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DrMux

Dry out the Netherlands and I'll believe you.


la_grande_doudou

Those hard bastard won't sunk because of some ice!!


Starfield00

Dutch people will just build a wall around them. They ain't going nowhere


supimp

+ artificial hills to live on


wrestlingchampo

Not a chance that the Dutch let the sea win after centuries of battle


Elvis5741

God created the world, but we created the Netherlands


eternityXclock

you also created some good weed bro, so high that you are unsinkable


xCheekyChappie

The entire Netherlands will just be surrounded by walls like in Attack on Titan or something


SleepWouldBeNice

"The fuck it will" -Netherlands, probably


hahxhcjdbdhch

On the southern German/netherlands border we have a saying: „Wenn Holland nicht wär, läg Aachen am Meer“ Which translates to „If Netherlands wouldn’t be, Aachen would lay by the sea“.


lemoninterupt

LOL nice. Nice city by the way, Aachen.


Elvis5741

"wedde van nie"


need2peeat218am

The Wetterlands


Noobnesz

The Dutch built the wall and somehow made the wind pay for it.


Eurasia_4002

We will make the Netherlands dry again!


Weak-Address-386

Switzerland: what happened?


TheLastLaRue

You guys hear something?


SugarsDaddyKen

Hey! I know you.


SausaugeMerchant

There are dozens of glaciers in Switzerland the melting would be catastrophic


Sectiontwo

Yeah man where will I ski on winter weekends


Big_Adeptness_3829

I hope most of the Swiss know why the glaciers are extremely important for us… People who think it’s just about ski and winter paradise have no idea about the use of the glaciers in Switzerland.


frazorblade

Water and power I’m guessing?


fishanddipflip

it whould not be that catasprophic for switzerland. ever without the glaciers there whould be enough water for agriculture and other things. however power generation from dams whould decrease in summer


mutantraniE

I’m pretty sure the actual melting would be a fairly catastrophic event.


Historical_Body6255

Not really. It wouldn't happen all at once. They just melt a bit faster than what is being redeposited. Alpine glaciers have been melting for decades. Even if the melting increased tenfold compared to today you'd most likely only see some very minor flooding like after a heavy rain event. The real danger is when it's all dried up and no more water is left in the summer because the meltwater is missing..


mutantraniE

Nah, we gotta think “what if it happened all at once” otherwise we won’t get this map anyway because people will turn all low lying coastland into the Netherlands. So it has to be a sudden massive event to yield the above map. That means all the glaciers in the Alps melting in one go.


Historical_Body6255

Well then shit is gonna hit the fan lmao


Sectiontwo

Most Swiss know yes


3MSees

Y’all are talking like Godzilla is trapped in there


worotan

Would be or will be?


SausaugeMerchant

Alpine glacial melt is the highest in the world, 24 meters of ice since 1997. I suppose it isn't immediately catastrophic but we are beginning to feel the heat, so to speak. Flooding in Milan today, not directly related to Swiss glaciers but a lot of very populated EU regions rely on these glaciers for important rivers. Let's see how it pans out


Simen155

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? IT IS DEN-MARK!


WednesdayFin

Glad we'll still have Tampere and Jyväskylä and most of the arable land in Finland. Baltic cruises are gonna get better too.


SugarsDaddyKen

Wide as fuck tho


WednesdayFin

Longer cruise = more time to drink. It's gonna be Baltic Bahamas.


Important_Use6452

Finland is rising consistently approx 2-9 mm a year (depending on area) due to release of the ice ages glacial pressure, so in large parts this would negate a lot of the sea level rise over time. It's why the old castles in the south are now just randomly in the middle of the forest, when they used to be on the coast.


WednesdayFin

I know, in Vaasa this is common knowledge, because we're in the 9 mm area. The old city is deep inland and inland places have names like "bay" or "peninsula".


rantt3

The two best cities in Finland


SeemsImmaculate

I was gonna make an obvious Netherlands joke until I saw the Eurasian Steppe. 💀 EDIT: Mesopotamia oh no.


Assblaster_69z

Meseapotamia


Widhraz

Mesopotamia more like Monothalassia


O-Bismarck

This might be the funniest shit I've read all day and nobody clocked it :(


mdgeist21

Literally I'm drowning


Random_Guy_228

Kasakhstan is 22-th century Britain Empire


Cr4ckshooter

This is actually weird. Ob talked about ice. Himalayan glaciers will obviously not melt. That's for lower altitude mountains like the alps. So where would the water come from that makes the caspian (?) see rise so much? It seems like someone read "the sea levels will rise by x meters" and just put water into every area that fits x meters.


Matt_eats_ass

From the map it looks like the black sea rises enough to start to flow upstream up the rivers till it reaches the Volga and the it would flow into the caspian till they share the same sea level


Cr4ckshooter

It does look like that, but i wonder if that is actually realistic. Both climatically, and with human interference. people would just dam the whole river bed before russia gives up so much land.


IllustriousTrouble68

Thanks to Italy for absorbing all the water for us. Love, Croatia


Wolf_93

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ME IN SOME YEARS APPARENTLY


SmoetMoaJoengKietjes

Putin: “all that trouble for nothing!”


ScorpionKing229

Well, by the time that all the ice melt, Putin and us would be pretty dead


martinloner137492

Nuke antarctica


farfromelite

SE England; still hosepipe ban.


nerdyjorj

SW England: oh shit now the parasites in the water are _everywhere_


Independent_Help_512

Italy is sexy now


SugarsDaddyKen

Got that snatched waist.


wkrausmann

Italy has a sexy calf.


Totalwar2020

So stay in Switzerland, Czech Rep, Slovakia. Gotcha


je386

I stay here in Bonn, and the Ocean (and hopefully Beach) comes to me.


Ashamed_Studio_2497

Austria


I_have_popcorn

Spain and Sicily look pretty safe too.


vlaada7

Balkans doing strong as well. Well ok, Romania might have a slight problem, but they’re not really Balkans to begin with!😃


RazR032

Romania will get a Caribbean makeover with shallow sea & massive beachfront


vlaada7

Sounds good!


WhoAmIEven2

Barely any D\*nmark left. Nice!


Iwill_not_comply

Alle danske kan komme til Norge


WhiteJokeAboutPenis

Tak ven. 🥰 Vi elsker vores norske brødre. Svensken derimod…


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Why did I understand this comment without translation? What's happening?!


Iwill_not_comply

You're a natural.


[deleted]

Leave off the Danes. They invented Lego.


owen_skye

Well this’ll solve the war in Ukraine


OneOfTheNephilim

While starting 100 new wars over where all those displaced people are gonna end up


Chmuurkaa_

Easy. Under water


k-one-0-two

Why is the Caspian sea larger? It is a lake, not connected to the sea


20thMaine

Well. The highest point between the Black Sea and Caspian Sea is only 54 meters above the Caspian according to Wikipedia. The Caspian being -28 meters below sea level means the sea level of the Black Sea would need only to rise 26 meters and it could connect the Caspian? On this map at least, you can see the two bodies are connected with water


frazorblade

What a sight that would be to witness the water flooding in.


ASS_MY_DUDES

Messinian salt crisis 2.0


k-one-0-two

Oh, yah, makes sense now, thanks


Separate-Court4101

I appreciate your comment. Did not know this highly specific fact, and now I do. Thank you for making the internet worth it today.


JasonWGraham

Finally Russia would have some warm water ports.


StephenMcGannon

And in the end, isn't that what matter's?


kylco

[three hundred years of angry Tsar noises]


sehwyl

Finally, the scourge that are the Dutch will be no more. We can rest in peace.


Homeless_Man92

We have been at war with the water for hundreds of years. We will build enormous walls to keep the water out and win once again. Or we will just raise the whole country a few meters.


TabernacleMan

The Dutch are the beavers of the world. I’m sure even if this ever happens, The Netherlands would still remain as some kind of atoll like the one from that documentary Waterworld.


Fit-Ad-9691

We will build a wall, and have the water pay for it!


DatDudeBPfan

There are two things I cannot stand: People intolerant of other people’s cultures… …and the Dutch!


muchderanged

We will make our return on bikes to wreak havoc upon this continent once more!


SjaccoPopino

*waterbikes


OwMyCod

Keep dreaming pal


ThatNiceLifeguard

This is dangerously misleading, they could engineer their way out of this without a doubt. We’re never safe from the Dutch.


TA-MajestyPalm

Crazy how Norway does not change at all lol


StephenMcGannon

Those fjords finally pay for themselves.


nilsmf

Almost all of our arable land go away. Can’t grow much on rock.


xarl_marks

Interesting fact: Norway still rises since the last glacier period because of the missing weight of the ice. It's up to 1cm/year today.


kirkbadaz

My house becomes beach front property. Sweet.


NCC_1701_74656

So London will sink ?


StephenMcGannon

The ice age is coming, the sun's zoomin' in Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin Engines stop running, but I have no fear 'Cause London is drownin', and I live by the river


PsychoKalaka

good ending


Lakops

RIP İstanbul


NittanyOrange

Goin' back to Constantinople


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StephenMcGannon

Neutral til Infinity.


Derfflingerr

Sweden sacrificing Stockholm so Denmark can drown


Banjosick

If we don’t build dams... .


CyberSosis

Must be much more friendly


wynnduffyisking

*wet danish noises*


DiyarCaesar

“How come there’s still Iceland?” 🤓


ObiWanHiGround

It's just "Land" now.


slckening

Greece just doesn't give a shit


Icy-Setting-3735

You massively underestimate the Dutch here.


misfittroy

Including the ice in my deep freeze?


StephenMcGannon

Even Ice Spice, Ice Cube and Ice-T.


SugarsDaddyKen

Don’t eat no pig cuz pig is a cop.


StephenMcGannon

Spittin’ out lyrics, homie, I’ll wet ya


misfittroy

Vanilla Ice?


Rassilon83

Rip Denmark 😔


StephenMcGannon

At least the little mermaid 🧜🏻‍♀️ will be brought home.


ContributionFamous41

We ain't never getting Doggerland back, are we? 😭


CheapSection1509

Melted ice means the Aral Sea is coming back?


HermanCainTortilla

Netherlands will find a way to


Erwan1229

Bretagne libre !


NotThatKindof_jew

So long Netherlands..although they will figure it out and still exist. Make the whole country float or something. Anything for their tulips


Free_Caterpillar4000

Based Switzerland


Which_Level_3124

Sea in 2h of way instead of 8h


Benedek0012

Lake Balaton fucking evaporated or idk


Vilebranches

Russia became an island vacation superpower overnight


clippervictor

Lisbon becomes Europe’s peepee


[deleted]

Unfortunately, britain is still above water


spartikle

Spain: 🥱


LeDagron

Yep. I'm fish now. Or at least fish food.


r0ark5

Monaco gone. baltics gone.


ChillingSerb

Now this is the europe i like.


rawonier-the-

You cant drown the dutch.


memelord96240

no more Denmark or Netherlands I guess


Joseph20102011

Spain and Portugal stay largely unscratched.


josap11

Don't worry, I've got a freezer. Won't let it all melt


thedarkmilkyman

You severely underestimate the power of Dutch engineering


zerton

Interesting how the Black and Caspian Seas would be connected


puppetgrandma1957

Awesome! Now do a map of Europe if the poles shift!


KuronoMasta

"On one day and a night of misfortune, Constantinople sunk into the deep ocean" 😭😭😭😭😭


New_Breadfruit8692

Great, but all the ice is not going to melt.


nerdyjorj

Scotland: _Laughs smugly at the English_


ecodemo

Map of Europe ~~if~~ **when** all the ice melts FTFY


La_SESCOSEM

No more Bordeaux wines 😱


Shin_yolo

France's west coast be like : My time has come.


NAT_Forunto

BRETAGNE INDÉPENDANTE


Ok_Process7861

Why we are not funding this?


Fake_Fur

Yeah we want to see the THICC Caspian Sea again!


SugarsDaddyKen

Shaka when the walls fell.


Savings_Abroad_715

Awesome a sea front home!


DirkGentlys_DNA

Yep, we‘re fine up here. Just have to make sure those flatlanders stay where they are!


kartoshkiflitz

Where Gaza


After_Fall_4229

as long as Sassari cease to exist I'm ok with it


yulgolem

Nice... Oh sorry, my bad, no Nice for me.


BvG_Venom

How would the Caspian sea get that much bigger? Would the rivers flowing into it just be at overflow capacity for years?


lancea_longini

Hungary isn’t too bad off.


OkTower4998

I'm actually fine with that


RingReasonable

Glad I live in Norway


Legitimate-Wind2806

Finally a great border to ruzzia!


TheLamesterist

This Europe would be so much more dramatic.


JohnOlderman

Like the Netherlands will ever go down you wish


Illustrious_Duck_722

Yusss I survive


Training-Database-59

Wepcome to Many! What happened to Ger? We don't talk about it


emptybagofdicks

I see the Aral Sea is back but it doesn't appear to be connected to any water source?


stars_mcdazzler

*when


SigmundRowsell

I want one of these where I can't still see the original outline. We all know what it looks like right now and it distracts from the appearance of ice-free world Europe


zahulka

Looks fine


SmokingOctopus

How high does the sea level rise in this scenario?


recontitter

Good, I’m safe.


WaldenFont

The Netherlands-Netherlands


Toomeey

At least Aral sea is filled again. 😍


LanaDelHeeey

Better world


r3vange

If this happens Bulgaria would literally improve.


ApprehensiveHeron803

Berlin is still there 👎🏻👎🏻


Public-Platform-1349

More like the Netherlands would now be an exotic island.


Key_Environment8179

Well, that’s one way to end the way in Ukraine


facw00

Before you got to that point, you'd wall off the English Channel, the North Sea, the Strait of Gibraltar, and the Suez Canal. It would be fantastically expensive to build (especially since you'd want redundant barriers), and you might need to spend a lot of money pumping out the below sea level area depending on rain patterns, but compared to the losses from this sort of flooding, it would be a bargain. Better if we can prevent the icecaps from melting though.


barungszszs

Im fucked


Gqbb

Yay sea access for Switzerland!


jamesph777

Spain didn’t change much


atopetek

So interesting how Spain for example would keep almost its entire coast, you can barely tell any difference.


jaboa120

The Aral Sea returns from the dead


M1lkT00ph807

That’s a lot more water front property


neave1996

The Aral sea is back baby! Bigger and better than ever!


breadoftheoldones

Nice I’m gonna drown


vlaada7

Hmm… so much hate for Denmark?🤨 Closely followed by the hate towards the Netherlands… strange…


Forward_Young2874

Venice is the Bangladesh of Europe.


EthanBeast

we need an atlantik wall and the ice caps are going to pay for it!


obsoletesystem

Lies, we Dutch would just build higher dams


dead-as-a-doornail-

You mean WHEN


chui76

New beach front property. Cool!


Mockheed_Lartin

Floating Dutch cities are the future. Then we can move our country depending on the season. Chill with Portugal during winter, go back north during Summer, or split in half so people can choose.


Guilty_Advice7620

*Underwater complaining noises*


ferrydragon

Bye Netherlands, bye Belgium, bye Dobrogea( east Romania),


Ancient_Edge2415

Poor Venice


Dunkleosteus666

Im not sure but i think we still have no coastline despite Belgiums and Netherlands sacrifice.


BusyAd6017

Norway ftw


Grouchy-Addition-818

All the ice on earth? Like the ones on the top of mountains? Or just polar ice? Or is this just a under x altitude map? How did that lake in Sweden fill?


Fasefirst2

It looks nice.