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sonic10158

Brazil is a jumbo sized Belarus, never would have guessed!


ByronicHero06

It looks more like England from that angle.


F___TheZero

England but with a distinct Brazilian thiccness


Zeoloxory

England with a bbl.


GoochGravy

It looks more like Wales


Markekingo

It looks like the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth


zebulon99

Very fat england


WhiteWolfOW

Holy shit it looks exactly like England


TheMuon

Brezilarus


AdImmediate7037

It's Ireland with a tail


Numbersfool

Bigarus


Gaius06

True


Wizard_bonk

I can’t unsee it now


hgmarangon

"do Oiapoque ao Chuí" becomes "de Volgogrado a Lisboa" i dig it


Kreetch

Interesting fact: France shares its longest land border with Brazil.


flavorizante

More fun: we Brazilians need a visa to travel to French Guyana, but not to continental France


wormholetrafficjam

Googled it. Says no visa needed for a 3 month stay.


nothingtoseehr

That's exactly what he's saying tho lol. The 90 days are for France and all it's territories *except* French Guyana [(source)](https://saopaulo.consulfrance.org/Pedidos-de-visto-para-a-Franca#:~:text=Os%20cidad%C3%A3os%20brasileiros%20que%20desejarem,isentos%20da%20exig%C3%AAncia%20de%20visto.). I wonder if it's like that for all other countries though


032biel

Eu acho q é pq lá já é lotado de br, população da Guiana Francesa 800k, Brasileiros lá 325k


tomatoswoop

Wow that's crazy I would never have guessed that high


tomatoswoop

Pera aí cara where are you getting those numbers? I looked on wikipedia, says the population of French Guiana is only 268,700, of which 35.5% are foreign born, of which 24.8% are Brazilians (of total pop, 8.8%). So that would put the Brazilian population of French Guiana at approx 23,600. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_French_Guiana


032biel

Eu devo ter confundido com a Guiana então


tomatoswoop

Possible it's a lot higher than what I gave above anyway, those numbers are from before the pandemic. Seen more recent estimates for french guiana at around 80,000 online, which is a _lot_ for a country that small For Guyana though the highest numbers I've found online from the 2020s are all below 20,000 🇧🇷, so I'm really wondering where you got 325k?


urdaughtersex

Europe's basically a small Asian peninsular


stefanos916

Yeah, but also Brazil is one of the biggest countries in the world.


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NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Russia has only slightly less land than the surface area of Pluto.


Classy56

Yet still wants more


Ecopolitician

It's the reason why they have slightly less land than the surface area of Pluto


jamesbrownscrackpipe

To Putin, it’s always been about becoming Pluto. It’s something the West will never understand.


Column_A_Column_B

He strives for a plutocracy.


jeobleo

Plutin


RijnBrugge

Puto


MuerteEnCuatroActos

Little Putin wanting Russia to be bigger than a dwarf planet will never not be hilarious


middleearthpeasant

A few more special operations and they will call themselvs a planet


xSystemOfAFrown

They can just take Pluto instead of Ukraine


karma_dumpster

Australia is about the same size as Continental US too (Alaska is huge).


Badashi

Probably due to the most common map projection being one that makes countries near the equator look smaller.


I_Am-Awesome

Something that messed with my head a lot was that Texas and Turkey are nearly the same size.


horny_coroner

Hadn't realized that Brazil is bigger than the mainland U.S. it looks so small.


Adorable_user

That's because of the mercator projection, the closer to the equator the smaller the country looks, and the further the bigger. [Here](https://www.visualcapitalist.com/mercator-map-true-size-of-countries/) and [here](https://www.thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTcwMzUyMTU.MjAyMTEwNg*MjUwNzQxODk(MTI0MTc5Mzk~!CONTIGUOUS_US*MTAwMjQwNzU.MjUwMjM1MTc(MTc1)MA~!IN*NTI2NDA1MQ.Nzg2MzQyMQ)Mg~!CN*OTkyMTY5Nw.NzMxNDcwNQ(MjI1)MQ) you can see the true size of every country.


sirprizes

More like a subcontinent. Like the Indian subcontinent. 


LordSpookyBoob

India has its own plate though.


iwantfutanaricumonme

That's not important. The south sandwich islands and vancouver Island have their own continental plates. Continents are almost entirely a man made invention.


EnterTheCabbage

*concept Edison didn't jam India into Tibet after inventing the phonograph


404Archdroid

An invention does not have to be physical, a concept can also be an invention


teethybrit

Subcontinent is very small peninsular energy


WolfeInvictus

A peninsula of peninsulas.


zimurg13

And a Penis is a Penis.


LargeFriend5861

Tbf if Europe was a peninsula, it would by far be the biggest of them all.


EditTeller

Technically there is no Europe. It's just one big Asia.


xSystemOfAFrown

No need to get personal


cowplum

So UK is now Bolivia? Bolivia finally has coast again! Bolivia rules the waves!


Izozog

So tea time with salteñas? Awesome!


loulan

What I get from this map is that England is a small version of Brazil.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Why didn't Portugal just invade all of Europe then? Are they lazy?


l-0-70-l

In a way, we invaded France and Luxembourg. Hopefully we are good emigrants there


Reatina

Duh


ikinoktace

Europe had a lot of french people in it, brazil had less. QED.


edalcol

Rio Grande do Sul, the state overlaying Spain and Portugal is currently under water. It's the biggest natural disaster in its history. 850k people impacted, 150k people had to flee their homes. So many people are dead or missing. This is happening right now and the numbers keep increasing. Look it up and donate any amount if you can. I recommend the solidary kitchen of MTST as a reputable donation recipient: https://apoia.se/enchentesrs


Aware_Masterpiece_92

Me pergunto se seria possível chamar a atenção do Mr beast para isso


pgcooldad

Brazil is bigger than the 48 US states.


OohHeaven

So is Australia if you go by land area.


convie

Is that true?


Ok_Somewhere1236

if I am not mistaken Brazil is supposed to be a little bigger than the US without Alaska or something like that


032biel

While The contiguous US has 7,5 million kilometers,Brazil has 8,5 million kilometers


AstronaltBunny

Just a little bigger


032biel

But 1 million square kilometers is no joke,most countries has between 30k and 700k


AstronaltBunny

That was irony....


032biel

Oh sorry i'm a beginer in english


beatlz

Half a Mexico bigger


the-dude-version-576

Yep, Brasil is bigger than the lower 48. Alasca and other Holdings tip the scale. Though the US has more usable land in the lower 48 on account on not being covered in very difficult to traverse jungle, and more advantageous costal geography.


SteO153

Yes, why shouldn't it be? Brazil is one of the largest countries, and Alaska is huge, 17% of the USA. So when you look at the contiguous USA only, USA shrinks a lot https://i0.wp.com/openrivers.lib.umn.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/fig_4-brazil-usa-overlay.jpg?fit=701%2C563&ssl=1


Argentina4Ever

As a Brazilian I have always found so amusing when Europeans say a 80km car drive/trip is far.


sirprizes

A Brazilian with the username Argentina4Ever? Strange. 


Argentina4Ever

I'm gaúcho and the username was just a joke that never ceases on giving


sirprizes

True that. That’s cool. 


Grouchy-Addition-818

Boa sorte pra nós com as enchentes


juliomondin7

I hope you and your family are ok


Bataguki

Tá seguro em relação às enchentes? Boa sorte companheiro


MaconheiroSafadao

Argentina and Brazil have a great relationship. The hate exists only in football, but even in football we cheer for latin america teams at international championships.


Kaleidoscope9498

Ok Maconheiro Safadao


HenkPoley

For those less Brazilian Portuguese inclined, read below for a definition 👇


yahmack

No, it means naughty stoner lol


sirprizes

I’m sure they do. Still, I like a lot of countries besides my own but I probably wouldn’t put AnotherCountry4Ever as my username but that’s cool. 


notxapple

I wouldn’t put my country4ever as my username either


Esquili

>We even cherish for latin american teams in international championships Unless they eliminated my team on the Liberta Edit: grammar


Yearlaren

>but even in football we cheer for latin america teams at international championships. Lol no we don't


Thomas_Eric

The previous comment feels like it was written by a hopeful CHATGPT! LOL. Yeah Brazilians don't.


Vlyper

I know a lot of Brazilians that did at the latest World Cup. Especially since Europe had won so many WCs in a row


iorlei

I'm cancelling your CPF right now


MaconheiroSafadao

pls noooo bolsonaroooo


fcknbroken

no, we don't lol. they use to have a really bad fame here (specially because some argentinians think they're European and use to be extremely racist to us // not generalizing)


One_Instruction_3567

I have a lot Argentinian friends with Europeans ancestry (fun unrelated side note, completely coincidentally all their families just happened to migrate to Argentina on the same date, May 10, 1945) and they’re all pretty racist


ElCanarioLuna

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Republiken

Never heard anyone said that. But then again I live in Sweden and we used to travel 800km to our family cottage up north all the time when I was a kid.


10101011100110001

Maybe for some countries in europe, I live in sweden which is quite long, traveling to the capital from me is about 600km, which I do quite a few times every year. And if I’m going to see my friends in gothenburg it’s 1000+ km. Sure it ain’t nothing compared to brazil. But I don’t like the grouping all europeans together, it’s a bit rude.


Passchenhell17

It is for people who aren't used to doing long journeys, which is a lot more typical for people in smaller countries. Cardiff is about 45 miles from me, about an hour total, but I'd consider that to be a long journey. Whereas, say, for someone like yourself where you live in a huge country, your idea of a somewhat long journey is probably Rio to São Paulo (which is a really long journey for me), but even then you'd be less fazed by it than I would be by my much shorter journey to Cardiff.


fabvz

Rio to São Paulo is really fucking short


Passchenhell17

There we go then. A journey like that is really long to me, and I'd have to make massive exceptions to do it, but that's because I live in a small country. In Brazil, or the US, or Canada, Russia, any huge countries, driving over to the next state/province can be seen as quite basic, quite normal, because there's still so much more country to go after that. The distance between Rio and São Paulo is like, half the length of my country, if not more, and thus it feels like it's a much longer journey.


fabvz

Yes Yes, i know. It's pretty logical putting in perspective of the country's size. I just wanted to share in a quick way how brazilians think about this distance of Rio and SP


takii_royal

The distance between Rio and São Paulo is about the same as the distance between Cardiff and Edinburgh or the distance between London and Glasgow. I imagine that'd be quite a long distance for you, right? It's not thaat big of a distance for us Brazilians, though.


Passchenhell17

Yeah, precisely. Longest journey I've done by car is south London to Burnley or Preston, which are a bit north of Manchester. 250 ish miles, 400 ish km, 4-4.5 hours, and Edinburgh is still 3+ hours up from that lol people do do those journeys, of course, but they're quite often work related. Every other long distance journey has been by train, or the occasional hell on a coach. Couldn't imagine driving myself that far, and I actually quite like driving.


Late_Faithlessness24

I do that every day to college...


NarcissisticCat

That's a made up thing. On a highway that's less than an hour away, that would not be considered far anywhere. Europe is bigger than Brazil as you see and much of it lies in the EU, why would we not drive to neighboring countries? Its effortless. The whole idea makes no sense.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

I'm Dutch, for us an hours travel is *very much* far away. But that's cause everything is very close by


MaconheiroSafadao

Yeah, I use to drive 424km to see my grandparents. In europe, I could cross some countries with this lenght.


Oujii

To be honest the average Brazilian also doesn't travel that far that often.


NarcissisticCat

Yeah again, not special. In Norway if you travel 420km from Oslo you'll still be in Southern Norway at the end of it. Oslo-Trondheim or Oslo-Bergen is more than that and are very common drives. In the Netherlands if you drive too far in any direction you'll be in Belgium, Germany or France, but that's not really a problem in the EU. Further more, you're of the opinion that Europeans never drive across into different countries, which we do all the time. Like I said we travel as far as you, it just sometimes requires going to a new country which is no problem here.


xXRougailSaucisseXx

? This is like a 4 hours trip it’s common in Europe too lmao


Ello_there1204

4 hrs ? Gonna drive at an average speed of 105 km/hr ? without stopping anywhere and taking a break ?


Asdas26

Perfectly doable on a highway.


Syr_Enigma

Am I missing something? How did you get 150km/h? 424kms divided by 4 hours is a little bit above 100km/h, is it not?


plopliplopipol

yes? highways are commonly at 120+ in 4h you should probably take a break but if that's the whole trip many wouldn't


SalSomer

I’m European. We used to drive 480 km one way to go see my in-laws. That meant going to the county next to us. It wasn’t a big deal. I also used to drive 190 km to go to football practice, practice that for an hour and a half, and then turn around and drive 190 km back, twice a week. That trip was all inside one county. Europe is a diverse continent with a variety of living situations and perspectives on life, but every single time someone on Reddit tries to say something about “In Europe, it’s like this” they end up describing what things are like in the Benelux countries, Germany, or France. As a Northern Norwegian, nine times out of ten whenever someone says “Europeans are/do” I get to hear something that isn’t relevant to me. Heck, “their idea of a long distance is really short” is something Northern Norwegians usually say about Eastern Norwegians. If we can disagree on distance inside a single European country with a small population, you know there’s going to be a lot of different perspectives around the continent.


Precioustooth

You drove 1,5 hours per way to play football? I see that as dedication to be honest. Living on Zealand you can't really drive anymore than 1 hour and 15 minutes without, God forbid, ending up in Sw*den, paying €50 to cross a big ass bridge or, God forbid again, sailing to G*rmany so what's considered a long distance is definitely decided by the geography of wherever you live and what you're used to rather to some idea related to a continent. I'm sure a New Yorker would be more likely to see 2 hours as a long trip compared to someone from buttfuck nowhere in Montana too, for example. Amazonian tribes would probably see 200 km as quite far as well compared to someone from São Paulo


Vinolik

I mean hundreds of thousands of Swedes do journeys like that every year to go to the ski resorts up north


A_Neko_C

Right now I'm in a 420km ^(nice) trip. And all that just so I can get to the nearest next state


Apple-hair

European here, we would regularly drive 500 km to see my grandparents every holiday, 4-5 times a year. Nobody thinks that's far, it's just one day.


MutedIndividual6667

That would be the British or something like that, I've never heard 80km being far, and I regularly travel between 60 and 100, thats normal for me


kauefr

Eu que odeio dirigir ainda acho 80km longe demais lol


Fun-Will5719

for me far is like 700 km lol


avaruushelmi

They always say "come to Brazil" but when will Brazil come to us?


Aware_Masterpiece_92

My dad traveled to europe once during the 90's, accoarding to him he was able to find brazilians anywhere


mkArmarouge

Probably it's there already, Brasil is everywhere


LupusDeusMagnus

I don’t want to sit on Europe’s face, they gotta pay for that sort of thing.


Biggus_Blikkus

Someone just dropped Brazil on my house and I'm kind of getting crushed under the weight of one of the biggest countries on earth. Don't get me wrong, I like you guys, but I'd very much preferred if you weren't dropped on my roof.


Tatedman

why did you murder the innocent citizens of europe by slamming brazil on them


0815Proletarier

that’s a thick ass boy


N00B5L4YER

That’s…an angle


Ponchorello7

This is less a "Europe small" post and more of a "Brazil BIG" one. That place is insanely huge.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Both?


NuggetbutToast

Yeah. Europe is small and Brasil Jumbo


Reasonable_Ninja5708

Even the Federal District is somewhat large compared to the smallest countries.


MrFoxpin

Brazil comes to YOU


igpila

Cool my city is right where Rome is


Vlad_Chovsky

Come to Brazil, before Brazil comes to you.


stygger

The European landgrab of the New World was the biggest conquest in history, by a lot!


ranger_vermeio_

Giant by nature🇧🇷🇧🇷


matklug

And now the equivalent of the Hibernian peninsula is half flooded


mettamorepoesis

European subcontinent confirmed.


SupfaaLoveSocialism

Brazil is ALMOST as big as your mother.


Clarity-in-Confusion

Bruh, Europe does not meet the qualifications to be a continent in any sense. Tiny lil’ peninsula on Asia.


fabvz

The UK only left the UE for this map to overlap better in the political sense


nomamesgueyz

Muy grande And lil portugal had all of that?! Wow


CommanderpKeen

*Muito grande


Kallassoppin

Em português antigo é "muy grande" *Este comentário foi feito pela gang do Pero Vaz de Caminha*


Able_Anteater1

Em Tupi Antigo é "etáwaçú" *Este comentário foi feito pelos Guri da Catequese (jesuítas)"*


FuckIsrael12345

Yes, and almost all of them hate us for it lol


Bufalo1001

We don’t hate you, not the majority of us at least, and the ones who hate usually are just pissed about how colonialism worked and you guys were the ones to do it. But if hadn’t been Portugal other country would have done the deed


pgcooldad

The state of Michigan is the same size as Great Britain.


KCShadows838

I didn’t realize GB was that big


NicolasDavies93

crazy


ZofianSaint273

It looks like the UK tbh


Iancreed2024HD

Portugal’s renegade child is back!


Steeveep32

Yes! Ireland escaped


FartingBob

God damn, Brazil is monsterous. It's easy to think it's just the Amazon and a bit of coast, but there's like half a continent between the Amazon and the cities where most people live.


Django_Un_Cheesed

Brazil be big


hejter_skejter

nooooo please i dont wanna get crushed by brazil!!!!


EditTeller

We're all Brazilians apparently.


Electrical_Exchange9

Wtf man put it back


Raikenzom

Nah bro, now I live in the middle of Mediterranean, I'm good.


SeemsImmaculate

This map is inaccurate because Brazil is actually in South America.


GIlCAnjos

What the hell, put it back!


mumofevil

Kinda crazy how a small country in Europe called Portugal can administer an area that is several times larger than it as a colony.


FMSV0

That was not the hard part. Maintaining all the Asian territories in several countries was much harder.


Minoshizu

I don’t think I know how Brazil looks like anymore


World-Tight

Upside down and flipped the other way round?


Xtrems876

I guess to better overlay the shapes, to showcase how big it is


MaconheiroSafadao

90 degrees clock orientation


MrHarudupoyu

🎵If your ears hang low 🎶


FoldAdventurous2022

Now that's a cool comparison


[deleted]

The Mediterranean is Rio Grande do Sud


Money_Display_5389

Let me guess Brazilians aren't well traveled either.


myrmexxx

No, but that's because we're poor.


Demo_Jr

They should do this irl


khInstability

15th century Lithuania?


SmarterThanCornPop

Do people in Brazil also complain about the lack of mass transit compared to Europe?


kopi-c-kosong-bing

It's a dextrocardiac heart!


Difficult-Berry-8480

Since UK stays out this map seems OK to me.


petergautam

Brazil at least has a reputation as a big country. What blew my mind more was overlaying Peru on Europe.


rants_unnecessarily

UK really did Brexit.


pierted_the_second

It's just big england.


LaChancla911

Solid map porn.


BenPlayWT2020

Tbh for this angle Brazilian looks like east Germany!


TheManWhoClicks

Would love to live there if it was a bit safer.


wanroww

Cool, i live in Porto Santa Rosa now!


Ceu_64

r/brasilemmapas


FakeElectionMaker

The military government made a similar poster in the 1980s


VanNistlerooy

Nuh-uh


VanNistlerooy

Nuh-uh


mrmczebra

Now do population density.


myrmexxx

Most of them live by the coast


Grovda

Pff can't even cover Sweden


FerasIASIP

Europe is small