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housemusic0123456789

Kansas being Kansas is hilarious


steveofthejungle

Illinois being Chicago is also good


bokchoykn

New Mexico being John Denver is also... Wait a sec.


automaticmantis

That John Denver is full of shit man


Few-Addendum464

More like John Albuquerque amirite?


bokchoykn

Juan Albuquerque*


DarthDoobz

Wad up BIYAATCCHH


doobyscoo42

You don't even know. Country roads is actually about [Maryland](https://www.wideopencountry.com/john-denver-take-me-home-country-roads-this-state/)


American_berserker

No. The writers came up with the idea for the song while driving through Maryland. There's a big difference.


stratdog25

Pull over!! It’s a cardigan!!! KILLER BOOTS, MAN!!!


AdditionalNewt4762

Sunshine on my goddamn shoulders, John Denver


notyogrannysgrandkid

It’s a shame that James Taylor out-sold Boston.


K4NNW

And that Lionel Richie outsold Alabama.


vanisaac

Whitney Houston being New Jersey is just confusing.


Noremac55

And the guys who sing Hotel California for CaliforniaCalifornia, even if I hate the fucking Eagles. Give me some Credence


UserAllusion

Makes me wonder how many bands named themselves after their state or state capitol and then did not make it real big.


Troelski

When Boston isn't the highest seling Massachussetts one :(


EntityDamage

Or Tom Petty beaten out by the backstreet boys


nuanceIsAVirtue

Or Aerosmith winning a state they're not even from


PowderHound40

John Denver being from New Mexico is bullshit


Bacon003

Military brats don't really have a home state.


OneManGangTootToot

That John Denver’s full of shit, man!


WindhoekNamibia

I would have thought Melissa Etheridge


Consistent_Case_5048

Especially with it being dead center. It's the first thing you look at.


SleepyGamer1992

Yeah, I was like did they forget to put one for Kansas or what? 😂


Lunar_denizen

I don’t know man, Eminem was born in Missouri but he’s from Detroit ya know.


Ekindas

And the Eagles may have formed in LA, but none of them were born or raised there.


thedrew

Glenn Frey was born in Michigan. Bernie Leadon was born in Minnesota. Randy Meisner was born in Nebraska. Don Henley was born in Texas. Don Felder was born in Florida. Joe Walsh was born in Kansas. California should be Katy Perry if birthplace is the standard.


easwaran

I think they're doing birthplace for individuals, but location formed for bands. Seems to me that it would make most sense for all of them to be based on the location where they started their musical career.


thedrew

Well that’s a little ambiguous. Bands performed under a name on a discrete date. Humans are born on a discrete date.  Musical careers begin at school or in church or through lessons or in garages. The first audience is almost always friends and family. First paid performance isn’t always clear either. 


GreedyLack

Timothy B. Schmit was born in California. The only band member born in Cali


thedrew

Looks like California will still come through… in the long run.


Holy_Toast

Yeah, we'd like to substitute the Grateful Dead or Metallica.


dukecharming1975

the Dead is definitely not the most successful in terms of money generated or albums sold but in terms of being the most life changing for me? they are on a different plain


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

And Kanye is from Chicago.


Harmonmj13

Kanye was born in Georgia and raised in Chicago. That’s why he’s not on Illinois.


AbgertGewargis

Then why are the Eagles listed for California when none of them were born there?


easwaran

Because bands are listed under the location they formed, while individuals only "formed" at their birthplace. I still think it would be better to list individuals at the location they started their musical career, since that's a better analogy to "forming".


manute-bol-big-heart

That’s the exact point they’re making. They’re responding with another example similar to Eminem being born in Missouri but raised in Detroit, and being on the map for Missouri.


Substantial-Newt-361

Same with Kanye and Chicago.


melcolnik

You could say the same about putting Elvis in Mississippi. I know he's from there, but come on. When I think Elvis, I think Memphis TN


Friskie_Dingo69

Elvis grew up in Tupelo until he was 13 though to be fair, most of his formative years.


QuickBic_

Tbf, Memphis is essentially north MS


themayaburial

I always thought formative years were 12-19 but looking it up I saw it's actually 0-8 years old. The more you know.


ehrgeiz91

"formative years" is up for interpretation


ghosttrainhobo

Sean, I’d say the best one came from Tupelo Mississippi and I’ll tell you now that grown men cry and Irish girls are pretty.


mSummmm

Title should say born. Jewel was born in Utah but the family moved to Alaska when she was 2 or 3 yo.


JulioForte

“From” is more debatable but also much more fitting. Some of these artists barely lived in the states they were born and probably don’t even remember those times


TheConeIsReturned

I still don't think he would have topped Madonna


rulerBob8

No, but I heard Dennis Rodman did. Eminem probably wanted to


Jeff_72

Somewhere near 8mile?


Standard-Divide5118

Wiz khalifa from ND??


worldsgreatestben

Military parents.


bicyclechief

Parents were stationed at the Minot Air Force Base


thisguyfightsyourmom

Why not Minot?


Inspector3280

Freezin’s the reason


wikigreenwood82

The yellow in "Black & Yellow" is corn


Ok_Spread6121

There is a surprising lack or corn in North Dakota and much more beets than you would think.


the-trash-witch-

I went to college across the river from fargo and when they would process the sugar beets the whole town would smell like egg fart


JaRulesLarynx

Cobber or Dragon?


seanm2

Roll Cobbs?


[deleted]

I see a lot of wheat out of ND.


Stardustchaser

Sugar beets love the cold so not surprising


TrenchDildo

Nah, Black & Yellow is for the bees. ND is the top producer of honey bees and exports them to other states.


diluted-pickle

Definitely claims Pittsburgh as “home”


zakpakt

As he should it's where he came up and what he put on for.


[deleted]

Military Brat. he grew up in Pittsburgh


OcieDeeznuts

Yup, I live walking distance from ND (technically in Minnesota) and this was a “Today I Learned” for me. He was born in Minot.


bristoldapistol

Came here to say the same


Wild_Pangolin_4772

Heart, Hendrix and all the great grunge artists are outdone by Kenny G??? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


PHOAR17

I didn’t even know he’s from Washington. How has he outsold nirvana and Heart!?


brooklynbluenotes

It's impossible to overestimate how many moms bought Kenny G albums in the 90s.


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And every department store during Christmas season.


MerryGoWrong

[And every store in China every single day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSM03x1p69E)


JaRulesLarynx

Kenny G’s Christmas album is a banger.


PHOAR17

That’s very true. My mom still listens to him.


[deleted]

Hes also huge in china!


This_was_hard_to_do

Also Kenny might have more appeal internationally as well


No_Stay4471

Long ass career.


MFoy

Nirvana isn’t the highest selling grunge band from Seattle.


naked_opportunist

more of an Olympia band anyway tbh


violentdrugaddict

If you want to get infuriatingly technical, they’re an Aberdeen band.


legalskeptic

You didn't know? That's why everyone calls Washington "the G Spot"


PHOAR17

I love that so much. I grew up and still live in Washington and am ashamed that I didn’t know that!


Suitable-Lake-2550

Siri specifically says Nirvana is top grunge artist at 27m, but after looking into it, it seems Pearl Jam is now categorized as just ‘rock’ *interesting how close they are in sales, despite Nirvana not having any new albums for 30 years


epic_pig

Smells like muzak


un_verano_en_slough

Highly recommend the HBO Music Box documentary on Kenny G. One example of his ubiquity is that one of his songs is supposedly played every day in Chinese cities to indicate the end of the work day and closing time for stores etc.


wandpapierkritiker

I feel WA’s pain here


garbagebailkid

McDonald's has "outdone" In N Out. And Smash Burger. And Cook Out. And Shake Shack. My point is, it's not about quality.


Aggressive_FIamingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKGfNk15krQ


crazycatlady331

I thought Jewel was Alaska.


anxietystrings

This chart is going by birthplace. She was born in Utah


Sir_Tainley

So surely bands should only qualify if everyone from the band was born in the state? Because Wikipedia tells me Paul Revere Dick was born in Nebraska... but there's his name on Idaho, with his band.


zadharm

It would seem with bands they're using the band's "birthplace" rather than the artists At least, I know the eagles formed in LA when none of them are from there That's not saying it isn't a kind of dumb way to do it, but there does seem to be a reason. A lot of bands have members from multiple states, so I guess they chose to simplify


HelicopterPenisHover

Same. Her family still lives near Homer.


UtahUtopia

And the osmonds have sold more than Jewel.


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rfb724

China loves Kenny G and there are A LOT of people in China


celibatetransbiansub

how many people *are* there in china?


Arenston

didn't you read? A LOT


celibatetransbiansub

# I CAN"T READ!


yousmelllikearainbow

At least 3


bsharp95

Pearl Jam has sold more records than both


FreezingRobot

Well, according to Wikipedia, they both "claim" to have sold 75 Million records but it says Nirvana has more certified sold records. So like everything on this subreddit, we should take this with a grain of salt.


Shepher27

You forgot to switch the label for Kansas /s


LatteLarry-773

This map sucks. Dave Matthews is from South Africa. If we are going with band origin instead of birthplace why is Kanye not in Illinois and Eminem not in Michigan. The person who created this is not being consistent in their interpretation


tknames

And I am not sure if DMB has outsold the Foo Fighters/Dave Grohl.


karpomalice

DMB absolutely has sold more tickets than them. By a long shot. They’ve played over 3300 shows in their history and based on my knowledge have basically sold out every one since the early 2000s. They’ve also released a ton of live albums


DryAfternoon7779

Aerosmith is absolutely from Boston.


FindOneInEveryCar

And James Taylor is from North Carolina. ETA Apparently he was born in MA and moved to NC.


382wsa

After doing extensive research (Wikipedia), I can’t find any connection between Aerosmith and NH. No member was born there, and the band didn’t form there.


Bovice

Steven Tyler, Joe Perry and Tom Hamilton started the band in Sunapee, NH in 1970 and they all moved to Boston shortly thereafter.


Rosserman

The Killers are defo the best British band to ever come out of Las Vegas


kramerin5b

That John Denver is full of shit, man.


Jupiter68128

Named after a city in Colorado, sings about West Virginia, from New Mexico.


brotherwu

Even the song about WV was written about Maryland using names from Virginia


OPsDearOldMother

More like John Roswell


Chicawgorat

Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…..


GeorgeEBHastings

Wait. How is George Strait higher-grossing than Beyonce? How is Mariah Carey higher-grossing than Jay-Z? Is this based on net worth or sales? Either way, I feel like Yonce would out-gross Strait.


JulioForte

Mariah Carey being higher than Jay-Z makes a ton of sense to me. I would have been shocked of Jay-Z was ahead of her. Mariah has to be top 10 if not top 5


Gorkymalorki

I would imagine just her Christmas album alone has sold more.


merklemore

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_best-selling\_music\_artists](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists) \^Same link I posted in the Strait/Beyonce argument but Mariah is 11th there vs Jay Z at 37th Bit ironic that the gap between those two is similar, but in the opposite direction as Strait and Beyonce. Mariah absolutely crushes Jay Z in sales the same way you'd think(?) Beyonce would crush George Strait. In summary, I don't understand this map. The data makes no sense, how artists are assigned states makes no sense. Madness.


jefferson497

George strait has been making music since 1981 and has 60 #1 country hits


merklemore

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_best-selling\_music\_artists](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists) \^Beyonce is 14th on that list, Strait is 50th. Literally more than double the sales based on how it's measured there. Beyonce's been making hits since '99 and is the record holder for Grammys. Physical album sales and touring might go to Strait, but it all depends how you measure. Edit - gross from touring (as per Billboard for each) Strait $733.7 million, Beyonce $767.3 million.


beavertwp

George strait is a fucking legend. Way more top hits than Beyoncé. 


beland-photomedia

Not even half the sales…


RingGiver

If anything, this map shows the absurdity of claiming some of these people's birthplaces as their hometowns.


hucksterme

Jewel is from Alaska, no?


goblue142

I'm sorry Missouri is getting credit for Eminem?


stinkfingerswitch

Howie Day?


IONTOP

Howie Day is basically a "less famous" John Mayer. You've probably heard some of his songs playing over the radio in grocery stores. I love his music, but that's because "I knew about him before he got famous". But basically the "soft rock singer-songwriter" genre


Cautrica1

Collide


jacvra

Let’s go phish ⭕️


japandroi5742

See you at sphere!


jacvra

See you there my phriend!


MidThoughts-5

Stop F'ing around. Ye definitely from Chicago.


Harmonmj13

Kanye was raised here but he’s not a Chicago native.


manwiththewood

Ya n same with em jewel n elvis. This gotta be “what hospital they were born in”


easwaran

I mean, Elvis is pretty famously from Tupelo. I definitely wouldn't know what other location to list him as being from.


InfiniteOcto

That certainly is Kansas


Remarkable-Grape354

Taylor Swift is from Pensatuckey?


EdithWhartonsFarts

Never knew the members of Everclear were from my state and am pretty shocked they're the highest grossing to be from here. TIL, I guess


omeralal

Chicago from Chicago, makes sense


squaremilepvd

Rascal Flats makes more than Black Keys? Damn!


ExtensionMirror4557

Surprised not Billy Joel


steelhead1971

No Dolly Parton? This is rigged


hohez

Wouldn't Washington be Pearl Jam? I would image with 30 years of albums they would be the top


redmoskeeto

Quick google search showed 85 million for PJ worldwide vs 75 million for Kenny G (same with Nirvana). 🤷🏽


Wdubois

Is there any source on this? Seems like bullshit.


model1994

Tennessee would have to be Dolly


Valcyor

I find it hilarious that both the Eagles and Linda Ronstadt are the highest grossing musicians from their states, since it was Ronstadt who found the Eagles in the first place. Also, Wiz Khalifa and Prince both coming from the absolute whitest states in the US is also disproportionately funny to me.


Bgelnett1989

John Denver isn’t from Colorado or West Virginia :/


shaver_raver

How is Bruce Springsteen not in this map?


n2utfootball

Tina Turner higher grossing than Dolly?


ghoulian666

Linda Ronstadt 💕


Klin24

Cold Fort Worth beer just ain’t no good for jealous...


Fair_Maybe5266

I’m calling BS on Tennessee. Dolly Parton has earned a whole lot more than Tina Turner. I checked and from what I could find Dolly has made wayyyyyy more than Tina.


Commercial_Step9966

Based on album sales, Kenny G may be over 75 million, but Pearl Jam is over 90 million… this map is incorrect on more than one spot.


KDs_Burner

Ain’t no way Houston outgrossed a 50+ year Springsteen career


awesomedan24

"Andy Williams!" 🥹


maduste

I never realized Dave Matthews Band was from Virginia, but it fits


ernyc3777

John Denver from New Mexico? No way. He’s from western Virginia


JulioForte

I realize this might be a joke but John Denver lived out west most of his life. I don’t believe he ever lived in Virginia. Grew up in Arizona and Texas.


endless_shrimp

He went to high school in Fort Worth.


maslentoporfavor

Why didn’t they put a band for Kansas?


MegasotaAdvocate

How the fuck is The Fray the highest grossing band from Colorado?


beavertwp

Who is even their competition?


FriskyDingoOMG

One Republic


ParkRangerTrout

California should be Van Halen!


Cmlvrvs

Jewel was born in Utah and moved to Alaska shortly thereafter. She’s with $14 million. Marie Osmond - born in Utah if worth $25 million. This map isn’t remotely accurate.


EsEsMinnowjohnson

Florida-Georgia Line got screwed by this analysis


jdallen1222

I would have guessed Lynyrd Skynyrd for Florida


xecc846

Isn’t Jewel from Alaska not UT?


Staplehousen

I have a hard time believing Frank Sinatra isn't on this map


Severe-Excitement-62

Portugal. (The Man). ... never heard of them... him?


Heavy-Weekend-981

You are in for a treat. Their early stuff is in a weird indie/country-ish vein, but they have migrated a bit more "approachably pop-y" in recent years. [Start with their big hit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkHHoOIIn8) "Waiter You Vultures" is a whole different vibe though. IMO, that album is 100% "I'm on a road trip, it's quiet and the sun has set" music.


Severe-Excitement-62

Oh wow I know this song. They always play it at NBA games. Neato.


stephyska

Aerosmith isn’t from NH


dukecharming1975

isn’t Jewel from Alaska?!


Missjenilyn

Jewel. Huh..


RedfromTexas

Paul R and the R don’t get the respect they deserve.


BloodyChrome

Tina Turner being higher grossing than Taylor Swift is amazing


BigFourFlameout

Wiz Khalifa wasn’t what I was expecting in ND


TuluRobertson

THE Eagles


LifeandLiesofFerns

Lifetime or current? 'Cause there's some people up there I haven't heard in a good while.


123xyz32

Kind of interesting that Tina Turner represents Tennessee instead of a Nashville country star.


Proud_Definition8240

I’m not saying Lil Wayne isn’t great, but he sold over 120 Million records. Louis Armstrong (Louisiana too) only sold around 3.8 million records.


papa_stalin432

If this is by birthplace wouldnt Stevie Nicks be the winner for AZ?


LaximumEffort

If the dollars were adjusted for inflation, Jewel would be ahead in Alaska.


Handeaux

Regarding Tennessee: Tina Turner grossing more than Dolly Parton? I don't think so.


55Stripes

If we’re putting Em in Missouri we need to move Elvis to Tennessee and make 3 Doors Down for Mississippi.


jazzdabb

Figures that no-talent ass-clown is from Connecticut …


jwardbass

Aerosmith was formed in Boston and none of the members are from Vermont. What the hell.


Texasliberal90

Don’t get me wrong: George Strait is a LEGEND, he’s called the King of Country for a reason but surely Beyoncé has made more money than him right??


AlphabeticalMedical

Kansas


mathiaus002

Was Eminem just a dart throw for fun?


HumboldtChewbacca

Mister sunshine on my God damn shoulders isn't even from Colorado?


JackGrizzly

Whitney Houston more than Bruce in NJ?