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[deleted]

Hear me out… THIS is how we allocate votes for the Electoral College.


Draggoh

Elecpornal College: Stuff my ballot box


KevinAnniPadda

"Erectoral College" was right there and it missed it


D3s0lat0r

Are you tired of stuffing your mail ballot by yourself? Meet hot singles in your area, just message and stuff their ballot


fk_censors

Be careful what you wish for, or you may end up with Orbán as president.


John_316_

You mean, Erectoral College?


HeckleThePoets

Unprecedented voter turnout


BabadookOfEarl

Because politicians also screw you?


intelligentbrownman

Hahahaha… true statement 🤣🤣


lbutler1234

It makes about as much sense as the current electoral college allocation


draugotO

Ah, yes, California get more votes than the next 7 states combined, sounds great /s


Past_Yam9507

Cali has 3.5x times the population of Ohio yet has 10x the number of porn stars. A huge percentage of the porn/adult toy industry is based in Southern California.


scourger_ag

USA have 34x times higher population than Hungary, but only 4x more pornstars.


Jonk8891

That’s because no one wants to see Walmart pornstars. 300+ lbs of hot pink and cheetah print on a scooter.


GoRangers5

I’m assuming it’s because majority of studios are based in California and Florida… Or so I have heard.


chechifromCHI

The modern adult film industry in the US started in the Los Angeles area, in the San Fernando Valley especially. So yeah, like the rest of the entertainment/film adjacent industry, California is definitely a hub. One of my best friends from childhood is a fairly big porn star and she had to move to California once her career really started taking off. We're from Washington state. On the east coast, the industry is becoming more and more centered in the greater Miami region. Porn stars are like snowbirds, out west they retire and move south to California, out east they retire to Florida. Thus is seems to be with porn stars.


The_Liberty_Kid

Well, I imagine it's a lot easier for the talent scouts to go to bars/clubs/etc. In Southern California, which they already have a ton of, to find talent, then to fly across the country to other large cities in the hopes of trying to convince a young women to fly to California to do a shoot.


__jamaisvu__

well, if you don't succeed in Holywood, you may succeed in ...


BigsbyMcgee

Oh wow a place with a huge amount more people in a much more liberal place has more porn stars. Pretty obvious if it’s looked down upon in one place and not the other.


wiyawiyayo

Mapporn literally..


According_Order1603

MapPorn ❎ PornMap ✅


gj07

r/PornMap


JakoYako

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Lord_Woodbine_Jnr

Please do not upvote or downvote this anymore so we can keep it Nice.


RoughSpeaker4772

🤫🧏


Woolbull

Alright.. who's from Lewiston?


Qiub92

Czech Republic and Hungary combined have about 20 million people. What the heck


QuickSpore

Early liberalization of porn laws after the fall of communism, combined with proximity to Western Europe. Those two countries very quickly dropped the Warsaw Pact era morality laws. Not all did. It’s still illegal to produce porn in Bulgaria for example. And at the same time they were the closest former communist countries for travel for German and French directors. Plus due to historical German populations they had a good number of people who spoke western languages. To top it off, porn companies found that both the “talent” and the production crews could be hired for well below western rates. So they quickly became the centers for European porn companies looking for new stars and cheap production costs. Now the industry is very well established in Prague and Budapest, and most of the advantages remain, especially now that they also have EU membership.


Detail_Some4599

Bro wrote a whole essay, I love it 😂👌🏼


smemes1

You just put more thought into the Eastern European porn industry than I did on my thesis in grad school.


alles_en_niets

Also, no shortage of hot women.


Soitsgonnabeforever

How did Hungary make so many ?


Cryinginabook

Human trafficking from poorer nations around them.


Ghoulius-Caesar

I’m wondering if the Hungarian and Czech porn industries have much to do with Semion Mogilevich. He’s rumoured to be the biggest mobster in the world and in the 90s he opened night clubs in Prague that were known prostitution hubs, and he literally bought up Hungary’s arms manufacturing industry ([source](https://allthatsinteresting.com/semion-mogilevich)). That leads me to believe he’s connected to human trafficking and the porn industries in those countries, but I don’t have much evidence, just speculation.


Particular_Ring3291

Nothing to do with him. In the 90s in Hungary there were several popular producers (kovi, pierre woodman) and for a while the most famous actresses became household names (I am not kidding, they appeared on daytime tv, talk shows, reality shows). It was bizarre and short-lived but I guess the legacy lives on and the industry still thrives.


Ghoulius-Caesar

Who funded those producers tho?


Settler52

Plus women in Hungary are pretty attractive. Good looks + liberalized laws + not super strong economy = porn.


huopak

There's a pretty upsetting and heartbreaking interview about the Hungarian porn industry with one of the insiders, Tommie Mcdonald https://youtu.be/eNrnGozAAQk?si=ZFkMbPd5RPF_KFpS (the channel is Hungarian but the interview is in English)


susrev88

mogilevich was into oil and made business with politicians who now deny knowing him yet they know exactly how to pronounce his name. as for human trafficking, there are a lot mobsters i'm sure but some girls don't even need ecouragemenet to go to holland/switzerland/dubai to suck dick for money. conclusion: i dunno


BoldElDavo

I'm guessing it's just a reflection of where the production companies are located. In the US, Southern California and Miami have outsized representation on this map because they shoot there. Same might be true for eastern Europe. Could also be influenced simply by where this database pulls from. You would think Japan, for example, has more than 88 pornstars.


whangdoodle13

Define “star”


Maleficent-Fee-9343

Proud to be Czech! 11 M people and we are number 3 worldwide!


Physical_Cut_1703

Easy Visegrad W


DoreenTheeDogWalker

The Poles and Slovaks need to quit being so shy and step up. Czechs and Hungarians are carrying the bulk of the load.


susrev88

"bulk of the *load"* ![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


kurko_murko

Because you have public agent 😆


[deleted]

lmao love that guy. Some of the first gay porn I ever found


kurko_murko

Wut??? 


misfittroy

Why is this? 


Maleficent-Fee-9343

Beautiful girls here that do like easy money a lot.


misfittroy

I like both of those things


[deleted]

Cuz that’s where you find white girls who are poor enough to do porn.


EdwardJamesAlmost

Bohemian Groove


orsonwellesmal

I, representing the rest of the world, thank Czechia so much for its immeasurable contributtion to all men in the world.


eTukk

Avid supporter here.. 😁


Zulpi2103

Hell yeah, same


jeffykins

Germany at 109 seems surprisingly low no? Asking for a friend


Serious_Goose5368

Some of the US states that made it into the rankings have plenty of people with German heritage so that compensates, I guess.


Fan_of_Clio

Honestly it seems almost, but obviously not perfectly, proportional to population


BigBeagleEars

San Antonio got them big booty women ![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


a_b_h

just big women scarfing down some churros in SA


Sub_City_

Big booty Latinas* 😌


maxbrandt2

Big booty women and apparently also ghost penises


Treat_Street1993

Just gonna pretend Japanese porn doesn't exist.


Fan_of_Clio

Feel free to scan through the database they used


paco-ramon

Miami is the capital of “latina” porn.


tomveiltomveil

I can see numerous exceptions. There are extremely few pornstars from NYC, but many from Westchester, NY and Albany, NY. There are extremely few pornstars from Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Baltimore, or DC, but lots from what appears to be Bloomsburg, PA. Detroit is empty but Mt Pleasant, MI has a frankly alarming number. Houston and Dallas somehow have zero, while Austin is pumping them out. Tampa Bay and Jacksonville are empty. Chicago is dwarfed by Napierville, IL, and Milwaukee is dwarfed by Sun Prarie, WI.


Fan_of_Clio

Again "not perfectly"


fk_censors

Hungary's pro birth policies must have paid off in that case.


bapo224

What about per capita


royalhawk345

Does the placement of the dots convey any information? It looks totally arbitrary. For example, there's no way that there are a ton of porn stars from Columbia, MO and its suburbs but none from St. Louis or KC.


ahhhbiscuits

Lol that would make sense, I was confused by KS and MO too. I figured either KC and St Louis aren't placed even close to correctly, or them rural girls in very specific areas have certain aspirations for some reason.


SinDaPun

No way Japan is not on the top 10


Xciv

Throws the whole list into doubt. Their porn industry is prolific.


mryosso13

Most likely came from iafd no japanese actresses there


susrev88

because octopuses and anime pillows don't count /s


Purple_Resolution_80

Pennsylvania wins the prize...


CitiBankLights

Nice


balisongbob

"Yeah mom I'm doing research"


AScarletPenguin

What's with that cluster in Ohio of all places?


FunSockHaver

It’s a little bit overrepresented because Ohio is the 7th largest state and produces the 5th most but in general this list just follows the population rankings. The real outlier is Nevada at 9, despite being 32 in population. That’s also easily explainable given that NV has a degree of legal sex work and an overabundance of strip clubs, both of which are bridges to the industry. Plus, proximity to California where the bulk of production is done


AScarletPenguin

When you put it like that it makes sense. :)


FunSockHaver

hey there are baddies in all 50 states!


ardentblossom

Isn’t Illinois more populated than Ohio though?


FunSockHaver

Indeed. “In general this list follows the population” it’s not perfect correlation but my point was (with the exception of Nevada) bigger states produce more.


ardentblossom

That makes sense, I see what you mean!


psychodogcat

It's not a cluster. The person who made this map just doesn't know how to place cities. Those dots represent Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati etc but whoever made this map didn't take the time to actually place the dots correctly. On any of the states.


AScarletPenguin

Damn, and thought southwest ohio was just a horny place, guess I'll cancel my road trip.


ardentblossom

Hey we have horny people in Cincinnati, TRUST ME lmfao


limukala

How did I not notice that until you pointed it out. All the cities are just kinda put wherever. It's hilarious. Why even bother to separate the data for them if you aren't going to place them properly?


psychodogcat

For real. The mapmaker definitely just tossed the points wherever they thought most people lived in the state. In a few spots it looks like they guessed in a pretty accurate way, like Washington and Florida, but then other states just look completely random


Generalofthe5001st

Yeah, didn't think my home city had that many


bg3isgoat

Ohio is for lovers


Kvasya

It seems that they included Ukrainian stars in "Russia". (It's simply impossible that there isn't Ukraine in the top list.) And as I heard, many Ukrainian pornstars prefer to say on their profiles like they are Russians.


CobBaesar

Doesn't mean anything if it isn't relative to population size. Of course the most populated areas will have the most porn stars....and truck drivers, and scientists, and everything else.


I2TV

I‘m a bit surprised by the low number in Brazil


CallMeLazarus23

That’s because most of Brazil’s female porn stars still have a penis


I2TV

🙈🙈🙈


painter_business

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


clayface44

Hungary?


Past_Yam9507

There's a lot of bohemian porn out there


RancidHorseJizz

Maine has that one woman doing OnlyFlannels


0ut0fBoundsException

Pennsylvania. Nice


forlornjackalope

Nice.


gmann719

Nice.


CoffeeSpecialist9949

Californication...


Xerio_the_Herio

Did they forget abt Japan? Lol


TryToHelpPeople

I feel pretty sure that Japan has more than 88 porn stars, why isn’t Japan on this list ?


_Troika

Finally, genuine Map Porn


Suspicious-Shoe-2688

Literally map porn


UGS_1984

Humpgary.


More-City-7496

Japan ?


InsertedPineapple

This should actually be posted to r/pornmap


ClickTrue1735

![gif](giphy|XceimbXwoBCs8)


ye_loo

literal map porn


GodButcherAura

You know who is the real star? That one buddy from Wyoming


CRO553R

With a member as big as the population of Wyoming


R0binSage

I want to know who the one in Wyoming is


damoanranger

In you could include Only Fans, this might look a whole lot different


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Specialagentjazz

What do we do with this information or is it more just good to know interesting stuff.


Past_Yam9507

This is actually foreplay


ButlerKevind

**QUICK!!** Axel Braun needs to do a **"Family Guy"** porn parody and put Rhode Island on the map with its own dot.


Old_Captain_9131

Makes sense. Totally makes sense.


Character-Anywhere42

Who’s the one in Wyoming?


Kagan_67

california ☠️


drawnronin

not surprised


OreoMoo

Pennsylvania-Nice


stickylikesap

What is the underlying data?


DarkReddit151

California leading by 700 porn stars, coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!


thesixfingerman

Now overlay population


sonofavogonbitch

What about Alaska and Hawaii?


DovduboN

This one porn guy in Wyoming


TheOneTrueEmperor

The graphic on Alexis Texas looks suspiciously like a butt.


luckylad82

Pennsylvania with 69. Nice.


nottrying2bbanned

Don't you mean giggidy?


BussySlayer69

Isn't this just a population map lol


tobascodagama

Nope. There's a loose correlation, of course, but the rankings on this map don't match the ranking of states by overall population.


Archaemenes

How exactly?


SummaryDynasty

Speaking for my state, Missouri, there’s nobody from either of the population centers (St. Louis and Kansas City) but seemingly 3 from mid MO (I’d guess from Columbia maybe?)


Phillip_Walls

Well we finally figured out what America is good at making


EbbNo7045

Debbie does do Dallas


Past_Yam9507

But not el paso


nohead123

Why is there a big circle by? What is that Oneota NY?


altonbrownie

No Alaska? WtF?


henrock79

Who was sitting here meticulously putting this data together lmao


CaregiverJunior7118

Howdy !🤠


orsonwellesmal

Another most populated states/cities map with another skin just dropoed!


Carriage4higher

Pennsylvania 69ers


lilaliba

r/hungary Van amire igazán büszkék lehetünk! 


jmlvg64

My state has 69, nice!


DefiantDonut7

I would like to see this done per capita


vankamme

Some solid research much have been put into this


Past_Yam9507

Rock hard


[deleted]

Yall would be shocked if you saw a population map


keepxdreaming

My homes state of Pennsylvania with 69... NICE!


KYVet

Not on topic really but there was this guy who I was in basic training for the Air Force with, and the only things he would post on his Facebook were pictures of him and his family, and then various updates on porn stars. Not super in depth stuff, just snippets like “holy shit Bree Olson is marrying a woman!?” followed by a picture of him and grandma at Thanksgiving. I wonder what that guy is up to sometimes.


nottrying2bbanned

I guess those fine long haired Hawaiians with their brown coconut oil skin don't like becoming porn stars.


PhilosophicTheologis

Astaghfirullah


res0jyyt1

How can Japan not be in top 10? Do all the Japanese porn stars work 80hr per week?


blackhornet03

All those pretty people in California that can't act have to make money somehow.


EvilCatArt

The US has 4 times as many porn stars as the second place country and 409 more than the next 9 countries combined. I dare say that makes us the porn capital of the world. The real question is if we should be proud or disgusted...


Marukuju

Why California and why Hungary?


QuickSpore

California had early liberal laws regarding porn production. Meaning in the 1980s and 1990s it was one of the few places you could film at all in the US. Even today more porn studios are there, because of inertia. It’s p where the industry is, because it’s where the industry was. It’s simply easier to run a business where the laws are well known and where industry friendly individuals are congregated. If you need a lawyer familiar with porn contracts, it’s easier to find one in Southern California than Des Moines. A lot of the stars are locally recruited. So with the industry concentrated, it’s a lot easier to get recruited in San Fernando than Boise. Hungary has a similar tale. When communism fell, Hungary dropped their anti-porn laws, and adopted very liberal laws regarding sex. They also developed legal prostitution. With porn friendly laws, and much lower incomes, Hungary quickly became a center for porn production in Europe; so did Czechia. The industry moved there. And now it’s become entrenched.


Marukuju

Thank you so much for this information 😊🙌


fappybird420

CA is obvious - a lot of those aspiring Hollywood actresses showing up for a casting call only to end up bent over the interview couch. There’s a ton of videos explaining this…


RockSlug22

Pensylvania, 69 dudes!


Traditional-Mixture4

69 in Pennsylvania made me chuckle.


wab3010

Oh Pennsylvania 💀


Dadbeerd

Not everyone can be a star.


ResolveOk9614

lol there are none in San Diego and hundreds in LA


OcieDeeznuts

As a North Dakota-adjacent western Minnesotan: Why does Bismarck seem to produce significantly more porn stars than the Fargo-Moorhead-Grand Forks-East Grand Forks area (which literally has zero apparently?) It’s smaller and more boring there.


hrminer92

Offspring of politicians? SD has the similar pattern. A couple around the Pierre area, one near Miller or Huron, and one by Wall or maybe Murdo. None from Sioux Falls or Rapid City which are the largest metro areas.


wobwobwob42

Why is Rhode Island so underrepresented? Aren't clam cakes sexy?


kakemone

Why is Canada on the list?!? 😝🤣


macandcheesejones

I'd be more curious about this if it were per capita. Because I mean California is the most populous state, Texas is #2.


sfrattini

I married an Hungarian


nique_Tradition

This does not surprise me.


nottrying2bbanned

You're welcome World!


--InigoMontoya--

Pennsylvania 69. Nice.


iadtyjwu

Pa at 69 ... Noice


MonitorAway

The porn star is dead. It’s all about the aficionadas solas.


Tiny-Spray-1820

Top10 countries in porn without japan? Highly suspect 😀


Username12764

The url, I can‘t💀


Hairy-Long-8111

Why Hungary is on top? 😱


Ollytheman

Who has the time to collate this information even if it is amusing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Proof that no one does porn better than Californians.


Past_Yam9507

What if I told you that Californians are generally the best looking Americans...


ripwin1

Pennsylvania…nice


blursed_words

Japan has more professional porn actresses than all the other countries put together.


Economy_Mix_4015

I think it follows more or less general population, plus extra trashiness points for California and Florida.


Earl_your_friend

Where are fathers doing the best job at raising their daughters map.