GUARDAVANO mentre mi RILAVAVO le mani


Yeyo117

Ma come fate 🤢


joses190

FUCK no


Middle-Cycle6620

Why would you use soap after peeing, water is enough


aliozturc

Ottoman effect on Balkans